I don't want to be an elf!

I Don't Want to Be an Elf! (Author: No Car, No House, No Wife)

Summary:

"Stop, Azu, the area outside is full of Tokisaki Kurumi."

In the world of Bungo Stray Dogs, in order to prevent the destruction of Yokohama, the supernatural beings put aside their grudges and decide to join forces to defeat the nightmare of Yokohama.

"It sounds so good! It's heavenly! Shall we sing it together? Let's become school idols together!"

In the world of the battle city, the world-famous songstress Sylvia, with shining eyes, grabbed Miku Izayoi's hand and extended an invitation to stand at the pinnacle of idol status.

"There is a traitor among us."

In the world of No Game No Life, Jibril is seriously discussing the identity of a traitor with the other Winged Ones, completely unaware that Origami Tobiichi is expressionlessly straightening her angel halo beside her.

"I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROCHING!"

In the world of Chainsaw Man, the Yamai sisters, who have finally become one, Kazemai Yamai reveals the true power of the storm to all the demons.

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PS: This is a role-playing story. The character's personality (hundred or single) will be determined by the personality of the elf they are playing. Since you've already clicked in, why not take a look at the main text?

Chapter One: The Story of How I Signed an Unfair Contract and Was Forced to Play the Elf Girl

Although Ye's goal was to become an actor, he never expected his first job to be so outrageous.

Looking at the stunningly beautiful girl in the mirror, Ye was speechless for a moment.

Her jet-black, lustrous hair was styled into two low ponytails that fell across her chest, adding a touch of maturity to her elegant and charming demeanor. Her burgundy right eye seemed to possess a captivating power, drawing the heart and soul. Her bangs, hanging down, covered her left eye, making her appear even more mysterious.

She was wearing an ordinary school uniform, looking like a high school student from the neighborhood, but even the most ordinary uniform accentuated her curvaceous figure. Black stockings covered her slightly fleshy legs, every curve of which was perfect.

This girl was someone he knew well, and she even held a record for a year on his list of wives he changed on average every three months.

Kurumi Tokisaki is one of the spirits from Date A Live.

"What is going on?" Ye covered her face, unable to accept reality. "Why did I turn into Tokisaki Kurumi?"

Although he asked the question in a self-deprecating manner, he did have a clue as to the reason.

Ye, who had just graduated from university and was working hard to find a job, suddenly received a job offer email asking him to play a role in a dating show.

Although he didn't know why it was a Date A Live character, he didn't think too much about it. He figured it was probably some kind of fan-made fan art or something, and he didn't suspect anything.

Ye thought he did have the air of a male protagonist from a light novel, so playing Itsuka Shido wouldn't be a problem for him, and he clicked the "agree" button.

Then, suddenly, he found himself here.

Not only did the location change, but his entire personality underwent a gender transformation.

She transformed from Ye into Tokisaki Kurumi.

"Good grief, even though Tokisaki Kurumi is a character from Date A Live, I'm a guy. Most people would probably think I'm going to play Itsuka Shido, right?"

Just as Ye Yangtian sighed, an artificial voice of indistinguishable gender rang in his mind.

[It's a pleasure to have you accept this role-playing task. System ID G7, at your service.]

"Is it because I read a lot of infinite novels in the past few years? I'm not surprised at all..." Ye rubbed his temples and asked with a headache, "Anyway, let me explain the situation first."

[Because the host has accepted the role-playing mission, from now on you will need to play as one of the ten spirits in Date A Live. The spirits you need to play in each world are different.]

The spirit you will be playing will be randomly selected; you cannot choose which spirit you will play. The same applies to each world you travel to.

Upon arriving in a different world, the host will be given main quests, side quests, and random quests.

Main quests are mandatory tasks; failure to complete them will result in punishment. Side quests are tasks that must be completed to the best of your ability; whether to complete them is up to the host. Random quests will appear during the host's role-playing process; whether to complete them is also up to the host.

Once all main quests are completed, the host's performance level will be evaluated, and the amount of the reward will depend on the quality of the performance and the number of quests completed.

Once the ten elf girls have been portrayed one by one, the host's mission will be fully accomplished, and they will return to their original world.

As payment for the job, the host will randomly receive one ability from each of the elf girls.

"Ohhhhhh! Let's get this party started!"

Ye, who was initially somewhat uninterested, became incredibly excited upon hearing that he could return to his world after work and even gain access to any of the elf girls' skills.

That's the power of the elf girls!

Even if he only gets one, he'll be able to make a name for himself after his return!

Although he didn't know where the system came from or whether its words were credible, Ye still chose to believe it.

Just kidding. They've already transferred him to another world and turned him into Kurumi Tokisaki. The system has that kind of power, so why would they lie to people?

Just send a letter and that's it.

Anyway, Ye had nothing to do. He never thought it would be so hard to find a job after graduating from university, but now that a job had come knocking on his door with a reward that no normal person could refuse, he was even less likely to refuse.

Although playing a female role for the first time might cause some psychological barriers, as long as the rewards are sufficient, a little bit of shame won't be a problem.

