"Hey!"
"My long-lost colleague has finally come back to life. Can't I even come and see her?"
Wendy didn't hesitate at all before spouting the excuse she had prepared, or rather, it wasn't entirely an excuse.
While coming over to freeload a drink and casually check out the real thing was definitely one of his purposes, it was by no means his main purpose. However, judging from his appearance, he didn't seem to be planning to reveal what he was up to.
However, Su Feng didn't intend to delve into the matter further; there was some kind of inexplicable tacit understanding between him and Wendy.
Under normal circumstances, neither party would pry into the other's secrets, since both of them have a lot of secrets, and it would not benefit anyone if they really investigated.
"Alright, the sacred wine the priest gave me before was indeed very good. The priest promised to cover all my alcohol consumption in Inazuma, and it would all be sacred wine dedicated to Narukami~ You're in for a treat!"
Regardless of what Wendy's purpose or plans are, Su Feng is at least certain that he is not someone who intends to betray or destroy Teyvat. As long as this is confirmed, there is no need to investigate further.
"Oh? The sacred wine offered to Narukami? That is indeed delicious. I drank quite a bit at the gathering of the gods! I never expected that Narukami's retinue would offer you such fine wine. How impressive!"
Perhaps it was because she had mentioned something she was most interested in, Wendy's interest immediately soared.
"Hmph! I'm not like some bard who's disliked by everyone and has to go around performing to get a drink. Someone like me has someone personally deliver fine wine to my door."
Wendy was in high spirits, and Su Feng also showed a proud expression. He even put his hands on his hips and struck a proud pose, as if he were something special.
Perhaps to match Su Feng's performance, Wendy also showed an envious expression and started clapping her hands in an exaggerated manner, as if Su Feng had really done something extraordinary.
"Good to know. So, I'll be providing you with the fine wine in Inazuma. Remember to be grateful!"
Suddenly seized by a playful mood, Su Feng responded to Wendy as well. If the two of them weren't still standing on the roof of Narukami Shrine, they might have put on an impromptu play.
"Hey you two, if you want to show off your bard skills, why don't you come down and find somewhere else? I'm really worried you'll break the precious glazed tiles on the roof!"
However, at that moment, a spoilsport suddenly reached their ears—Makoto, standing in front of the sacred cherry tree, looked helplessly at these two unserious fellows and tried to pull them down from the roof of her family's shrine.
If they want to flatter each other, can't they come down first?
Chapter Thirty-Seven Wendy: I spread rumors about myself first, so there's nothing you can do about it!
"It's been such a long time!"
Perhaps out of consideration for her long-lost former colleague, Wendy actually obediently pulled Su Feng down from the roof after hearing Zhen's complaints and greeted him properly.
Su Feng was even a little incredulous after seeing Wendy's appearance.
I wonder how long this guy, who seems reasonably serious, can keep it up.
"Long time no see, Wendy. It's really nice to see you again."
Having worked with Wendy for a long time, Shin naturally knew what kind of god this guy really was, but at least Wendy seemed decent for now, so Shin greeted him amicably. She also asked one of the priestesses standing by to prepare some fine wine.
It seems that the resurrected Zhen really knows what Wendy likes.
"Thank you so much! It's been so long since I've had Inazuma's sake! I'll definitely savor it properly this time!"
Unexpectedly, Wendy immediately offered Zhen a fine wine and gave the host a fawning smile—if it weren't so inappropriate, he might have already pounced on Zhen's side and started acting as her servant.
Sure enough, anyone who has mastered the weapon of 'fine wine' can easily manipulate Wendy under normal circumstances—this guy has absolutely no authority unless certain bottom lines are crossed.
"Lord Barbatos, I'll go down and prepare some snacks for you. You gentlemen can chat here at your leisure."
Perhaps because she couldn't stand seeing a god so carefree and jovial, and because she felt unsafe knowing too much about the dark history of gods other than Inazuma, the fox wanted to leave almost immediately.
"Then I'll leave it to you, Divine Child. I'll help you stabilize your body after the disaster subsides."
Actually, there are some things I need to discuss with Su Feng and Wendy, as it's really inconvenient for the Divine Child to be here.
"Then I'll take my leave first."
The divine child understood the true meaning, so she left decisively. After the divine child left, Wendy, who had been grinning, gradually became a little more normal.
Of course, this guy who found a rather Inazuma-style sake bowl from who-knows-where and was about to chug it out could never be classified as a normal person, no matter how much he tried to restrain himself.
However, both Su Feng and Zhen decisively chose to ignore this unreliable guy.
"Inazuma was able to get through this crisis safely thanks to your help. Although I have already said that, please allow me to express my gratitude to you again, Lord Su Feng."
"Inazuma will also present you with a thank-you gift commensurate with your status."
She didn't care at all about her former status as Naruto, and bowed deeply to Su Feng. However, even if she were still Naruto now, Su Feng would probably be able to accept this bow.
After all, he had indeed helped Inazuma a lot this time, so it was only right for Narukami to personally express his gratitude.
“There’s no need. Although you don’t know it, I have indeed gained more because of you. The price I paid has already been paid by someone else.”
So you don't need to prepare any thank-you gift for me.
Su Feng wasn't particularly interested in genuine gratitude or so-called gifts; to him, most worldly riches and treasures were nothing more than fleeting clouds.
In fact, this also applies to those who govern in the mortal world, since there are very few things in this mortal world that they can value.
"No, although I don't know what I don't know about this, it is an undeniable fact that you saved me and Inazuma, so I must repay you. Please don't refuse."
