People are in Honkai Impact 3rd, there's a villain simulator.

Theresa is the cutest in the world: Jojo, you absolutely must remember to go to the subway station at 5 pm today to pick up the transfer student!

Upon seeing the message from the headmistress, Qiao Qiao was stunned. She had indeed said that she wanted Qiao Qiao to be the transfer student's study companion, but she was supposed to arrive at 5 p.m., so why did you say that?

Qiaoqiao glanced at her phone and saw that there were only thirty minutes left. She immediately stood up and left the classroom.

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At the subway entrance closest to St. Freya Academy, a pretty girl with delicate features is fixing her hair in front of a shop window.

She had long, jet-black hair as smooth as silk, and her fair skin was as white as jade. Red-rimmed glasses on her youthful face added a touch of maturity to her appearance. Such beauty was exceptional even in St. Freya Academy, where beauties abounded. It's just that... her chest was a little flat.

She nervously checked her makeup repeatedly; she had waited so long for this day and couldn't afford to be careless.

An elegant and composed voice came from behind the glasses she wore: "My old friend, you won't be so excited to see an old friend that you forget the task I gave you, will you?"

Upon hearing the man's voice, Fu Hua immediately tensed up: "Of course I remember."

“Yes.” Seeing Fu Hua’s cooperative attitude, Otto on the other end of the communication said happily, “I have fulfilled my promise and found JoJo’s whereabouts for you. Now it is your turn to keep your promise and investigate all of JoJo’s information for me.”

About 500 years ago, Fu Hua was stabbed by her own disciples, the "Seven Swords of Taixu," at Fuyun Temple. She was severely injured, lost her immortal body and most of her power, and was later rescued by Otto.

In order to protect China and find Qiao Qiao as soon as possible, Fu Hua had no choice but to make a deal with Otto and become a Valkyrie of Schicksal, obeying his orders.

Fu Hua suppressed her smile upon meeting Qiao Qiao and said coldly, "Otto, since you're so curious about Qiao Qiao, why don't you come and meet her yourself? With your abilities, you should be able to easily transform into anything. It wouldn't be impossible for you to even become a woman and enroll in St. Freya Academy."

You want me, the dignified Bishop Otto, to wear women's clothing?

If word gets out about this, I might as well resign as bishop and just pass the position to Theresa.

Fu Hua said with a solemn expression, "Otto, Jojo's strength is unfathomable. Even I cannot fully see through him. Those who tried to use him were eventually buried by his own hands. If you continue to plot against him, you will only bring about your own destruction."

Otto, on the other end of the communication, was silent for a moment before speaking: "Immortal Red Iris, just as you said, that person possesses power that even Destiny cannot control, which is why we have not interfered with him so far. However... the secrets he holds are extremely attractive to Destiny, which is why I specially invited you, who have a deep relationship with him, to carry out this investigation mission."

Seeing Otto's stubbornness, Fu Hua stopped trying to dissuade him. After all, he had saved her life, and if he hadn't promised to help her search, it probably wouldn't have been so easy for her to meet Qiao Qiao.

Qiaoqiao, it's been 50,000 years, and we can finally meet again. This time... I will never let go again.

Fu Hua stood in front of the tailor shop, eyes closed in deep thought. The moment she thought about seeing Qiao Qiao, the unpleasantness she felt from talking to Otto earlier vanished, and a slight smile crept onto her lips.

Just then, Fu Hua moved and suddenly bumped into an elderly woman in her seventies or eighties. She screamed and fell to the ground, looking extremely painful.

Seeing that the old lady was injured, Fu Hua didn't think much of it and reached out to help her up from the ground: "Grandma, are you alright?"

Fu Hua meant well by caring for the elderly, but she never expected that the old lady would be so unethical as to steal from and cheat a Chinese man who was over 50,000 years old.

The old woman lay down on the ground and grabbed Fu Hua's slender hand, refusing to let go. She cried bitterly and said, "You knocked me down, hurry up and pay me back!"

