Kaguya-sama: Love Is War wants me to turn myself in.

After a while.

Two girls came down from upstairs.

The buttons on Yurikawa Hana's chest were already sewn on, but just to be on the safe side, her blonde best friend still covered her neckline with her hand, her pretty face still flushed, and whispered:

"Goodbye, Natsuki-kun, I'm going home."

Amamiya Natsuki nodded: "See you tomorrow."

"I'm going back too."

Yotsuya Miko, also carrying a schoolbag, left with her best friend.

Silent all night.

the next day.

classroom.

"Good morning, Natsuki-kun."

Fujiwara Chika, carrying her schoolbag in both hands, came to Amamiya Natsuki's side.

As expected of a socially adept girl, she changed her address from "Amamiya-san" a couple of days ago to "Natsuki-san," and then from "Natsuki-san" to "Natsuki-kun," all very naturally.

"morning."

Amamiya Natsuki looked up, her gaze falling on Fujiwara Chika's face, slightly surprised, "Why are you getting dark circles under your eyes?"

Upon hearing this, Fujiwara Chika bit her lower lip, looking aggrieved: "Last night when I was sleeping, a super scary vengeful spirit suddenly came in and stood by my bed watching me. I wanted to change rooms to sleep, but it kept following me. It was so scary that I couldn't sleep at all."

Just then, Kaguya Shinomiya walked into the classroom from outside.

"Kaguya-chan is lying, wearing an eye patch is completely useless." Fujiwara Chika looked pitifully at the ice sculpture girl, "That vengeful spirit has been staring at me, I can feel it on my skin."

“I never said the eye patch was 100% effective,” Kaguya Shinomiya said calmly. “It was just a suggestion.”

Natsuki Amamiya looked at the ice sculpture girl.

After not seeing her all night, the girl's dark circles showed no signs of fading, clearly indicating that she hadn't had a proper rest.

"Open the blind box! Open the blind box!" Fujiwara Chika clenched her fists, cheering herself on. "Before I left home this morning, I watched a horoscope show. The host said my luck is very good today."

Kaguya Shinomiya's eyelashes trembled slightly as she recalled yesterday's amusing mission, and she couldn't help but bite her lower lip.

fraud.

Horoscope readings are completely unreliable!

Fujiwara Chika quickly bought the blind box for today. After opening it, a faint golden light shimmered, immediately attracting the attention of Amamiya Natsuki and Shinomiya Kaguya.

There's a golden light! Could it be a golden legend?

[Tenfold Critical Hit!]

Congratulations: You have won 100 game coins.

Amamiya Natsuki looked at Fujiwara Chika in surprise.

You just randomly opened a blind box and got a tenfold bonus? Are you the legendary chosen one?

Currently, game currency appears to be quite valuable.

Natsuki Amamiya and Kaguya Shinomiya each received ten game coins after completing the beginner missions. Even after clearing the Ghost Academy, they only had a total of seventy game coins. All their hard work combined was less than what Chika Fujiwara could get from a single blind box.

"Hmm..." Fujiwara Chika blinked, "I guess you could say I was pretty lucky?"

"..."

Kaguya Shinomiya silently bit her lower lip.

unfair!

Yesterday, the horoscope host said his luck was very good, so why was it a terrible task?

Is someone targeting me?

"Natsuki-kun, look what's in your blind box!" Fujiwara Chika looked over expectantly.

Amamiya Natsuki agreed and purchased today's blind box from the store.

He had checked it when he woke up in the morning. The item in the blind box was a prop, not a vengeful spirit, but unfortunately he didn't know exactly what it was.

Upon opening the blind box, Natsuki Amamiya felt a slight weight in her palm.

"Eh, is it a comb?" Fujiwara Chika asked curiously.

Kaguya Shinomiya asked softly, "An ordinary comb?"

"It should be...not ordinary."

Amamiya Natsuki spoke subtly, quickly demonstrating the comb's properties to the two girls.

[Props: Bloodstained comb]

This is a comb from the Showa era. Its former owner was a barber who, for thirty years, consistently cut his customers' hair into a middle part. The technique of the middle part was so deeply ingrained in the ruler that as long as the target had hair, he could forcefully comb it into a middle part.

