I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad

Chapter 117 Reasons for Not Going Home
"Do you have a big opinion on me, Mommy? Little fox?" Lin Yue walked around me, sat on the sofa, crossed her legs, took the water glass that Taohua handed over, took a sip of water, the red lips remained on the white on the porcelain surface.

"Don't dare." Anyone who dares to fight against you is simply trying to die...

"I told you to come home during the holidays, and your mother will forgive you on the pretext of a competition during the summer vacation." Lin Yue put her phone on the glass coffee table, "If you haven't come back during the winter vacation, it's hard for you..."

Wouldn't it be so back... If she knew that I didn't come back because I wanted to continue studying or something, she would definitely take off her five centimeter high heels, pick up the heels and hit me, I couldn't help but slightly Lean back, keep your mouth shut, and take a small step back with your right foot.

"Is there a girlfriend outside who plans to hide it from me?"

"puff!"

"Which girl? Does she know how our family is like?" Lin Yue put her hand on the arm of the sofa and leaned on the side. I sat obediently on the single sofa on the right, "Does anyone like you?"

I looked up at Peach Blossom, then at my mother, how embarrassing it is for outsiders to know about this kind of thing... I shook my head slightly.

"You shouldn't..." Lin Yue looked at me in surprise, with a flustered expression, and the coldness from between her brows remained unchanged. No wonder so many people in the company were willing to submit, "Son, since you like a mediocre girl..."

"I didn't know she was mediocre either?!" I exhaled forcefully and shook my head, "Others don't like me, so I can't go back."

"When your father chased me back then, he was just like you. He didn't say anything and used vulgar methods, but my mother just thought your father was cute. Now, the bearded old man is still away from home for a long time." Lin Yue Folding my arms around my chest, palms rubbing against my arms, I reached out to take her hand.

Me too, I'm so rebellious... It's probably very lonely to leave you alone at home...

"Then mom can go on a trip. Recently, I went to the hot springs. The hot springs there are super amazing, and I don't have to think about the feelings of you two old men, so I feel free and comfortable."

Let me take back what I just said...

"Do you know any friends over there, especially female friends!"

"I don't have female friends...but I know more male friends. They are all lively, cheerful, and positive. I like them very much."

"They?" Lin Yue looked at me in surprise, "How many are there?"

"A lot." I responded with a smile.

"Is there anything you particularly like?"

"There are two I particularly like, and the three of us often play together."

"Since it's still three people together!!" Lin Yue patted the armrest of the sofa, then withdrew her expression, looked at me calmly, and smiled slightly at the corner of her mouth, "Where is the girl who is particularly good? Holding hands or something like that of."

I frowned, looked at the glass of water on the tea table, then looked up at the glass chandelier on the ceiling, seriously, "No."

"You're trying to destroy the incense of the Linghu family!!" Lin Yue slapped my thigh and made a loud noise. She glanced at Peach Blossom from time to time and then at me, "When I asked you , asked you if other people like you, you glanced at her..."

"No, I just feel that it would be embarrassing for outsiders to know about my embarrassment!"

"But Taohua has been here for eight years, and her mother has always been in charge of food, so she is not an outsider!"

"Eight years??!" I looked at Taohua in amazement, how could she spend less time than me, but could find the way better than me, "But don't think of other people's ideas, I'm short and whatnot, others I have such a good figure, comely appearance, and clear eyes, so I don’t care about this or that of me.”

Lin Yue stood up, pointed at me, squinted her crooked smiling eyes, and pointed at me from bottom to top, "Still sophistrying, you have revealed all the good points of others, Taohua, do you like the young master?"

Taohua seemed to wake up from a dream, her cheeks began to flush slightly, tears rolled in her eyes, she lowered her head and looked around for something, her hands tightly grasped her own apron, I winked at Taohua, but my mother saw it , Lin Yue grabbed the cuff of my clothes, stared at me, then stared at Taohua, I spread my hands helplessly, and winked at Taohua again, Taohua looked around at a loss, closed her eyes and shouted: "like!"

Oh my god... the neckline that my mother picked up has not been loosened yet, and the white eyes have turned up into the sky. The maid only listens to the master... Sigh... I just said that I am your master, and now I say rebellion and I rebel... "Mom, let me go."

Turning back to look at my mother, her perverted expression was revealed again, I really wanted to wipe the saliva from the corner of her mouth, and looked at a girl with seductive eyes, others would be shy, okay, no, they would be alert... …

Lin Yue let go of me, and I stretched out my hand to caress her neck. She clapped her hands, pressed the corner of her mouth with her ring finger, the left corner of her mouth slightly raised, and said, "Tomorrow I will give you a new set of maid clothes."

"Aren't all maid uniforms the same..." I sat down and picked up the water glass, dying of thirst...

"I'm going to shorten her skirt a bit to arouse my son's adolescent desire~"

"Pfft!!" I wiped the water from the corner of my mouth with the back of my hand, Tao Hua took out the handkerchief again, knelt down to wipe it for me, I immediately helped her up, and shouted at my mother: "You want to freeze her to death! "

"You're wearing short-sleeved shorts here, are you cold?" Lin Yue rolled her eyes, "Listen to me, son, we can have a second room."

"Damn! You have to think about the feelings of girls. If you don't want to, think about it. The ratio of men to women in China is now out of balance. Most straight men are about to face the danger of being gay. I still hold two of them alone!"

"Two different tastes are not good."

"It's pretty good..." I nodded slightly, and realized in seconds, "It's not good at all! Don't even try to make a baby kiss for me privately, I won't promise you even if I kill you, you have done it for me since I was a child." It has to be like a martial arts competition to recruit relatives."

"Are you still a doll?"

"..." Why does it feel like being choked back? Is the poisonous tongue gene still inherited? "Don't make me some wonderful plans, I don't accept it!"

"Taohua, sleep with the young master tonight."

"Yes ma'am."

"Taohua, why do you listen to your wife? Don't you always say you listen to your master?!"

"Son," Lin Yue came over and patted me on the shoulder, "Son, I didn't expect you to like this kind of PLAY...Mom likes you~"

I, Linghu Yifei, don't want to go home for two reasons: first, my dad doesn't like me to study and only ask me to work when I get home; second, my mother will only push me in the direction of pornography Development, my mind is full of those strange plays...

(End of this chapter)