Some girls were confused, but others, realizing what was happening, covered their mouths and chuckled secretly...
Chapter 062 It's all because the headmistress is my mom's ex-girlfriend
It must be because the headmistress is my mom's ex-girlfriend that Bordonna tricked me! Lorenwei was on the verge of tears.
Two centimeters, less than half the length of her thumb. She tried extending one of her slender, white fingers to compare, and felt as if her intelligence had been insulted.
No, it should be that my other identity has been insulted.
It's not Meilan's fault; she can't even read all the characters. The problem lies with... the headmaster!
No wonder that old lady laughed so strangely during the crystal call!
Lorenwei's face turned ashen.
The headmistress is my mom's ex-girlfriend, how awful!
The boys all understood, and the girls realized it too.
"Look, how cute! She even tried to show it with her fingers."
"She was completely baffled by this data."
"Yes, yes, this is the most innocent kind of girl. Those who are secretly laughing are so dirty!"
Kurara coughed lightly, her face slightly flushed. Meilan tilted her head and thought for a while, her face also turning red.
"No wonder I haven't seen anyone. Did they suffer a blow?"
"I didn't see it during the physical exam, so you must have secretly asked the teacher to do it."
"I'd be embarrassed too. How am I supposed to date someone like this?"
Many boys were whispering among themselves.
One girl recalled: "Hey, I remember that night we heard on the balcony, wasn't it Kurara saying to Loren..."
"Yes, yes, it means [you came very quickly, I wasn't hurt too much]."
"Hehe, it's so short, it probably really wasn't hurt..."
"Oh, look at you laughing. But speaking of which, that guy really did seem to have a short and quick penis..."
The girls' gossip-loving spirit burned ever brighter.
Lorenvi's face darkened. Kurara's face also turned bright red; this was certainly not the first time she had heard gossip about herself.
"Here are your materials, two copies, take a look." Counselor You Shihuang handed two envelopes to Lorenwei, and then continued to ask other students for feedback.
This time it was the medical report for her female identity. Lorenwei opened it and saw that all the data was filled out correctly, nothing out of the ordinary, except for the section on breast development: [Thymus development: A-. Recommendation: Increase intake of meat and dairy products, and strengthen chest muscles.]
“…” Lorenwei thought to herself, “No matter how much I train, it’s useless; that’s not the problem.”
This item was definitely written by Bordonna out of a bad sense of humor.
As expected, the headmistress is my mom's ex-girlfriend. How annoying!
"Hey, you also got an A, but mine was A+ and yours was A-," Meilan laughed. "Just like I said on the viewing platform, let's work hard together! Waaah—"
Lorenwei tossed aside the medical report and covered her mouth.
A few good-natured chuckles rippled through the crowd.
One of the boys whispered, "I like it flat. If it's Lorenwei, I wouldn't mind even if it's concave!"
The guy next to him retorted, "Pah! You're not saying what you mean. You're always staring at the big boobs."
"But are those with big breasts as beautiful as Lorenwei? At this level of beauty, breast size doesn't matter. I'd even want a guy!"
The classroom of Class 3, Grade 1 was filled with a joyful atmosphere.
Lorenwei really wanted to see Kurara's medical report, but Kurara was clearly embarrassed. After she looked at it herself, she put it back in the envelope.
Lorenwei also noticed that when no one was looking, Kurara quietly and carefully pulled the knight's sword that was originally stuck in the seat next to her, and leaned it a little further away from the window. Then she would occasionally steal glances in the direction of the classroom door, and her pretty face would occasionally turn red...
Lorenwei wondered to herself, why did that black-robed organization want to capture Kurara? Could it be because of her large breasts? But Bordonna's were even bigger.
As Lorenwei pondered, she casually glanced at her student registration form.
There's nothing special about it; the gender is listed as female, and the parents are listed as Jason and Iser.
Wait, who is Loren writing about?
The counselor, You Shihuang, only took Loren's medical examination report and forgot about the student registration form.
Loren quickly opened the envelope underneath, and saw that the student's gender was naturally male, but the parents' address read:
Father: Aissa. Mother: Bordonna.
"..." Lorenwei was speechless. She'd just written down her own ambitions, the sins her mother had committed back then...
Just then, the counselor walked over and muttered to himself, "That little boy, Loren, dared not come back. You guys watch out, or you'll end up like him, marked as truant! You'll be in big trouble!"
As she spoke, she took out a notebook from under her arm and began recording absences in it.
"Counselor, this is Loren's registration form. It was just placed here." Lorenwei suddenly spoke up, getting up to hand the form to the teacher who happened to be walking over.
Yu Shihuang was about to casually take it, but Lorenwei deliberately didn't let go.
"Huh?" Yu Shihuang was taken aback, but quickly noticed that Lorenwei's finger was pressing on a spot on the form.
Seeing that she had noticed, Lorenwei withdrew her fingers.
Yu Shihuang saw the column for Loren's parents.
