Douluo Continent: Starting by nuking Shrek Academy

The thousand-year-old phoenix-tailed crested snake kept staring at Yuan Lang.

The moment he turned around and grabbed Meng Yiran, he immediately opened his blood-red maw and bit down hard on the two of them.

Even though Yuan Lang turned his head, the quantum computer never stopped its simulations.

I knew in advance that it would launch a sneak attack.

Without hesitation, he immediately pushed Meng Yiran away.

He then added, "Get ready to pull me."

"Click~"

The thousand-year-old phoenix-tailed crested snake bit down directly between the two of them.

"???"

Meng Yiran was pushed backward and staggered, completely confused by Yuan Lang's words.

I don't understand what Yuan Lang meant by that.

He clearly pushed her away, yet he reminded her to pull him back?

If we really bring him over, wouldn't he just end up in the mouth of the crested snake?

Before Meng Yiran could even figure out what Yuan Lang meant by his words.

When the thousand-year-old phoenix-tailed crested snake missed its bite, it immediately turned its head and swung it toward Yuan Lang.

He wanted to smash Yuan Lang away with his head.

Unfortunately, Yuan Lang had foreseen the future and dodged it by leaning back in advance.

"Shu~"

The thousand-year-old phoenix-tailed crested snake missed its target with a flick of its head, and then its wing slammed down hard on Yuan Lang.

"It's now."

However, Yuan Lang seemed to have known all along that it would use a combo attack.

So when he pushed Meng Yiran away, he kept holding onto Meng Yiran's small hand with his other hand.

Faced with this crisis, he squeezed Meng Yiran's small hand tightly and shouted a warning.

Meng Yiran felt the sudden increase in force in Yuan Lang's hand, and seeing the flapping wings, she finally understood what Yuan Lang meant when he said he was going to pull her up.

Without hesitation, he immediately pulled hard.

Yuan Lang's body suddenly flew towards her.

They narrowly escaped the attack of the snake's wings.

"boom

~ "

The giant snake wing smashed a deep trench in the ground, but it couldn't harm Yuan Lang.

The thousand-year-old Phoenix-tailed Crested Serpent has entered a berserk state, and its attacks are even more ferocious.

It launched a frenzied attack on the two of them, biting, slapping, and tail-swinging attacks, and finally even used a death roll to twist its body.

However, no matter how fast or fierce its attacks were, they were useless.

Yuan Lang seemed to have seen through all its attack methods, timing, and attack direction.

Avoid it in advance.

Then a strange scene appeared.

The attack speed of that thousand-year-old phoenix-tailed crested serpent was clearly several times faster than Yuan Lang's.

Strangely, no matter how fierce or fast his attacks were, he couldn't hit the leisurely Yuan Lang.

It's as if it's deliberately letting things slide.

Yuan Lang, with Meng Yiran in tow, would push her away, pull her back, and then hug and spin her around, like a pair of celestial lovers dancing rhythmically.

"What...what's going on?"

"That thousand-year-old phoenix-tailed crested serpent is so much faster than Yuan Lang, so why can't it touch him?"

Are they dancing?

"Could it be that the thousand-year-old phoenix-tailed crested snake has a penchant for watching people dance, and is therefore deliberately cooperating?"

"No, no."

"Judging from the expression of that thousand-year-old phoenix-tailed crested serpent, it was clearly in a state of rage and could not possibly be appreciating the dance."

"My God!"

"What exactly happened? What did Yuan Lang do?"

Snake Granny Chaotianxiang, who wanted to help, watched everything that was happening in the arena.

His old eyes were practically bulging out of their sockets.

As one of the most famous dragons and snakes in the world.

Snake Granny Chaotianxiang has traveled all over the country and seen all kinds of battles.

However, what she encountered today was definitely the strangest thing she had ever seen in her life.

Faced with the fierce attack of the thousand-year-old crested serpent.

Yuan Lang was actually dancing with Meng Yiran.

Dancing to dodge attacks—could there be anything more outrageous?

If it weren't for the thousand-year-old phoenix-tailed crested snake's furious appearance, she would have even thought that the thousand-year-old phoenix-tailed crested snake was a lewd python that liked to watch people dance.

Seeing people dance makes me unable to control myself; my aim goes out of control, and I can't help but get excited.

Let's not even talk about that snake woman.

Even Meng Yiran herself didn't know what she was doing.

The thousand-year-old phoenix-tailed crested serpent's attacks were all deadly and extremely ruthless.

Logically speaking, she and Yuan Lang should have been killed in a single encounter.

However, Yuan Lang simply pulled her to do some strange movements, and then one crisis after another inexplicably passed.

She could no longer tell whether she was dodging the attack of the thousand-year-old phoenix-tailed crested serpent or dancing with Yuan Lang.

From initial resistance to confusion, she finally stopped resisting and began to "dance gracefully" to Yuan Lang's rhythm.

"Huhuhu~"

Although the attacks of the Thousand-Year Phoenix-Tailed Crested Serpent are fierce, they lack staying power.

Such a high-speed, continuous attack was too much for even a thousand-year-old Phoenix Tail Crested Serpent with its crest activated.

It stopped quickly, flicking its tongue and panting heavily.

Looking at Yuan Lang was as if he were a monster.

Its enormous brain simply couldn't fathom how this human had managed to evade its attacks.

Its attacks were incredibly precise, yet it just couldn't hit Yuan Lang.

Sometimes, it even uses its intelligence.

They made some feigned movements to confuse Yuan Lang.

But no matter what it did, Yuan Lang seemed to be able to see through its thoughts and never fell for it.

It's absolutely bizarre.

Of course.

Yuan Lang wasn't much better off.

After all, the difference in levels is undeniable.

Although he can foresee the future, the continuous high-intensity dodging has already pushed him to his physical limits.

Fortunately, the thousand-year-old phoenix-tailed crested snake was first beaten up by the snake-woman Chaotianxiang and was injured before attacking him.

It cannot last long.

Otherwise, if the thousand-year-old phoenix-tailed crested serpent continued to attack, he probably wouldn't even have the strength to dodge.

"Strange, I've been dragging this out for so long, why hasn't the Snake Woman arrived yet?"

Yuan Lang was panting heavily, filled with doubt.

Turn around.

But he saw that Snake Granny Chaotianxiang had arrived long ago and was staring blankly at him with wide eyes.

I'm speechless.

He panted heavily and reminded her, "What are you looking at me for? Help me out!"

Chapter 67 Snake Granny's Invitation

"Ah! Yes, yes, yes."

Snake Granny Chaotianxiang only realized what was going on after Yuan Lang reminded her.

Holding the snake staff, he charged directly at the thousand-year-old phoenix-tailed crested serpent.

Upon seeing this, the thousand-year-old phoenix-tailed crested snake realized the danger, turned its body, and prepared to flee for its life.

However, having just unleashed its comb power, it couldn't pick up any speed and was quickly caught by Snake Granny Chaotianxiang.

"Bang~"

After a fierce struggle, as expected, he was beaten half to death by Snake Granny Chaotianxiang and slammed heavily to the ground, losing his ability to resist.

"Whoo~"

"That beast can really run fast. Luckily you used up the energy in its comb, otherwise it might have gotten away."