People are in Honkai Impact 3rd, there's a villain simulator.

You look down at the Valkyries who are attempting to attack you all at once, your eyes filled with coldness, then raise your foot and crush the unconscious Valkyrie beneath your foot.

Seeing you trample on your own comrades, the Valkyries were instantly enraged. Killing someone is one thing, but for a man to insult women like this is utterly shameless and despicable in their eyes.

You stared coldly at the group of Valkyries who were eager to get rid of you, and said in a chilling voice, "I don't have time to deal with you bunch of trash. Quickly call me an S-rank Valkyrie or Otto!"

JoJo chose this option in order to make these Valkyries back down. After all, JoJo now possesses multiple Herrscher powers and has Vishnu's Honkai Beast genes in his body. Apart from Otto and the S-rank Valkyries who can fight him, the others would just be throwing their lives away like the Valkyrie at his feet.

Seeing their comrades trampled underfoot by you, the Valkyrie squad was already furious. Now, your mockery only fueled their hatred. They grabbed their weapons and charged at you, shouting, "A man like you doesn't need Lady Rita's help!"

Ah this...

Qiaoqiao felt quite helpless. Although her tone was a bit harsh, she had at least given a warning.

If you're going to be so disobedient, then don't blame me for being impolite!

The number of Valkyries deployed by Destiny is quite large. If they continue to hold back, Qiaoqiao might actually be overwhelmed by their sheer numbers and chopped into mincemeat.

Looks like... I'll have to use some real skills.

[You watch as hundreds of Valkyries charge towards you, one of their eyes glowing with amber light, thick, long horns sprouting from their foreheads, their skin turning as pale as snow, a strange smiling mask covering their faces, one hand covered in snow-white skin, and the other shrouded in black mist.]

[You used the power of the Herrscher to defeat a Valkyrie with a punch, gaining 100 crystals.]

[You used the power of the Herrscher of Thunder to stun ten Valkyries, gaining a total of 1100 crystals.]

You cast ten Valkyries into an infinite alternate dimension, where they fall continuously, accumulating a total of 2100 crystals.

【...】

You have frozen a Valkyrie, gaining a total of 6300 crystals.

In the blink of an eye, you had defeated more than half of the Valkyries present. Over fifty Valkyries lay unconscious like corpses on a small mountain of Titan armor, while broken and shattered weapons lay around them like tombstones.

You stood like an insurmountable barrier between the remaining Valkyries, who were all wounded to varying degrees, panting and exhausted, while you remained unscathed, your breathing steady.

Looking at the Valkyrie force that was now in complete disarray, you said coldly, "I'll say it again... get out of my way, you rabble! Go and call an S-rank Valkyrie or Otto!"

[Previously, your words sounded like an arrogant provocation to the Valkyries, but after witnessing your strength, they have completely lost their previous arrogance and are now anxiously saying, "This man's strength is probably enough to contend with an S-rank Valkyrie. Has Lady Rita arrived yet?"]

"Not yet... Lady Rita seems to have encountered some unexpected situation and her whereabouts are unknown."

"Alright, before Rita arrives, we need to weaken this man's power as much as possible!"

The remaining Valkyries, not seeing Rita, charged at you again. Watching their relentless efforts, a mocking smile played on your lips. "You asked for this," you said. "I'm going to imprison you all in my prison tower!"

You clench your fist and unleash another "deliberate punch" towards a Valkyrie's face.

But suddenly, a sharp, moonlit blade pierced through your wrist.

In an instant, blood splattered from your wrist; a scythe severed your clenched right fist.

[You reacted very quickly, dodging the Valkyrie's next attack, retreating, and then turning to look in the direction from which the scythe had come.]

The next second, a short-haired beauty clad in god-slaying armor appeared on a small hill formed by the wreckage of a Titan mech. She reached out and grasped the scythe that had just chopped off your hand, a seductive yet threatening smile spreading across her pretty face: "Sir, were you looking for me just now?"

[The "Berserker King's Blood" and Honkai Beast genes within you caused your severed right hand to regenerate instantly. Rita's appearance did not frighten you; instead, it excited you, and you smiled as you said, "Only an opponent of this caliber would be worthy of this..."]

As Rita watched your wrist heal in an instant, a strange light flashed in her eyes: "A warrior like you who can heal so quickly doesn't seem like Anti-Entropy... Just who are you?"

[What is your answer to Rita's question...?]

