explosive dribbler

Chapter 65 Cousin, I'm going to blow your dog's head off

During the second quarter of the game, An Xiaonan is currently sitting on the bench, quietly observing the game.

After falling behind by [-] points in the first quarter, the situation has improved slightly.The reason is that the second team led by Payton has a good offensive efficiency, while the Pelicans' second team seems unsatisfactory.When the Pelicans Twin Towers only had Davis on the court, Davis, who was basically double-teamed, passed the ball out, and they couldn't make a shot.

Mr. Holiday, dubbed the "God of the Bench" in nba2k18, made 7 of 1 shots tonight...

E'Twaun Moore went 4 for 1 tonight against Payton...

The two were wasting offensive opportunities back and forth, but the Magic's Hezonia made 3 of 2 shots, Biyombo made 2 of 2 shots, and Payton made 4 of 2 shots, directly catching up with the score.

Thick eyebrow brother Davis said that this group of CBA teammates can't move...

"CBA is impossible, even in this lifetime." This is An Xiaonan's evaluation of the strength of his teammates.

Now there are more than eight minutes left in the second quarter, and the score is 28:39 for the Magic, and the Pelicans are still [-] points behind.

Seeing that the previously established lead was being eroded little by little and approaching the tenth mark, Gentry naturally made countermeasures.

Our lovely cousin, Cousins, stood up from the bench, frowning and waddling towards the technical table.

"Ann." Vogel patted An Xiaonan on the shoulder.

An Xiaonan smiled and nodded.

During the break at the end of the first quarter, Vogel said to An Xiaonan: "Go and provoke your cousin."

It couldn't be easier to anger my cousin.An Xiaonan stood up, and walked towards the technical platform face to face with his cousin.

When he came to the technical stage, An Xiaonan greeted directly: "Hi, cousin. How is your cousin?"

Cousins ​​frowned and looked at the villain in front of him: "Rookie, it is impossible for the Chinese to gain a foothold in front of me."

An Xiaonan was stunned for a moment, the language organization of his cousin's words made him puzzled.

"Hey, cousin, China has BJ's roast duck and Kung Pao chicken. I don't know what the taste of your chicken is." An Xiaonan directly threw out the words he had prepared long ago.

Cousin's stupidity is not a fake one, he doesn't even recognize a series of terms An Xiaonan uses.

An Xiaonan laughed jokingly: "Let me explain this sentence to you. I don't know what it feels like to make your d*ck delicious."

"WTF?!" The cousin frowned suddenly, with a look of anger on her face, "Do you know what the hell you are talking about? Your balls will probably be ripped off by me."

"Oh, my God!" An Xiaonan pretended to be extremely frightened, "Little birds also want to peck big birds, there is no such thing. Cousin, I will blow your dog's head off."

After An Xiaonan finished speaking, just as the game time stopped, he stepped onto the court to replace Payton.

My cousin is aggrieved and angry. He is the number one center in the league, but he is called a bird by an undrafted Asian? !Can't bear it, can't bear it...

Ever since, the cousin who replaced Brother Nongmei took the initiative to ask for the ball for the first time on the court.

"E'Twaun! Pick-and-roll!" Cousin yelled at Moore from beyond the three-point line.

Moore was stunned. He was a small point guard, but he was called by a big center to do a pick-and-roll for him? What's the situation?

The corners of An Xiaonan's mouth rose slightly, half of his goal had been accomplished, as long as he was on the same level as his cousin, everything would be easy to handle.

Vogel looked at the field in surprise. What kind of medicine did An Xiaonan give his cousin, and it took effect so quickly.

Gentry frowned suddenly, and Davis felt something was wrong on the court as soon as he sat down, and suddenly became nervous again.

Moore still picks and rolls, so the cousin is outside the three-point line... Point guard An Xiaonan with the ball...

"Hey, whether it's you or your cousin, I'll blow your head off!" An Xiaonan yelled.

When Gordon heard An Xiaonan say such words, the corner of his mouth twitched. He didn't expect An Xiaonan to spout trash like this...

"Damn it, little Chinese boy, your bird is not half the size of my father!" My cousin roared, dribbling the ball and rushing towards An Xiaonan, trying to use her huge body to directly hit An Xiaonan and rush into the inside lane dragon.

"It's true to say that you are number one in the league below your head. A fool is a fool. He is even more stupid than my old man in playing basketball. He can shoot hooks!" An Xiaonan smiled contemptuously. When Cousins ​​came to him , suddenly turned sideways, deliberately giving Cousins ​​a breakthrough space.

Then he deliberately reached out to wrap his arms around Cousins' waist, and then directly and covertly grabbed his cousin's waist...

"Beep——" An Xiaonan pulled his hand and quickly stopped. The referee blew his whistle to signal An Xiaonan's defensive foul.

"Oh, damn it, what on earth are you trying to do!" The cousin's violent temper exploded immediately, and she directly pressed her chest on An Xiaonan's head.

Of course An Xiaonan would not let go of this great opportunity: "My sow's waist is more comfortable to hug than yours!"

"Damn it, country guy!" The cousin was furious, pushed An Xiaonan away fiercely, grabbed the ball and threw it at An Xiaonan's head.

If Chris Paul was there, he would definitely dodge deftly, and then act like a good baby and innocent...

An Xiaonan's eyes widened. The cousin swung the ball with a lot of strength.A 208 strong man tried his best to turn the ball towards him, if he was hit...

Why don't you just do a few ounces... I instinctively thought so.

An Xiaonan took half a step back, deftly buffering and catching the cousin's... pass...

"Beep beep beep——" Seeing my cousin getting angry, the referee kept blowing his whistle, and players from both sides rushed over.

"Damn, blow your head off!" An Xiaonan was "furious" and raised the ball to throw it at his cousin.

As for my cousin... just now, she didn't succeed when she hit her, but when she saw that An Xiaonan wanted to hit him in the opposite direction...

Immediately cowardly...

Half turned around with his head in his hands... with his back facing An Xiaonan...

Like a child beaten by a parent...

An Xiaonan chuckled, put away his movements, and his teammates rushed over.

The cousin suddenly felt something was wrong, and when she turned around to hit An Xiaonan, she was already pulled away by her teammates... She was ejected from the field after receiving a technical foul from the referee...

When he entered the player tunnel, he still murmured and scolded An Xiaonan for being a bastard...

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An Xiaonan was smiling all over his face now. After his cousin was sent off, Gentry directly called a timeout.

And the members of the Magic watched An Xiaonan walking down with a happy face, as if they were looking at a monster...

This allowed the cousin to play for more than ten seconds, and then kicked him off...

(End of this chapter)