Himeko groggily opened her eyes and the first thing she saw was the rabbit lying next to her. Still half asleep, Himeko instinctively picked up the pillow next to her, turned around, covered her ears with the pillow, and went back to sleep.
Judging from this scene, Lin Yu had a pretty good idea of how badly Himeko had been tortured by the rabbit.
Lin Yu removed the pillow, and Himeko covered her ears and lay face down on the sofa.
Lin Yu: "Himeko-nee, it's me, I'm back."
himeko remained unmoved, closed her eyes, and used her foot to hook the blanket up to her waist, covering herself properly. "Don't even mention trying to lure me with Lin Yu's voice, even if you tried to tempt me with your teacher's wife's voice, I wouldn't get up, you damn rabbit."
Lin Yu gently patted Himeko on the back. "It really is me."
himeko: "Hmm, hmm?"
himeko sat up abruptly. That's right! Rabbits don't have bodies, so they don't provide any tactile sensation.
himeko pinched Lin Yu's cheek. "It really is you. Why are you back? Have you finished clearing out the Honkai Beasts? Why didn't you call ahead? I could have sent someone to pick you up."
Rabbit: "I already told you."
himeko: "When did you say that?"
The rabbit rested its chin on its hands and blinked sweetly at Himeko, saying, "After you fell asleep, I shouted it out in your ear at a volume of fifty decibels."
himeko: "......."
So I regret it, I really regret it. Why did I implement this artificial intelligence? Why did I use a quantum computer to iterate on it and bind it to the quantum computer?
Lin Yu: "The rabbit used your voice to call me and trick me into coming back."
himeko: "She's a troublemaker. You don't know what she did. She actually hacked into the communication system of the Fire Moth headquarters and talked to the person in charge of Fire Moth using my voice for more than half an hour. She swindled 20,000 tons of steel from the Fire Moth headquarters. Then, when the artificial intelligence of Mu Continent discovered that she had run away by giving my name, she ran away."
"She even impersonated Mebius to trick Einstein into coming over, saying she wanted to have an exchange. Einstein was already on his way. I really don't understand what she was thinking."
The rabbit raised its head. "But you tacitly agreed to all of this. When I was born, I asked you if I could misbehave, and you agreed."
himeko: "That's because you asked me with such a pitiful expression and voice, and I only agreed because I felt sorry for you. Besides, what you did was just causing trouble."
The rabbit said confidently, "What causes serious consequences is disruptive behavior, while what doesn't cause serious consequences but instead makes people laugh is mischievous behavior."
Chapter 67: Reunion with Mei, Klein is about to cry.
The rabbit, carrying a kitten, stood confidently and arrogantly with its hands on its hips, fearless, before turning and disappearing from the virtual screen.
himeko: "........"
Lin Yu: "......."
Lin Yu: "They still need to be disciplined to some extent."
himeko: "You're right, emmmmmm, I've always wanted to discipline her, but maybe Cangxuan Danzhu set her personality to be a bit too strange, and I've been quite busy lately, so I haven't had time to easily discipline her."
"This is no small matter. It involves artificial intelligence based on quantum computers. A slight mishap could lead to very serious consequences."
himeko shrugged. "The basic premise is that she can't harm humans or make independent judgments about the choices to be made in major events. Theoretically speaking, her meddling will only benefit us, even if it's a bit embarrassing. Sigh, Cangxuan Danzhu has really given me a lot of trouble."
Although she said that, Himeko was extremely happy inside. She had gone from not having to do anything but grading documents every day to now not having to do anything at all.
I spend my days in the office drinking tea and watching movies, and time and work just slip by like water. Although Rabbit is quite invasive, she is also quite diligent at work.
Compared to my previous job, which was bloated with a lot of trivial matters, my current job is much easier. I only have to deal with the big troubles caused by the rabbit.
Cang Xuan knocked on the door from the outside. "Is Himeko there? I have a special matter to report."
himeko: "Come in."
Cang Xuan stood behind the door, clutching a folder, looking anxious. Dan Zhu nudged her shoulder, "Hurry up, this is very important."
Cang Xuan hesitated a bit, "I'm sure I'll get scolded. Why am I always the one doing this kind of thing?"
"Because you always lose at rock-paper-scissors, okay, when you come back I'll share half of my snacks with you."
Half of the total?
Danzhu: "Half of a bag."
Danzhu helped Cangxuan push open the door, then quickly hid to the side. Even if Cangxuan wanted to back down, he had no choice but to move forward now.
Cang Xuan swallowed hard and mustered his courage to walk into Himeko's office.
"Himeko-sama, I think I should have a clear discussion with you about the unreasonable aspects of the cafeteria's food service."
Cang Xuan lowered his head, avoiding Himeko's eyes, opened the file folder, took out several photos, and placed them on the table in front of him. "I think the research institute's cafeteria should serve more Chinese cuisine. I mean authentic Chinese cuisine, not the Australian modified version."
"Lemon chicken dumplings are really not something humans can try."
Lin Yu: "...Are you Cangxuan or Danzhu?"
Cang Xuan looked up. "Ah, is there a guest? I am Cang Xuan."
"If there are guests, I'll come again tomorrow. Himeko-sama, just pretend I didn't say anything today."
Cang Xuan scribbled on the table with her small hands, tidying up the photos on it, intending to slip away quickly, but Lin Yu stopped her.
Lin Yu picked up the photo and handed it to Himeko. "This is exactly what I wanted to tell you before but forgot. The cafeteria has a very serious problem. All the Chinese dishes have been modified."
himeko: "You come to me for such a small thing? Is your job a little too easy?"
himeko was bewildered. A problem with the cafeteria food? The Chinese cuisine isn't good? Do you want to hear what you're saying?