[Note: Don't go, let me part your hair in the middle]

"The era of the middle part hairstyle is over," Fujiwara Chika couldn't help but complain. "This comb is completely useless."

“I object. Even trash has its uses,” Natsuki Amamiya said seriously. “If we ever encounter an extremely cold environment, we can use it as firewood.”

Fujiwara Chika: "This comb is so small, it's not enough to burn."

“This comb requires no special conditions to use; you can use it anytime, anywhere.” Amamiya Natsuki looked at the two girls with interest. “Would you like to try it out?”

"I refuse." Fujiwara Chika quickly covered her bangs and backed away warily. "I don't want a middle part hairstyle!"

"Where's Kaguya-san?" Amamiya Natsuki looked at the ice sculpture girl again. "Want to try out the middle-part hairstyle?"

Kaguya Shinomiya crossed her arms and smiled with affection for small animals, saying, "Amamiya-san is so cute."

"I'm sorry, I take that back."

"..."

No one was willing to try the center-parted comb yet, and soon it was Kaguya Shinomiya's turn for the blind box.

Blind boxes have disappeared.

The girl's hands were empty.

Amamiya Natsuki raised an eyebrow slightly, somewhat disbelieving: "Kaguya-san, you didn't win the lottery again, did you?"

"..."

Kaguya Shinomiya bit her lower lip, looking aggrieved.

[Congratulations! You have received the fun mission: 100-Man Kill!]

Chapter 33 Let's Skip Class, Kaguya-san

[Fun Mission: 100-Man Kill]

[Mission Objective: It's time to show your true strength! Defeat one hundred opponents by force before midnight today and let your fame spread far and wide.]

[Quest Reward: Exclusive Bound Equipment]

[Punishment for failure: Hearing sealed for 24 hours]

[Note: The rewards are quite valuable, so please don't miss out.]

[Note: Cheating is prohibited. Please ensure a fair and just competition environment. Collusion, bribery, or other such actions will result in an invalid defeat.]

"..."

"Kaguya-chan, are you alright?"

Fujiwara Chika asked cautiously.

Aside from slightly biting her lower lip, Kaguya Shinomiya showed no other signs of distress. Her expression was calm and composed as she said in a soothing tone, "I'm fine."

"That's good." Fujiwara Chika breathed a sigh of relief. "If it were me, I might have already cried after receiving strange missions for two days in a row."

You've been fooled. The ice sculpture girl is just good at managing her expressions. She appears calm on the surface, but she's anything but calm inside!

As Amamiya Natsuki looked at Shinomiya Kaguya, he could clearly see words gushing out from above the girl's head.

[Unfair, unfair, unfair, unfair...]

Why is it myself again?

I feel like someone is secretly targeting me!

"With two days of missions in a row, Kaguya-chan's horoscope might just be Mercury retrograde," Fujiwara Chika suggested. "When Kaguya-chan leaves tomorrow morning, remember to watch the daily horoscope program on NHK."

I watched a fortune-telling program yesterday morning, but it was completely useless!

Amamiya Natsuki pondered for a moment and then spoke:

"Let's discuss how to complete the task."

Boys' way of thinking: When they encounter a problem, they solve it.

"Received." Fujiwara Chika rested her chin on her right hand and muttered to herself, "A hundred-man kill...that sounds a bit..."

Eyes facing each other.

Amamiya Natsuki and Fujiwara Chika tacitly looked away.

They're all seasoned veterans.

“Defeat a hundred people.” Kaguya Shinomiya frowned slightly, deep in thought. “It would be much simpler if we could bribe our opponents.”

As the eldest daughter of the Shinomiya family, it is not shameful at all to rely on real-world power.

Without the rules against cheating, it's possible to achieve a hundred kills, or even a thousand kills, in a single day.

"Ah, I've got it!" Fujiwara Chika's eyes lit up, and she quickly raised her right hand, saying crisply, "How about rock-paper-scissors?"

"Playing rock-paper-scissors is simple and convenient; you can complete the task in no time."

“That doesn’t sound very promising.” Natsuki Amamiya shook her head. “We can try it out first and see if the conditions are met.”

"Let's duel, Kaguya-chan!"