American comics Lord of Hell

“I am a little bird without feet. Normally, I wouldn't stay for any woman, but you two are exceptions. I'm very willing to spend a few more days with you.”

Andrew looked at Chloe and the green-haired witch and said seriously, “But only a few days, because I don't just belong to you, I also belong to other beauties. I can't be that selfish.”

The two women laughed at the same time. Although this guy is a scumbag, he is not annoying, because he is quite direct and frank about being a scumbag.

After Chloe finished laughing, she asked curiously, “Mr. Wang, aren't you afraid that this curse will harm you?”

“Of course not. Moreover, this curse can be lifted.”

Andrew shook his head and said, “It's a pity that the caster of this curse is a half-baked witch, not a real witch. It would be great if I could meet a real witch.”

Chloe and the green-haired witch looked at each other and couldn't help but laugh. This guy is sleeping with two witches, but he's worried about not being able to find a real witch.

“Why do you want to find a witch?” Chloe asked.

“Of course, it's for strengthening my body.”

Andrew said seriously, “You also know that I am very popular with beauties now. The problem is that my kidneys have a limit. If this continues, I will be ruined in a year at most.

So, I want to find a real witch and have them make me a potion, so that I can live to old age and play until I'm old.”

Chloe and the green-haired witch looked at Andrew in surprise. This guy's idea is really… smart. Even the red-clothed beauty was impressed by Andrew. Although this guy is a bit of a scumbag, it must be said that his brain is still very useful.

Immediately, the red-clothed beauty shook her head. Andrew is indeed smart, but he has too little knowledge. Even a wizard doesn't have such a potion.

“Your idea is good, but unfortunately, there is no such potion in the magical world.”

Chloe shook her head and said, “You Muggles always think that magic is omnipotent, but in fact, magic is another kind of science. It can do many things that ordinary people can't do, but it also has its limits, just like technology.

Magic potions can turn you into a macho man who can bang ten times a night, but they can't make you a macho man for the rest of your life, because those potions are overdrawing your life essence, just like the blue potions invented by you Muggles.”

“That's right, and many Muggles think that witches can live forever, which is also wrong.”

The green-haired witch also said, “A witch's life is also limited. Unless they are great mages like the Witch Queen, other witches can only live for more than a hundred years at most.

As for maintaining youth, most of it is actually disguise, or maintained by external forces. Many witches wear a gemstone around their necks. If this gemstone is destroyed, they will return to their original state.

In short, their bodies are still the bodies of old people, but they use magic to maintain a youthful appearance.”

Andrew looked at the two women with feigned shock. He asked, “Does it sound like you are witches?”

“Mr. Wang, you're right, we are witches.”

Chloe and the green-haired witch laughed at the same time. Chloe even raised her hand, and the water glass on the table slowly floated up. This is the most basic witchcraft, Mage Hand.

Andrew looked at all this in ‘surprise’. Just when Chloe and the green-haired witch thought he was frightened, he said, “I think we should do it again. Your identities will make me even more addicted.”

Chloe, the green-haired witch, and the red-clothed beauty looked at Andrew speechlessly at the same time. Is there anything else in your head besides that?

Chloe asked, “Aren't you afraid of us? Because of the constant propaganda of the Holy See, our witches have a bad reputation in your human world.”

“I don't know if your reputation is good or bad. I only know that last night was very fragrant.”

Andrew said, Chloe and the green-haired witch couldn't help but laugh. This guy is surprisingly likable.

“If there is no potion I want, then is there any magic that can exercise the body?”

Andrew asked again, “Is there any magic that can turn myself into Schwarzenegger? If my body is strong, it should be able to last a few more years.”

“There is body magic, but how should I put it? Body magic can indeed give you a stronger body, but you may not get what you want.”

Chloe said, “Because body magic requires taking various potions to strengthen your physique, and those potions often have side effects. In other words, your body may become stronger, but other aspects of you will be damaged.

In fact, wizards who practice body magic are basically short-lived, and they feel pain all over their bodies when it's windy and rainy.”

This is the wizarding world, not the knight world. There is no such thing as battle aura and knight mental methods that can enhance oneself. What's even worse is that this is a low-magic wizarding world with a very low upper limit and a terrible lower limit.

“This magic world of yours feels so LOW? It seems like nothing works.”

