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Chapter 13 If you are too nervous, will you get pregnant?
Chapter 13 If you are too nervous, will you get pregnant?
With the whistle sounded, the game officially started.
Biyombo and Anderson jumped the ball, but the old Anderson was not in good condition, and the team management basically had a negative attitude towards Anderson.Biyombo slapped the ball with a big hand and pulled the ball behind him. After Augustin got the ball, he took the ball to the frontcourt and found Vucevic who was protruding forward.James got the backcourt board and moved directly to the midfield. Love, who was rushing and attacking, caught the ball and made a shot. Whoa, a three-pointer, directly ignited the atmosphere of the scene, and most of the fans stood up to cheer!
Sure enough, it was the home game, and the atmosphere alone gave people a lot of confidence.
At halftime, the Cavaliers led 68 to 42.At the beginning of the second half, James and other main players had all rested.Only Thompson is still in the starting lineup.Jiang Dashan looked at Tai Lunlu, hoping to see something from his face, but Tai Lunlu only gave him a second glance, and then turned his head to look at the field.After all, it is a preseason game, the coaches and players are relatively relaxed, and there are not many on-site instructions.
At the end of the third quarter, the Cavaliers lead 82 to 55.At the beginning of the fourth quarter, Jiang Dashan was still not sent to the field. Jiang Dashan was very disappointed and played with his shoelaces with his head down.
"Don't be discouraged, J, you will have a chance." The eldest brother James came over to comfort him, and then joked with Owen Love and the others.Well, I hope I can play next game.
At this time, the Chinese fans in front of the TV were also very impatient, hoping to see the Chinese play, "Why don't you play? With such a big score, more players should show up." Sun Zhengping was also a little anxious, and patted the table.
"Indeed, James Poor (Jones) and Richard Jefferson have both played, and Jiang Dashan should be played." People all over the country are eager for Jiang Dashan's appearance.
At this time, Jiang Dashan was still playing with his shoelaces.Damn basketball, damn coach! I want to play.Jiang Dashan cursed Tai Lunlu ten thousand times.
At this time, the whistle blew, and there were still 8 minutes before the end of the game, and it was now a timeout for the Magic.Just when Jiang Dashan was about to get discouraged, he suddenly saw Tai Lunlu coming over and pointing at him.
Jiang Dashan looked around, there was no one else but himself!marvelous.Jiang Dashan took off his jacket impatiently and was about to start warm-up activities when he suddenly heard his teammates laughing. He glanced at his teammates, especially Frye and JR who laughed heartlessly, and then looked blankly at Tyronn Lue.
Tyronn Lue's stern face was also smiling like a flower at this time, "Don't be nervous, J, I just want you to help me get the water."
"Fuck, don't bring such a joker!" Jiang Dashan handed over the water with a bitter face.
I glanced at the big screen above my head and found that the scene just now had been replayed twice!Lost adults!The whole audience was laughed at by him, and even the live commentary was making fun of him, "Our Chinese kid can't wait to play. Tyronn Lue! I think you should fulfill his wish!"
Hearing this, Jiang Dashan blushed, lowered his head, and hurried back to his seat.Seeing this scene, the resting teammates laughed even more happily.
"Haha! Jiang Dashan is so funny." Sun Zhengping was also amused. "Absolutely can enter the top five! Haha!" Yang Yi also smiled. "Jiang Dashan is too nervous. If he doesn't calm down, it may be difficult to have a chance."
Netizens were also happy, "I, Jiang, am not here to play, but to be funny!"
"It's definitely a joke sent by a monkey! Haha."
"Hit Tyron Lue, let me play Jiang!"
"I, Jiang, have since become China's number one funny actor! Haha". . . .
Everyone is happy, except for Jiang Dashan, Tai Lunlu looked at this very potential Chinese kid and shook his head, you have to adapt to all this as soon as possible, otherwise, your career will come to an end.
James took a glass of juice and handed it to Jiang Dashan, "J, you know, you have nothing now." James paused, "No matter what you do, you have nothing to lose. Do you understand? You only have one chance."
Jiang Dashan took the drink and took a sip, "Thank you. I know I'm too nervous, don't worry, I won't let everyone down!" Jiang Dashan calmed down slowly.The uneasiness and shyness faded away, and what was left was Jiang Dashan's resolute cheek.
With 5 minutes left in the fourth quarter, the Cavaliers led by a big score. At this time, Tyronn Lue walked up to Jiang Dashan, "You are ready to play, shoot when you have a chance, and guard the opponent's shooting guard CJ-Wilcox."
