Kaguya-sama: Love Is War wants me to turn myself in.

From somewhere in the darkness, another round of applause rang out.

Hey, isn't this a sarcastic remark?

You're just a spider, why should you care what logic others use?

"Then, the second player," Miss Spider's spider legs twirled, pointing again at Kaguya Shinomiya, "please answer."

Kaguya Shinomiya's face remained expressionless, her tone quite calm, and without hesitation or delay, she quickly gave her answer:

"I haven't seen it."

As a sheltered young lady raised in a sterile environment, Kaguya Shinomiya has never even read a shoujo manga, let alone 18+ doujinshi. So the answer is naturally no.

"Congratulations, your answer is complete."

Miss Spider spoke with great enthusiasm.

The hollow palm echoed again in the darkness.

“Then, the third player…” Miss Spider pointed at Rikka, “please answer.”

The girl sitting next to Kaguya Shinomiya is Rikka. This chuunibyou girl wears an eyepatch, and her ahoge (antenna-like hair sticking up) sways gently as she quickly replies:

"I have not read any sinful books that would tempt people to depravity."

Following the order, Ms. Spider pointed to Yukino Yukinoshita again: "Please answer."

"..."

Yukino Yukinoshita remained silent and did not answer immediately.

Amamiya Natsuki turned her head and looked over curiously.

This girl, who shared the same hairstyle as Kaguya and possessed the same cold demeanor, giving off an unapproachable aura, gently bit her lower lip, hesitated for a few seconds, and then whispered:

"Seen."

"Eh? Eh? Eh?" Rikka Takanashi stared wide-eyed. "Why would Yukino watch that kind of thing?"

Yukino Yukinoshita pursed her beautiful lips, clearly not wanting to answer the question.

"There's one last person." Miss Spider looked at Fujiwara Chika one last time. "Please answer."

“Um…” Fujiwara Chika stammered, a tempting blush rising on her pretty face, “I’ve read one.”

Good guy!

I never imagined that you, with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, had actually read doujinshi!

“That’s a matter for middle school students,” Fujiwara Chika quickly explained.

You started reading doujinshi in junior high? You're incredibly precocious!

"Don't look at me like that!" Fujiwara Chika couldn't help but shout. "It's because the school organized an environmental protection activity once, and everyone went to the river to pick up trash. I accidentally saw a comic book that someone had thrown away... It's true!"

“I believe you.” Amamiya Natsuki nodded. “As long as it doesn’t cause trouble for others, it’s just a personal hobby.”

Not to mention that there are quite a few female teachers in the doujinshi world, such as the famous Eromanga Sensei or Kashiwagi Eri Sensei. It is both unexpected and reasonable that Fujiwara Chika, a girl with thick eyebrows and big eyes, reads doujinshi.

"Now that everyone has answered, let's announce the final results." Miss Spider crawled around her web, drawing out her voice slightly, "...Someone lied."

"Everyone must be punished."

As soon as the words were spoken, the skeleton chairs of everyone except Amamiya Natsuki began to shrink and compress inward once more.

"Well……"

Fujiwara Chika couldn't help but let out a low, distressed groan. As a person with large breasts, she was naturally at a disadvantage in the question-and-answer game, and at this moment she was already feeling tightness in her chest and even some pain.

"Who's lying?"

Fujiwara Chika tilted her head and looked at Rikka and Kaguya.

It's not shameful not to have seen it, so there's no need to lie. Therefore, the person who is lying must be either Kaguya Shinomiya or Rikka.

"I'm not lying," Rikka Takanashi said pitifully. "I really haven't seen those kinds of doujinshi."

Natsuki Amamiya and Kaguya Shinomiya exchanged a thoughtful glance.

"Punishment complete, the game continues." Miss Spider quickly followed up with another question, "The third question is very simple, please be ready to answer quickly."

"Here's a question... Which ethnic group in the world has the highest resistance to poison?"

“I know the answer to this question.” Fujiwara Chika’s eyes lit up. “It’s India. When I was eating Indian food before, a friend told me that you can eat all the elements on the periodic table in India.”

"Thank goodness there aren't any Indian players," Natsuki Amamiya remarked. "Otherwise, I would have reported you for racism."

