ate.

What did you eat?

Just thinking about it in my head is enough to make me dig out a giant abyss of rock with my toes. It's just too embarrassing. Su Ming isn't some fearless social butterfly.

But the most important thing right now is to get the first weapon that a normal person can use. At such an exciting moment, we can't leave out a song called "Good Luck"!

Columbia turned around and saw Su Ming, whose face was full of excitement. Her hands paused slightly. She was just going to get a weapon, so nothing unexpected should happen... right?

"Bang."

The heavy iron doors slowly opened to both sides, and Columbia fumbled for the switch on the side. The next moment, a dazzling white light illuminated the entire armory.

The armory, viewed from the inside, resembles a huge, well-organized warehouse, filled with various types of weapons and armor.

Su Ming was dumbfounded. This was far too big. Even if he closed his eyes, he couldn't pick them all out.

Columbia noticed Su Ming's hesitation and said softly, "Just choose the one that suits you. There's no need to feel guilty."

Well... anyway, Mora's money comes from the national treasury, so she really shouldn't feel guilty, since she can get reimbursed.

Thank you, Mayor of Puccinila.

Columbia thought to herself that Su Ming didn't seem like the type to cause trouble, and that was just the worst-case scenario.

Su Ming indeed wouldn't cause any trouble, because the system interface suddenly appeared in front of him.

[Wish interface unlocked]

[You can choose to continue to the armory to select weapons, or experience a free single-pull gacha pull.]

Su Ming: "..."

What is this system so obsessed with that it doesn't want him to get normal weapons?

What benefits would it bring to the system to turn a Winter Solstice Executive into a comedic character?

It's just a fried dough stick, isn't it? It doesn't contain a single trace of resin! Even a dog wouldn't want it!

But who can resist a free single draw?

No one can resist a free single pull! A single pull is a steal of 160 Primogems, which is practically enough to bankrupt miHoYo!

Su Ming took a deep breath and opened the system's prayer interface.

The person in the center of the scene was none other than Zhongli, holding the Black Cherry Spear, along with a pile of glittering golden relics.

[Dear Hermit, the "Official Cheat" event is now open! The drop rate for "Fatherly Reassurance - Zhongli (Rock)" is increased!]

Su Ming was silent for a few seconds. Was this prayer a little inappropriate? Was the Zhongli mentioned on it the same Zhongli Grandpa from Liyue Street?

The single-draw button on the wish interface had now turned into a glittering golden "Free Draw" button. Adhering to the belief that single draws can bring miracles, Su Ming took a deep breath and pressed it directly.

As streaks of blue shooting stars streaked across the sky, a dazzling golden light emerged!

Su Ming's heart stopped beating for a moment. Could this... could this really be done?! It was truly a miracle from a single pull!

Does this mean we can get Zhongli's power right from the start?

With a "snap," accompanied by the fall of a golden meteor, a square-shaped object appeared before Su Ming's eyes.

Su Ming was silent for a few seconds. This thing definitely wasn't Zhong Li's character art, so what the hell had he pulled out?

Item Name: Songstress of the Collapsed World

Category: Weapons/Magic Items

Quality: Gold

Base attack power: 0

Current equipment song (1/10): Honkai Impact 3rd "Graduation Trip" animated short film theme song Da Capo

Active Skill [You Are the Songstress]: Play a song and gain different buffs.

Passive Skill [Encounter in Another World, Enjoy Music]: Play songs to gain emotion points. Every 100 emotion points can be used to draw a brand new song.

Note: This magical player, formed from crystallized memories, can perfectly replicate music from memories.

Note 2: "You are the beauty of the world, forever shining."

Su Ming's feelings were somewhat complicated. You could say this thing is useless, it's a golden weapon, but you could also say it's useful, it's not a weapon at all!

It's outrageous how the system could so shamelessly categorize this thing as a magical artifact!

"Su Ming?"

"Are you listening to me?"

Su Ming suddenly came to his senses and realized that he had left the training ground at some point. The sky was completely covered by night, revealing a sky full of stars.

"Sorry, I got distracted."

A thoughtful look flashed in Su Ming's eyes. Could this be the price of the free single draw, allowing him to skip the time to claim the weapon?

“You can have Sandone take care of your weapon; she’s very good at it, but it’s a bit difficult to get her help,” Columbia said, pointing to the longsword at Su Ming’s waist.

Su Ming was slightly taken aback, only then realizing that he had already chosen a weapon.

This is a pure windfall, isn't it? Aha, he's found a weakness in the stupid system!

Not only did I get a gold item in a single pull, but I also got a weapon for free! What a win!

"I just didn't expect you to give up those divine weapons and choose a very ordinary longsword instead," Columbia's eyes were filled with admiration. Not everyone can have such a mindset.