"It's just playing an elf girl! I'll show you!" Ye grinned. "Although it's a dark history, I used to spend a lot of time studying the Date A Live setting and the elf girls' character designs in order to write Date A Live fanfiction. I never thought I'd have the chance to use that information now."

Date A Live was the anime that got Yoh into anime, so it has a unique significance for him; otherwise, he wouldn't have specifically collected information to write fanfiction.

He could swear on his chest that no one in the world understood elven girls better than him... well, probably.

Writing fanfiction was a long time ago. Although I vaguely remember the general personality, habits, hobbies, and quirks of each elf girl, many memories have become blurred.

The first character he needs to play is Kurumi Tokisaki, which is good news for Ye.

Compared to the other elf girls, he was most impressed by Tokisaki Kurumi.

After all, I've been her wife for a whole year, so I naturally know her better.

Moreover, among the ten fairy girls, Tokisaki Kurumi is one of the easier characters to play, and there is not much psychological pressure to overcome.

She doesn't need to play a cute loli like Yoshino Himegawa, nor does she need to play a withdrawn girl like Rokuro Hoshimiya who has given up thinking in space, nor does she need to play a seemingly aloof but actually clueless girl like Tohka Yatogami...

For newcomers, Tokisaki Kurumi is not an unsatisfactory choice.

[Personal Information Update]

[Current Role: Kurumi Tokisaki]

[Current World: Bungo Stray Dogs]

[World intelligence processing in progress...]

[Main Quest Released]

Main Quest: Become Yokohama's most feared nightmare.

[Side Quest Released]

Side Quest 1: Join one of the following: Armed Detective Agency/Port Mafia/Special Abilities Agency (Joining multiple organizations will increase your final score)

Side Quest 2: Defeat Guild members (Defeat multiple members and the boss to increase your final score)

Side Quest 3: Conceal the identity of the visitor from another world (If the identity is not exposed, or not fully exposed, the final score will be increased)

Seeing the light screen displayed in front of him, and the task written on it, Ye took a deep breath.

For Ye, these were all impossible tasks.

However, for Tokisaki Kurumi, completing these tasks was not difficult.

For your first performance, you must give it your best.

"From this moment on, I am no longer Ye."

The girl slowly exhaled the stale air from her chest and entered the role-playing state.

"I am Tokisaki Kurumi, the real Tokisaki Kurumi."

Chapter Two: Arrival in Yokohama

Yokohama at night is a vibrant and bustling city.

Beneath the pitch-black night sky lies a city shimmering with gold, where all sorts of people stroll through the night metropolis, enjoying a kind of indulgence different from the hustle and bustle of the daytime.

Exhausted after a long day, office workers walk in twos and threes, leaving one bar for the next. Provocatively dressed women stand in front of neon-lit shops, soliciting customers. From afar, you can smell the pungent odor of perfume mixed with cigarette smoke on their bodies. Street thugs with dyed hair and tattoos, clutching the ill-gotten gains they made that morning, step into the pleasure houses where they partake every night.

Unlike most of the city, which falls into darkness early in the night, this particular neighborhood still shines with a unique brilliance.

The red-light district, casinos, nightclubs, bars—all the places where people indulge in unrestrained entertainment are concentrated here.

If someone were to look down from high above, they would see that they form a circle, like a halo.

In the center of the halo are five towering spires, as black as night, reaching into the clouds.

This is the headquarters of the Port Mafia, the king who rules the dark side of Yokohama.

Located in the very heart of Yokohama, the five black spires standing here symbolize the five powerful executives of the Port Mafia who rule Yokohama.

Each one belongs to one of the Port Mafia's executives.

Standing atop the towers, one can overlook any area of ​​the city, and no matter where you are in Yokohama, you can see these five iconic skyscrapers at a glance.

It seemed to be declaring sovereignty to everyone in the city, attracting everyone's attention.

Despite being a criminal gang, they acted more arrogantly than anyone else, seemingly completely disregarding the government's stance.

In fact, they really don't care.

Yokohama is a unique city. Unlike other cities, Yokohama adopts a management system called the "Three-Tiered Concept".

The term "三刻" means "daytime", "nighttime", and "dusk".

The Special Ability Agency, known as "Daytime," is the official supernatural ability agency of the country. It exercises supreme official power, manages all supernatural beings in the country, protects the citizens from dangers caused by supernatural events, and maintains national order.

The Port Mafia rules the Night, their shadows looming over the city, instilling fear in its citizens. Yet, they also deter other criminal forces, causing lurking predators to sheathe their fangs and claws, maintaining a secluded peace.

The Armed Detective Agency controls "Twilight," acting as arbitrators and assistants between day and night, handling matters that the authorities cannot intervene in, and helping both sides better protect the peace of the city.

In this world where abilities called superpowers exist, every country has special methods and measures to deal with superpowered individuals. This is necessary to maintain the safety of the country and its people, and the Three-Tier Concept is the most suitable one for Yokohama among countless special measures.

In this city, all three are indispensable.

That is precisely why the Port Mafia so brazenly flaunts its existence.