Miss Spider quickly announced the answer: "Correct."

Fujiwara Chika scored successfully, and the skeletal chair beneath her relaxed slightly, while Amamiya Natsuki felt the restraint of being tightened by the white bones.

"The fourth question is still easy," Miss Spider asked. "What country is the author of 'Journey to the Center of the Earth' from?"

Yukino Yukinoshita: "Jules Verne".

"correct answer."

"The fifth question is here, and it's time for everyone to answer." Miss Spider didn't keep you in suspense and asked quite directly, "Have you ever gone to school without wearing panties?"

"Hey, this isn't a question-and-answer session, it's practically a public execution!" Natsuki Amamiya couldn't help but shout.

“There’s nothing I can’t say to anyone.” Miss Spider said nonchalantly. “Then… let’s start with you. Please answer.”

Natsuki Amamiya: "I didn't."

"Next contestant, please answer."

Kaguya Shinomiya: "No."

Rikka Kotori: "No."

Yukinoshita Yukino: “No.”

Fujiwara Chika: “…”

Finally, it was Fujiwara's turn. The pink-haired girl's pretty face was flushed red, and she remained silent.

Amamiya Natsuki looked over in shock.

Reading pamphlets is one thing, but she even dared to go braless under her skirt while in school?

Just how many other unspeakable things have you done?

"I got it wet while cleaning the swimming pool, so I had to take it off and let it dry," Fujiwara Chika said with her eyes closed. "...I did it, just once!"

"Now, let's announce the final results," Miss Spider said, drawing out her words slightly. "Someone is lying."

"Eh?"

"Everyone must be punished."

"..."

The skeleton chair tightened again, and Amamiya Natsuki felt a slight pain, causing her to frown.

In the buzzer-beater question, only one person gets it right, and the others are punished. Everyone gets all the questions wrong every time. If this continues, Fujiwara Chika won't be able to hold on much longer.

Amamiya Natsuki peeked at the pink-haired girl: "Chika, it's time to use your skills."

"What?" Fujiwara Chika looked aggrieved and asked in a puzzled tone, "Turn Miss Spider into Zhang San? But you can't reach it."

Amamiya Natsuki said, "It's another of your skills."

Chapter 101 Pleasant Goat Under the Snow

"Another skill...is it Song Dingbo?"

Fujiwara Chika quickly realized what was happening.

All told, she only knows two skills: Outlaw and Polymorph.

"Takanashi-kun, where is your magic mirror?"

Kaguya Shinomiya turned to ask, clearly understanding what Natsuki Amamiya wanted to do.

"It's in the pocket of my pajamas," the chuunibyou girl replied blankly, "but I can't get it out."

“No need,” Kaguya Shinomiya said. “Fujiwara, quickly use your sheep transformation technique.”

"give it to me."

Fujiwara Chika took a deep breath, her pink cheeks puffed out slightly, and she opened her eyes wide to look at Amamiya Natsuki, trying to use her gaze to exert her power.

"No." The pink-haired girl quickly deflated. "The prompt says the distance is too far, the skill cannot be activated... it can only be used at close range."

Upon hearing this, Natsuki Amamiya couldn't help but look at Yukino Yukinoshita.

Seeing everyone looking at her, Yukino Yukinoshita frowned slightly and said in a low voice:

"What do you need me to do?"

"Yukino-chan doesn't have to do anything, that's one of my skills."

As she spoke, Fujiwara Chika displayed the skill panel.

The skill panel is exclusive to the player and cannot be seen by the vengeful spirits in the game.

[Skill: Pshaw, turn me into a sheep!]

[Type: Active Skill]

[Description: This skill can only be used on friendly units. It designates one teammate and turns them into a sheep. The duration of the transformation depends on the teammate's willpower.]

[Note: Song Dingbo deceived my feelings and took advantage of my body; he's a despicable scoundrel!]

"The Polymorph spell..." Yukino Yukinoshita pursed her beautiful lips slightly and whispered, "I understand."

"Then, let's do it one more time."

Fujiwara Chika opened her eyes wide, her deep blue eyes, bluer than the sky, staring unblinkingly at Yukinoshita.

"If someone uses a skill on you, will you resist?"

Yukino Yukinoshita soon received a game notification.

"accept."