Quick Time Travel: Black Lotus Face Slapping Guide

Chapter 285
Waking up the next morning, after washing and changing clothes, when I opened the door, I saw Tang Ruan standing in the corridor with her head down and walking back and forth in small steps.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, he immediately looked over with a smile in his eyes.

It's like... a puppy waiting for its owner pricked up its ears, and then swooped over happily.

But he is a human being, a relatively reserved little man, so he just walked over with a smile and said, "You're up."

If he had a tail, it would be wagging like a convulsion right now.

"En." *** replied quietly, and the two went downstairs to the cafeteria to have breakfast together.

Tang Ruan planned to call the police about the razor blade hidden in the towel last night, but Xi Jing refused. If the two were taken away, there would be no good show today.

When I went to the restaurant and passed the lobby, I saw Qu Qingqing and Yijian Xilai sitting on the sofa early, as if they were waiting for them, and immediately cast their gaze.

The smile on the corner of Xi Jing's mouth couldn't be restrained, she walked over on her own initiative, Tang Ruan couldn't hold back even if she wanted to.

"You two, how was your evening?"

"None of your business?" Qu Qingqing retorted coldly.

Not too many people got up early in the morning, and there were only the four of them and an administrative staff on duty in the lobby at this time.

The floor is made of marble tiles, a blanket is spread on the side of the sofa, and tea is thoughtfully placed on the low long coffee table.

Xi Jing pulled Tang Ruan to sit down together, she deliberately sat next to Qu Qingqing, poured herself a cup of tea, put her elbows on the armrest of the sofa, she seemed to have a good relationship with Qu Qingqing .

She deliberately lowered her voice and said, "Isn't it special last night, huh?"

Not explicitly stated, but those who listen understand.Qu Qingqing's face turned red and white, and said in surprise: "What do you mean?"

Xi Jing raised her eyebrows in embarrassment, and said, "Did you smell a faint fragrance in the room last night, and then it became out of control?" She said pretending to be surprised, "Oh, there is one more thing I almost I forgot, the small package you used last night was secretly replaced by me~ I thoughtfully pierced a few holes so that you can contribute to the reproduction of mankind~"

With a laughing tone, he said something that made Qu Qingqing feel terrified.

Qu Qingqing stood up, pointed at Xi Jing with trembling fingers, and said, "You...what do you mean?"

Xi Jing spread her arms and said, "Congratulations, great mother~"

"No...it's not that easy, don't scare me!" Qu Qingqing became agitated, and Yi Jianxi came to support her and asked her what's wrong.

Xi Jing continued to smile sweetly, leaned on Tang Ruan casually, looked sideways at the two of them and said, "If you want to get married, you have to do it early, otherwise it won't look good wearing a wedding dress in a few months, and you will be punished by the old lady." Older people pointing fingers."

Yijian Xilai still didn't understand what it meant.

Tang Ruan understood it, and asked in surprise, "What is the function of the medicine bag you prepared?"

Xi Jing smiled and said, "It's an ancient formula for seeking a child~ It's very effective~"

While talking, he looked at Yijian Xilai, smiled deeper, and said, "Are you happy? Are you going to be a father?"

"Crazy!" Yijian Xilai just wanted to retort that there is a way, but Qu Qingqing anxiously pulled him and said that the way was pierced by her.

He lowered his voice impatiently and said, "So what if you have it, just hit it."

A scumbag wouldn't be happy to have a child.

Xi Jing suppressed the urge to laugh, and said in a cold and mocking tone, "You don't know, Qu Qingqing is Rh-negative blood."

　ps: In these chapters, some people have visually criticized my three views. Let me reiterate that the protagonist is a villain, that is, the kind that is hated in other works.

　　I won't whitewash Xi Jing, she is that kind of vicious villain who is so bad.Don't use the protagonist's character to ask her because she is the protagonist of this book.

　　Xi Jing is the three views of [you punch me, and I will beat you to the teeth all over the place], as long as you offend the "cause", no matter how serious it is, it will definitely give you an extremely evil "effect".

　　Also, seeing some people say that Xi Jing is not good enough for a mentally retarded person, I just want to say that Yu Nu has no melons.

　　I am the author, I say match, they are a match made in heaven.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)