Sandonne shouted domineeringly, then turned and hid in the carriage, quickly leaving the scene behind a completely bewildered Keqing.
"ha…?"
Ke Qing blinked, wondering if she had misheard, but as an executive officer, there was no need for him to lie to her.
Is it really possible for such a bizarre and outrageous declaration to exist?
Kemaimao fell into deep thought. Indeed, Teyvat was vast, and her knowledge was still too limited.
Regardless, I should first discuss the specifics with Ningguang.
Sandonne grinned happily inside the carriage. Who told Su Ming to use her name to swindle people everywhere? Now it's even.
Those guys in Liyue definitely won't take it seriously; she herself wouldn't believe something so outrageous.
Besides, what kind of influence could a cat-haired girl who just happened to be passing by have?
Even if she went to Liyue Qixing to tell them, they would just treat it as a joke and wouldn't take it seriously at all.
Sandonie hummed a little tune as he drove his carriage toward Mondstadt. It was just a small prank; what kind of reaction could it possibly have?
The people of Liyue can't be that idle, can they? Isn't their god some kind of God of Contracts? A god with that name would definitely urge his people not to slack off.
No one would take something this absurd seriously.
At this moment, Xiao Sang was completely unaware of the seriousness of the situation.
Little did they know that this would trigger an even more extraordinary event in the future.
Ah—Autumn!!!
Su Ming made a loud noise, rubbing his nose in confusion, "Why do I keep sneezing since I came to Mondstadt?"
Lily of the Valley removed the white silk headband from her hair, tossed her long, smooth hair, and replied with a smile, "It's time for those who had their white silk headbands stolen to be cursing you."
"Huh? I have a license, so why are you scolding me?"
Su Ming was shocked. His procedures were reasonable and legitimate, and had been approved by the Knights Commander. It was all in accordance with reason and law. How could he hold a grudge against him?
This is all for the sustainable development of the white silk industry in Mondstadt. Think about it carefully: if we don't take away the white silk, people will stop buying it, and the technology for white silk will stagnate.
what is this?
This is creating demand!
Only when there is demand will technology advance, and only then will the manufacturing process of white silk improve!
So this is a really good thing, Mondstadt should give him an award.
This kind of good fortune is something even Winterfell can't match; it's all because of Wendy.
Clearly, Su Ming was completely unaware that he had done anything wrong, just as he didn't think he was a pervert at all.
I'm just a porter of white stockings, Sumen!
Lily of the Valley then took out the spoils of the confiscated white stockings, a total of twelve stockings, each with a different style, length, and scent, including Ying's long boots.
"It's really stress-relieving!"
Linglan nodded. Anyway, as long as she wore white stockings, no one would recognize her.
Letting go of your inhibitions means having nothing to fear; the main theme is liberating your true nature.
Chapter 073 Trial, Rua!
I.
The Night Hero of Mondstadt.
An ordinary five-star good citizen who just passes through the ordinary streets.
They are secretly working every day to ensure the safety of Mondstadt.
Former Knights of the Order Diluc, now the Master of Dawn Winery, a hero of the night, and a righteous man in the eyes of emergency food vendors.
Before dawn arrives, someone always has to light up the darkness a little.
Tonight's target is the white-stockinged perverts who have recently appeared in Mondstadt. According to witnesses, there are two perverts, one female and one male.
The common tactic is for female prisoners to strike first (their appearance is obscured by stockings, so their detailed appearance cannot be confirmed. They are about 1.5 meters tall, have a clear and melodious voice, like to wear white stockings with winter-themed patterns on the sides, their hair color is suspected to be gray, they like to eat honey-glazed carrots and fried meat, love strawberry icons, and their accent does not sound like that of a Mondstadt person).
If the target resists, a male prisoner (male, purely perverted) will appear and use violence to forcibly plunder the stockings.
Its heinous nature, cruel methods, and wide-ranging impact are enough to make it a Mondstadt case of the year!
Now is the time for the heroes of the night to strike!
Diluc reconfirmed the intelligence gathered on the network over the past few days, sheathed Wolf's End, and once everything was ready, he pushed open the door and set off to deal with those two white-stockinged perverts.
Having lived in Mondstadt for so many years, this was the first time Diluc had encountered such an outrageous event. How outrageous was it? It was absolutely outrageous. How influencing? Well, no woman in Mondstadt dared to wear white stockings out in public these days.
If he doesn't take action, the entire city of Mondstadt will likely remain under the constant shadow of the White Silk Pervert, which goes against the principles of a free city-state.
Regardless, the white stocking pervert must be dealt with!
No matter when or where, the Night Elf heroes will answer the expectations of the citizens of Mondstadt!
