Chapter 007 Idiot
Aisser stared intently at the widow of the carpenter's shop, and the ice crystals in the air began to crackle with lightning.
I hope my mom doesn't get involved when she's about to throw a tantrum. Lorenwei thought to herself, "Women can be quite something when they're jealous."
I just saw a strong woman chasing her husband and his mistress down the street and beating them up. Now that the female cardinal has shown her power, the danger level is even higher.
But until the carpenter's shop doors closed and the widow's swaying breasts disappeared from sight, Ethers did not unleash any magic.
Lorenwei looked at Aisser, whose face showed no anger whatsoever, and even the furrowed brows that had been there before had disappeared.
She seemed to observe calmly for a while, then gently patted Lorenwei, picked her up, and left.
That's it? Lorenwei couldn't believe it.
No way? With Cardinal Athena's strength, she could smash a carpenter's shop with a flick of her finger and blast it to pieces with a wave of her arm.
Isn't she angry?
No, Lorenwei clearly sensed that Aisser's pace was much faster.
Her long, beautiful legs had somehow been imbued with a speed-boosting spell, and Aisser was taking a detour home at an incredibly fast pace.
Even after leaving the city, she used flight magic to quickly return home.
Back at the house in the suburbs, Aisser gently placed Lorenve on the bed, removed the Weak Face Ring, and then began to cook.
She has hardly cooked since she became pregnant, and Jason usually prepared the meals.
Today marks the first time since the baby was born that she has ever cooked.
"Wow, Aisser is truly a master," Lorenwei thought to herself.
When faced with this kind of situation, a foolish woman deals with another woman, while a smart woman deals with a man!
She wanted to win back her husband in the gentlest way, didn't she? Lorenwei made this deduction based on her meager experience in relationships.
However, Lorenwei soon discovered that Aisser's cooking methods were a bit fierce.
"Let's bake some bread," Aisser said to herself, and began chanting the intermediate-level spell, Flame Tiger Strike.
The oven melted.
"Make a cold dish of samosa leaves mixed with unicorn rabbit meat jerky." She muttered to herself again, and then used the intermediate-level freezing spell Frostbite's Lament.
The plate cracked from the freeze.
“Chop some three-leaf onions,” she continued calmly, then cast a high-level support spell that increased attack power by 200% on the cleaver.
After easily chopping the cutting board into pieces, Aisser remained unmoved and calmly turned the knife towards the carrot.
Swish—a carrot was chopped in half.
"Not good enough." She seemed dissatisfied and picked up another one.
The incantation for a high-level support spell, which increases weapon proficiency by 200% and adds destructive effects and area-of-effect split damage, has begun.
Kitchen knife: I'm the MVP tonight!
Boom—the second carrot shattered under the gleaming red cleaver.
Aisser nodded vigorously, seemingly satisfied with the knife skills: "Good, this way it's all over. Better a short pain than a long one."
I was wrong. Inferences made without experience are indeed unreliable. Even Lorenwei, watching the spectacle with her head tilted, looked like she was experiencing phantom limb pain…
Of course, if she still had one...
My condolences to you, Jason. Have you ever considered practicing the Sunflower Manual?
The little house was on the verge of collapse under Ethers's rampage.
Fortunately, the small house was protected by advanced magic and had countless crystals embedded in it for cushioning; otherwise, the house might have collapsed.
Dinner, billowing black smoke, was placed on the table.
One of the table's legs was broken and was temporarily replaced by a magical icicle.
A magical notification sounded, indicating someone was approaching, and Jason quickly pushed the door open and came in.
"Uh—" As soon as he came in, he found the house to be a mess, especially the kitchen, which was in a terrible state.
"Darling, you're back?" Aisser greeted her with a big smile.
She had changed into a bright red robe, her blue hair tied into a ponytail flowing behind her head, and her beautiful face, after removing the Weak Face Ring, was fully displayed before the Great Sage.
Lorenwei remembered that when she changed into this robe earlier, she seemed to mutter, "This color won't be noticeable even if it's stained with blood."
Aisser was already a stunning beauty, and now, with her bright and colorful attire, she left Jason somewhat dumbfounded.
He started eating with his wife, somewhat numbly.
His intelligence allows him to intuitively sense that something is amiss.
But something's not right. What's wrong?
That's right, women all value rituals! Jason suddenly realized a possibility: his wife wanted to have a deep and simple conversation with him that night.
"I see! Hahaha!" Jason immediately relaxed again.
He never imagined there would be any danger, and he didn't even notice the several auxiliary attack spells that were newly cast inside the house.
"Dinner wasn't very good," Jason wondered, a hint of disbelief in his voice. Some parts were burnt, some were charred, and there seemed to be some scraps of plate mixed in. "When did Aisser become such a bad cook?"
Never mind, my wife hasn't cooked in a long time and needs time to recover her cooking skills.
The wise sage so cleverly comforted himself.
