The male god of quick time travel, give me face

Chapter 536 Murloc Song (9)

Luo Xing glanced at them in confusion, her body fell suddenly, and just when the guard thought she was going to escape, she hit the ground with a thud.

guard:"???"

what's the situation? !

Several guards scattered around to intercept people and flew to Luo Xing's side.

Luo Xing on the ground rubbed his painful buttocks, and sat up from the ground, "Who, I don't feel comfortable taking a nap..."

The guards didn't know what happened to Luo Xing, and it looked like they were sleepwalking, so they decided to wait and see what happened.

"Health." Luo Xing looked up at the few people around her, spit out the last word, folded his hands on his chest and shrank back, "You are city guards, why are you crowding around me? I came here even when I was sleeping Onlookers, there must be something wrong."

A guard asked hesitantly: "Don't you remember that you violated the city rules just now?"

"Violating city regulations? Are you kidding? I have never crossed a traffic light once when crossing the road, and I never litter. How could I violate city regulations? Please provide some evidence if you are lying to someone."

The city guard took out the photo scroll and opened it for Luo Xing to see.

Luo Xing saw her flying through the air in the picture: "..."

As for it!
Take a small video for such a trivial matter, the magic scroll doesn’t cost money?
[It’s quite fun to complain. 】

"I want you to take care of it." Luo Xing clenched his fist.

When Feng Wu saw it, he ran away quickly.

He felt that he was a bit masochistic, and he still felt at ease when the little pity wanted to beat him.

After the picture on the reel was finished, Luo Xing's face showed bewilderment and doubt at the right time, "I only remember that I was sleeping, how could I fly over the city?"

"Miss Magician, do you usually have sleepwalking? Please show your diagnosis, otherwise we can't believe your words. It violates the city rules. We still have to invite you to guard the prison for a while."

"Sleepwalking, are you saying that I just sleepwalked?"

"It may be, of course it may be a disguise, so please take out your medical certificate."

Luo Xing called Feng Wu, "Get me a medical certificate."

[The host is big, you can call someone for this kind of paperwork, they are very good at forging. 】

"Speak less and do things directly." It's really terrible to talk to her with this accent at this time.

In case she is stimulated and accidentally forgets everything, won't she be tired if she remembers again?
The system is pitiful, [Okay then. 】

The system quickly forged the documents for the diagnosis of the Magician Hospital.

When Luo Xing saw the thick stack of paperwork, he thought it would be so troublesome to get a diagnosis at the Magician Hospital, and it would take so much.

She directly took out the paperwork and handed it to the guard, "This is the medical certificate I went to the hospital for examination before. I haven't read it yet, and I don't know if I have sleepwalking."

Several guards twitched their mouths when they saw the thick stack of documents.

One of them took the things over and looked through them, "You have so many physical problems, why haven't you been hospitalized yet?"

"My family is poor, and I have nothing else on me except this clothes and the flying carpet. Those magic potions are too expensive. If I'm hospitalized, I'm afraid I'll just drink a bottle of potion, and I have to stay in the hospital to pay off my debts. .”

Hospital medicines are indeed quite expensive.

The guard gave Luo Xing a sympathetic look. He hadn't noticed just now, but this woman was very good-looking.

Her eyes were slightly red, and tears were rolling in her eyes, which made me feel pitiful.

The guard who looked through the documents saw the medical certificate for sleepwalking, carefully checked which hospital the document was from, and returned the document to Luo Xing after confirming that it was not forged.

"I suggest that you buy a magic-sealing chain and put it on. Ika City doesn't have many other rules besides the prohibition of flying. If you seal the magic, you won't be able to fly around."

"The Demon Sealing Chain costs ten gold coins, I can't afford it."

Several guards looked at each other and each took a few gold coins and put them in Luo Xing's hands. "Let's collect some for you. We see that you don't have a few days to live. You can use the remaining gold coins from buying the Demon Sealing Chain." Buy something delicious."

"Master Guard, you are so kind."

Luo Xing put away the paperwork, holding a few gold coins, tears fell from the corners of his eyes at the right time.

Several guards shook their heads, thinking that they still had to stand guard, and left quickly.

Luo Xing stood up from the ground, picked up the carpet and smiled, "Such a stupid human being is really rare."

【People are superficial visual animals. They think you are poor because you are sick and good-looking. If you are ugly, no one will listen to your excuses and arrest you directly. 】

"You say that, but I want to experiment to see if these people really enforce the law impartially, or to see if I'm good-looking."

Feng Wu's little eyes rolled around in his sockets and he smiled, "How about we make another bet?"If I win, your emotions in this plane are not allowed to fluctuate, otherwise you will have to listen to me in the next plane. 】

"Okay, if I win, you are not allowed to speak for more than twenty centimeters in the future, otherwise your feathers will grow, and you will have to pull them out and give them to me."

Feng Wu glanced back at the three red feathers on his tail, and glared at Luo Xing angrily, 【How long have you been coveting my feathers? 】

"I need a feather fan made of Wannian phoenix feathers."

[In this case, I will never lose. I bet they let you go so easily just because you are good-looking. 】 Taking down the Wannian Feather will destroy the energy, and he will never lose.

"Then I bet they're good, helpful guards."

It's just a plane that listens to Feng Wu. There is no pressure even if Luoxing loses.

The corner of Feng Wu's mouth twitched, and he wanted to raise the bet, but if he lost, his cute little tail would be snatched away.
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Luo Xing lost the bet, and stood depressed on the street. After a while, she looked down at the clothes on her body, "Am I a beggar again this time?"

【…】I just said yes, why did you forget it so quickly.

so tired.

Want to die.

"Do you want me to give you a ride? It always makes me so poor, and I am also very troubled."

[Cough cough... This, this is no need, you stay in a good mood, you have a small notebook on you, take a look first, and I will tell you what to do next. 】

Now that I have forgotten it again, besides facing it, I can only face it.

I just hope that the little pitiful will not renege on the bet.

Luo Xing suddenly chuckled, and gave Feng Wu a wry smile.

Feng Wu didn't understand why she laughed suddenly, so she heard her say: "Although I lost the bet, I won't lose in the future. As long as I think that the next plane will listen to you, my hairs will stand on end."

[You...you you you, you poor little heart, are you kidding me? 】

"Yes, I want to see you bald."

【……】insidious!
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