Despite Su Feng's refusal, Zhen remained steadfast in her stance. After sensing the seriousness and determination in Zhen's expression, Su Feng hesitated for a moment before slowly nodding.
"In that case, I look forward to your reward."
Despite saying that, Su Feng himself remained indifferent to the so-called thank-you gift.
However, since he really insists on this, he has no reason to continue refusing, which saves everyone from an awkward back-and-forth struggle.
"So...can we start having some drinks now? I'm really looking forward to it!"
"Is it okay? Is it okay? Is it okay?"
After Su Feng and Zhen reached a consensus, Wendy, who was already drooling over the wine and snacks that the shrine maidens had placed in front of the Divine Cherry Blossom, immediately asked an impatient question.
This guy had already finished the wine he got from who-knows-where, and besides, how could the wine he found be compared to the wine now placed in front of him for offering to the gods?
Forcing a drunkard to endure such fine wine is nothing short of torture.
If Su Feng and Zhen hadn't been discussing serious matters, and if he hadn't already cleared out everything in front of him, Su Feng would have hung him up and whipped him again, then this guy would have already started acting.
"You rascal, don't forget that you get to drink such good wine because of me. If you keep causing trouble, I'll hang you from this cherry tree so you can watch me drink!"
"I won't give you a single drop; I'll drink it all right in front of you!"
When Wendy started acting up, Su Feng almost instinctively continued to pressure him. Upon hearing this, Wendy froze on the spot as if struck by lightning.
"Wow! You're getting more and more vicious these days. Is there really a human being who would say something like that?"
"Watch out, or I'll spread rumors and slander against you everywhere!"
Perhaps angered by Su Feng's threat, Wendy almost angrily revealed her plan to spread rumors, which made Su Feng laugh in exasperation.
"You actually plan to spread rumors about me? Do you think you're so great that your own servants hanged you on top of their own idol?"
"I don't believe you really don't care about your reputation at all. Besides, I've only been in Teyvat for a short time. Even if you're spreading rumors, what can you possibly say?"
Since we're going to hurt each other anyway, let's just expose each other's dirty secrets. How much more of a dark history could a mere cub have than Wendy?
Youth can sometimes be an advantage.
"Hmph, you're underestimating me far too much, the best bard in Teyvat. Do you really think that just because you're young I can't spread rumors?"
"Do you really need to expend much effort on someone like you who causes trouble wherever he goes, and who could potentially drag the entire Teyvat down with him at any moment?"
"If I embellish your story a little, you'll definitely become the most unpopular person in all of Teyvat!"
When Wendy got to this point, he actually showed a proud look, as if he had really done something amazing. What made Su Feng even more speechless was what he said next.
"Besides, it was Barbatos, the god of wind, who was hung up. What does that have to do with me, the bard Wendy? And haven't I made up enough stories about the god of wind? Now go and see who still cares about rumors about the god of wind?"
If I spread rumors about myself first, then no one can spread rumors about me.
Su Feng was stunned that Wendy had such a solution—Tianli should hurry up and replace this thing; this guy's continued presence in the position of Anemo is simply tarnishing Teyvat's reputation!
Chapter Thirty-Eight: The God of Slacking Off and the God of Diligence
It remains to be seen what Tianli's attitude is towards Wendy, this kind of employee who slacks off and makes self-deprecating jokes, but Su Feng now really has the urge to learn from Inazuma's spirit and have a satisfying underdog victory.
Fortunately, Su Feng quickly restrained his impulse—Wendy probably couldn't wait to get rid of the position of the Wind God. If he dared to play the role of the subordinate overthrowing the superior, Wendy would definitely pack up the entire crown of the Wind God at lightning speed and stuff it on him before anyone could react.
Su Feng, who doesn't want to replace Wendy as the Wind God, will never give him that opportunity.
"Ahem, how about we talk about what you two plan to do in Inazuma?"
"Although I would love to entertain you both more, unfortunately Inazuma's condition isn't very good right now, so I might have to disappoint you."
"However, Inazuma will not restrict your movements. If you want to go somewhere, just say the word."
There was nothing that could be done about Wendy's attitude of not caring about her reputation at all, so she decisively chose to change the subject.
"I don't care, because I'm going to stay with this guy during my time in Inazuma."
Wendy was indifferent to the real questions, and he even stated that he was prepared to be tied to Su Feng during his time in Inazuma.
"..."
"You absolutely have to stick with me? Can't you go out and explore on your own?"
However, upon hearing this, Su Feng was immediately speechless, because he always felt that this guy was up to no good.
"Of course, after all, you admitted to being responsible for all my expenses during my stay in Inazuma, so of course I have to keep a close eye on you, otherwise what if you suddenly run away?"
"You're my meal ticket now. If I lose you, I'll have to stay here and work to pay off my debts."
Wendy spoke with such confidence that for a moment Su Feng almost wondered if he owed Wendy some hard-earned money.
But he soon reacted.
"Don't go too far! I only said I'd give you drinks, when did I say I'd cover all your expenses?"
Su Feng really wanted to punch Wendy and shove his head underwater to wake him up—what kind of nonsense was that!
However, Wendy's next words left him completely speechless.
"Isn't that right? Or do you think I have any other expenses besides drinking?"
Wendy looked at Su Feng with a rather strange expression, as if asking Su Feng why he thought Su Feng would have expenses other than drinking under normal circumstances.
Even in Mondstadt, he would use any money he had to ask for drinks, and sometimes he would even ask customers to give him drinks instead of money.
"..."
As I said before, once someone has thoroughly discredited themselves, no matter how much you want to criticize them, you probably won't know where to begin.
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