Kaguya-sama: Love Is War wants me to turn myself in.

Click.

"It's broken! It's broken!" Natsuki Amamiya hurriedly said, "My back is broken."

"It's okay, we can take it down and donate it to people in need."

"I hope you will forgive me, Your Excellency."

"..."

After a while of patting his back, the door was suddenly pushed open with a click, and a primary school student peeked in.

"I heard some strange noises downstairs, so I came up to check..." The elementary school student's eyes widened, and an incredulous expression appeared on his face. "Sis, you're actually playing SM games with Natsuki-san?"

Hey, you're just a primary school student, you know way too much!

"I didn't play that kind of game, you've misunderstood!" Yotsuya Miko's pretty face quickly turned red as she hurriedly denied it.

Even a lazy bum will still feel embarrassed if his younger brother catches him cheating.

Amamiya Natsuki sat up: "Your sister was just giving me a back massage."

"You don't need to explain, I understand." The elementary school student silently closed the door, leaving only a meaningful look in his eyes. "Big sister, you and Xia Shu can continue playing. I promise I won't tell anyone."

Click.

The door is closed.

Seeing that Zi wanted to rush over to explain, he suddenly lost his footing in his haste.

Amamiya Natsuki reacted quickly, catching Miko with her body from below.

boom.

A dull crashing sound sounded.

Yotsuya Miko sat directly on his lap, her silky hair cascading down, the pleasant scent of shampoo and shower gel filling Amamiya Natsuki's nostrils, smelling exceptionally good.

"..."

Eyes facing each other.

The air suddenly became quiet.

The temperature between the two of them quietly rose.

"Click."

The door was pushed open again.

"It's too loud." The elementary school student poked his face in and said expressionlessly, "I still have to do my homework with my friends. Sis, why don't you go play in Natsuki's room?"

"besides."

"If you take proper precautions and accidentally get pregnant, it will definitely be a huge headache for the mother."

Yotsuya Miko's pretty face flushed red, and she quickly sat up, unable to help but call out:

"How could you, a primary school student, know so much?"

"What's wrong with elementary school students?" Kyosuke Yotsuya asked calmly. "Miki, who lives at the intersection, has already dated three boyfriends."

Yotsuya Miko: "..."

Primary school students should not be underestimated.

Amamiya Natsuki remembered the 100-kill mission from a few days ago. She thought Kaguya Shinomiya would be able to achieve a 100-win streak, but she encountered several powerful elementary school students who beat Kaguya so badly that she had no chance to fight back.

“Anyway, it’s not what you think.” Yotsuya Miko took a deep breath and thought of a reason. “Natsuki said his back hurt and asked me to help him massage his back, that’s all.”

Amamiya Natsuki nodded: "Whatever your sister says goes."

"Natsuki-nii, you should hurry up and start dating my older sister." Yotsuya Kyosuke sighed and turned to look at Amamiya Natsuki. "If you wait any longer, my sister will become an old woman that no one wants."

Yotsuya Miko clenched her fists, her eyes twitching slightly.

"Kyousuke!!"

"..."

boom.

The door is closed.

The elementary school students thumped downstairs.

"Let's call it a day for now." Amamiya Natsuki sat up, reaching up to support her lower back. "Come to my room tomorrow."

"I'm not going." Yotsuya Miko turned her face away. "I'll have Kyosuke help you with the stepping tomorrow."

"Kyosuke is too lenient. I must ask Lord Miko to save me from this predicament."

After getting dressed, Amamiya Natsuki felt a warm current spreading from her waist to her limbs, clearly indicating that the energy from stepping on the ground was slowly being converted into bioenergy.

My right fist clenched, and my strength seemed to have indeed increased slightly.

Amamiya Natsuki was quite satisfied.

The ability to become stronger simply by lying down is truly an amazing skill!

Natsuki Amamiya went downstairs to the living room and saw her younger brother sitting with a primary school girl who lived nearby, doing their homework. They looked quite intimate.

"Kyosuke is definitely much better than you." Amamiya Natsuki turned to look at Miko and muttered under her breath.

Yotsuya Miko's eyes were listless. She reached out and pinched Amamiya Natsuki's waist: "You can go home now."

"..."

Amamiya Natsuki took her leave and returned home.

"I am back."

Walking up to the refrigerator, I opened it and sure enough, another rotting evil spirit head appeared inside.

This thing is probably like the Arctic penguin; it prefers to stay in cold environments.

"You... can you see me?"

Hollow, murmuring voices emanated from the evil spirit's head.

Natsuki Amamiya replied without changing her expression, "I can see it."

"Can...can you see it?"

The evil spirit's head froze, a crimson light suddenly appearing in its eyes. It leaped out of the refrigerator and opened its mouth to bite.

"I can see... I can eat you now!"

Natsuki Amamiya silently activated the Evil Spirit Repelling Aura, directly purifying and eliminating the human head evil spirit.

Silent all night.

the next day.

school.

As soon as Natsuki Amamiya entered the classroom, Kaguya, the ice sculpture girl, walked up to him, gently biting her lower lip with her pearly teeth, and explained her purpose.

"...After school this afternoon, there's something I'd like to ask you."

Chapter 60 Large Kaguya Earthbound Spirit

"...I have something I'd like to ask you this afternoon."

Natsuki Amamiya was immediately shocked when she saw Kaguya speaking in a low voice and seemingly embarrassed.

Hey, are you really Kaguya-sama?

Whether it's blind box missions or horror games, I'd rather grit my teeth and carry it all alone than ask for help from others.

What terrible disaster must have befallen us today to make the proud swan lower its head and seek help from humans!

"I'm free this afternoon." Amamiya Natsuki was extremely curious. "What does Kaguya-san want to ask me for a favor?"

"..."

Kaguya Shinomiya remained silent, her expression aloof.

"Let me guess." Amamiya Natsuki interlaced her fingers, her expression serious. "Is it that the Trisolarans are attacking Earth, and the human world is about to be destroyed?"

"That's a matter for the Prime Minister and the Cabinet to consider." Kaguya Shinomiya crossed her arms and couldn't help but complain, "If the Trisolarans really invade Earth, what help can you offer?"

Amamiya Natsuki hesitated for two seconds: "...Surrender and become a collaborator?"

"A disgrace to humanity."

If aliens were to invade Earth, wouldn't every single one of you evil capitalists choose to become their collaborators?

If the price is right, they wouldn't hesitate to sell humanity and the Earth together!

Natsuki Amamiya continued:

"Could it be that Mount Fuji is about to erupt and the Japanese archipelago is about to sink?"

"You're overthinking it. Even if Mount Fuji erupts, it won't sink the archipelago."

"I saw a news report on Twitter last night that hundreds of monkeys have escaped from a US lab," Natsuki Amamiya said in a low voice. "Could a biohazard outbreak be imminent?"

"resident Evil?"

Kaguya Shinomiya tilted her head slightly, a hint of hesitation appearing on her pretty face—a sign of doubt about the unknown.

Amamiya Natsuki was shocked: "You haven't seen Resident Evil?"

"No."

"..."

Amamiya Natsuki was silent for a few seconds: "Speaking of which, you didn't seem to know anything about Twitter before?"

"Ah."

You don't know this, you don't know that, are you some sheltered young lady living on Mars?

"I'm curious," Natsuki Amamiya said, pressing her finger to her temple. "Have you never eaten instant noodles before?"

“The chef prepares and delivers my bento every day,” Kaguya Shinomiya said calmly. “I’ve never eaten instant noodles.”