Option 1: Answer her, "I am Miss Rita's dog!" (Reward: Miss Rita's special dog collar)

[Option 2: Answer her, "I am Miss Durandal's fiancé" (Reward: A letter of divorce written by Durandal herself, which can trigger the "Thirty Years East of the River, Thirty Years West of the River" option quest.)]

Option 3: Answer her, "My name is Qiao Qiao, and I'm your future husband!" (Reward: An engagement ring)

Chapter 98 Rita: Lady Durandal's Husband? (4k5)

JoJo's face was covered by a white bone mask that embodied the power of the Herrscher of Death. He suddenly appeared on the battlefield, possessing both the power of a Herrscher and the physical qualities of a Fusion Warrior. Even his combat skills resembled those of the Valkyrie of Schicksal. No wonder Rita was curious about his true identity.

Of the three options, JoJo chose the third one. You see, although Rita in this world doesn't know her, JoJo has long wanted to meet her own in-game wife.

Jojo smiled knowingly and said, "Rita, I'm your future husband!"

[Congratulations, host, you have received 100 crystals and a diamond ring. Please check your account.]

Hearing Qiao Qiao's frivolous answer, Rita naturally didn't think he was telling the truth. How could a young girl like her have an extra husband without even realizing it?

The man in front of me is quite capable... he probably has a powerful background, and he said those words just to provoke me.

"It seems... this gentleman is unwilling to reveal his identity."

Seeing that Rita didn't take her honest words seriously, Jojo was instead aroused by her desire to conquer. She took out the ring she had just obtained and said with a wicked smile, "I'm serious. Once I defeat you, I'll definitely take you home and make you my wife."

[Host's behavior has been detected to be consistent with villainous actions. Congratulations, host, you have been granted a one-stop service including a Hawaiian wedding, bridal chamber, and honeymoon.]

Wow... this simulator is pretty thoughtful, it's arranged the whole process for getting married.

Rita looked surprised when she heard Jojo's frivolous words, then covered her mouth coquettishly and chuckled: "This gentleman is quite capable, and his words are even more so."

Rita picked up the sickle stuck in the ground. The moisture in the air condensed on the cold sickle, and she nimbly swung it around in her hand a few times before finally aiming it at Qiaoqiao in the distance. Her smile was as alluring as the blazing sun: "But whether you can bring me back to the village to be your wife depends on your skills."

Jojo felt a chilling aura emanating from Rita's body and smiled with amusement: "So that's the fourth-generation Godslayer Armor—Azure Knight: Moonlit Blade? Interesting..."

"Sir, don't blame me for not warning you, but please don't be careless, or you might lose your head!"

Rita's feet stomped the ground with the speed of a hunting eagle, and her huge, sharp scythe transformed into a fleeting streak of light, aiming straight for Joe's head.

Qiao Qiao took a step back, and the scythe that represented death grazed his neck by a tiny distance. Then, Qiao Qiao first dodged the scythe's edge to the right, then put on the black arm armor of "Tai Xu Zhi Ge" on his right hand and slammed his fist into the ground.

With a deafening roar, a powerful shockwave swept across the ground, shaking the entire space.

Sand churned and a fierce wind blew.

Even Rita was forced back two steps by the powerful impact; this Inch Heart Fist Technique: Rock Breaker was no joke.

"Haha, this is really interesting..."

After a brief exchange, Rita seemed to have a preliminary understanding of Jojo's current strength. He had a variety of moves, including controlling space, creating ice, and high-speed regeneration. However, having just fought against more than a hundred Valkyries, he actually had very little Honkai energy left in his body.

If I can keep the fight going until his Honkai energy is exhausted, then I will have won.

“You’re quite skilled; I certainly couldn’t beat you in a one-on-one fight,” Rita said respectfully to Jojo. “But we’re a whole Valkyrie team, so don’t blame us for ganging up on you…”

Upon hearing Rita's words, Jojo's pale purple and golden eyes turned to survey her surroundings, and she found herself surrounded by more than fifty Valkyries.

If it were any other time, being surrounded by such a large group of young and beautiful women would have made Qiaoqiao extremely happy.

Unfortunately... we're on the battlefield now.

Qiaoqiao still has things to do and can't just end this simulation so hastily.

The Valkyries, wielding their weapons, converged like petals drifting downstream, each pointing their blades at Jojo.

