A magical journey that begins in Azkaban

The car repairman's face turned red and his neck became thick. He opened the door and yelled helplessly: "Can you speak properly!"

"It's fixed, I can't move! I can't move no matter how hard I press the accelerator." The customer sat in the driver's seat and put his foot on the middle brake.

The driving school instructor said, left is the clutch and right is the brake, and the one in the middle is the accelerator! (Coach: Left foot and right foot!!! Not left and right!!!)

The street lights in the night cannot illuminate the customer's feet, and the master can only see that the gear has not moved: "How can you move it if you put it in P gear? If you can move it, I can go to science!"

"The car hasn't been repaired yet, so it's still reasonable, right? Ang? Then how can I go back to my hometown to celebrate the New Year?" The customer ignored it and insisted on his idea unwaveringly for ten thousand years.

"I suggest you walk back to your hometown to celebrate the New Year! Can you drive a tank of gas in a year?" The master held the car door and felt a faint heartache.

The customer patted the steering wheel, pointed at him and shouted, "I've been driving this car for 6 years! Who are you looking down on!"

"You've been driving for 6 years, and you still have fetal hair!" The master patted the rear tire and couldn't help but groan, "I don't even know how you passed the third year of class!"

The people around laughed, and the air was filled with joy under the lights.

The client made a "yeah" gesture and said confidently: "I passed the subject three exam twice! I just didn't do well the first time and was deducted 700 points."

"700 points!!!" The master was so frightened that he took a step back and quickly closed the car door. "700 points is enough to pass the Tsinghua University entrance exam!"

"What's your coach's phone number?" The master no longer wanted to talk to him.

"You asked me what the coach was doing on the phone?" The client looked confused.

"I fuck him! What can I do... can this make you graduate?"

I held my stomach and cried with laughter. I felt that my abdominal muscles had become a bit stronger today. But suddenly I thought that I hadn’t grabbed a ticket to go home, and I hadn’t saved my manuscript yet, so I burst into tears.