They even tried to cover it up by pretending that they had heard it from the sixth generation.
[73L really wants to retire: By the way, before Jiraiya died, he wanted to serialize a second part of "The Tale of the Strong-Willed Ninja," titled "The Tale of Naruto Uzumaki."]
[74L: Wow!!!]
"Naruto's Tale?" Naruto, having regained some composure, scratched his reddened cheek with his whiskers. "Perverted Sage, are you really going to write this? Why, why?"
"Aaaaaah, no, before you died? You're already dead?!?"
The scream startled the birds in the woods.
Jiraiya: "..."
Sweat beaded on his forehead. "Well, who knows? Maybe I'm just getting old."
He's getting on in years, and death is quite possible for him.
Even if he didn't die of old age, he might have died during World War IV.
On the battlefield, people die; that's normal.
Kakashi pursed his lips slightly. Death, ah. Then his expression returned to its usual calm. Death was commonplace for ninjas.
Not to mention the ever-changing ninja world of the future.
. . . . . .
Konoha Hospital.
boom! !
Tsunade slammed her fist down, shattering the consultation table instantly, startling the patients nearby.
"That damned Jiraiya!!" He's dead? How pathetic.
It would be best if she died too, otherwise I really don't want to face this mess.
Damn war, damn Uchiha Madara.
. . . . . .
"It seems the Fourth Shinobi World War was indeed very dangerous," Nara Shikaku sighed slightly, even a Kage-level powerhouse like Jiraiya had died.
There might be even greater casualties.
What a hassle.
. . . . . . .
Naruto decided to buy a copy of "The Story of the Strong-Willed Ninja" in a little while to find out why he was named Naruto.
What did Dad mean by saying that he wanted to become a ninja like the protagonist of the ninja manga "Grit Ninja Chronicles"?
Why did the lecherous immortal write a second chapter and name it after himself?
. . . . . .
[75L Red Bean Dumpling Soup (Gu Ma): So, Naruto's Tale is very likely about Naruto?!]
[76L Flower Shop Owner (Kuma): Unbelievable, considering Naruto's writing style.]
[77L doesn't want to work overtime today (Gu Ma): People change, you know. He's been away for so long, he must have improved by now. Besides, didn't he ghostwrite for Jiraiya-sama before? Sorry, is this something I should say?]
[78L: Ghostwriting? Is it a love triangle paradise? This is something I can't say!!!]
[79L Flower Shop Owner (Gu Ma): Didn't he and Wandering Tomato co-author a book called "Pure White Snow"? I remember it happened in the Land of Waves, right? It was Team 7's first C-rank mission, wasn't it?]
[80L Red Bean Dumpling Soup: Yes, yes, I didn't even think of that at the time, but we can't be sure yet, what if we're wrong...]
[81L, the ramen lover, says: Huh? How did you guys know? Naruto's Tale is mine, I had no idea what to name it, so this was the first thing that came to mind.]
[82L's favorite tomato: Stupid bottom runner.]
The others are a bunch of idiots too; they didn't even guess it when Naruto was being so blatant.
[83L Red Bean Dumpling Soup: Naruto!! Sasuke!!]
[84L's dream is for all ninjas in the world to own dogs (Guma): Woof woof woof!!]
[85L Bugs are so cute (Guma): Long time no see, Naruto, Sasuke, are you coming back soon?]
[86L really wants to retire: Please come back soon, the teacher is dying...]
[87L, the ramen lover, says: That's about enough, Sasuke said he has to go back.]
[88L's Favorite Tomato: Mm.]
The forum fell silent for a moment.
[89L: Oh my god!]
[90L: Wow!! I dare not speak!!! So many experts!!]
[91L: Ahhhhh, let's take a picture! What are we waiting for!]
[92L: Naruto, Sasuke, the Sixth Hokage, and who else?! Who can decode this?! Hurry!]
That's easy, I recognized it at a glance.
"I bet it's Kiba who wants a dog," Hinata said shyly, pointing to her fingers. "The one who's cute with bugs is Shino."