"Okay." Jiang Dashan was very excited, gearing up.
Jefferson hugged Jiang Dashan at the end of the game, "Come on boy! Don't let us down."
The audience all knew this Chinese guy because of the funny clip just now, so they warmly welcomed Jiang Dashan's appearance, and the host did not forget to joke, "It seems that Tyronn Lue has accepted our suggestion and let him play!"
"Come on, kid! This is the chance we're giving you!"
Looking at the crowd of spectators, Jiang Dashan's heart just calmed down began to jump again. When the whistle sounded, Jiang Dashan threw himself in front of CJ-Wilcox, preventing him from shooting, and blocked him left and right.
McRae passed the ball to Jiang Dashan who was running forward. Jiang Dashan's speed left everyone behind.Familiar dribbling rhythm, unguarded, watch my performance!Jiang Dashan was about to make a dunk, but a sudden thought disrupted his rhythm, "I won't make a mistake!" In just 0.1 second, Jiang Dashan missed the best starting point, so he had to slow down to adjust his rhythm, but seeing the Magic defenders coming from behind, Jiang Dashan could only step for a layup.
"Hey, it's a good opportunity. I shouldn't have hesitated for a while." Sun Guangping also rubbed his hands anxiously. "It's a pity that he hesitated for a while for this ball, which caused the rhythm to be completely messed up. Now, his body will fly out of the baseline before he throws the ball." Everyone's hearts were suspended at this moment.
Tai Lunlu just nodded to Jiang Dashan's speedy figure, then saw this scene, shook his head helplessly, he was still too nervous, not confident, and not adapted to the game.
Jiang Dashan came back to his senses at this time, only to find that he jumped up and rushed past the bottom edge of the backboard, and hit the support pillar of the backboard, "Hold the grass~ what's the situation."This scene was accurately captured by the camera!Fortunately, Thompson, who was following up behind him, jumped up and made an alley-oop!Good to make up for this mistake.However, just now Jiang Dashan's exaggerated expression was played on the screen several times.
"Jiang Dashan was too nervous, this was a complete mistake, but why do I want to laugh so much, hahaha" both Sun Zhengping and Yang Yi burst out laughing.
The fans were also overjoyed, "I'm going! Another top five embarrassing scene!"
"I'm the second in Jiang's funny class, who dares to be the first! It's so funny! A new generation of comedians is born!". . .
Jiang Dashan touched his lowered head, and hurried back to defense.Thompson looked at Jiang Dashan's nervous look, and quickly said, "If you are too nervous, you will get pregnant!"
"Will you get pregnant if you're too nervous?" Jiang Dashan realized later that it was a joke. "Hey, thank you." Jiang Dashan was infected by the humorous atmosphere and relaxed.
In the last 2 minutes, Jiang Dashan took a deep breath. If he didn't perform well, he might have to sit on the bench in the next game.After all, both sides are now on the bench, garbage time.
The Cavaliers attacked, and Kay Field took the ball to the outside of the three-point line, made a fake shot, and then burst in.Jiang Dashan ran back from the baseline to a 45-degree angle outside the three-point line. Due to Field's attraction, Jiang Dashan was unguarded.Field glanced out of the corner of the eye, and then passed the ball to Jiang Dashan. Before he could think, Jiang Dashan caught the ball and shot it.He jumped high, raised the ball above his head with both hands, and flicked his wrists hard.An arc flew to the basket.
"This is Jiang Dashan's first shot in the NBA." Yang Yi was very excited. "There is no defense, the arc of the ball is very good, a three-pointer! The goal is scored! This is Jiang Dashan's first shot in the NBA, the first three-pointer! The goal is scored!"
Swish, the sound of a goal.While retreating, Jiang Dashan clenched his fists and raised them to his chest to cheer himself up.Cliff Alexander came over with a dribble. Because he had no intention of fighting, Alexander, who dribbled casually, was intercepted by Jiang Dashan. Jiang Dashan took the ball and ran to the front court. This time, he left everyone far behind, and the players of the Magic team did not pursue at all.Like the wind, Jiang Dashan came one meter before the three-point line, took the ball with his right hand and raised it over his head, and took the first step!
"Oh! What is he going to do!" The commentator on the scene looked at Jiang Dashan in disbelief.The audience at the scene stopped all kinds of actions and stood up. They all looked at Jiang Dashan quietly, expecting his next move.
James also stood up, he knew what Jiang Dashan was going to do!