Perhaps the young master is right. Su Ming is a true martial arts enthusiast. Weapons are not important; the desire to constantly become stronger is what matters most.

Colombian didn't hear Su Ming's reply for a long time. When she turned around, she found that Su Ming had already strode towards the training ground.

"???"

Chapter 011 Donya

pain!

It hurts so much!

Win, win, win, until you lose everything in the end!

Damn system, it's forcing me to be a virtuous gentleman! I'm going to get this divine weapon today!

Su Mingren was dumbfounded. He pulled out a music player instead of a proper weapon. Who knew the Fatui's arsenal was full of divine artifacts?

Su Ming was so angry that he wanted to bang his head against the wall. His heart felt like it was bleeding. Damn system, how could it torture him like this?

"How are you...?"

Columbia blinked, wondering why Su Ming was reacting so strongly all of a sudden. "It's getting late, we should head to the Hearth House."

"I'm fine, I'm fine."

Su Ming gave a stiff smile. In order to maintain his image in front of Miss Columbia, he didn't need this divine weapon. Besides, he didn't believe that the Fools would just casually throw a five-star weapon in the warehouse. At most, it was a four-star weapon.

He, Su Ming, doesn't care at all!

Su Ming tried his best to comfort himself, which made him feel a little better. This was all self-deception. As long as he looked down on divine weapons, he would not suffer any loss.

Columbia looked at Su Ming's sorrowful expression and had many questions in her mind, but considering that Su Ming had done even more outrageous things before, it didn't seem so strange now.

She was already used to Su Ming's sudden antics; perhaps this was the self-cultivation of a recluse, and it was best not to delve too deeply into it.

Each of the Fools' Enforcers has a unique personality and quirks, so it's quite normal that Su Ming only occasionally acts out.

Columbia felt that her tolerance for pranks had increased significantly, but Su Ming raised it up considerably in less than half a day.

Maybe in a few days she'll be able to see the previous panty incident as normal, well... that's definitely not okay.

A faint blush appeared on Columbia's pretty face, but it quickly faded in the winter heat. The lingering glow of dusk gradually disappeared, and night began to envelop the snow country.

The streetlights on both sides of the road shone with a warm glow. Su Ming pulled his coat collar up a little higher. Winter was really cold. The chill was even harder to bear after nightfall. It was hard to imagine how people in the past could have built such a magnificent city in such harsh conditions.

"Are you cold?" Columbia had long since adapted to the winter weather. Her eyelashes trembled slightly, and there was an ambiguous meaning in her eyes as she looked at Su Ming.

"Fortunately."

Su Ming was always stubborn, but in reality, all he wanted to do now was go back to his warm little nest and laze around. Wouldn't it be nice to lie on a recliner and warm himself by the fire?

If it smells even better... well, maybe Columbia could sing barefoot on the side?

Su Ming quickly interrupted this unrealistic fantasy. It was all Sandoni's fault. He rarely paid attention to his feet, but now he kept thinking about them all the time.

Suddenly, a warm feeling came over him, and a heavy scarf was draped over Su Ming's shoulders. He looked up and met Columbia's bright, jewel-like eyes in the night.

"The scarf is for you," Columbia said, walking slowly ahead with her hands behind her back, leaving footprints of varying depths in the snow.

Su Ming subconsciously lifted the scarf with his right hand and smelled a fresh fragrance, as clean and beautiful as the morning after the first snow in early winter.

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Hermit: Data/Audio

About [Girls] Gifts

"Perhaps it can't be considered a gift, maybe it's just a colleague's concern? But it is indeed heartwarming. Closing my eyes, I can almost see the first snow of winter, clean and white."

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The road leading to the fireplace house is brightly lit, perhaps because there are extra streetlights here in case the children can't find their way home.

"So the House of Hearths is an orphanage run by the 'servants'?" Su Ming walked beside Columbia, a heavy white scarf with red accents hanging around his neck.

Columbia turned her gaze to Su Ming, first examining the scarf and finding it surprisingly suitable, before replying, "Yes, Arecino will personally take charge here."

"Just an orphanage?"

Su Ming raised an eyebrow, looking at the warm light emanating from the fireplace house in the distance, where many homeless orphans found their home in the cold winter.

Columbia exhaled a soft breath of cold air. "They will also train orphans to become soldiers of the Fools," she said calmly, her gaze fixed on the stars in the night sky.

"I see," Su Ming said, not surprised at all. Seeing that Columbia didn't seem inclined to continue, he didn't press her for more details.

The courtyard of the fireplace house was surrounded by an engraved iron fence. Columbia stopped in front of the closed iron gate, gently shook the snow off the soles of her shoes, and pressed the doorbell button with her fair index finger.

A pleasant bell rang out, carrying through the air.

"Sister Columbia?"

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