Genshin Impact: This light novel author doesn't cross the line.

The erotic scene from that time resurfaced in his mind, his heart raced, and his face flushed red.

"Hehe, you're really funny. You're the author of 'Husband's Impotence' and 'Night Shift Ward', but you're just a pure and innocent virgin."

Looking at the pink-haired fox laughing uncontrollably in front of her, Ueno Chiki really wanted to teach her a lesson.

Lei, who was standing to the side, was completely stunned.

Chapter 83 Not Every Drop of Milk is Dumpling Milk

The streets of Inazuma City were bustling with people, and the shouts of vendors rose and fell, creating a lively atmosphere.

Since the day he "entered the heavens to guard and correct the emperor's ears," there has been no longer a continuous stream of public officials coming to collect various taxes, and the streets have become prosperous at a visible speed.

Lei, following behind Ueno Chiki and Yae Miko, couldn't help but feel a sense of感慨 (gǎnkǎi, a complex emotion encompassing feelings, thoughts, and reflections) upon seeing such a scene.

Everything was completely different from what she remembered, both the people and the objects.

In comparison, while the past is worth remembering, the present is clearly more appealing to people who want to stay.

It seems that his eternity is a cage, imprisoning Inazuma and himself.

Then she saw a strange food stall selling things she had never seen before, and she slowed down.

Ueno Chiki quickly noticed this, turned around and followed her gaze, and immediately understood.

"General, Lord Yae no Kami, I'm a little hungry. There's a food stall over there, let's go check it out."

Lei, who was hesitating about how to start the conversation, felt an even greater liking for Ueno Chiki.

When the three approached the food stall, the stall owner, Zhishu, was a little frightened. His legs trembled slightly, and he stammered, "General... General, what... what brings you here?"

Lei Yingdong waved his hand gently and said in a mild tone, "You don't need to be so nervous. We just want to try your snacks."

Upon hearing that they had come to sample his snacks, Tomoki immediately relaxed. He seemed like a different person, becoming confident and composed, and began to introduce his family's signature dishes.

"This is my own creation—the ultimate beverage dish—Dumpling Milk. It combines the delicate aroma of milk with the soft and chewy texture of dumplings. It's truly a revolutionary beverage dish. Would you three like to try some?"

Lei was very interested and said, "Give me a bottle."

Ueno Chiki and Yae Miko also ordered a bottle.

After receiving the bottled milk tea, Lei Yingdian gently twisted the cap with his fingers. The bottle opening seemed to be a time gate, releasing a long-sealed flavor.

A faint, sweet aroma wafted out—the unique fragrance of glutinous rice ball milk, full of allure and sweetness.

She brought her lips close to the bottle opening, her rosy lips slightly parted, as if anticipating the sweet nourishment.

She slowly took a sip, and the soft, creamy milk slid into her mouth, its smooth texture and rich milky aroma instantly filling her oral cavity.

She closed her eyes, savoring this beautiful moment.

The sweet and soft texture of the milk dumplings, along with the warm sensation as they slid down her throat, brought her immense comfort and satisfaction. She slightly raised her neck, as if inviting more milk dumplings into her mouth.

After taking a sip, Ueno Chiki didn't want to take a second sip because he felt it was too sweet. People who love sweets would like it, but people who don't like sweets would probably be indifferent to it.

He glanced at Yae no Miko and found that she was also uninterested; this fox lady's only culinary hobby was fried tofu.

Turning around, Lei Yingdian had already finished drinking the milk tea. Perhaps she drank it a little too fast, because there were two or three drops of cloudy white milk stuck to the corner of her mouth.

Upon witnessing this scene, Ueno Chiki felt her blood rush to her head; this was too, too, too exciting!

Yae no Miko also saw it, looking at Lei Yingdian's face with great interest, her eyes flashing with a peculiar light.

"Is there something special on my face?" Lei asked, puzzled, after sensing the strange gazes of the two men.

Yae no Miko smiled slightly, walked closer to her, stretched out her slender hand, gently plucked the milk sticking to the corner of her mouth with her finger, and then put it into her own mouth, "Kage's milk, delicious milk."

“Divine Child, you…” Lei Ying’s cheeks flushed slightly, like the color of cherry blossoms in full bloom in spring, pink and vibrant. Her slightly flushed cheeks and rosy lips complemented each other perfectly, making her beauty even more captivating.

Ueno Chiki felt an itch in his nose, followed by a warm sensation. Oh no! He quickly pinched his nose and ran towards the small river beside the street.

Yae no Miko chuckled, quite pleased with herself. She had not only teased Lei Yingdian, but also played a trick on Ueno Chiki.

This writer who pushes the boundaries is really pathetic; he couldn't even handle this little bit of stimulation.

After arriving at the river, Chiki Ueno washed her nostrils with her hands, then poured the cool river water over the back of her head, and it took a while for the nosebleed to stop.

He cursed his body for being so unreliable. Despite having watched countless films and possessing extensive theoretical knowledge, he couldn't handle even slightly stimulating scenes during actual practice.

At the same time, he secretly cursed Yae no Miko, that fox, for being so good at stirring people's hearts.

After he returned, Lei asked with some concern, "Ueno Chiki, are you alright?"

Ueno Chiki could only awkwardly reply, "It's nothing."

"Boss, how many Mora in total?" he asked the stall owner, Tomoki, preparing to pay. It was obvious that the two VIPs beside him were people who never carried cash.

Tomoki quickly shook his head, "It is my honor to allow the General and Lord Yae no Kami to taste my special drinks and dishes, I cannot accept money."

Yae no Miko said, "We appreciate your kindness. But Mora, you should keep it; it's what you deserve."

Then, she gave Ueno Chiki a look.

