Becoming a God Starting from a Water Monkey

The streets were mixed with cow, sheep and horse manure, half yellow and half green, and the stench was overwhelming.

Long Yanrui was too tall, so he hid in the shadows with a bag of fried buns in his pocket and did not go with them.

Long Eying avoided the excrement, wrapped a layer of windproof yarn on her face, half-hidden behind Liang Qu, her nose slightly wrinkled: "Pingyang called you but you didn't move. Now that you are in Hantai, do you want to go out shopping?"

"Go on a long journey and experience more of the customs of a foreign land."

"How could there be such a person for no reason?"

“It’s written in the book.”

The confusion was not answered, but more praises were given. Long Eying did not sort out the cause and effect relationship: "Which book? How is it written?"

Liang Qu opened his sleeves and took out the book.

The book was well bound, with neat and dense stitching. Long Eying took the book and turned to the cover.

"The Supreme Natural Disaster: The Legend of Shura Dragon King".

.....

Hold back your criticism and read ten lines at a glance.

The protagonist of the book is born a loser, looked down upon by his relatives and friends, and even bitten by passing wild dogs. But as the protagonist, he has a good teacher, is hardworking and has a strong will, without any laziness, and can practice hard for eleven hours out of twelve hours a day.

"Let alone eleven, even if an ordinary person is patient and can completely calm down and practice for five hours a day without distraction, with just this one advantage, he should be able to achieve something over time."

Long Eying couldn't help but complain after all.

"The living conditions are abstracted and processed. If you are asked to learn, then you can fight. But who will watch it?"

First two chapters onwards.

The protagonist is hated by everyone, but he has a confidante who is as beautiful as a fairy, a well-behaved and pretty sister. Apart from beautiful women, he is liked by all the second-generation rich people, and masters he meets, who are either after her beauty or the protagonist's treasures. Even when they go to a restaurant to eat, they can fight for a window seat - and beat them up. But who would have thought that this person has a powerful father - and above his father there is a grandfather who is all-powerful, and his father-in-law and grandfather-in-law are endless. Until he can't beat him anymore, he flees alone to another place, goes to a place where no one knows him, and changes his name and lives in anonymity, and continues to be in trouble with his father-in-law and grandfather-in-law. It's clearly the same old story in a different bottle.

wrong.

Connected from front to back.

Long Eying was breathless: "Do you believe this?"

"Entertainment comes from reality, and reality is always absurd. Master Lin is just walking around the street, and Gao Yanei can still take a fancy to his wife, Yanrui!"

Liang Qu stretched out his hand, and Long Yanrui threw him a beef bun, and they chatted while chewing.

How to enjoy the “protagonist treatment” when you are on the treasure ship?

Got to go out more.

He even had two thousand silver coins in his Qiankun bag, so he planned to book a few luxurious restaurants, especially those with windows to lean against, in the hope of trying his luck.

By the way, I'd like to ask if there are any auctions organized by Hantai Mansion recently, or a unique market where century-old courtesans compete for beauty...

"Let's make it clear first." Liang Qu gave a warning in advance, "Greed, anger, ignorance, desire and hatred, all kinds of people may be attracted here. If you are not happy, let's go back first, leaving Yanrui and I to try our luck on the street."

Long Eying rolled her eyes: "Which book is Gao Yanei reading?"

"The untold story between one hundred and five strong men and three fierce women" is a classic.

There is another interesting spin-off with countless fan fictions.

And poor.

Long Eying was too lazy to argue and did not turn around and leave.

"Big fish stupid?"

"Big fish are not stupid." Unexpectedly, Liang Qu shook his head and denied, "Drowning karma is the result of karma. It brings bad luck to you, not to others. No matter treasures or other things, they cannot deceive big fish, and big fish will not be interested. They can only deceive small fish. So the one who wants the sword is Niu Er, and the one who likes the coach's wife must be Gao Yanei. It's not Gao. If you want to catch Gao, you need Gao Yanei. What we want to catch is the small fish that can serve as bait for big fish."

“It’s a mess.”

Long Eying complained, but she understood roughly what was going on in her heart.

