"To talk about Pandora's Box, we must first talk about Pandora herself..."
"In mythology, Pandora was a human created by the gods. Each of the twelve Olympian gods gave her a power, so she is also known as the most perfect woman in the world!"
At this point, Jia Long deliberately paused, which immediately piqued the children's interest.
"A human with the abilities of gods, the most perfect person in the world?!"
Children admire the strong, and Jia Long's evaluation of Pandora immediately reminded them of the omnipotent cartoon protagonists on TV.
Pandora's beautiful eyes revealed a smug look.
It seems that even the hostile people of the Holy Land have to admit the perfection of Pandora!
That's right! I, Pandora, am the most perfect woman in the world!
Humble human, you never dreamed that the most perfect woman in your eyes was right in front of you right now, did you?
The thought of this.
Pandora's pretty face immediately broke into a playful smile.
However, at that moment, Jia Long continued speaking:
"Of course, this is just a myth. In reality, in my opinion, Pandora is just a silly girl!"
Chapter 96 Punishment! Jia Long Teases Pandora Three Times (Part 1)
In an instant, Pandora's smile froze on her face.
The children were all taken aback:
"Uncle Dean, what does 'silly girl' mean?"
It means stupid, idiotic, brainless, and just a pretty face!
After Jia Long explained it this way, the children immediately understood, and Yi Hui laughed heartlessly:
"Isn't she just a fool? A perfect female fool created by the gods! How hilarious, haha~"
Ikki's words were funny, and the children all joined in the laughter.
"Hey, Duoduo, why aren't you smiling?"
Only Pandora was as cold as ice, and the look she gave Ikki was so cold that it sent chills down Ikki's spine.
Jia Long also enjoyed the attention he received.
However, he didn't mind, and instead enthusiastically began to explain to the children why he had said that.
"The name Pandora means a gift from the gods to all humankind."
"The gods did indeed grant Pandora many abilities, such as charm, seduction, language, craftsmanship, and music, but they did not grant her wisdom, precisely so that she would not discover the wicked evil hidden behind these beautiful things..."
Pandora's Box!
This magic box contains demons that wreak havoc on the human world.
As you all know, Pandora foolishly opened the box. How ironic! The most perfect human being unleashed a calamity upon humanity... the 108 evil stars!
Upon hearing this, the children all nodded in agreement.
Pandora's face turned pale.
That damn guy, he's just deliberately trying to expose her weaknesses!
However, what she didn't know was that Jia Long's journey of exposing her shortcomings had only just begun.
"What's even more foolish is that, in her panic, she not only released the calamity, but also locked 'hope' in the Pandora's Box. This 'hope' was actually Nicole, the goddess of victory, whom Athena secretly placed in the Pandora's Box when the gods weren't looking!"
"Without the guidance of the goddess of victory, humanity suffered greatly from the ravages of the demon star, with calamities raging everywhere. Those days were the darkest age of demons, all because of Pandora's folly!"
Jia Long once again exposed Jia Long's shortcomings.
Pandora's pretty face turned from blue to black.
"The most foolish thing is that Pandora actually married someone even more foolish than herself, the Fool Epimetheus. Yes, he was the brother of the wise Prometheus, and the culprit who forced Prometheus to steal the sacred fire."
At this point, Jia Long paused again and looked at the curious Yi Hui and the others.
"By the way, do you know how foolish this Mr. Fool is?"
"do not know."
"He was so stupid that he didn't even know how to have a baby with a woman. Well, Pandora didn't seem to know either. This pair of geniuses ended up choosing to sculpt a baby named Pira out of clay."
"Uncle Dean, how could there be such a foolish person as Pandora? Doesn't she even know something as simple as holding hands to have a baby?"
"Yeah, Pandora isn't nearly as smart as you, Hui."
After praising Ikki, Jia Long looked at Pandora and noticed her expression was off. He immediately asked with concern:
"Duoduo, isn't the story of Pandora, that silly girl, interesting? Why is your face turning pale and then dark?"
