Kaguya-sama: Love Is War wants me to turn myself in.

"The benevolent see benevolence, the vile see vileness; humanity, you are clearly the vile one."

Kaguya Shinomiya's brows furrowed slightly; she couldn't understand what the two were saying at all. The girl's sterility was still lower than that of an elementary school student.

Amamiya Natsuki said, "Butler, I'll give you one more chance to organize your thoughts."

The puppet Billy said helplessly, "Please, both of you, recall Newton's First Law."

"The first law... the law of inertia, the law of slowness." Kaguya Shinomiya suddenly realized, "Friction?"

"Reduce friction between the handcuffs and the hand?"

Natsuki Amamiya looked at the girl's fair and slender wrist, and understood Billy the puppet's hint. His gaze quickly fell on the glass bottle on the table.

"So, the liquid in this bottle isn't water, but... hand sanitizer?"

Chapter 98 Pet Girlfriend Training Manual

"It really is hand sanitizer."

Amamiya Natsuki picked up the glass bottle and poured some clear, colorless liquid into her hand. It felt smooth and slippery; it was indeed hand sanitizer.

"So," Natsuki Amamiya said thoughtfully, glancing at the puppet Billy, "the butler came here to bring us hand sanitizer?"

The puppet Billy's eyes darted around: "That's right, as a butler, I need to meet the needs of every guest."

With such consideration for your guests, you deserve the title of Best Housekeeper of the Year.

Amamiya Natsuki looked at Shinomiya Kaguya and said:

"Hands out."

Kaguya Shinomiya extends her hands.

The light is dim.

However, it is still clear that the ice sculpture girl's fingers are slender and long, her skin is snow-white, like peeled scallion segments, and her nails are neat and tidy, without any nail polish, still round and shiny... In short, she is super beautiful.

People with beautiful hands still look good even when they're chained up.

"It's a good thing I didn't play the fetch game with the butler just now, otherwise you would have had to suffer."

As Amamiya Natsuki spoke, she poured hand sanitizer onto the ice sculpture girl's wrist.

"You're overthinking it," Kaguya Shinomiya couldn't help but retort. "I'd rather wear handcuffs than use that kind of hand sanitizer!"

What's wrong with washing your hands? In Fujiwara's words, it can be a lifesaver in the desert!

The skin of this ice sculpture girl was already delicate and smooth, but after Amamiya Natsuki helped apply hand sanitizer, it became even more moisturized and smooth, like a swimming fish, making it feel like it would slip away from your palm if you weren't careful.

As the friction coefficient between her wrist and the handcuffs rapidly decreased, Kaguya Shinomiya successfully 'removed' the handcuffs.

Hand sanitizer is really a great product, it's super useful.

"They're off." Natsuki Amamiya tossed the handcuffs onto the table. "Let's leave."

"Wait a minute." Kaguya Shinomiya wiped her wrists, feeling that the hand sanitizer felt a little different than usual. "And I haven't taken off the collar around my neck."

If the iron cage and handcuffs lock up the body, then the collar locks up the soul.

Something that I've only ever seen in comics and dreams has somehow appeared on my body, and it looks terrible, so I have to take it off!

Upon hearing this, Natsuki Amamiya looked at the puppet Billy she was holding in her arms and asked, "Butler, how do we take off the collar?"

The puppet Billy said in a deep voice, "The answer lies within you."

"On me?"

Amamiya Natsuki paused, hesitated for two seconds, and took out the 'silver key' from her pocket. "You mean this thing?"

Upon seeing the remote control, Kaguya Shinomiya's brows furrowed rapidly as she recalled her terrible first experience.

"You mean there's a button that can automatically open the collar?" Kaguya Shinomiya asked coldly, her right arm crossed over her chest.

Puppet Billy: "This guest's wisdom is commendable."

Kaguya Shinomiya pressed further:

Which button?

“I’m sorry, but I can’t say it because of the rules,” Puppet Billy replied again.

“It’s okay if you don’t tell me.” Natsuki Amamiya looked at the ice sculpture girl. “There are six buttons on the remote control. I just pressed the first one on the top left. There are five left. I’ll be able to figure them out soon.”