Tai Lunlu shook his clenched fists, staring at Jiang Dashan's figure. "Starting today, you are a member of the Cavaliers!"
"Are you coming? That action!" Sun Zhengping and Yang Yi exchanged glances, "I'm looking forward to it!"
I saw Jiang Dashan jumping from the free throw line. In addition to jumping up with both feet, he still held the basketball high with his right hand and placed his left hand flat on his lower back.Keep the body in the same posture throughout the process!Drift~ Jump and dunk from the free throw line!
Bang~ Jiang Dashan landed steadily, stretched out his right hand, and pointed at the stunned audience in the stands.
(End of this chapter)
With the whistle sounded, the game officially started.
Biyombo and Anderson jumped the ball, but the old Anderson was not in good condition, and the team management basically had a negative attitude towards Anderson.Biyombo slapped the ball with a big hand and pulled the ball behind him. After Augustin got the ball, he took the ball to the frontcourt and found Vucevic who was protruding forward.James got the backcourt board and moved directly to the midfield. Love, who was rushing and attacking, caught the ball and made a shot. Whoa, a three-pointer, directly ignited the atmosphere of the scene, and most of the fans stood up to cheer!
Sure enough, it was the home game, and the atmosphere alone gave people a lot of confidence.
At halftime, the Cavaliers led 68 to 42.At the beginning of the second half, James and other main players had all rested.Only Thompson is still in the starting lineup.Jiang Dashan looked at Tai Lunlu, hoping to see something from his face, but Tai Lunlu only gave him a second glance, and then turned his head to look at the field.After all, it is a preseason game, the coaches and players are relatively relaxed, and there are not many on-site instructions.
At the end of the third quarter, the Cavaliers lead 82 to 55.At the beginning of the fourth quarter, Jiang Dashan was still not sent to the field. Jiang Dashan was very disappointed and played with his shoelaces with his head down.
"Don't be discouraged, J, you will have a chance." The eldest brother James came over to comfort him, and then joked with Owen Love and the others.Well, I hope I can play next game.
At this time, the Chinese fans in front of the TV were also very impatient, hoping to see the Chinese play, "Why don't you play? With such a big score, more players should show up." Sun Zhengping was also a little anxious, and patted the table.
"Indeed, James Poor (Jones) and Richard Jefferson have both played, and Jiang Dashan should be played." People all over the country are eager for Jiang Dashan's appearance.
At this time, Jiang Dashan was still playing with his shoelaces.Damn basketball, damn coach! I want to play.Jiang Dashan cursed Tai Lunlu ten thousand times.
At this time, the whistle blew, and there were still 8 minutes before the end of the game, and it was now a timeout for the Magic.Just when Jiang Dashan was about to get discouraged, he suddenly saw Tai Lunlu coming over and pointing at him.
Jiang Dashan looked around, there was no one else but himself!marvelous.Jiang Dashan took off his jacket impatiently and was about to start warm-up activities when he suddenly heard his teammates laughing. He glanced at his teammates, especially Frye and JR who laughed heartlessly, and then looked blankly at Tyronn Lue.
Tyronn Lue's stern face was also smiling like a flower at this time, "Don't be nervous, J, I just want you to help me get the water."
"Fuck, don't bring such a joker!" Jiang Dashan handed over the water with a bitter face.
I glanced at the big screen above my head and found that the scene just now had been replayed twice!Lost adults!The whole audience was laughed at by him, and even the live commentary was making fun of him, "Our Chinese kid can't wait to play. Tyronn Lue! I think you should fulfill his wish!"
Hearing this, Jiang Dashan blushed, lowered his head, and hurried back to his seat.Seeing this scene, the resting teammates laughed even more happily.
"Haha! Jiang Dashan is so funny." Sun Zhengping was also amused. "Absolutely can enter the top five! Haha!" Yang Yi also smiled. "Jiang Dashan is too nervous. If he doesn't calm down, it may be difficult to have a chance."
Netizens were also happy, "I, Jiang, am not here to play, but to be funny!"
"It's definitely a joke sent by a monkey! Haha."
"Hit Tyron Lue, let me play Jiang!"
"I, Jiang, have since become China's number one funny actor! Haha". . . .
Everyone is happy, except for Jiang Dashan, Tai Lunlu looked at this very potential Chinese kid and shook his head, you have to adapt to all this as soon as possible, otherwise, your career will come to an end.
James took a glass of juice and handed it to Jiang Dashan, "J, you know, you have nothing now." James paused, "No matter what you do, you have nothing to lose. Do you understand? You only have one chance."