"Huh? What's that sound? Duoduo, why are you grinding your teeth? Are you sick? Maybe I should take you to the doctor for a blood test and some other tests."
If Pandora could bite, she would pounce on Jawron and bite him to death right now.
But she can't.
For the sake of the moment.
For the great cause of the underworld.
She cannot reveal her identity to this envoy from the Holy Land.
She had no choice but to endure humiliation and bide her time, even having to force herself to show a smile that was more like a grimace under Jia Long's concerned gaze.
"Uncle Dean, I'm fine, really fine, don't worry."
"That's good, Duoduo. Although losing a loved one is painful, you have to learn to be happy here. Or, shall I tell you a few more silly things about Pandora to cheer you up?"
"Really...really, it's not necessary."
"Really not? Okay, then I'll switch to a mythological figure and tell you about the foolish things Hades, the god of the underworld..."
"Crackling~"
The sound of teeth being bitten off came from Pandora's mouth.
They were afraid of attracting Jia Long's attention.
She had to cover her mouth tightly.
Not to mention how uncomfortable it was.
Seeing Pandora's state, Jia Long felt a surge of satisfaction but decided to let her go for the time being. After all, there was plenty of time, and it would be troublesome to drive her into a berserk state all at once.
In fact, in the past few days, with the fusion of Hades' soul and Shun's, this child has shown signs of being extraordinary.
For example, babies who used to struggle to even crawl are now able to run.
For example, he has a strong learning ability and follows Yihui around every day, babbling and imitating his older brother.
If things continue to develop in this way, Pluto's initial awakening is just around the corner!
Therefore, Jia Long didn't want to overstimulate Pandora. After finishing the mythological story, he dismissed the children and then leisurely took Tsunade and Chiyo back to the Mokukage Building to watch the game.
However, before he could even leave the orphanage, Pandora got into trouble again.
"Dean, something's happened! You just left, and Duoduo has already injured someone!"
"?!"
An attack occurred at the orphanage, which was a serious matter. Jia Long and Tsunade Chiyo had no choice but to return the way they came.
"Duoduo, why did you hit someone?"
In the staff room, Pandora stood alone in front of Jia Long, her head bowed as if accepting punishment, but her small, snow-white fists were clenched tightly.
Things are not complicated.
As soon as Jia Long and Tsunade left, the children ran wild and began discussing Pandora with great enthusiasm.
The kids in the honors class are all a bunch of energetic guys.
Ikki, the master of courting death, said nothing.
Seiya, Shiryu, Jabu, and the others were no pushovers either.
In short, the children got into a fight while talking, and the hot-blooded Xiaoqiang decided to settle it with force.
Of course, fighting is forbidden in the orphanage.
So they changed their fighting style to a dance battle, an elephant dance!
This was nothing unusual; it was commonplace at the orphanage. When the kids started dancing, the other children joined in the fun, including Pandora.
However, an accident occurred during this dance battle.
Just as the daredevil Ikki was battling the stripper Shiryu.
Shun, who had changed, once again imitated his brother and joined the cockroaches in their dance battle.
The mighty King of the Underworld is dancing the elephant dance with a bunch of little kids.
What kind of system?
If this gets out, it will be a laughing stock throughout the three realms!
Pandora is furious!
She can endure humiliation and hardship, but she will never allow Hades to be desecrated in any way!
So, she finally snapped, kicking the culprits, Ikki and Shiryu, hard enough to injure their vital organs.
"Duoduo, in my memory you've always been a well-behaved child, a little lady. How could you get into a fight, and even hurt someone?"
"Because they deserved to be hit!"
"You deserve to be hit? Is this how you admit your mistake? According to the rules, this kind of serious assault should result in you being transferred! Do you want to leave the Twin Orphanage?"
"I...I don't want to! Just don't let me transfer, you can punish me however you want!"
"it is good!"
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