After receiving her instructions, he reluctantly took out his purse and placed 10,000 Mora on the stall. That should be enough to cover the expenses.

"Tomoki, keep the money. This is an order from me and the General, understand?"

Tomoki had intended to refuse, but upon hearing this, he could only say with gratitude, "Thank you, Lord Yae-no-ji, thank you, General."

Chiki Ueno looked at Tomoki speechlessly, wanting to tell him that he should be thanking him, since it was his money that was paid.

After saying goodbye to Tomoki, the three of them arrived at a vegetable stall.

Under the watchful gaze of Yae no Miko, he had no choice but to buy a lot of tofu.

After buying all the ingredients, the three of them went back.

As he passed a street corner, Ueno Chiki's gaze faltered. He saw a peculiar sign: a pigeon with a single tear in its eye.

Chapter 84 Jade Feet Under the Dinner Table

Around noon, Yingmei led Paimon swiftly across the fields of Narukami Island.

"The location of the Divine Eye is getting more and more out of the ordinary. I clearly sensed that it was there, but I searched for ages before finally finding it in a hidden corner."

Yingmei was disgusted today; it took her half a day to find that underworld Thor's Eye.

“The traveler, perhaps that’s the meaning of exploration. Weren’t you happy when you found this Thor’s Eye?” Paimon comforted him.

"What's so great about me? If every Aegis is this hard to find, it'll drive me crazy." Yingmei's resentment remained undiminished.

As they spoke, the two arrived at the door of Ueno Chiki's house.

"Lord Yae no Miko, General, you're here too." Yingmei said with some surprise when she saw Yae no Miko and Lei Yingdian lying under the eaves sunbathing.

"Yes, little one."

In the languid sunlight, Yae no Miko slowly stretched, unfurling her graceful figure. Her limbs were long and supple, like willow branches dancing in the spring breeze, elegant and captivating. Her delicate face, like morning dew, was clear and bright, shimmering with a mesmerizing light.

Yingmei felt a surge of anger and couldn't wait to go up and get close to her.

"Hoshino, Paimon, you're back! Let's eat together." Upon hearing that Hoshino had returned, Ueno Chiki invited everyone over for a meal.

The table was laden with colorful dishes, including sweet and sour pork ribs, tender and spicy chicken, boiled black-backed bass, stir-fried potatoes, eggplant, and green peppers, fried tofu, and vegetable and egg soup.

The aroma is so fragrant that it makes you salivate.

Paimon, with his gluttonous mouth, was practically drooling, and the rest of the group were also very tempted.

"Everyone, sit down and eat. Don't be shy."

Ueno Chiki's words were like a starting gun; as soon as everyone sat down, they immediately picked up their chopsticks and quickly grabbed some food.

Yae no Miko moved with extreme speed, dragging her favorite fried tofu directly in front of her, giving no one else a chance.

The fried tofu, like golden pearls, is neatly arranged on a plate. Its outer skin is golden and crispy, as thin as a cicada's wing, while the inside is as delicate and fluffy as silken meat, full of elasticity and vitality.

As Yae no Miko took a bite, the crispy exterior and tender interior instantly transported her to a new world.

She could feel that satisfaction from the inside out, a rich and multi-layered taste experience.

Every bite reveals the unique freshness of the fried tofu, gently enveloping her taste buds like a spring breeze, making her feel as if she were on a sunny spring afternoon filled with the fragrance of flowers.

She looked around and saw that everyone else was also enjoying the feast.

Everyone's chopsticks were flying, picking up delicious dishes and putting them into their mouths.

Their faces were filled with satisfied and happy smiles, as if all their troubles had been left behind at that moment.

Lei, usually so detached from worldly desires, was now completely absorbed in this culinary feast. Her chopsticks moved nimbly among the various foods, like a blur, picking up delicious pieces one by one. Each selection and pick-up was done with great care, exuding elegance and composure. She was extremely focused, savoring every bite.

Seeing her like this, Yae no Miko couldn't help but recall the scene hundreds of years ago when they played karuta together under the cherry tree, and she was just like this back then.

All of this is thanks to one man.

She watched as Ueno Chiki sat across from her, eating his food obediently, and for some reason, she wanted to tease him.

Chiki Ueno was slowly enjoying the delicious food. To make sure he didn't miss out on any vegetables, he filled his bowl with them from the start.

Suddenly, he felt a strange sensation in his leg.

His expression remained unchanged, but his gaze drifted downwards, and he saw a perfectly shaped, exquisite jade foot gently caressing the inside of his thigh. The jade foot was smooth and soft, and seemed to exude a rich, delicate fragrance.

He unconsciously swallowed, a surge of lust spreading up his lower abdomen.

After only a few seconds of contact, his face turned hot and red.

Yae no Miko watched his embarrassed state with great interest, a mischievous smile playing on her lips.

However, to her surprise, Ueno Chiki, who usually had lustful thoughts but lacked the courage to act on them, actually did something incredibly audacious.

He grabbed her delicate foot, held it in his palm, and began to caress and rub it gently.

A blush instantly rose on Yae no Miko's fair face, which was as smooth as solidified jade, and a tingling sensation came from her feet.

Seeing Yae no Miko's stunningly beautiful expression, Ueno Chiki's heart fluttered. Doing such a thing under the noses of Yingmei, Lei Yingdian, and others gave him a strange sense of tension and excitement.

The more he played with that perfect jade foot, the less he wanted to let go. Its warm, soft, and jelly-like texture was irresistible.

However, Yae no Miko quickly came to her senses. She realized that what she had meant to tease him had turned into a reward, so she decided to pull her foot back.

However, Ueno Chiki, who was already enraged, could not easily give up. He had been constantly tricked by this pink-haired fox and had accumulated enough anger.

Today, he is going to teach her an unforgettable lesson.