"Oh dear, this little boy Loren... cough cough, never mind, it's all because of your laughter that he's embarrassed to come back to class. Honestly, we shouldn't leave him with any psychological trauma." Out of concern for the student's mother—oops, out of concern for the student—You Shihuang crossed out the previously written absence record.
Lorenwei smiled.
"It's a personal matter, don't gossip about it to others." Yu Shihuang winked at Lorenwei.
Lorenwei nodded with a smile.
The headmistress is my mom's ex-girlfriend, seems like a pretty good deal...
Counselor You Shihuang kept walking around, collecting materials that had no questions.
Lorenwei noticed that when Kurara returned the materials, she said something to Yushihuangsi and then retrieved two more sets of materials from Yushihuangsi.
She spoke in a very low voice, making it difficult to hear.
Was it because she didn't want her G-cup measurements to be too conspicuous that she changed the spreadsheet? But why were there two spreadsheets? Lorenwei couldn't figure it out for a moment.
Next, the teacher began to explain some of the school's regulations, repeating some content that could be found in the student handbook.
When Lorenwei left the dormitory, she took the student handbook with her from her room, which she had basically mastered. In fact, much of the content was ineffective for her; for example, the dormitory management regulations were meaningless.
Yu Shihuang said seriously, "Besides the fixed courses that the whole class attends, students can freely choose what they attend, which are called free classes. However, the academy will examine students' performance every quarter. Students must obtain three or more Cs to be considered qualified. Three As will earn a reward, and less than three Cs will result in a warning. If a student receives less than three Cs for two consecutive quarters, they will be asked to leave!"
Upon hearing the warning to withdraw, many students showed worried and wary expressions.
Yu Shihuang smiled and said, "Actually, don't worry too much. Since you were able to get in, you all have talent. Moreover, the academy's courses are not limited to martial arts and magic. There are also courses in cooking, animal training, gardening, alchemy, and medicine making. For example, there was a girl who could only cultivate to the level of a mage, but when she graduated, because of her excellent cooking skills, she married a very outstanding boy who became a sword master!"
Many girls showed expressions of delight and longing.
"Hmph, what's so special about the Sword Sect? I'm the Sword Saint." Lorenwei thought to herself, feeling quite smug.
"The afternoon is free time, don't forget to turn your hand when you're in class," You Shihuangsi nagged a bit more, then arranged the next class after class: "get out of class ends at noon."
"Lunchtime!" Meilan exclaimed joyfully.
"Don't shout so fast, wait until the teacher leaves the classroom." You Shihuangsi pointed at Meilan.
Meilan obediently sat back down.
"Let's go eat." Lorenwei also wanted to check out the cafeteria.
"Loren hasn't finished this bread yet." Meilan looked at the remnants Lorenwei had stuffed into her desk, took it out by herself, and then looked around.
Lorenvi knew she was looking for Loren and advised, "Lunch is almost ready. He's definitely not going to eat if he's not back yet."
"Then I'll eat it." Meilan actually stuffed half a bread into her mouth and ate it with her cheeks puffed out, making a "whoosh whoosh" sound.
"Are you treating this as an appetizer before the main course?" Lorenwei was about to stop her, but then she remembered the steamed buns she carried with her and couldn't say anything.
This poor child really cherishes food.
“Let’s go eat,” Lorenwei said, turning to invite Kurara.
Kurara seemed to be looking at the materials on the table, and only then did she realize what was happening. She quickly said, "Ah, I'm not hungry. I'll eat later. You guys go ahead."
"Let's go eat then." Meilan pulled Lorenwei out of the classroom.
Lorenwei turned around and saw Kurara still staring blankly at the seat she had just been sitting in.
Chapter 063 The Elegant Young Lady Lorenwei is a Social Butterfly (Bonus Chapter)
Meilan pulled Lorenwei to a nearby cafeteria.
Both its exterior and interior resemble a school cafeteria from another world, seemingly another masterpiece of the transmigrated saintess Elena. Only the food is of this world's tasting.
"Oh! That's Lorenwei."
"Ah, it really is her."
The cafeteria was crowded with students and quite noisy, but after Meilan brought Lorenwei there, the noise quickly subsided. Even the students in line made way for each other…
"Aren't you all in a hurry to eat?" Meilan asked, completely oblivious, as she pulled Lorenwei forward.
They never queued for meals in their village, and breakfast was served in a more dispersed manner, so they didn't pay attention.
“Let’s not cut in line.” Lorenwei smiled and pulled her back to the back of the line.
However, everyone in the cafeteria, whether students queuing or eating, or the cafeteria ladies serving food, is staring at you, which is very uncomfortable.
In particular, Lorenwei noticed that the boys ahead of her and Meilan in line were blushing bright red.
Another boy, who was getting food, pretended to be calm and said to his companion, "Get me a plate of Lorenve, I can't reach it."
"..."
"Really? She hasn't even settled down yet, how can she be so charming?" Lorenwei wondered.
Of course, this is something she's gotten used to seeing herself as she's been since she was little.
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