Kaguya-sama: Love Is War wants me to turn myself in.

“I searched online, it should be the ability to see ghosts…” Yotsuya Miko looked at Mrs. Kaguya, slightly composed herself, and bowed, saying, “Hello, Auntie, nice to meet you. I’m Yotsuya Miko, who lives next door. Please take care of me.”

When talking to "something invisible" for the first time, Miko Yotsuya's feelings were quite complex.

Just like Neil Armstrong, the first astronaut to land on the moon, it was one small step for mankind, one giant leap for humanity.

"Call sister."

"Eh?"

"I died of a heart attack," Mrs. Kaguya said wistfully. "I was only in my twenties, but calling me 'Auntie' makes me feel like an old lady."

Yotsuya Miko: "..."

We quickly went upstairs.

Amamiya Natsuki opened the door and entered the room with Miko.

"let's start."

Amamiya Natsuki put down her schoolbag and lay down on the floor.

Jianzi’s mother works outside to support the family, often working overtime and returning home very late. Cleaning, housework, cooking, and taking care of her younger brother who is in elementary school are all Jianzi’s responsibilities.

It's getting dark, and Jianzi still has many things to do, so I can't take up too much of her time.

"that……"

Yotsuya Miko turned her head and looked at Mrs. Kaguya beside her.

Stepping on a boy's body to generate electricity is incredibly embarrassing, even for a younger brother, let alone a classmate's mother.

"Miss Shimizu, please go out first." Natsuki Amamiya looked at the Guardian Spirit, "Miko and I are going to do something we don't want to talk about."

On the way home, after talking with her, Natsuki Amamiya learned Kaguya's real name.

Clear water, famous night bamboo.

The other party didn't even want to be called Mrs. Shinomiya.

Natsuki Amamiya didn't ask further about the reason, but she figured it was nothing more than infighting within a large family.

"Don't talk nonsense." Yotsuya Miko's pretty face turned red, and she couldn't help but scold her, "People will misunderstand!"

It's just a back massage, nothing to hide. In those massage parlors, it's a perfectly legitimate service!

"I understand." Mrs. Kaguya blinked, a knowing expression on her pretty face, and walked towards the door. "Don't worry, Natsuki-kun, I will keep it a secret and won't tell Kaguya-kun."

What's the harm in telling the ice sculpture girl?

I didn't cheat on him or have any extramarital affairs. I just had my childhood sweetheart generate electricity with his feet. There's nothing shameful about it.

“It’s not what you think.” Yotsuya Miko’s pretty face flushed slightly as she quickly explained, “It was just helping with a back massage.”

"I see." Mrs. Kaguya suddenly understood, and went out the door. "You two have fun. I'll guard the door and not let anyone step in."

Besides Jianzi, there probably wasn't a third person in the house!

"..."

The room fell silent.

Seeing that she was exhausted, she sighed, raised her right foot, and gently stepped on Amamiya Natsuki's back.

Perhaps because Miko was wearing black over-the-knee socks today, Natsuki Amamiya felt that the touch on her back was even more delicate and silky.

A moment later.

"That's all for today, I'm going back." Seeing the slight sweat on her nose, she realized how strenuous it was to maintain her balance while stepping on his back. "See you tomorrow."

Amamiya Natsuki sat up, clenching her right fist: "Very good, I've become stronger again."

Yotsuya Miko covered her skirt with her right hand, looked down at him with disdain, and said:

"The idea that I can become stronger just by being stepped on feels awful."

“There are no bad skills, only bad people.” Amamiya Natsuki said with a righteous expression. “I only exchanged for this skill because of Miko.”

Yotsuya Miko turned her face away: "...Goodbye."

Previously, Mrs. Kaguya had been in a daze, but today she has been reborn and is full of curiosity about the world more than ten years from now. Her thirst for knowledge is exceptionally strong and she simply can't stop.

Natsuki Amamiya needed to rest, so he simply gave her a spare phone and told Kaguya-sama to surf the internet herself.

Silent all night.

The next morning, after getting up, Natsuki Amamiya walked out of her room and was shocked to find that Mrs. Kaguya was completely blurred.

Chapter 6 What did you do to my mother?

"Good morning, Natsuki-kun."

