Kaguya-sama: Love Is War wants me to turn myself in.

"Eh?" Fujiwara Chika clutched her stomach in surprise. "I'm actually a little hungry, even though I just had breakfast this morning... Can't I go to the cafeteria to eat?"

“There’s no cafeteria.” The girl clinging to his leg shook her head. “The entire hospital only has four floors, so there’s no way to go anywhere else.”

Amamiya Natsuki and Shinomiya Kaguya naturally wanted to verify this, and upon arriving at the end of the corridor, they indeed found that the stairwell was blocked by black mist, making it impossible to enter or exit.

Darkness descended again, and the group obediently returned to their ward. After all the commotion, they all felt hungry, and for some reason, the hunger was quite intense.

“It seems there’s still one problem to solve…” Natsuki Amamiya pressed her temples, “A food crisis.”

The problem is that there is no canteen, and we have no idea where to find food.

At this moment, Rikka, who hadn't said much, raised her hand: "Um, the vengeful spirit who shared a ward with me before might be able to make food."

Amamiya Natsuki asked curiously:

What kind of vengeful spirit is your roommate?

Rikka Takanashi raises her hand and makes the shape of cow horns above her head: "A cow."

Chapter 46 Willing to Serve as an Ox for the People

"A cow?"

"After all, it's a vengeful spirit, so it's not surprising that it looks like anything."

"How do cows conjure up food?"

The group sat in the hospital room, discussing and analyzing the situation together.

"I've got it!" Fujiwara Chika raised her hand to answer, "It should be squeezing [beep]..."

"Stop talking, sit down," Natsuki Amamiya couldn't help but say. "That kind of stuff is undrinkable without sterilization and disinfection."

“Why not?” Fujiwara Chika retorted. “Freshly squeezed juice can be drunk directly. When I was a child, I went to a ranch and saw the herders drinking fresh yogurt.”

Fruit juice and Yangnai (a type of fruit juice) are completely different things!

Fujiwara Chika crossed her arms and continued:

"I recently read a comic book about four beautiful girls who were stranded on a desert island after a plane crash..."

A beautiful girl version of Robinson Crusoe?

If another boy appears, it will become a standard visual novel plot.

"One of the girls accidentally fell asleep on the raft and drifted far out to sea. When the other girl caught up with her, the girl who had drifted away was already dehydrated and almost unconscious. Seawater is not drinkable, so in order to replenish her companion's water, the other girl took off her clothes..."

At this point, Fujiwara Chika suddenly stopped, covered her pink lips with her hands, and a blush quickly rose on her pretty face.

"Take off what?" Amamiya Natsuki asked expressionlessly. "Please continue."

If you're so capable, why don't you keep going? Why stop?

“I can’t say.” Fujiwara Chika quickly shook her head. “That’s forbidden knowledge that cannot be spoken of.”

"Okay, so awesome!"

Rikka Takanashi clasped her hands to her chest, her eyes sparkling.

Amamiya Natsuki remained unmoved and said:

"Spoiling the movie in advance, saying 'whatever' when eating, and leaving things unsaid are all extremely inappropriate behaviors."

"What? Fine, I'll tell you then." Fujiwara Chika puffed out her cheeks, took a deep breath, and her face showed a resolute expression, "What I took off was..."

Anyway, it's all legitimate survival knowledge, and it can even be serialized in Jump manga, so it's okay to say it out loud, right?

"Stop talking." Kaguya Shinomiya pressed her finger to her brow and said helplessly, "Let's leave this topic here."

Although she hadn't read the manga, as a genius girl with a wide range of interests and extensive knowledge, Kaguya Shinomiya already guessed what it was.

The group then discussed and exchanged views on many other issues.

For example, without exception, everyone who passes the first game will receive the reward of 'being able to see the real world'.

“I don’t want the reward at all, and I don’t want to look at those evil spirits at all.”

"I don't want to either."

"Me, me, and me."

"..."

The girls quickly reached a consensus, and even Kaguya Shinomiya nodded slightly. The discussion inadvertently turned into a venting session.

After seeing the terrifying evil spirit, my life was severely affected. I couldn't eat or sleep well, and I lived in constant fear. I couldn't tell anyone because no one would believe such a thing.

"I tried everything: salt, crucifixes, rosaries, amulets, holy water, peach wood swords, and prayers at the shrine... but nothing worked."

The girl who spoke was Kujou Asuka, the second newbie to cling to a powerful figure. She was teary-eyed at the moment, saying, "I used to be a member of the volleyball team at school. Ever since I was chosen by the game, I've discovered that my friend is always haunted by terrifying evil spirits. Now I don't even dare to participate in volleyball team training."

