Konohamaru, what's wrong? Konohamaru?

How are you feeling?

Could it be that the pressure of the fourth war was too great, causing all the children in the village to go insane?

Oh, war is truly terrifying.

The ninjas from different villages all showed expressions of sympathy.

(Hashirama Senju: Hahahaha, monkey, your grandson is so cute, hahahaha.)

(Hiruzen Sarutobi: ...Heh, heh heh, you flatter me, First Hokage.)

This is karma!

Hiruzen Sarutobi, the master of the Pure Land, roared with his head held high. The retribution for his act of spying in the office with the crystal ball had finally fallen upon his grandson.

How pitiful, tragic, and lamentable!

(Uchiha Tajima: The ninjas of later generations really don't do anything useful, they just insist on learning useless things.)

"Isn't it good? Naruto-nii-san, I think I've learned it pretty well. What do you think my chances of being selected if I apply for an acting role?"

[It would be even better if I could personally play the main character in one of Naruto's books!!]

"Hmm..." Naruto stroked his chin, pondered seriously for two seconds, then patted his shoulder. "I think your ninjutsu is excellent. By the way, how's your ninjutsu practice going?"

Even though he tried to lower his voice, Sasuke could still hear him clearly, and couldn't help but roll his eyes at the loser.

[Even though Konohamaru repeatedly emphasized before the broadcast that the 'Sexy Technique' couldn't be mentioned, the loser didn't listen at all.]

Oh, no, I only caught half of it; after all, he didn't actually say the words "seduction technique."

"Wait? Naruto actually learned to change the subject?! I'm not seeing things, am I?!" Shikamaru, with his deadpan eyes, suddenly widened his small eyes, his face full of disbelief.

Hearing this, Choji, who had been enjoying the show, finally realized what was going on. After a pause, he said in a very profound way, "Shikamaru, you don't understand. People can change."

"...You're right...This is so troublesome."

“I don’t see you finding it troublesome at all. Aren’t you enjoying it quite a bit?” Ino exposed his previous pretense of sleep and mocked him mercilessly.

Shikamaru rolled his dead fish eyes and muttered something like, "What a hassle."

Konohamaru shook his head frantically, waving his hands repeatedly, practically writing "no" all over his face, while Naruto, unfortunately, wasn't very good at reading people's expressions.

He was greatly disappointed, thinking that he hadn't made any progress over the years, and sighed, "Since that's the case, then there's nothing we can do."

"Let your master personally teach you a few moves."

At this moment, Naruto had completely forgotten about the live stream; he was solely focused on demonstrating the new technique to his lazy disciple.

"Watch closely!"

"Wait, Naruto-nii-san!"

[But by then it was too late to shout.]

"The Ultimate Seduction Technique: The Super Seduction Technique!"

【boom!!!】

In an instant, white smoke billowed, and Naruto, who was standing in place, was replaced by a slender figure.

The men stared wide-eyed at the screen, while the women clenched their fists, wishing they could smash it to pieces.

[“Sasuke-sama~~ Konohamaru-sama~~” A charming voice rang out, and through the swirling thick white smoke, a tall, voluptuous woman blew a kiss towards the two of them, her fiery red lips pouting.]

"puff!!"

Sasuke instantly spat out his tea, coughing until tears streamed down his face, then stared wide-eyed at the bottom of the class next to him.

"What, Sasuke?"

"How dare you ask?!" Sasuke's face turned bright red with anger. He grabbed Naruto's collar, ready to teach him a lesson!

Naruto quickly stopped him, "What are you doing? I didn't do this!"

He felt quite aggrieved.

"It's clearly that guy on the screen!"

That's you too!

"No, that's not me!"

"That's you!"

"I don't care, if you want to hit me, I'll go shopping in Tanabata Street looking like that tomorrow!"

"Crack! Crack! Crack!!!" My fists were itching even more!!! "Prepare to die!!!"

. . . . . .

in the hospital.

Sakura Haruno was completely stunned, not even noticing the syringe in her hand fall to the ground.

Looking at the woman on the screen, I unknowingly started bleeding from my nose.

"How could this be? Do I like girls?" Sakura looked utterly bewildered.

