In the dim light, you could see that Kurara was still squinting.

After a long while, I secretly took another peek.

He was still squinting.

Wow, she's really holding back. Her breathing is so even, yet she's completely lucid—she's trying to bait me!

Lorenwei absolutely refused to fall for it.

I don't believe you can resist sleepiness! Lorenwei and Kurala are arguing.

In the latter half of the night, Lorenwei herself drifted off to sleep...

morning.

"Lazybones! Get up! The sun's already high in the sky!" Meilan yanked the covers off Lorenwei.

Her ahoge (cowlick) stood up instantly in fright. Lorenwei sat up abruptly on the bed, blinked a few times, and then slowly closed her eyes again.

It's a dragon at night, but a worm in the morning.

With each slow breath, the blue tuft of hair on her forehead drooped down, lower and lower, until it formed an almost circular hair tie.

Lorenwei fell asleep while sitting.

If Ethers were there, she would surely exclaim, "No wonder she's Jason's baby, she inherited her father's meditation skills!"

"Hey~! Get up now~!" Meilan practically yelled at Lorenwei.

Lorenwei was so startled that her blue ahoge (antenna-like hair sticks up) twitched up again.

"Meditation for magical practice... Don't, don't disturb me," Lorenwei said slowly and listlessly, her head drooping again.

Kurara, who had just come out of the washroom, quickly grabbed Meilan and said, trying not to laugh, "I bet she was tricked last night and probably didn't go to sleep until very late."

"You were tricked?" Meilan asked, puzzled.

"Anyway, it was just a sparrow that was stealing grain that got scared by the scarecrow. Oh well, let her sleep a little longer." Kurala smiled, glanced at the tiny eyelid drawing paper on the bedside table, and pulled Meilan downstairs.

"Being tricked?" Lorenwei, half asleep and half awake, woke up a little more when she heard this.

She opened her eyes, looked around, and quickly noticed a small drawing paper with eyelids on the bedside table.

Before going to bed last night, Kurara was working on something on her desk on the first floor. So this is it?

Lorenwei examined it for a long time, and seemed to understand something. Looking in the makeup mirror, she tried to stick the drawing paper on her eyelid, then closed the eye on the side that had been stuck on it and looked at it with the other side.

Although the paper pasted on was still rough and simple, at first glance it looked as if it was squinting.

Moreover, her breathing was light when she slept, unlike Meilan's loud snoring. I was actually fooled by the fake eyelids.

Last night, in the dim light, I was completely fooled by Kura! It turns out that every time I opened my eyes, all I saw was Kura sleeping with fake, squinty eyelids on…

I've been tricked... Lorenwei was on the verge of tears.

Women with large breasts are definitely not to be trifled with, just like Bordona; they are narrow-minded.

After breakfast, the four of them went to their classroom.

Surprisingly, when the class started, an elderly man in a blue robe came in with the counselor, You Shihuangsi.

The blue robe was a lawyer's robe, and his rather thin frame suggested that he was a law professor.

"Welcome Mr. Burbo, the supervising teacher in his green robe, who will be auditing our class today," You Shihuangsi introduced to the students.

The students clapped in welcome, but Lorenwei gave a perfunctory clap.

Mr. Burbo removed the hood from his monk's robe, smiled and greeted everyone, and then sat down in a window seat parallel to the podium.

Instead of pulling up a chair, he waved his finger, and green vines sprouted from the ground, allowing him to sit on them.

Archmage rank? Lorenwei made a mental estimate.

This guy looks a lot like Gandalf the White from Lord of the Rings. Could he be a melee fighter? Lorenwei wondered to herself.

However, she didn't care much. Having gotten used to her father's cheapskate status as a great sage, would she really take a mage seriously?

The night before, she had raided Kurara and the other girls' den. Last night, Kurara had tricked her for most of the night. Having not slept well for two nights in a row, she felt drowsy all the while.

"Today, we're having a social safety class. Have you noticed that some people in life get injured or even die suddenly in unexpected events?" Yu Shihuangsi began her lecture, and surprisingly, she called on a student directly, "Meilan, can you tell me about some unexpected situations that have happened to people around you?"

“Ah…” Meilan stood up and answered the teacher’s question abruptly, her face flushed with nervousness. She hesitated for a moment before saying, “When the lord’s son got married, every family in the village received three large pieces of meat. Old Hans at the village entrance was stuffed to death.”

The students burst into laughter.

Kurara's expression was serious, while Sylph sighed softly.

Lorenwei rested her chin on her hand without reacting, a slight smile on her face... she was dozing off.

Yu Shihuangsi naturally noticed that she was dozing off with a proper demeanor, but considering her status, she didn't point it out.

But in my heart I was anxious: Mr. Burbo came here today for you, he won't be so disrespectful, will he?

However, since Bollbo warned against making it explicit, Yu Shihuangsi had no choice but to comply.

"This example is a bit extreme, but it illustrates that there are indeed many dangers in life," Yu Shihuang continued her lecture. She began to cover topics such as how to dodge a speeding carriage, how not to provoke powerful people, safety precautions for sleeping in the forest, and being careful of being drugged when eating in an inn.

"Lorenwei?" Yu Shihuang realized that Lorenwei was really falling asleep, so she quickly called out to her.

"Hmm?" Lorenwei immediately opened her eyes.