"Oh dear, this dinner reminds me of the first meal you treated me to back in school." Aisser's eyes suddenly narrowed into crescent moons as she smiled at Jason. "Do you remember?"
Lying on the bed, with her head tilted to the side, Lorenwei, acting as a bystander, noticed the kitchen knife that Aisser had tucked behind her waist.
The red auxiliary magic on the kitchen knife had not completely faded.
This is a life-or-death question, isn't it? Lorenwei prayed silently for Jensen. For the sake of her teammates, she hoped her mom would just cut up the carrot, at least spare his life.
Jason had no idea that he was standing on the edge of a cliff, and casually said, "Yeah, we were very weak back then. We finally managed to defeat the level 5 forest silver wolves, and we roasted wolf meat by the campfire and ate it. The wolf meat was really tough, but I ate it with great relish."
Aisser chuckled: "You still remember?"
She subtly reached one hand behind her waist and dispelled the magical effects on the kitchen knife.
That's it? Wolf meat can save lives? Give me two pounds. Lorenwei, with her experience as a straight man, was unconvinced.
Jason had no idea how dangerous things had just happened, and he ate his breakfast properly.
Then, he started persuading his wife to go to sleep.
While trying to persuade her, he also winked at his wife.
Aisser rolled her eyes at him and went to bed.
"Is he about to clap his hands in love?" Lorenwei wondered to herself. "That's right, this tactic might work to win back a relationship." Oh dear, she'd forgotten to cry and interrupt the couple's next move. "Fine, I forgot. I won't get involved."
But unexpectedly, just as Jason finally managed to crawl into the bed next to Aisser, Lorenwei, still in her swaddling clothes, suddenly felt a soft hand pinch her.
Lorenwei was taken aback.
The hand quickly pinched again.
"Wah—" Lorenwei's baby instincts kicked in, and she burst into tears.
Jason was kicked down by Ethers again.
"Baby, were you my enemy in my past life?" Jason tried to coax her again, his voice filled with sorrow.
For example, a quiet night on a weekday.
Jason got up and left the bed again in the middle of the night.
In her dazed state, Lorenwei felt her blanket being pulled back.
Aisser cast a small light spell and carefully examined the spot where she had pinched the baby. There was no bruising or anything, so she breathed a sigh of relief, pressed her face against the child's cheek, and got out of bed.
She threw on a coat and was about to follow her out of the room when she hesitated, then turned back and picked up Lorenwei. After coaxing her to make sure she was sound asleep, she wrapped her in another small blanket and carefully carried her out the door.
The night breeze was slightly chilly, and Aiss pulled the baby even closer to her chest. Then she noticed that a candle was lit in the woodshed behind the cottage.
One of the bedroom windows, facing the direction of the woodshed, was covered by a large piece of cloth, as if the actors were worried that the candlelight in the small woodshed would disturb the person sleeping inside.
Aisser carefully controlled the magical fluctuations, cast a lightness spell on herself, and then approached the small hut.
She quietly peered through the window of the woodshed.
Inside the woodshed, Jensen was fiddling with a pile of raw wood, clumsily piecing it together. Every now and then he would tap it with a small hammer, sigh in frustration, tilt his head and think for a while, then try to rearrange the wood at hand.
In front of him, something resembling a chair was beginning to take shape.
Aisser observed for a while, but made no further move.
Lorenwei, nestled in Ethers' arms, also stole glances.
Could this guy be...? She vaguely remembered.
At that time, the three had just formed a party. The elven archer and the dwarf warrior had not yet joined the party. While leveling up, they accidentally rescued a few infants that had been abducted by gargoyles...
……
The three were overwhelmed with the temporary care and rescue of the child.
The brave warrior Mu Zhe, clutching the rescued child, was flustered and said, "In my world, there were strollers. Children could sit in strollers, and parents wouldn't have to carry them all the time. If there were strollers now, one child per stroller, perhaps we wouldn't be in such a mess."
Aisser asked curiously, "A baby carriage? Is it pulled by a unicorn?"
"Haha, of course not." Mu Zhe casually explained, "You can put toys in the front of the stroller, there's a handle in the back to push it, and there's a seat in the middle for the child to sit in, but the ring structure protects the child."
"That sounds like a great way to take care of a baby," Jason asked earnestly. "Can we make one?"
"No, I think the industrial level of this world is not high enough, and the metal stamping methods are not perfect. Perhaps, wood can be used."
"Would it be convenient to take care of the baby?" Aisser asked enviously. "I wish we could make one."
No one noticed that Jason glanced at Aisser and, after a moment of silence, seemed to mutter to himself, "We'll definitely be able to build it someday."
Aisser: "Hmm?"
"It's nothing. Hey, Mu Zhe, tell me more about that stroller." Jansen pestered Mu Zhe, taking a moment from his busy schedule to draw a rough outline of the stroller on the ground.
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