The Exorcism Tale of Hachiman

"Boss, you can cause him trouble in other ways; there's absolutely no need to go there directly..."

Seeing that Miura Yumiko had no intention of letting Hachiman Hikigaya go, Ebina Hina had no choice but to use her trump card.

"whats the matter?"

"Service Department, boss, do you know about it?"

"Service Department?"

"Yes, yes, Hachiman Hikigaya is a member of that club. That department will accept any request for help..."

"Ah, so sleepy..."

Completely unaware that two women were whispering and watching him from behind, Hachiman Hikigaya rubbed his heavy eyelids and yawned.

Cultivation can't replace sleep? No wonder novels are all lies!

If Hachiman Hikigaya hadn't accidentally fallen asleep during his training last night, he would definitely have slept through Shizuka Hiratsuka's literature class this morning and been punished by her iron fist.

However, to be fair, the way Hiratsuka Shizuka looked at me during class today seemed a little strange.

Why is this?

The author says

I also write novels on foreign websites. I didn't realize it when I finished writing that day, and I brought the scene over here. Sorry.

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Chapter 70. Yurikawa Hana's mind was filled with only...

"Could you come to my house tonight?"

When Yotsuya Miko said those words to Hikigaya Hachiman on the rooftop at noon, Yurikawa Hana, who was enjoying her meal with a happy smile on her face, was so shocked that she dropped her chopsticks.

"Although I know you two are secretly dating behind my back, isn't it a bit too fast to have already moved in together?"

"Who's living together?!"

Yotsuya Miko had finally mustered the courage to say those words, but after Yurikawa Hana's meddling, her hard-won resolve began to waver again.

Ugh, really! It's all Xiao Hua's fault, that idiot!

While thinking, Yotsuya Miko played with Yurikawa Hana's round face, as if she wanted to vent all the shyness in her heart in this way.

"Ugh, Miko, don't tease me like that. If you keep going like that, I... I'm going to lose it..."

"......"

Hikigaya Hachiman silently watched Yurikawa Hana, whose face was slightly flushed and who was panting heavily.

She clearly has a very pure, lively, and cute face.

Why would she say something like that?

"Ah, it's been ruined..."

A few minutes later, Yurikawa Hana, who had been released by Yotsuya Miko, lay on her back on the rooftop with a pitiful expression on her face.

The two people sitting next to each other ignored Yurikawa Hana, who was causing trouble beside them.

Why did you suddenly invite me to your house?

Seeing that Miko Yotsuya had straightened her school uniform and sat down in front of him again, Hachiman Hikigaya, who had already finished his bento, curiously asked her why.

In Japan, it's easy for a woman to invite a man to her home, which can easily lead to misunderstandings.

Kawasaki Saki was willing to take him to her house before because of the evil spirits in her house. Now, Yotsuya Miko is risking being misunderstood to invite him. Could it be that there are evil spirits in her house too?

"Actually..."

When asked for her reason, Miko Yotsuya seemed to recall some unpleasant scene, and her face visibly darkened.

"I've discovered that there are quite a few evil spirits in my house..."

Originally, Miko Yotsuya did not intend to have Hachiman Hikigaya come to her house for an exorcism.

After all, besides those evil spirits, she also vaguely sensed the presence of some spirits that were quite kind to her.

The spirits must have helped me a lot to survive in a house with so many evil spirits.

But Yotsuya Miko really couldn't take it anymore!

Every morning when she washes up, the evil spirit in the bathroom either scares her or deliberately blocks the mirror, wasting her precious time before school.

The giant evil spirit outside the window always appeared just when she drew back the curtains, ready to breathe in some fresh air with a happy heart.

Of course, these are secondary. What bothers her the most is that every night when she goes to sleep, an evil spirit with the size of an adult crawls into her bed, lies on her stomach, and keeps calling her "Mom!"

Before meeting Hachiman Hikigaya, Miko Yotsuya had no means to deal with evil spirits, so she could only choose to endure them.

But now...

"So please, come to my house! It doesn't have to be much, just get rid of those three nasty kids!"

With her hands clasped together and her eyes closed, Yotsuya Miko prayed to Hikigaya Hachiman.