Cang Xuan's hair nearly stood on end. Lin Yu patted Cang Xuan on the shoulder and let her leave, saying, "It really doesn't taste good."
himeko: "Then should I change some chefs?"
Cang Xuan turned around, his eyes immediately clearing up. "This is a good option."
himeko: "Alright, then I'll send a different batch of chefs to the research institute to cook."
Cang Xuan: "The rabbit's data showed an anomaly last night, but it disappeared quickly. If any inspectors come to report this to us, I want to clarify in advance that this is a normal phenomenon."
After saying that, Cang Xuan ran away in a flash. Dan Zhu peeked out from the doorway and saw Cang Xuan running out. She grabbed Cang Xuan and quickly pulled him into the elevator to go downstairs.
It's unclear how much of a shadow Himeko cast on Cangxuan Danzhu.
himeko: "These two idiots won't listen unless you scare them, but they turn into this when you scare them even a little. There's nothing I can do about it."
himeko said with a hint of helplessness.
Lin Yu: "Those two don't seem like they were just slightly frightened. What did you do?"
himeko: "I didn't do anything special, I just sent a few death row inmates to Mebius and took them with me. They've been very well-behaved ever since."
The two of them had originally planned to steal a plane and escape, and even fooled the pilot, but unfortunately the pilot didn't listen to them and reported it directly to Himeko.
Seeing that Lin Yu didn't ask any more questions, Himeko continued watching the movie, and Lin Yu, feeling bored, left through the window.
I bought a few cups of milk tea in the military compound and took them to the research institute. The institute's courtyard was the same as last month, except that some animals had been added. The layout was unchanged. Klein was dozing off in a chair in the garden, probably because he had just started work in the morning and hadn't woken up yet.
Lin Yu stepped forward and placed the milk tea on Klein's cheek. Klein was burned, glanced up, took the milk tea, yawned, and like a kitten, half-lying down on the chair while holding the unopened milk tea.
I drifted off to sleep peacefully, basking in the morning sunlight.
Lin Yu sat down at her feet. "You should at least say hello. Didn't you sleep well last night?"
"I didn't sleep last night, I didn't get off work until 5 a.m., and I was just taking a nap here when you arrived."
Lin Yu checked the time; it was 6:30. Klein had only rested for a little over two hours.
"Aren't you going to eat breakfast?"
The cafeteria should be open by 6:30, right? And aren't you worried about catching a cold sleeping in the garden? The weather is starting to get colder.
Klein shook the milk tea he was holding in his hands. "Here, breakfast has arrived."
"Milk tea has no nutritional value, so have something to keep you from waking up hungry."
"Since I have to go to work in a little while, I can eat breakfast while I'm at work."
Klein's stomach was empty, and his stomach rumbled. Lin Yu handed Klein another cup of milk tea. "Sleep a little longer. You can postpone today's work. Why don't you come to my house to sleep? My house is quite big."
Klein gulped down one cup in one go, and only then did she seem to have the strength to hug the other cup of milk tea that Lin Yu handed her, and continue to doze off. "I've already dreamed about the scene of me being docked pay for being late for work without permission."
"No way, you can't expect someone to only sleep one or two hours a day."
Klein closed his eyes. "I can get off work at five o'clock today, and I can rest for two hours at noon. I will definitely stay until five o'clock in the afternoon."
Klein rolled over and put his head on Lin Yu's lap. With the soft, warm pillow, he slept even more soundly. "Please, let me get some sleep. I have to go to work at 9:30 because I stayed up so late researching your chimera experiment."
From 6:30 to 9:30.
Lin Yu wanted to persuade Klein to go home to sleep or find a bed, but seeing that Klein's breathing became steady in less than a minute, he didn't ask.
She took off her trench coat and gave it to Klein as a blanket. Klein was still holding the warm milk tea in his hands while he was asleep.
Although the wind wasn't exactly biting cold, it was still quite chilly today. Lin Yu put his hand on Klein's shoulder and looked at the colorful plants in the garden, a truly beautiful sight.
Several Australian biological researchers passed by and gave Klein and Lin Yu strange looks, but they didn't stop and hurried past them to do what they were supposed to do.
It's only a little past six o'clock and many researchers have already started work. I guess they don't get overtime pay.
Lin Yu sat in the chair drinking milk tea until nine o'clock. He had finished the milk tea and watched the entire silent movie.
Klein's watch beeped, waking him up as he was curled up sleeping with Lin Yu's legs as a pillow.
The beeping sound wasn't loud, but Klein seemed extremely sensitive to it.
The duck sat up, and Lin Yu's trench coat fell onto the garden bench. Klein yawned, rubbed his eyes, and his eyes became clear.
"You're still here."
Seeing Lin Yu still sitting in the same spot, Klein asked in surprise.
Lin Yu rubbed his sore thighs, "Being used as a pillow by a cute girl is quite an experience. Life wouldn't be complete if I didn't experience it."
Klein returned Lin Yu's trench coat to him and drank the cold milk tea in his hand.
"I thought you would leave after I fell asleep, or at most find me something to use as a pillow."
Klein stood up and stretched, his bones cracking, then lazily sat back down, much like Himeko.
Lin Yu: "I just felt sorry for you because you were in such a miserable situation, so I kept you company."
"Were you out working non-stop last month, only coming back after the test tubes were full of tissue fluid? You're actually in a worse situation compared to others, aren't you? Are the test tubes full again?"
Lin Yu took out the test tube from his side and handed it to Klein, while also taking out the small Honkai Beast's corpse from another pocket.
"The special Honkai Beasts in Shenzhou have been cleared out. Tomorrow we'll go and clean up the mutated zombies in European cities."
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