The pedestrians on the street saw the old woman's actions and knew exactly what she was up to, but they didn't want to get involved. It was just a pity that the girl was new to the area and was bound to be skinned alive by the old woman.

"Grandma, don't make false accusations! You clearly fell down on your own. Don't wrong me!"

At this point, Fu Hua still intended to reason with the old lady, but how could the old lady let the cooked duck fly away? She continued to lie on the ground and insisted that Fu Hua had knocked her down and that she wanted to take her to the hospital and pay compensation.

Not far away, Qiaoqiao sat in a black car, intending to pick up transfer students to St. Freya Academy, but she didn't expect there to be a commotion at the subway entrance, with pedestrians taking detours.

Qiaoqiao saw an old woman lying on the ground not far away, holding onto the girl tightly. Her lips twitched helplessly, and she roughly understood that she had probably encountered a staged accident.

It's important to know that although Jojo is an absolute villain in the simulator, in real life, he just wants to be a good person.

Even though I can't see who the victim is, how can I allow an old lady to extort money from me on the street?

Qiaoqiao reached out and patted the driver on the shoulder, saying in a deep voice, "Drive."

Upon hearing Qiaoqiao's words, the driver looked at the congested traffic ahead and said with difficulty, "It's rush hour now, the roads are all blocked, I can't drive."

Upon hearing this, Qiaoqiao pointed coldly to the spot where the old woman was lying and continued, "Isn't the sidewalk quite spacious? Drive up there!"

Chapter Sixty-Nine Otto: It hurts! It hurts so much!

Under Qiao Qiao's command with the added "Divine Voice" skill, a glint flashed in the driver's eyes, and he said expressionlessly, "Yes, I understand."

Without saying a word, he stepped on the gas and sped onto the sidewalk, while Fu Hua was still arguing with the unreasonable old lady.

A luxury car suddenly rushed up, and the old lady who had been lying down and pretending to be hit, who had just looked like she was half paralyzed, suddenly came back to life on the spot, staging a medical miracle and dodging the oncoming car.

The elderly woman, who had narrowly avoided the car, angrily pointed at it and said, "Don't you have eyes when you drive? Are you trying to kill someone?"

Qiaoqiao opened the car door, glanced at the old woman who was trying to scam people and then turn around and blame them after being exposed, and calmly said: "You just lay on the ground trying to scam that girl. Now that I've exposed you, why don't you get out of here? Believe me or not, I'll really send you to the hospital, the kind that goes straight to the morgue!"

Seeing that the old lady's scam had been exposed by a brave person, the passersby couldn't stand it anymore and stood up to speak for Qiaoqiao: "We all saw you lying on the ground demanding compensation from that girl. How come you've suddenly become the same as before?"

“We called the police, and there are surveillance cameras. She can’t distort the truth.”

"That young man's uniform looks like he's a student at St. Freya. I heard that every student there could kill a bull with one punch. This old woman is in deep trouble now..."

The old lady was already ashamed when her attempt to stage an accident was exposed. Upon hearing that Qiao Qiao was a student at St. Freya Academy of the Far East Branch of Fate, she immediately lost her confidence and abandoned her arrogant attitude, saying humbly, "It was all a misunderstanding. Please be lenient."

Hearing the old lady admit defeat, Qiao Qiao smiled slightly and said, "You wronged an innocent girl, extorted money from her on the street and think you can get away with it? There's no such thing as a free lunch. You can tell us whether it's a misunderstanding or not at the police station."

With the blessing of "divine voice," Qiaoqiao's words immediately stirred up the anger in the hearts of the onlookers, who indignantly lifted the old woman up and took her to the police station.

With so many pedestrians signing a joint complaint, even if the police are intentionally biased towards the elderly, they probably can't overcome the power of the masses. It's almost a certainty that she'll be fined and imprisoned.

"Thank you so much for your help, Qiaoqiao."

"It's alright, this is my responsibility as your study companion. You can come to me if you encounter any difficulties in the future! Fu Hua."