"Woof!" The white puppy Akamaru on its head barked, and it meant exactly that it was us.
"Haha, Hinata, you're amazing, you recognized it at a glance."
Shino nodded silently, surprised that they later got along well with Naruto and Sasuke.
Shikamaru yawned. "Florist and florist's wife, Ino, you got married?"
Ino's face immediately turned bright red. "Who, who knows!"
Who is that florist?! Help! I hope he's a really handsome guy!!!
"The red bean dumpling soup is probably Sakura's; she loves eating that kind of thing," she added, having guessed most of the characters.
"But I didn't expect Sasuke to love tomatoes so much. I had no idea." Sasuke didn't seem to be the type of person who would easily reveal his preferences.
Naruto's is easier to recognize.
Not only did the pen name include her real name, but her forum alias was also so easily exposed. That verbal tic is truly unique.
(Kushina Uzumaki: Wow! It's Naruto from the future!)
(Minato Namikaze: Looks so healthy, and you're even writing a book, not bad at all.)
(Kushina Uzumaki: Writing a book? Ghostwriting for Jiraiya-sensei... No way!!! Naruto, absolutely not!!!)
Absolutely no ghostwriting services from "Intimate Paradise"!!!
The bookstore's publisher also refused. Damn it, I never thought that the famous Jiraiya-sama in the ninja world would be someone who had someone else write for him.
After this news gets out, the sales of "Intimate Paradise" will probably drop.
No, wait.
Jiraiya's ghostwritten =Four Wars Heroes = Icha Icha Paradise was actually written by Naruto Uzumaki, the hero of the Four Wars! = Sales skyrocketed!!
That's right, let's print Naruto's image on the back of the book.
But who is Naruto Uzumaki again?
"Hahaha..." Seeing Kushina's vehement objections, Jiraiya scratched his head somewhat embarrassedly.
For a moment, I was terrified when I thought of Kushina's outburst.
"Wow, I didn't expect Naruto to have such abilities, did I? That's right, that's right. That's it. How come I never thought of that before?"
Let Naruto write it for you, that's a good idea.
"What's 'Make-Out Paradise' again?" Naruto blinked his big blue eyes, completely bewildered, not understanding why his mother was so opposed to it.
Sasuke's face turned bright red. He clicked his tongue and gave Kakashi and Jiraiya, those two lecherous adults, a disgusted look.
An author of Intimacy Paradise, and a devoted follower of Intimacy Paradise.
"It's one of those little yellow books that Kakashi carries around all the time."
"Really? I haven't seen it yet."
Naruto blinked, a hint of curiosity in his eyes.
(Kushina Uzumaki: Naruto, stay away from Jiraiya-sensei. You absolutely mustn't pick up his bad habits, and you can't read "Make-Out Paradise." Kakashi, you need to keep a close eye on them! They absolutely can't read those unhealthy erotic novels!)
(Kakashi: No problem.)
Naruto, Sasuke, and Jiraiya: "..."
Kakashi, you shameless bastard!
Chapter 38 Pure White Snow, the Story of Zabuza and Haku
You're the one who reads pornographic books the most, and you even have the nerve to supervise me?
Kakashi, unfazed by the disdainful stares of the three, used "Make-Out Paradise" to block their view, saying, "Naruto, remember not to look."
"And I don't want anyone to write for me or anything like that."
"It would be better if Jiraiya-sama wrote it himself."
This is advice from a loyal reader!
It's written by the old pervert Jiraiya, so of course it's better than what Naruto, who's not even an adult yet, wrote.
"What? I just wanted Naruto to hold a pen. Of course, I'll think of the content myself."
It's dictated.
No need to write anything yourself, how simple!
"Never mind then, just teach me how to train instead," Naruto stuck out his tongue, looking disgusted, temporarily abandoning his curiosity about the so-called "Make-Out Paradise".
I haven't checked it for a while.
The forum thread has reached over 150 posts, all of them decoding those malware snippets from earlier.
Many people guessed correctly.
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