Kaguya Shinomiya bit her lower lip slightly, a hint of hesitation appearing on her pretty face.

The "key" doesn't look exactly like the one in the comics; it has several unfamiliar buttons. I wonder what will happen if I press them, but if I keep wearing the collar...

"try it."

Shinomiya Kaguya made a decision quickly.

I'm not a pet girlfriend, I don't want to wear a pet collar all the time!

"Shall I press it?" Natsuki Amamiya held up the key.

"……bring it on."

The ice sculpture girl quietly clenched her pink fist, preparing to face the impact.

I wasn't prepared at all just now, but now that I'm prepared, I won't make such a terrible sound.

"I am coming."

Natsuki Amamiya tried pressing the second button.

"Meow~"

A soft, gentle meow suddenly rang out.

Kaguya Shinomiya subconsciously raised her right hand to cover her pink lips.

Natsuki Amamiya silently gazed at the ice sculpture girl who had transformed into a catgirl.

Eyes facing each other.

Natsuki Amamiya pressed the key in her hand again.

Kaguya Shinomiya slightly widened her beautiful eyes, her face showing an expression of trying her best to endure.

After a few seconds.

"Meow~"

The cat's meows, a mixture of shame and anger, rang out again, and the girl's resolve crumbled.

"You're still pressing it!" Kaguya Shinomiya's pretty face flushed red, and she couldn't help but shout, "Stop it right now!"

I had just braced myself for an electric shock, but when I pressed the key, the strange electric shock didn't happen. Instead, my throat felt slightly itchy, and something seemed to be about to come out of my mouth.

It's like a cough; you can't help it at all.

“It really is a key.” Amamiya Natsuki turned to look at the puppet Billy, her expression serious. “Butler, please give me a reasonable explanation.”

"Since it's a pet collar, it's perfectly reasonable for it to make the pet make pleasant noises, right?"

Billy the Puppet's answer was impeccable.

“That’s true…” Amamiya Natsuki nodded subconsciously.

Seeing the silly girl covering her pink lips and looking at him with a warning gaze, Amamiya Natsuki changed the subject and said seriously:

"It doesn't make sense to find such terrible things in an ancient castle."

“Existence has its own meaning.” Puppet Billy said meaningfully, “Please do not doubt the castle’s hospitality.”

Amamiya Natsuki looked at the silly young lady: "Looks like the second button didn't work either, should we continue?"

"……continue."

Kaguya Shinomiya took a deep breath, her tone firm.

Giving up now would mean all previous investments were wasted, which is completely contrary to the nature of a capitalist, so Kaguya Shinomiya would never give up easily.

It's just meowing; it's not like we haven't learned that at the Academy of Vengeful Spirits.

"Then I will continue."

Natsuki Amamiya tried pressing the third button.

"Wang~"

Kaguya Shinomiya covered her pink lips with her fingers, but sounds still escaped from between her fingers.

"Looks like it's a dog this time."

Cats and dogs are both common pets, which is perfectly reasonable.

"I continued."

Amamiya Natsuki quickly pressed the fourth button.

One could see the girl's long, slightly curled eyelashes tremble quickly, followed by a low, barely suppressed sound of shame:

"...Master, Master."

Amamiya Natsuki felt a slight warmth and couldn't help but press the button again.

"Owner."

The girl's embarrassed voice rang out again.

"Owner."

No.

Can't stop at all.

The ice sculpture princess actually blushed and called him "master." No one could refuse that!

"You pressed it three times!" Kaguya Shinomiya bit her lower lip, her shoulders trembling slightly with anger. "...Confess!"

"I'm so sorry," Natsuki Amamiya said sincerely. "My hand suddenly wouldn't obey me just now."

“If it doesn’t obey, you can give it to someone in need.” Kaguya Shinomiya’s pretty face hardened. “That’s enough. I don’t want to get rid of this collar.”

"Only two buttons left," Natsuki Amamiya said regretfully. "Should we hold on a little longer?"