Jojo gathered a cold light in her palm and waved her arm as if scattering flower seeds. Blue ice flowers instantly burst from the ground, and sharp ice walls blocked the advance of all the Valkyries.

"After fighting me for so long, you still have... such powerful Honkai energy!"

The ice wall was so sturdy that even the Valkyries trapped outside couldn't help but marvel at its solidity.

Rita looked at the high wall formed by solidified ice, a cold glint flashing in her eyes, and her slender hand gripped the giant scythe, unleashing a chilling aura.

Rita swung her giant scythe, shattering the ice wall Jojo had built, and charged through the icy expanse.

Jojo had just used a large amount of Honkai energy to create an ice wall, and before he could recover his strength, Rita unexpectedly passed through the ice wall and appeared in front of him.

Seeing that Rita's sharp scythe was about to slash her throat, Jojo had no choice but to take out a Divine Key to block the scythe.

A black light flashed in Qiao Qiao's hand, and a black lance appeared in her hand. It was the demonic lance with the power of death that was in the Black Abyss White Flower.

A clang of metal clashing rang out as the sickle and lance met in mid-air.

“You…” Rita recognized at a glance that what Jojo was holding was Durandal’s Black Abyss White Flower: “How did Durandal’s Black Abyss White Flower end up in your hands?”

[After hearing Rita's answer, what is your answer...?]

[Option 1: Teasing Rita flippantly: "Hehe...don't rush, Durandal is my first wife now, and you'll soon be my second wife!"]

[Option 2: With an icy expression, he said coldly, "I've already killed her. These are her belongings."]

[Option 3: Deliberately provoke her by saying, "Durandal is my woman now, so her weapons are naturally mine too. You're not happy about that? Go ahead and hit me if you dare!"]

Suddenly, with Rita's clever mind, she began to make some guesses about Jojo's true identity.

Qiaoqiao seemed to see through her thoughts and deliberately provoked her, saying, "She's my woman now, so her weapons are mine too. You're not happy about that? Go ahead and hit me!"

Upon hearing Jojo's words, Rita's pupils suddenly contracted, her eyes filled with anger. Before, no matter how Jojo teased her, Rita didn't care, but when she heard Jojo say that Durandal was his woman, she immediately broke down.

After all, she and Durandal spent every day together, and she had long admired Durandal as if she were an older sister or a mentor.

Now, her best friend has suddenly been snatched away by a glib and wicked man, and she simply cannot accept it.

The feeling was like her admired goddess senior being played by a greasy old man, making her feel like she had been cuckolded and her faith had been shattered.

[Congratulations, host, you have received 100 crystals.]

"I...I'm going to kill you!" Rita, her usual composed and elegant demeanor gone, gritted her teeth in anger: "Awaken! Master of Frost!"

Jojo was using his magic gun to block Rita's scythe when suddenly a stand-in appeared behind Rita.

The Ice Knight, wielding a scythe, appeared like a ghost, and the icy blade under his command severed Qiao Qiao's right hand that was holding Hei Yuan.

The black magic spear was thrown into the air along with the blood, and finally landed steadily behind.

The sudden loss of his arm to a Stand was completely unexpected for Jojo. He knew that Rita was a Stand user, but he never expected that she would summon the Stand "Silver Moon" at this time.

Although this injury couldn't kill Qiao Qiao, who possessed super-fast regeneration abilities, the pain of having her arm severed still made her face twitch slightly.

"you lose!"

Rita, seeing Jojo lose an arm, thought victory was assured, but Jojo just smiled. He still had three trump cards to reveal, and from the very beginning, he could not possibly lose to fate.

This first trump card, of course, is the Vishnu gene within him.

Although he hasn't devoured many Honkai Beasts yet, once he transforms into a monster, defeating Rita will be no difficult task.

The second trump card is the special card Craft Essence [Platinum Star]. This card can overdraw life and Honkai energy to rewrite the past, making it an extremely powerful item. However, JoJo currently doesn't have enough Honkai energy to use it.

And the last card... is on its way.

As the ice scythe drew closer to her neck, Qiaoqiao turned and shouted towards the ME headquarters building.

"Durandal, if you don't make a move soon... do you want to wait to collect my corpse?!"

Upon hearing Jojo's plea for help from Durandal, Rita's pretty face showed a strange expression. She paused for a moment as she swung her scythe, then turned around and saw a blonde girl pull a black spear stuck in the ground and throw it.