Quick Time Travel: Black Lotus Face Slapping Guide

Chapter 388 A thousand ways to eat piranhas 23
There was a long-lost gentle smile on Xi Jing's face, her eyes were full of love, her grasped hand held his hand behind her back, and the other hand pressed against his heart.

She put her head on his chest and said: "Little carp, do you know? In addition to deep-fried, steamed, soup, sweet and sour, spicy, braised in soy sauce, stir-fried, cold salad, fresh... (N kinds of food are omitted here) method)... besides, I also know a way to eat."

He pursed his mouth slightly, as if he was a little unhappy, and his eyes were sad, as if he was retorting: Ren's family is not a little carp!It's a siren!

His eyes blinked, and he seemed a little curious. He heard her almost read all the common ways to eat, how else could he eat?
"Did you know? The more beautiful the fish, the better the taste." Xi Jing couldn't hear her tone when she said this, which made her unable to grasp whether her tone was lewd enough.

She had no choice but to add a lewd expression, stuck out her tongue and licked her lips, and made a barking sound to increase the sense of lewdness.

"Compared to the eating methods you thought, I want to try this eating method now."

As he said that, Xi Jing grabbed the place of his conscience forcefully.

Mermaids have a little muscle in their chests, not exaggerated like a bodybuilder, nor skinny like ribs.

The muscles are not as hard as stones, on the contrary they are soft and feel good.

"!!!!!!!" The siren's eyes widened in surprise, and he almost turned over subconsciously to avoid it, his tail trembling and slapping a large splash of water.

Xi Jing continued to stare at his chest with an extremely wretched expression, and said, "Wow ha ha ha, little pink bean!"

Said and pinched.

"!" There was a faint red on the Siren's face, but his eyes were a little confused, and he didn't understand how she planned to take revenge on him, which felt weird.

Xi Jing frowned, so why don't you turn it back for me?
It seems that I am not excessive enough?Xi Jing pondered for a while.

It slipped a bit.

"!!"

Um?Still not turning over?
Another muuuua.

"!!!!" He was shocked, very shocked, [-]% shocked, his eyes widened in shock, thinking about countless possibilities in his mind.

Xi Jing stared at him unhappily, seeing that his fair face was flushed and his body was also slightly red.

There was doubt and uneasiness in his misty eyes, but there was also a trace of guilt.

Guilty?What are you guilty of?

Seeing her looking at him, the sirens lowered their eyes in disappointment, as if...

It's like saying: sorry, I'm not a female fish, so you can't drink fish milk, I'm really sorry, let you down QAQ
"????" Xi Jing felt that her interpretation was wrong!
So she stared at those pitiful azure eyes carefully again, and became more aware, as if to say: Oh, the new way of eating refers to drinks!
Forget it, give up reading.

Seeing her stop, the siren stared at her again puzzled, as if asking: Don't you eat?

I eat your mother!Xi Jing resisted the urge to jump into the sea.

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Go to hell! Mentally disabled male lead!
She gritted her teeth and said, "I don't want to see you now."

Boo!He pursed his lips in aggrieved manner, and actually obediently sank to the surface of the sea a little more, then turned back, and carried her on his back again.

"..." You said earlier how obedient you are!
But I said earlier that she would still do that. She just wanted to disgust him, but she didn't expect to disgust herself.

(End of this chapter)