"Asuka-chan, thank you for your hard work."

Fujiwara's mother's social skills have reached MAX level. In a short time, she has already exchanged names with the strange girl. "Keep opening blind boxes. If you're lucky, you might be able to get the aura ability to dispel evil spirits, just like Natsuki. Then you can drive away the evil spirits on your friend."

Kujo Asuka felt even more aggrieved upon hearing this: "There are no game coins, and the blind boxes are full of weird and strange things."

"On another note, I feel that the vengeful spirits in the game are actually easier to get along with than the evil spirits in reality," Natsuki Amamiya said thoughtfully.

In reality, evil spirits cannot be communicated with; they only harbor malice towards the living. The vengeful spirits in games are much better. Take Sadako, for example; although she is very scary, you can communicate with her.

After combing her hair up, she even wanted to give Sadako maternity leave...

Kaguya Shinomiya nodded slightly, calmly analyzing the situation:

"There must be some connection between games and reality, we just don't know it yet."

Darkness dissipates, and light returns.

"Miss Sadako, we're going out for a bit." Natsuki Amamiya patted the television and said, "You stay here and watch the house."

Sadako, who was eavesdropping on gossip at the edge of the well, trembled and quickly hid back into the well.

Natsuki Amamiya sighed.

How can someone who is so thin-skinned stand on their own two feet in society?

Based on your previous identity, it seems you were a former employee of Himura Dairy. You're so timid, you must have been bullied a lot!

The group left the ward and went into the corridor.

"This is it."

Takanashi Rikka arrived at the door of her hospital room and whispered.

"Don't worry," Fujiwara Chika said confidently, clenching her right fist. "Natsuki and I can use a combination technique, so we definitely won't lose."

Please do not plant flags indiscriminately.

Natsuki Amamiya grasped the doorknob and pushed the door open, quickly understanding why Rikka Takanashi called her a cow.

The vengeful spirit in the ward had a human-like appearance, but it had a pair of bull horns on its head, a swaying bull tail on its back, a large bell tied to its chest, and its breasts... were more than worthy of being called a dairy cow.

However, with bloodshot eyes and teeth resembling shark serrations, if he were to enter a dental clinic in Japan, he probably wouldn't be able to get out even after pawning his panties.

Fujiwara Chika's eyes widened: "Cowgirl?"

The cowgirl is supposed to be the kind of honest and cute type. If she took a bite from the vengeful spirit in front of her, her bones would probably shatter!

"Human, you actually dare to come back to see me?"

Hearing the noise, the vengeful spirit turned its head and looked over, a bloodthirsty smile quickly appearing on its face: "Bringing back so much food at once, not bad, I'll forgive you for now."

"Let's start with the fattest human."

Fujiwara Chika looked around curiously: "Who's the fattest person?"

"..."

Everyone looked at Fujiwara Chika in unison.

"Wait." Fujiwara Chika took a half step back. "Why are you all looking at me like that?"

"Fujiwara-kun, accept reality," Natsuki Amamiya said in a somber tone.

“What? I’m not fat at all,” Fujiwara Chika couldn’t help but say. “I weigh less than fifty kilograms.”

The beast-girl spirit flicked her tail, pointed at Fujiwara Chika, and said impatiently:

"Stop talking nonsense, it's you. Come here quickly."

Fujiwara Chika's cheeks puffed up quickly, like a gray squirrel stuffed with chestnuts; who could bear such humiliation?

"Zhang San, you outlaw, you're under arrest!"

Chapter 47: There really isn't a single drop left.

"Humans, playing dumb won't work..."

The beast girl's vengeful spirit had just revealed a sinister smile when she suddenly found her mouth out of control, talking to itself under the influence of an unknown force:

"...Zhang San is here!"

and many more.

what happened?

Why does the mouth move on its own?

Who is Zhang San?

The beast-girl vengeful spirit covered her mouth and took a half-step back warily: "Humans, what have you done to me?"

“Actually, we are undercover police officers.” Natsuki Amamiya said as she stepped forward. “Three years after three years, we’ve finally caught you today, you outlaw Zhang San.”

"So I'm not Zhang... Zhang San is here!"

Seeing Natsuki Amamiya approach her without fear, and even reach out to touch her, the beast girl vengeful spirit was instantly enraged, revealing a mouthful of serrated teeth:

"Cricket humans, don't be so arrogant."

Snapped.

Natsuki Amamiya grabbed the wrist of the beast girl vengeful spirit.