[Gabriel: Right, the focus now is on the axe!]
[Sasuke: Ahem, back then, Pangu accidentally dropped his Pangu Axe into the river, where it was picked up by the river god.]
There was a brief silence in the chat group. After seeing Sasuke's words, everyone was at a loss for words.
[Gabriel: I knew that world was absurd, but I didn't expect it to be this absurd.]
[Qilin: So, the River God wants to lend me Pangu's axe that splits the heavens?]
[Tohru from the Kobayashi Family: It seems so now. Be careful not to cleave the solar system in two.]
[Kusuo Saiki: As expected, this group is full of hidden talents!]
[King Grey Wolf: So, why was there a river god before the sky was even created?]
[Zhang Sanfeng: Is the River of Time Also a River?]
[Zhang Wei: Terrifying!]
[Tu Shan Ya Ya: Hahaha! Poor Sasuke in Naruto! How could he have such a mean brother! Did the transmigrated Sasuke also suffer the same treatment from Itachi?]
[Sasuke: Sigh, Itachi may be a brother-trap, but he's still better than you who didn't practice your magic properly and ended up harming your sister... Sigh~]
Crunch, crunch!
Inside the cave, Tu Shan Ya Ya gritted her teeth as she stared at the panel in front of her.
"I, Tu Shan Ya Ya, will remember this grudge!"
[Gabriel: I, Gabriel, will remember this grudge!]
[Tohru from Kobayashi's Family: This is the third time! It's outrageous! Even I'm starting to have enough!]
[Lily: If you were in front of me, I'd throw an uppercut right away!]
[Ishida Uryu: So, her sister died?]
[Sasuke: She's dead, but not completely dead. You could say she's dead, but she occasionally comes back to life. It all depends on how you interpret it.]
[Tu Shan Ya Ya: What! How could my sister be dead?!]
Tu Shan Ya Ya, who had just been furious, was suddenly panicked. How could her invincible older sister possibly die!
Although Sasuke's words were rather cryptic, Ya Ya still understood a little bit of them.
Simply put, the older sister, Honghong, has been in a state of semi-death!
"How could this be! Could it be that my sister was beaten up...? No, no, no! My sister is invincible! How could she be beaten up like that!" Ya Ya shook her head repeatedly, banishing the thought from her mind.
However, she was already starting to believe her guess and was considering whether she should follow Sasuke's advice and diligently practice her magic.
"Oh right, didn't he say we have anime here? Maybe I should beg him to release the anime..."
As soon as the idea came to her, Ya Ya hesitated again.
Seeing the future is tempting, but it's also filled with fear, because we're afraid of seeing futures we don't want to see.
"But! This concerns my sister's life!!"
[Tu Shan Ya Ya: Sasuke! Please tell me what happened to my sister in the future!]
[Sasuke: Do you really need to know? I don't think even if you knew now, you could ever understand your sister's thoughts.]
[Tu Shan Ya Ya: I want to see it too!]
Sasuke: Okay.
[Ding! Sasuke has uploaded "A Brief Biography of Tu Shan Hong Hong".]
[Gabriel: Is this just a brief introduction?]
[Sasuke: There's nothing I can do. Yaya is still a child, and the manga's story begins hundreds of years in the future.]
Inside the cave, Tu Shan Ya Ya, her heart trembling, clicked on the profile of Tu Shan Hong Hong sent by Sasuke.
"Come on! Let me see what it is that can turn my sister into the state Sasuke described!"
Chapter 73 Sasuke: Everything I did was for myself!
A few minutes later, Ya Ya finished reading the story and her expression turned to one of gritted teeth.
"Damn cockroaches! And that damned monkey from Aolai Kingdom! And that black fox! Just wait! I will cultivate to become the strongest! And wipe you all out! Protect my sister from any injustice! Oh, and the inhuman Qi Dao Alliance! I'll find a chance to destroy them!"
At this moment, Tu Shan Ya Ya was filled with murderous intent towards those she had never met before!
Sasuke thoughtfully included a picture of Ya Ya after she had completed her cultivation at the end of the introduction. So Ya Ya knew that as long as she worked hard to cultivate, she would definitely be able to help her sister. At that time, not to mention that bitch Jin Renfeng using Pure Yang Flame, even if the head of the Dongfang family came in person, Tu Shan Ya Ya was confident that she could freeze him into an ice block!
"But what about that stinky cockroach? If we don't take care of him, he might really die..." Ya Ya hesitated. Although Dongfang Yuechu wasn't very likable, this guy was indeed pitiful.
"Forget it, I'll deal with it later. I'll start cultivating now and set a small goal: to reach the Demon Emperor realm!"
The next second, Tu Shan Ya Ya opened the chat group, thanked Sasuke, and started watching Naruto.
The fox demon's power originates from emotions. She believes that as long as she observes more of other people's emotions, she will also understand some of those emotions!
Conan World.
After Kogoro exposed the butler, the butler led them to the hotel where Akiko was staying. As soon as they entered the hotel, Kogoro's eyes fell on a man wearing a baseball cap and carrying a suitcase!
The other party looked flustered, clearly having done something shameful.
Having read the script, Kogoro knew that the man in front of him had indeed kidnapped Akiko, so he quickly stepped forward, stopped the man, and said sternly, "Let me see what's in the box!"
The man was startled by Kogoro's sudden action and was completely stunned.
"Y-you! What are you doing?!" The man in the baseball cap staggered back, looking at Kogoro in a panic!
"Cut the nonsense!"