Andrew looked disgusted. Chloe complained, “If we were really powerful, how could we hide in the dark and not dare to be public? If the wizarding world and the human world go to war, the wizarding world will be destroyed by the human world in less than a month.”

“Yes, in fact, most magicians in this era can't beat an AK.”

The green-haired witch nodded in agreement, “Of course, we wizards also have excellent qualities. We can do some things that you humans can't do, such as the Transfiguration Charm, which can transform into other people's appearances.

Chloe said, “It's a pity that wizards are getting worse from generation to generation. In modern times, wizards are no longer worth mentioning. Maybe one day, they will disappear completely.”

Chloe sighed a little, but she wasn't too sad. Most wizards in this era don't have a sense of glory—hiding like mice every day. At the same time, the Muggle society is so brilliant, so it's normal for wizards not to have a sense of glory.

The wizards in this world are different from the wizards in the “Harry Potter” world. The latter can be called a wizarding civilization, while the former are just some surviving remnants of wizards.

“What a pity. If I had been born eight hundred years ago, I might have become the Wizard Emperor.”

Andrew sighed. Chloe and the green-haired witch laughed. Chloe complained, “If you had been born eight hundred years ago, you would have been dead just based on what you just said. The Witch Queen is not a good-tempered person, and she has always wanted to destroy the world.”

“Why do people always want to destroy the world? This world is so fun, why destroy it?”

Andrew looked disgusted. The red-clothed beauty also nodded. Although she is a demon king of hell, she has never thought about destroying the world. Humans have invented so many fun things, why destroy them? She still has so many dramas and comics to follow.

“Because the Witch Queen believes that humans are destroying the earth. To be precise, what she wants to destroy is humans, not the world.”

Chloe said, “Let's not mention her, anyway, she's already dead.”

“Since magic doesn't work, is there any curse that can keep people strong forever?”

Andrew asked unwillingly. Chloe and the green-haired witch were speechless. How much does this guy love curses? Could it be that he really thinks curses are good things?

“How could there be such a curse? Moreover, that's not called a curse, it's called a blessing.”

The green-haired witch complained. At this moment, Chloe thought of something and said, “No, there really is such a curse.”

“Really? How come I don't know?” the green-haired witch asked in astonishment.

“Have you forgotten the witch hunter Kaulder? Before the Witch Queen died, she cursed Kaulder to be immortal, so Kaulder has lived to this day and even has the ability to heal himself.”

Chloe said, and the green-haired witch blinked. That's right. By the way, what's going on with these curses? Are they even better than blessings?

Chloe looked at Andrew and smiled, “You really were eight hundred years late. Otherwise, your dream might have come true.”

“What a pity, it would be great if I could go back eight hundred years.”

Andrew sighed. As the saying goes, the speaker doesn't mean it, but the listener does. Uh, no, the speaker means it, and the listener does. The eavesdropping red-clothed beauty was overjoyed when she heard this. Want to go back eight hundred years? I'll help you.

The red-clothed beauty has the ability to travel through time, but changing time and space at will will cause the red-clothed beauty to suffer backlash. She only intends to let Andrew go back, not to let Andrew be cursed. In short, it is to let Andrew go on a day trip to eight hundred years ago.

Andrew was very curious about the wizarding world and kept asking Chloe and her questions. Of course, he didn't forget to play games with them. The three of them stayed in the room for a day before the green-haired witch left.

Chloe didn't leave. She said, “I want to stay by your side and study the curse on you, okay?”

“Of course, by the way, if you are willing to teach me magic, I can pay you a reward. You said before that even magicians are short of money.”

Andrew smiled, and Chloe said, “Money is indeed very important, but Mr. Wang, in this era, being a wizard is not a good profession.

On the one hand, the cultivation speed is very slow. If you learn magic at this age, it may take you until you are forty years old to achieve something small. Moreover, it is very, very expensive, because casting magic requires many precious raw materials.

On the other hand, wizards are invisible. After you become a wizard, you have to register with the Wizarding Council. At that time, although you can still live in the Muggle world, there will be many restrictions. For example, you cannot stay in high-tech companies, because humans are worried that wizards will steal secrets.

If you don't register, then you will become a black wizard. Maybe one day, that Kaulder will come to chat with you with his flaming greatsword.”