It really works, it's indeed a good idea. With such a great Zhenxiang and this freak Liang Qu, there's no need to worry about anything else.

But when you go out shopping, how can you happen to run into someone who has all five poisons? It would be a waste of time.

"You forgot to check what they said half a month ago, that all the good-hearted children of the Bai family were confined for half a year, and the rest are all cowards, so even if it's true, you won't be able to see them on the street."

"That's the theory, so I peed all over Hantai Prefecture, every county, to accumulate 'good luck'. Digging bait is just about choosing a good location and adding a little luck, you see."

Liang Qu raised his head and took a half step back.

A streak of gray fell from the sky, and turned into bird droppings when it hit the ground, with hot air still coming out of the tip.

"Let's see."

Gelengleng.

The tiles bounced along the roof and slid down.

Liang Qu moved half a step to the left.

Click.

The tiles fell to the ground and broke into pieces.

"Wait, the noise seems a bit loud this time." Liang Qu narrowed his eyes and looked towards the end of the street.

Suddenly there was a noise among the crowd, accompanied by smoke and dust.

Rumble.

Liang Qu jumped out holding Long Eying, her clothes fluttering. The two of them looked at the red-eyed yak spreading its four hooves and charging forward, raising a cloud of dust and scaring the people away.

Just thought it was over.

“Woof woof!”

Wild dogs on the road barked at the roofs.

People hate dogs.

"See, I have measured it precisely!"

Long Yanrui exclaimed.

Long Eying didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "You are the only one in the world who can come up with such a weird idea. Huh?"

"Hey!"

There were bursts of "needles" behind him. Liang Qu gently hooked up Long Eying's veil that was blown off by the wind, and said, "Look, the bait for catching big fish is here!"

"Look at the good stuff you found! You're looking for Gao Yanei!" Long Eying beat her chest, angry, "Are you not afraid that you will be banished to another place like the Supreme Dragon King?"

That gaze was clearly looking at me!

It is not a violent fish, not a greedy fish, not an angry fish, but a lustful fish!

Dirty thing!

What a coincidence.

Clearly, Liang Qu had just been vaccinated. He scratched his temples and said, "It's not the Supreme Dragon King, it's the Shura Dragon King. And no matter where you are, which second generation is better than me? But, my lady is right. It's better to be cautious. So from now on, my lady can't leave me alone. Before we go back to Pingyang, we will sleep together, eat together, and be tied together. I, Liang Ashui, can catch fish. I never rescue people!"

He is not Master Lin, nor is he the Shura Dragon King.

First draw a way to settle down, no matter how many monsters and demons come, just hit them with a stick and burst their brains into pieces!

"Do I agree to sleep together?" Long Eying grabbed her clothes tightly, "Next time you can do it yourself."

"I?"

Violent fish, greedy fish, and even jealous fish, Liang Qu is somewhat confident, this lustful fish—"

"Why, didn't a young lady from the Weng family have an affair with you?"

"It was so long ago. Who told you that? Besides, I'm too dark. People are not interested in me now."

"Really? Ah! You pinched my butt again."

"You pinched me first."

Long Yanrui folded the oil paper bag.

It’s better not to come out.

"Ha ha."

Panting like a cow.

The rosy soles of her feet were facing the sky, and her yellowish heels were gently tapping Bai Xingwen's buttocks.

moment.

"Oh, no, no, no, my god, take a break, take a break."

Bai Xingwen opened his legs, turned over and lay down with his arms and legs spread out, his forehead covered with hot sweat, white smoke of nitrogen and argon was emitted in the air, he took a slight breath, then cleared his mind and entered into Zen, chanting the small mantra of Sakyamuni Tathagata gradually into his heart, his pulse points flickered in his heart like a bright lamp, and his whole body felt as light as a feather.

The Lotus Sect’s Dakini is worthy of her reputation!

After a thorough practice, the Qi and blood in the body became extremely active, and even the meridians were somewhat reestablished.

Breakthrough posture!

At the age of 25, there is hope for the Wolf Smoke Overpass!