Qiaoqiao patted her chest to assure her, then smiled and turned around. She saw a familiar black-haired beauty wearing a white floral tank top and cool shorts, exuding a sunny summer vibe. Her delicate and pretty face was framed by red-rimmed glasses, and she was smiling at Qiaoqiao.

Theresa hadn't sent the transfer student information from Shenzhou to Qiao Qiao before, so he didn't know whose study companion he was going to be before leaving the school. But when he checked the admission information, he was surprised to find that the person he was going to be with was Fu Hua.

According to the original storyline, during this period, Fu Hua, in order to protect the people of China, became a student of St. Freya Academy under Otto's arrangement to monitor the situation of the Far East Branch.

[The host has successfully rescued the transfer student. Congratulations on receiving 100 crystals.]

Seeing that she had received a reward, Qiao Qiao smiled happily. It seemed that the favor she had done for Fu Hua was not bad, as she had actually managed to get 100 crystals from her.

At first, Qiao Qiao was very nervous after learning that the person who came was Fu Hua. Although it was to minimize the damage caused by the Third Honkai Impact, Qiao Qiao was indeed playing the villain and opposing Fu Hua in the simulator. He didn't know if she had forgiven him. However, he thought again that the simulator was fake and could not affect reality. Instead of worrying about what happened in the villain's life simulation, he should focus on the present, make use of the merit system, and do his best to help Fu Hua. He could earn Fu Hua's favor and get the reward for doing good deeds. Wouldn't that be wonderful?

So, in order to trick Fu Hua into becoming her wife and receive a reward, Qiao Qiao didn't hesitate to order the driver to drive towards the old woman.

Perhaps influenced by the villain life simulator, he felt no psychological burden about driving and causing trouble for the elderly.

I even think... this old geezer who relies on his age and extorts money from people should have been rich long ago.

To thank Qiao Qiao for helping her deal with the elderly man who was faking an accident, Fu Hua offered to treat Qiao Qiao to a meal.

Qiaoqiao didn't refuse. After all, being able to have dinner with such a beautiful woman was something many men longed for but couldn't have.

Fu Hua chose a high-end restaurant, which shows that the A-rank Valkyrie of Destiny is still making a lot of money.

Qiao Qiao enjoyed the various delicacies, and Fu Hua didn't miss any opportunity to get closer to her, taking the initiative to pick up food and feed it to her.

When Qiao Qiao saw Fu Hua trying to feed her, she was a little surprised. In the villain life simulator, Fu Hua's personality was too fierce. Qiao Qiao had to threaten her family to get Fu Hua to feed her. She never expected that Fu Hua in real life would actually offer herself up.

Qiao Qiao naturally had no reason to refuse, and ate the food that Fu Hua fed him in one bite.

Just like Qiao Qiao knew, Fu Hua immediately joined his class after transferring to St. Freya, and she even specially chose the seat next to Qiao Qiao.

Fu Hua had just arrived at the school and the textbooks hadn't been distributed yet, so she took the initiative to ask to share a table with Qiao Qiao. Over time, the two of them grew closer and closer. For example, Fu Hua would prepare a lunchbox for Qiao Qiao every day at noon, and it was common for her to feed Qiao Qiao.

Qiaoqiao would enthusiastically take her to explore the various neighborhoods in the Far East after school every day, visiting cafes, museums, and libraries. They did this every day and had a great time.

The growing relationship between Qiao Qiao and Fu Hua was noticed by the Valkyries in the class who liked Qiao Qiao. Out of jealousy, they naturally harbored prejudices against Fu Hua. However, although Fu Hua was beautiful, her reputation as "Muscular Fu Hua" was well-deserved when she fought, and these Valkyries dared not provoke her.

Qiao Qiao also knew that as the only boy in St. Freya, getting too close to Fu Hua would cause her a lot of trouble, so he specially arranged to talk to Angelina, the leader of the girls in the class.

Jojo had once shielded Angelina from a assassin's scythe during a mission together, and from then on, Angelina became madly infatuated with Jojo.

When asked to meet up for a talk by the person she likes, Angelina naturally doesn't refuse. With Qiao Qiao's patient persuasion, she even agrees to stand up for Fu Hua in class.