Her ability to quickly recover from a dozing state in class is like a computer waking up from sleep mode—something she's had years of experience with. Not only was she adept at sleeping in class in her past life, but even in this life, she could fall asleep right in front of the Aisses couple while listening to their lectures, only to instantly wake up.

Kurara gently lifted the belt around her waist, signaling her to stand up.

Lorenwei stood up lazily.

Her attitude seemed unpleasant, but Mr. Boulbo in the supervisory office had a bright look in his eyes and looked at her with great appreciation.

Noticing that the women around her, including Kula, were ready to help, Yu Shihuang naturally understood and, without pursuing the matter further, asked directly, "Can you name some safety precautions that you can think of that require attention?"

"which aspect?"

"just saying."

Lorenwei laughed, "There are so many! For example, those who report Xunlei resources should be careful of getting struck by lightning on rainy days; those who post pictures but don't leave any seeds should be careful of encountering a muscular guy in a dark room; those who provide several gigabytes of resources via BitTorrent but lock the password and ask for WeChat contact or even charge a fee..."

The students were completely baffled.

Still half asleep, Kurara and Sylph covered their faces; they had noticed Lorenve was asleep long ago.

"Lorenwei is truly knowledgeable! I don't understand what she's saying!" Meilan thought admiringly.

"Haha, Lorenwei, don't be nervous. Please sit down and let's continue the lesson." The snobbish You Shihuangsi naturally wouldn't make things too difficult for Lorenwei and immediately changed the subject.

Lorenwei sat down, then continued to sleep with her face tilted back, chin resting on her hand, and a smile on her face.

Yu Shihuang continued, "If you were in a foreign land and encountered local nobles bullying commoners or even slaves, what would you do?"

Why is the counselor unusually asking so many questions today? Some students wondered.

I asked two classmates, and both answered that it was something that needed to be addressed.

"Kulala, what about you?" Yu Shihuang asked.

Kurara stood up and answered firmly: "Punish the nobleman who bullies you and reason with him. But be careful not to go too far, after all, we are in a foreign land, be careful of retaliation."

The students all nodded in agreement.

Even old Mr. Burbo looked at Kurara with admiration. This young girl is so young, yet she already knows how to be mindful of propriety; very good. It's a pity her breasts are too big; this old man really can't stand the sight…

"Meilan, what about you?"

"Are those nobles ruthless bullies?"

"Hmm...that's pretty serious, I guess."

"Just kill him directly, so he won't harm others."

Yu Shihuang laughed. This child was too fierce. She didn't know if he really meant it or if he was just saying it.

"Aitepa, what do you think?" Yu Shihuang asked her teammate, who loved taking candid photos.

Etpa said, "Take a picture of the magic rubbing and complain to the local lord!"

Mr. Burbo couldn't help but glance at him a few more times. This young man is quite intelligent, but unfortunately, he's a man, not my type.

"Polipponi?" Yu Shihuang asked the chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) big smart girl.

"Teacher, I know you want us to avoid danger, but as messengers of justice, we have an inescapable duty!"

"..." Young people are so passionate. Yu Shihuang didn't know how to respond, so she turned to Lorenwei and said, "Lorenwei, what do you say?"

“Ah…” Lorenwei reluctantly stood up again.

Having learned from past mistakes, Kurala and the other women decided to wait and see how she reacted before deciding whether to help.

Mr. Burbo stared sharply at Lorenwei.

What would she say? Handle it more cautiously? Complain to the lord? Gather more evidence?

Lorenwei seemed to rewind and rewatch the video, reconsidering her teacher's words before she fell asleep. Then, her mind cleared, and she shrugged, saying, "Nobles bullying people is the most common thing in the world. As long as no one dies or any serious harm is done to girls, we don't care."

Everyone looked at her in surprise.

Fearing that Kurara and the others might misunderstand, Lorenwei quickly explained, "Would we be strong enough to teach a noble a lesson on the spot? The local nobles might not have much potential strength, and we might even have trouble protecting ourselves. If we were stronger, would the nobles, having suffered a loss, seek revenge on us? No, they would only bully the civilians or slaves we rescued even more severely in the future."

"So casually intervening in this kind of thing is just being a saint, uh, I can't say that. Anyway, if you go around doing good deeds, you'll probably just be happy to play the hero and leave, feeling great, but the unlucky ones will be the commoners or slaves who can't leave."

"If they took commoners or slaves with them, a righteous hero could probably build a village in a year."

The classroom was quiet, and everyone was still looking at Lorenwei in surprise.

As everyone pondered Lorenve's words, Polyboni, true to his cleverness, was the first to speak up: "What if we rescue a beautiful slave girl? That would be..."

Lorenwei laughed, "There are countless beautiful female slaves who are bullied all over the continent. Only children make choices. Young men want them all; even adults know their bodies can't handle it!"

The classroom immediately erupted in laughter.

Even Mr. Bourb laughed.

"Alright, Lorenwei, please sit down." You Shihuang noticed that whenever Lorenwei spoke or acted, she always did something shocking.

She glanced at Mr. Burbo, who nodded slightly to her.

During the morning safety education session, You Shihuangsi didn't call for Luo Renwei again.

At lunchtime, Lorenwei had no appetite because their attention was focused on the bubble tea shop.

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