"If I hadn't seen the name tag on its neck, I would have shouted it out."
Hannah patted her chest, still shaken.
Having a name tag indicates that the pet is not aggressive and is well-trained.
This is also how villagers distinguish between wild animals and pets.
However, few people keep pets. In this imperial environment, it's a problem for people to even have enough to eat, let alone keep such a big bear.
“It’s called Panda. I brought it out of the forest. It’s not exactly docile, but rather quite docile.”
(P.S.: This is after you've eaten your fill.)
"Can I touch Panda's head?"
Hannah peeked out and glanced at the panda lying flat in the neighboring yard.
(P.S.: It's not unreasonable for Jelly to raise a husky, North Wind to raise a slime, and Yuan Hua to raise a Siberian hamster, right?)
"Yes, it's best to bring food with you."
Yuan Hua gently patted the table, "Let's try this first."
"I picked them all myself."
"Wow—my little brother is so thoughtful!"
Hannah, ignoring the bear, ran to the dining table and prepared to dig in...
"Use chopsticks."
Yuan Hua used his chopsticks to stop Hannah's hand.
"This dish is stir-fried; if you use your hands to grab it, the oil will smear everywhere."
"I'm not very good at using chopsticks."
Hannah took the chopsticks from Yuan Hua and clumsily picked up the mushrooms from the plate.
"Slow down, don't rush."
Yuan Hua came up behind Hannah, put one arm around her waist and held Hannah's right hand with the other.
"It should be like this..."
"No...don't do this...Yongtai is sleeping in his room..."
Hannah struggled gently, afraid of waking Yong-tae inside the house.
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Yuan Hua blew a soft breath on Hannah's earlobe, and Hannah's body immediately went limp...
"I'm not going in..."
"I'll just rub against it..."
The Biggest Lie of the Year
……
"You really are something... ugh... ugh... you're so unserious... ugh..."
Hannah straightened her clothes and then threw the stained triangle into the basin.
(P.S.: A gift from Yuan Hua.)
[Fun fact: Bras actually existed as early as ancient Rome (during the Western Han Dynasty in China), but they didn't survive. They revived in the early 20th century, eventually evolving into the bikini. Seriously, so cool!!!]
(Note: Don't say it was Umaru who taught you.)
"You promised you wouldn't go in, but you lied to me again. You're so annoying."
"Just tell me whether you've learned it or not."
Yuan Hua watched as Hannah skillfully picked up the mushroom and put it into her mouth.
During the battle just now, whenever Hannah picked up a mushroom with her chopsticks, Da Long would speed up, making it difficult for Hannah to hold the mushroom firmly with her chopsticks.
"That's not the way to learn! What if Yong-tae suddenly wakes up and walks out? We'd both be doomed..."
Hannah gently patted Yuan Hua's chest, not even daring to use force.
"Ouch, that hurts!"
Yuan Hua pretended to be in pain...
"Ugh, stop pretending, it's so annoying..."
Hannah looked at Yuan Hua with doting eyes, but her hands and mouth were not idle either.
……
"What a huge bear! Based on my experience, I'd say it's a monster cub, but I really don't know what kind."
Yong-tae looked the sleepy-eyed panda up and down.
"It looks like a female bear..."
"..."
Panda glanced lazily at Yong-tae, then flopped onto its side and fell asleep the moment its head hit the ground...
"This sleep quality is just too good..."
Yong-tae's lips twitched slightly...
How did you tell the sex?
Yuan Hua grabbed a bear leg and lifted it...
boom! ! ! ! !
"Pfft pfft————"
Yuan Hua, who was lying on the fence, spat out the weeds in his mouth. That kick almost knocked out his gallstones.
No gallstones?
That kick could create something out of nothing, isn't that amazing enough?
Panda, out of consideration for Yuan Hua being its owner, wisely held back a bit, and it could still tell the difference between a full meal and a full meal.
To be fair, it's really impolite to lift someone's leg to look at the scenery for no reason, and Yuan Hua deserved the kick.
"Are you OK?"
Hannah reached out and helped Yuan Hua up.
"It's alright, it's alright. A real man can't let Yong-tae look down on him."
Yuan Hua grinned.
"Haha, well said!"
Yongtai nodded and pointed to the three tufts of white hair on Panda's chest.
"The male has two flames, and the female has three flames. Although I can't remember what breed of panda it is, I can still tell the difference between male and female."
"So that's how it is. I suffered that kick for nothing."
Yuan Hua gave a wry smile...
"It's okay, just take it as a lesson learned."
Yongtai patted Yuan Hua on the shoulder earnestly.
"Besides, your behavior just now was too reckless; I didn't even have time to stop you."
"Yes Yes Yes……"
Yuan Hua scratched his head awkwardly. Ever since he got the Forbidden App, he had started to act recklessly.
Before I traveled back in time, I would never have done something so outrageous.
Having a system really makes it easy to get carried away.
……
Want an ice cream?
Feisheng looked Yuan Hua up and down.
"Hmm... have... one... uh, oh well, never mind, I'm not in the mood for it."
Yuan Hua waved his hand.
"What's wrong with you? You're acting like some kind of innocent victim?"
Feisheng sat on Yuan Hua's lap and put the popsicle in his hand to Yuan Hua's mouth.
"Were you bullied?"
Feisheng blinked...
"If someone bullies you, fight back! You're an Abyss Demolitionist now. You'll have plenty of time to place explosive orbs. With a snap of your fingers, you can blow the entire newbie village to smithereens."
"Nobody's bullying me. You're overthinking it. I just feel like I'm getting a little cocky. I need to keep a low profile."
Yuan Hua let out a long sigh...
"You fart!"
If you're in a rush to ascend to immortality and you keep a low profile, then there won't be any fun to watch!
"How can you not do something fun?! At your age, how can you not do something fun?! How can you be so shameless?!"
"You have to believe in yourself! You're a performance artist, you're high-profile, and you never fail!"
Chapter 45 Leaving the Village!
"You've made me a little too proud of myself."
Yuan Hua scratched his head sheepishly...
"Don't be discouraged. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
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