Mori quickly stepped forward, snatched the box from the other person's hand, and placed it on the ground.
Mr. Tani, who was standing nearby, was also taken aback by Kogoro's sudden action and quickly asked, "Mr. Mori, what happened?"
Maori didn't answer him, but instead took out a small knife and opened the box on the ground.
Inside the box lay none other than their destination: Miss Akiko!
"Jingzi!" Upon seeing his beloved daughter, Mr. Gu immediately lost his temper and hugged her tightly.
The man in the baseball cap, realizing his kidnapping had been exposed, panicked and tried to run away!
Xiaolan flashed in front of the man and blocked his way, then unleashed a series of fluid karate moves that left him powerless to resist!
After that, Kogoro had little to do with what happened next; he took the money and went home with the children.
On the way, Xiaolan sighed, "Really, rich kids would plan a kidnapping like this just to get their fathers' attention..."
"Luckily we arrived in time, otherwise it would have been troublesome if Akiko had been kidnapped by the real kidnapper." Conan chimed in, then asked Kogoro with a curious look, "Uncle Mori, how did you figure out that man had kidnapped Miss Akiko?"
At this moment, Conan developed a sense of admiration for Kogoro!
After all, Kogoro solved this case so quickly. Conan had only just begun to think about it, while Kogoro was able to write down the answer directly!
Conan naturally admires those who are strong.
In particular, Kogoro has earned Conan's approval in terms of deduction skills!
"Anyone who's been a detective for a few years could see through this instantly." Kogoro looked at Conan with disdain and said, "Hey kid, you don't actually want to be a detective, do you?"
Conan nodded repeatedly: "That's right! I want to become a great detective like Sherlock Holmes!"
Kogoro glanced at Conan and said earnestly, "Kid, detectives don't earn much money, especially detectives like you who don't have much observational skills. You'll starve."
Conan's eye twitched. He wanted to refute the other person, but when he thought about his current appearance, he realized that he was completely unconvincing.
Kogoro felt incredibly satisfied after teaching Shinichi a lesson once again! He shared his joy with his friends in the group chat.
On the other hand, Sasuke has been very conflicted these past two days.
“It’s just a slight change in their catchphrases, it’s not a big deal at all, you don’t need to worry about it.” Kaguya rolled her eyes and pulled Sasuke into her arms. “You’re a god now, just slightly changing the habits of the people on this planet and letting them make casual remarks is nothing to worry about, just do it.”
"..." Sasuke's expression was conflicted: "These kinds of things only happen once or countless times. This time it's just something insignificant, but what will it be next time? What if I get addicted and try to change other people's thinking whenever I encounter something unpleasant..."
Sasuke is worried that he might become addicted to this power. After all, this ability is really tempting. He already has the idea that the whole world will love to make fun of him. Who knows what kind of trouble he might cause in the future!
Kaguya glanced at Karin, who immediately understood and said, "Don't worry, Sasuke-kun! We'll always be by your side and won't let you make any big mistakes!"
"But you're both trying to persuade me to make a mistake right now." Sasuke looked at the two of them speechlessly. From the moment he brought up this idea until now, the two of them had completely agreed with him and had not tried to dissuade him at all. Kaguya, in particular, bluntly said that Sasuke should be a god in this world and could do whatever he wanted.
Karin looked a little embarrassed. She was the worst at persuading Sasuke because, in Karin's opinion, everything Sasuke did was right!
"Change it! Didn't you say that you could become stronger by absorbing that吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or critical remarks) energy? Only when you become stronger can you help this planet defend against external enemies. It's a mutually beneficial thing!" Kaguya continued to entice her.
"No way!" Sasuke suddenly stood up and said, "I want them to complain so I can become stronger. As for defending against external enemies, I don't care at all. I'll take care of anyone who dares to come! I won't accept this hypocritical excuse!"
"That's enough! Your morals are so weird!" Kaguya couldn't help but shout.
Seeing Kaguya's expression, Sasuke paused for a moment, then clapped his hands and laughed, "That's right! Everything I did was for myself, to make myself stronger! There's no need to overthink it!"
Kaguya took a deep breath, realizing that all her previous attempts to persuade Sasuke had been a waste of time. This guy had probably already decided to do this from the beginning, and was just trying to get a hug from her!
"Xinei!"
"what!"
Sasuke was kicked to the ninja world by Kaguya, still living in the same place as before, except that the villa was no longer there.
Sasuke dusted himself off and laughed, "People of the ninja world, let's all fall in love with making sarcastic remarks!"
hum~
A golden light flashed across the entire ninja world, and the world quietly changed!
"Alright, now we just need to wait to harvest the crops!"
(Can everyone accept this move by Sasuke? If not, I'll change it.)
Chapter 74 Zhang Wei, hurry up and buy a house!
Sasuke changed the lifestyle of the people on the planet, making them used to make sarcastic remarks while speaking, and for a time, the whole world was filled with a joyful atmosphere.
Sasuke himself also benefited greatly, as his efficiency in collecting吐槽 (tu cao, a type of humorous commentary) energy increased several times compared to before, and he could earn about 50,000 to 60,000吐槽 energy every day.
"There are still too few people in the ninja world. Almost half of the ninjas died in the previous four wars. It will take at least five or six years to recover."
However, Sasuke is already quite satisfied with his current income. If this trend continues, he will be able to advance another level and reach a new realm when he turns eighteen.
Moreover, with more people in the ninja world in the future, Sasuke will gain more experience, creating a virtuous cycle!
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