"Well, since that's the case, I can't just sit idly by..."

Upon hearing that the evil spirits in Yotsuya Miko's house were disturbing her life, Hachiman Hikigaya naturally couldn't refuse Yotsuya Miko's request.

After what happened last night, Yukino Yukinoshita will probably ask him a bunch of questions this afternoon, so he probably won't be able to help her today.

"It's okay, can you come to my house this Saturday?"

Yotsuya Miko immediately saw through Hikigaya Hachiman's predicament.

Saturday?

Upon hearing the schedule arranged by Yotsuya Miko, Hachiman Hikigaya thought about it carefully and realized that he usually spent his weekends lying at home watching TV all day.

"Okay, I'm fine with Saturday!"

Nodding, Hachiman Hikigaya also accepted the request to exorcise a spirit at Miko Yotsuya's house on Saturday.

"Thank you so much!"

Hikigaya Hachiman's answer relieved Yotsuya Miko.

"See you!"

However, just as she was about to find another topic to continue the conversation with Hachiman Hikigaya, Yurikawa Hana, who was lying on the ground pretending to be dead, got up by herself when no one paid attention to her, and hugged Yotsuya Miko with a wronged look on her face.

"What's wrong with you?"

Yotsuya Miko expressed her helplessness regarding the lively character beside her.

Knowing full well that she was working hard to defeat the extremely difficult boss, Hachiman Hikigaya, this guy not only didn't help her, but also made things worse for her!

"Are you going to leave me next Monday...?"

"I asked, looking aggrieved."

Why don't I want you next Monday?

Yotsuya Miko stared at Yurikawa Hana with a puzzled look and asked, while Hikigaya Hachiman, who was watching the scene from the side, also stretched out his ears with great interest.

"Because, if Hachiman goes to your house on Saturday..."

Yurikawa Hana didn't say what she was going to say, but Yotsuya Miko and Hikigaya Hachiman both understood what she meant.

Yotsuya Miko felt a surge of blood rushing to her head, and she wished she could give Yurikawa Hana's breasts a good squeeze right in front of Hikigaya Hachiman.

Is it really because all the nutrients were concentrated on that that this idiot's brain is so barren that all he can think of is that kind of thing?!

She invited Hachiman Hikigaya to her house for exorcism!

And if you really want to do that kind of thing, you should at least be in a committed relationship and have both of your parents met before you can do it!

"I simply invited Hikigaya-kun to perform an exorcism!"

Gritting her teeth, Yotsuya Miko explained to Yurikawa Hana word by word.

"Is that right?"

Yuri Kawana's face showed a look of disbelief.

You know, she and Yotsuya Miko have been best friends since childhood. Yotsuya Miko said that inviting Hikigaya Hachiman was just to exorcise a spirit at her house and absolutely nothing else. Yurikawa Hana would never believe that.

"Of course that's how it is!"

Seeing Yurikawa Hana's suspicious expression, Yotsuya Miko pounced on her in a fit of rage.

"Thank you for your hospitality, I'll be going now..."

Watching the two girls rolling around on the rooftop, Hachiman Hikigaya silently packed up the lunchbox and placed it next to Miko Yotsuya's seat.

After saying goodbye softly, he immediately went up to the rooftop without looking back.

Why did you say those things?!

No sooner had Hachiman Hikigaya left than Miko Yotsuya pinned Yurikawa Hana down and stopped their playful fight.

Did I just say something?

Seeing that she was now in a vulnerable position, Yuri Kawana immediately pretended to be confused.

"Oh? Is that so? Then it seems I need to help you recall what you just said..."

Even though Hachiman Hikigaya has already left, Yurikawa Hana still dares to be stubborn.

Yotsuya Miko scrutinized Yurikawa Hana beneath her for a moment, then a strange smile appeared on her face.

Chapter 71 My family can barely be considered celebrities.

"Waaaaah, I'll never get married..."

On the rooftop, Yurikawa Hana was covering her face with her hands, looking like she had been severely bullied.

Meanwhile, Yotsuya Miko glared at her, clearly annoyed.

"Even if you want to help, please tone it down a bit..."