With JoJo persuading the girls for her, Fu Hua's life at St. Freya went quite smoothly. In The Sims, the reason why Fu Hua had a difficult time at school at the beginning was simply because she encountered JoJo who was against her.

Now, with Qiaoqiao's help, she, who was already outstanding in appearance and a true beauty, coupled with her serious personality and excellent grades, suddenly gained considerable fame in school. Many girls developed special feelings for her and affectionately called her "Big Sister". She even had male suitors outside of school.

However, although she has many more female friends, she still prefers to spend time with Qiaoqiao, her study companion.

Otto sat at the desk with the screen on it. He was initially pleased to see Fu Hua and Qiao Qiao getting closer and closer. The closer their relationship became, the smoother the investigation of Qiao Qiao would go.

But gradually, Otto felt something was off. Fu Hua and Qiao Qiao were indeed getting closer and closer, but she seemed particularly infatuated with it, and her feelings for Qiao Qiao were growing stronger.

It's worth noting that Otto personally sent Kallen Kaslana away from Schicksal, thinking she was just escaping Schicksal's pursuit. He even sent Judah to her side, but he never expected that the person he loved most would be kidnapped by a pink-haired fox, causing him to completely break with Schicksal.

Finally, he was sent to the gallows by the church, and thus departed from heaven forever.

It hurts! It hurts so much!

Looking at Fu Hua, whom he had personally sent to St. Freya Academy, Otto couldn't help but worry that she would be so infatuated with JoJo that she would forget the mission he had agreed upon.

"My old friend, I have a task for you."

While waiting for Qiao Qiao on the street, Fu Hua suddenly heard Otto's voice coming from her glasses. She frowned slightly and said, "Otto, what are you up to now?"

Otto, on the other end of the communication, looked at Fu Hua's indifferent expression, leaned back in his chair and said leisurely, "JoJo's identity is extremely special. We have determined that there are multiple Herrscher core fragments in his body, and he also has a special connection with the Honkai consciousness. In order to conduct further research, Schicksal needs to obtain his tissue samples."

“So…” Otto smiled slightly and said, “I need you to obtain Jojo’s bodily fluids by any means necessary.”

Obtaining Qiaoqiao's bodily fluids...

Upon hearing Otto's command, Fu Hua lowered her head shyly, her ears turning bright red. She genuinely loved Qiao Qiao, and had been particularly careful to build a close relationship with him lately, but she had never thought that far ahead. However, for the sake of the people of Shenzhou, she had no choice. She was willing to use her body to receive Qiao Qiao's bodily fluids.

Fu Hua nodded, her face slightly flushed: "Bishop Otto, I understand. I will ask Miss Amber to send me some data on interactions between men and women. I will definitely get Qiao Qiao's bodily fluids."

Upon hearing Fu Hua's words, Otto's smile froze. Human bodily fluids include blood, sweat, saliva, and so on. Why do you need data on male-female interactions when you're only taking a blood sample?

And why do you seem a little shy, yet also somewhat expectant?

Are you actually working or dating at St. Freya Academy?

Otto was about to tell Fu Hua that all he needed was Jojo's blood sample, but unexpectedly, she cut off the communication at that moment. No matter how he called, there was no response. He had a vague sense of foreboding, fearing that his old friend Fu Hua would leave him like Kallen.

He turned to look at Amber, who had her hair in braids, beside him and said, "Amber, you absolutely mustn't give her the information on male and female actions that Fu Hua wants, otherwise she'll really fall for it."

Upon hearing Otto's command, Amber turned to look at him. The screen in front of her already displayed that the data upload was complete: "Bishop Otto, I have downloaded a total of 103,000 reference materials on relationships between men and women and sent them to Lady Fu Hua."

Upon hearing this, Otto almost coughed up blood and fainted. He hadn't intended for Fu Hua to be completely won over by Qiao Qiao, but unexpectedly, he ended up getting Fu Hua packaged up and delivered to him!

Chapter Seventy: Paradise of the Past

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