Mrs. Kaguya, with her long, black hair reaching her waist, sat on the sofa, engrossed in playing on her phone. Seeing Natsuki Amamiya come downstairs, she looked up and greeted her.

"I remember when I passed away, my cell phone was still a Nokia. It couldn't do anything except make calls and send messages. Now it can even make video calls... Science and technology really are the primary productive force!"

You are a phantom of idealism, don't convert to the cult of science!

"Stop playing on your phone," Natsuki Amamiya asked, raising an eyebrow. "Are you feeling unwell?"

"Huh?" Mrs. Kaguya tilted her head, her voice dazed. "What's wrong?"

My body is already so unreal and blurry, what do you think is wrong?

The night passed.

This Kaguya-sama is clearly acting very strangely.

If yesterday was HD mode, today it's clearly 720P quality.

"Strange, how could this happen?"

Mrs. Kaguya looked down at her body, then quickly opened her eyes wide.

Amamiya Natsuki said speechlessly:

"You don't know what's going on with yourself?"

"Even if Natsuki-kun says so, this is my first time being a Guardian Spirit, and I have absolutely no experience." Mrs. Kaguya looked pitiful, hugging her chest with both hands. "Am I sick?"

You're just a guardian spirit, you don't even have a body, how can you get sick!

Amamiya Natsuki said in a deep voice:

What did you do last night?

“Let me think…” Mrs. Kaguya held up a finger to her lips, “After Natsuki-kun fell asleep, I played on my phone in the living room. My phone ran out of battery, so I played on it while it was charging… and then it got light.”

So you didn't sleep all night and were just playing on your phone! Staying up all night to "cultivate immortality" right off the bat, be careful not to die from overwork!

forget.

It's already a ghost.

As a ghost, staying up all night to cultivate immortality seems to be no problem at all.

"I feel a little weak." Mrs. Kaguya hesitated. "Maybe... I'm hungry?"

Guardian spirits are essentially ghosts, not humans.

I tried it last night. Mrs. Kaguya can drink beverages and eat food, but she can neither taste the flavors nor feel full.

As for where the food went, only God knows.

After a moment's thought, Amamiya Natsuki said in a deep voice:

"You said yesterday that touching physical objects requires expending some kind of power?"

As a ghost, it cannot come into contact with matter in its normal form, otherwise the world would have been in chaos long ago.

Mrs. Kaguya blinked: "...That seems right."

Case solved.

there is only one truth.

You've been using your phone to burn out your energy, practically draining yourself dry!

As a ghost, you're incredibly weak to be able to drain yourself dry by staying up all night cultivating immortality!

"Natsuki-kun, what do we do now?" Mrs. Kaguya asked pitifully.

“I don’t know either.” Natsuki Amamiya shook her head. “Let’s go to school first.”

After eating a simple bread and drinking a glass of milk, Natsuki Amamiya grabbed her schoolbag and headed off to school alone.

Unlike usual, I have a guardian spirit, Mrs., by my side today.

"I just want to stay home and keep playing on my phone..."

Mrs. Kaguya's tone was regretful.

Still thinking about playing on your phone? If you go too far, you might just turn to dust!

As I stepped out of my house, I happened to see Yotsuya Miko coming out from next door.

"Good morning, Jianzi."

Natsuki Amamiya raised her hand in greeting.

"Good morning." Jianzi nodded slightly, her gaze falling on the madam, and said in a low voice, "Good morning, Miss Shimizu."

Mrs. Kaguya smiled and nodded, her posture elegant: "Good morning, Miko."

“Um…” Yotsuya Miko pursed her pink lips, hesitatingly asking, “Why is Ms. Shimizu different from yesterday?”

Mrs. Kaguya covered her face with her hands: "Because Natsuki-kun kept tormenting me in all sorts of positions last night..."

Don't talk nonsense! If the Ice Sculpture Lady heard that, it would definitely cause a bloodbath!

Having acquired a Guardian Spirit for the first time, Natsuki Amamiya naturally wanted to test its abilities properly; she couldn't just treat it like a mother-in-law and treat it like a precious treasure, could she?

Yotsuya Miko's expression remained unchanged as she turned to look at Amamiya Natsuki: "What happened?"

Amamiya Natsuki sighed, explained the situation, and then said earnestly:

"...The lessons of the past are right before our eyes. Jianzi, don't stay up late playing on your phone anymore."