Diluc pushed open the door, his eyes resolute. Tonight, he would surely deal with the rampant white-stockinged pervert.
...
...
"It's delicious!"
Lily of the Valley forked a piece of juicy fried meat, put it in her mouth with satisfaction, and chewed it, her beautiful eyes instantly sparkling.
The food in Mondstadt is really delicious, with a much wider variety than in Winter Solstice, and most importantly, there are so many sweets! It's simply heaven!
"cut."
"It doesn't taste as good as my cooking."
Su Ming clicked his tongue twice. If it weren't for Linglan pleading for him with white silk, he would have cooked a meal himself tonight to reward the little nun.
However, it's nice to eat out. Su Ming doesn't want to torture himself when he has nothing to do. Although his condition is very good, he still occasionally wants to eat normal food.
Lily of the Valley gave a "Huh~" look. Could this person really think their cooking is that good?
She would rather eat frozen potatoes than eat the dishes Su Ming made; it wasn't that they were delicious, but rather that they were completely inedible.
It's not that lily of the valley is being pretentious, but anyone would find it unpalatable.
"Speaking of our mission..." Linglan looked around nervously, and only after confirming that no one was around did she whisper, "It hasn't even started yet, has it?"
These past few days have been all about buying white stockings. Surely this isn't what they call advance preparation?
All I can say is that Su Mingxin is incredibly ambitious, braving the pressure from the Winter Queen while indulging in eating, drinking, having fun, and snatching white silk in Mondstadt.
Who understands the joy of having the largest bill and doing absolutely no work?
"It's part of the plan."
Su Ming ate his rice in big mouthfuls and said with a smile, "Rosalyn hasn't even gotten on the bus yet, so there's no point in us rushing to make progress here."
"I'm only the twelfth seat, how dare I try to take the job of the eighth seat, don't you think?"
What if they make things difficult for me later?
Su Ming spread his hands, indicating that it wasn't that he didn't want to work, but if he finished everything, what would be left for Ms. Rosalyn?
We can't let them come all this way for nothing, can we? They think they can just leave without giving Wendy a punch?
"cut."
Linglan pouted. She asked, "What do I do if my executive officer is so engrossed in slacking off and has absolutely no interest in doing tasks? I need an answer urgently!"
It doesn't matter, she'll do it.
Miss Linglan's bottom line has changed from the very beginning: she must always keep a notebook to record the preparations to be made, summarize the information obtained that day before going to bed, and provide logistical support for the Hermit's actions.
Now it's become: constantly recording the Mondstadt specialties I'm going to eat in my notebook tomorrow, having a light snack before bed every night, and giving the Hermit a good kick (white stockings enchanted version).
People's bottom line can change; the key is flexibility.
Linglan believes that she learned this from Su Ming. Although she can't surpass her master, the little nun has indeed been slacking off more and more lately.
I used to rest at 11 pm and get up at 6 am every day at church, but now I stay up all night reading light novels and go to bed at 3 am. In the morning, I can't be woken up unless Su Ming calls me.
Sometimes Su Ming had the illusion that he was raising pigs. The only difference was that Miss Linglan was very cute. Even though all she did every day was eat, drink, sleep, and fight for white stockings, she still didn't gain much weight. Instead, her pretty face became healthier and rosier.
He'd never heard of being a pervert having this effect!
Why is it that only Lily of the Valley has changed so significantly? Is it because the little nun never truly let go of her true nature?
Are there really people who are inherently abnormal?
No way, there's no way you could be such a cute pervert.
Su Ming continued to gnaw on the steak on his plate, enjoying the food while reflecting on whether there had been any subtle deviations in his education of Miss Linglan.
The ideal style of a waiter should be like this:
"My lord, you've had a long day, come and rest~ Shall we eat first, or take a bath, or perhaps enjoy me~~~"
In reality, the waiter's style is like this:
"Get out of here! Give me the bed!"
"What, isn't stepping on my face with white stockings enough? Master Hermit, being too greedy isn't good~"
"Are you thinking... of making me step on that spot?"
Su Ming quickly dismissed this delusion. How could the adorable little lily of the valley turn into that? He must be overthinking it.
He's already so twisted, why would he worry that Linglan is even more twisted than him?
Impossible, absolutely impossible, utterly impossible!
Linglan blinked, feeling that Su Ming's gaze was becoming increasingly strange. Had he finally discovered her beauty?
"Shouldn't we go back now?"
Linglan turned her head to look at the increasingly dwindling streets. It must be around ten o'clock, and the only ones having a late-night snack were the two of them.
"Go back and touch the white silk."
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