In a few years, before the age of thirty, I will consolidate to the Tianqiao realm, train diligently, and then participate in the Dashun martial arts examination.

You can also shine, get a good ranking, and change your destiny!

What is a genius!

He, Bai Xingwen, is the future of the Bai family!

Bai Mingzhe is shit!

"Hahaha."

Thinking of this, Bai Xingwen laughed to himself, but soon he became worried about that lackey of Hedeban. How would he explain himself when he went back after sneaking out?

The room was dim, the morning sun filtering through the curtains.

Sangsang Zhaxi opened his eyes wide and felt himself gradually withering, as if his marrow and vital energy had been drained away.

Hearing the laughter, Sangsang Zhaxi's dazed pupils gradually focused. He suddenly remembered that he was practicing the dual-body method. He had to rely on his own qi, meridians, and bright spots to find the wisdom in the other person's body in order to achieve the dual operation of wisdom and body.

"Master Bai, have I guided you to Buddha's wisdom?"

“Almost.”

Sangsang Zhaxi got up, but Bai Xingwen refused: "I'm not interested anymore. Let's start again another day."

"It's Zhaxi's fault." Sangsang Zhaxi knelt down and kowtowed, feeling terrified.

"Hey, it's not your fault. If it doesn't work once, try it twice."

Bai Xingwen helped him up and comforted him. Sangsang Zhaxi was flattered and trembled all over. In the past, in the Lotus Sect, if one did not awaken the Buddha's wisdom, it meant that one's practice was not enough, and one had to soak in ice water and meditate for three days. Many people became as transparent as ice.

Today I actually met a great and kind Buddha!

Say a few words of comfort.

Sangsang Zhaxi was still trembling with excitement, and kept praising the greatness. Bai Xingwen's train of thought was interrupted, and he scratched his forehead.

I feel noisy in my heart.

Apart from her appearance, the Vajrayogini's behavior was as vulgar as that of a daughter from a low-class farmer's family, and she was not as good at reading cues as the girls in a brothel. I couldn't help but want to kick her down.

But he just finished his training, and he felt a little pity for her, with conflicting emotions intertwined.

"Bull, mad bull! Run!"

"The yak is crazy!"

A shrill scream came from the street.

Mad cow?

Bai Xingwen found what he heard interesting, so he pulled open the curtain on the second floor.

Two streets away, I didn't see the running mad cow, but I did see a man and a woman who jumped onto the roof to avoid the mad cow.

The morning sun is still at this moment.

"What a tall and beautiful woman."

Bai Xingwen's pupils dilated, his heart beat heavily, and his mouth became dry.

He was stunned, his heart was moved, he felt that he had found true love, the one who was worth staying with for the rest of his life!

It is a beauty that is completely different from the alpine snow lotus. Seeing it is like seeing the Blue Lake and the daffodils that cannot be grown or kept alive in Hantai.

Is there such a beautiful woman in Hantai Mansion?

"Master Bai————Ah!"

bother!

So annoying!

It's as noisy as an old bird, not half as beautiful as a daffodil.

Bai Xingwen kicked Sangsang Zaxi down, and then quickly pulled him up.

"Quick, enlighten me with the Buddha's wisdom!"

Butcher shop.

Ling Xuan ordered two lamb chops.

Just as the butcher was about to start chopping, there was a commotion at the back of the house and two dirty men ran out from behind.

"Oh no! The shed collapsed and the cow broke through the fence and ran away!"

"What? Then go after him!"

A cow ran away and the small butcher shop was thrown into chaos.

The butcher chopped his knife on the wooden block and hurried away.

Ling Xuan frowned secretly. The people spoke so quickly and urgently that he could only vaguely hear a few words.

The cow ran away?

"What a vicious karma."

Jian Zhongyi looked into the distance and saw a cloud of "black smoke" tangled at the end of the street.

Inside the cowshed.

The cattle farmer looked around for the cause of the madness, and his son pointed to a lump of black and red mud on the ground where flesh had been trampled on, with a few bloody, dry hairs exploding in the mud.

"It was this mouse! It came out of nowhere and bit Daniu like crazy. As luck would have it, the roof collapsed!"