Otherwise, why would he get a nosebleed from looking at the female version of Sasuke?! Damn it!!

That's right, Naruto transformed into a glamorous and mature female version of Sasuke!!

Seeing that the two were almost petrified, Naruto said smugly, "How about that?! This is my ultimate weapon!! Even I can hardly withstand it..."

Before he could finish speaking, a Kusanagi sword was thrust against his neck.

"Naruto!"

["Oh no, I forgot Sasuke was here too!" Naruto looked up and was met with Sasuke's Sharingan radiating murderous intent. Terrified, Naruto trembled and, with a strong survival instinct, immediately transformed back into his normal form.]

"Tell me how you want to die."

"Of course this isn't over yet. Our Lord Sasuke's anger isn't so easily appeased," he asked him menacingly.

"Hehe, Sasuke, let's discuss this properly."

"No discussion, you're going to die!!"

Both on and off the screen, there's a Naruto getting beaten up.

The Second Hokage, Tobirama Senju, found it hard to look at for a moment.

He didn't want others to know that he knew a guy named Naruto Uzumaki.

He didn't even want others to know that he came from Konoha Village.

So embarrassing, so awkward, help...

Therefore, the art of seduction must be resolutely sealed away as a forbidden technique!!!

Chapter 60 Uchiha Sasuke: I want to be Hokage too!

(Hashirama Senju: Haha ...

(Tobirama Senju: This ninjutsu must be included in the forbidden scroll! It's corrupting!)

(Uchiha Fugaku: I support the Second Hokage!)

They actually turned his son into a girl! What kind of behavior is this?!

(Minato Namikaze: Waaaaah, I'm so sorry, Fugaku, I'm so sorry, Mikoto! My bratty son is just too much!)

(Kushina Uzumaki: This must have been learned from Jiraiya-sensei! Damn it!)

(Jiraiya: Cough cough, this has nothing to do with me! Although this ninjutsu is indeed amazing!)

(Uchiha Mikoto: Hehe, the female version of Sasuke is still very pretty, hehe.)

It's over...

In Konoha Village, Sasuke, only twelve or thirteen years old, experienced unease for the first time.

Not only Mom and Dad, but also the ancestors of the Uchiha clan, all the uncles and aunts of the Uchiha clan, the First Hokage, the Second Hokage, everyone in the ninja world, and even that person, Itachi Uchiha, all saw this scene!

Thinking of Sasuke with his bright red lipstick, heavy eyeshadow, and flirtatious winks, he felt like crying. His image!

"Damn bottom of the class!"

"Ahhh, let me go! It has nothing to do with me!" Naruto cried with tears in his eyes as Sasuke grabbed him again.

What does the ninjutsu invented by the future Naruto have to do with him, Naruto Uzumaki?!

Xiao organization.

Itachi Uchiha looked away, his cheeks slightly flushed, a faint smile playing on his lips. It seemed that Sasuke was living a good life in the future, and that was enough.

As for the female version of the alluring Sasuke, well... never mind, I'm not used to it.

"Ugh~ What's wrong with that Naruto Uzumaki? This isn't artistic at all, hmm!" Deidara rubbed the goosebumps on his arms, expressing his disapproval of this kind of ninjutsu.

Sasori's hoarse voice rang out: "It's all just a shell."

This also doesn't fit his art.

[On screen, Sasuke brutally beats up Naruto, who then reappears looking pitiful with a bump on his forehead.]

"I'm sorry, Sasuke, I was wrong, sob sob sob..."

[Konohamaru shakily walked away from the two, half of his body already out of frame. Poor Naruto! How cruel, Sasuke!]

(Minato Namikaze: Please, be kind to my son.) Minato pleaded weakly with Sasuke Uchiha. Although he deserved it, it was still heartbreaking to watch.

(Kushina Uzumaki: Mmm-hmm.)

(Uchiha Fugaku: ......)

Sasuke Uchiha: "..." Kindness is out of the question, die, Naruto Uzumaki!!

Naruto Uzumaki: "Help!! Dad! Mom!!"

The piercing screams shook the heavens, bringing tears to the eyes of all who heard them!

"Ahem, let's get back to business. We invited you two here today to do a short interview."

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