Jiang Dashan took the drink and took a sip, "Thank you. I know I'm too nervous, don't worry, I won't let everyone down!" Jiang Dashan calmed down slowly.The uneasiness and shyness faded away, and what was left was Jiang Dashan's resolute cheek.
With 5 minutes left in the fourth quarter, the Cavaliers led by a big score. At this time, Tyronn Lue walked up to Jiang Dashan, "You are ready to play, shoot when you have a chance, and guard the opponent's shooting guard CJ-Wilcox."
"Okay." Jiang Dashan was very excited, gearing up.
Jefferson hugged Jiang Dashan at the end of the game, "Come on boy! Don't let us down."
The audience all knew this Chinese guy because of the funny clip just now, so they warmly welcomed Jiang Dashan's appearance, and the host did not forget to joke, "It seems that Tyronn Lue has accepted our suggestion and let him play!"
"Come on, kid! This is the chance we're giving you!"
Looking at the crowd of spectators, Jiang Dashan's heart just calmed down began to jump again. When the whistle sounded, Jiang Dashan threw himself in front of CJ-Wilcox, preventing him from shooting, and blocked him left and right.
McRae passed the ball to Jiang Dashan who was running forward. Jiang Dashan's speed left everyone behind.Familiar dribbling rhythm, unguarded, watch my performance!Jiang Dashan was about to make a dunk, but a sudden thought disrupted his rhythm, "I won't make a mistake!" In just 0.1 second, Jiang Dashan missed the best starting point, so he had to slow down to adjust his rhythm, but seeing the Magic defenders coming from behind, Jiang Dashan could only step for a layup.
"Hey, it's a good opportunity. I shouldn't have hesitated for a while." Sun Guangping also rubbed his hands anxiously. "It's a pity that he hesitated for a while for this ball, which caused the rhythm to be completely messed up. Now, his body will fly out of the baseline before he throws the ball." Everyone's hearts were suspended at this moment.
Tai Lunlu just nodded to Jiang Dashan's speedy figure, then saw this scene, shook his head helplessly, he was still too nervous, not confident, and not adapted to the game.
Jiang Dashan came back to his senses at this time, only to find that he jumped up and rushed past the bottom edge of the backboard, and hit the support pillar of the backboard, "Hold the grass~ what's the situation."This scene was accurately captured by the camera!Fortunately, Thompson, who was following up behind him, jumped up and made an alley-oop!Good to make up for this mistake.However, just now Jiang Dashan's exaggerated expression was played on the screen several times.
"Jiang Dashan was too nervous, this was a complete mistake, but why do I want to laugh so much, hahaha" both Sun Zhengping and Yang Yi burst out laughing.
The fans were also overjoyed, "I'm going! Another top five embarrassing scene!"
"I'm the second in Jiang's funny class, who dares to be the first! It's so funny! A new generation of comedians is born!". . .
Jiang Dashan touched his lowered head, and hurried back to defense.Thompson looked at Jiang Dashan's nervous look, and quickly said, "If you are too nervous, you will get pregnant!"
"Will you get pregnant if you're too nervous?" Jiang Dashan realized later that it was a joke. "Hey, thank you." Jiang Dashan was infected by the humorous atmosphere and relaxed.
In the last 2 minutes, Jiang Dashan took a deep breath. If he didn't perform well, he might have to sit on the bench in the next game.After all, both sides are now on the bench, garbage time.
The Cavaliers attacked, and Kay Field took the ball to the outside of the three-point line, made a fake shot, and then burst in.Jiang Dashan ran back from the baseline to a 45-degree angle outside the three-point line. Due to Field's attraction, Jiang Dashan was unguarded.Field glanced out of the corner of the eye, and then passed the ball to Jiang Dashan. Before he could think, Jiang Dashan caught the ball and shot it.He jumped high, raised the ball above his head with both hands, and flicked his wrists hard.An arc flew to the basket.
"This is Jiang Dashan's first shot in the NBA." Yang Yi was very excited. "There is no defense, the arc of the ball is very good, a three-pointer! The goal is scored! This is Jiang Dashan's first shot in the NBA, the first three-pointer! The goal is scored!"
Swish, the sound of a goal.While retreating, Jiang Dashan clenched his fists and raised them to his chest to cheer himself up.Cliff Alexander came over with a dribble. Because he had no intention of fighting, Alexander, who dribbled casually, was intercepted by Jiang Dashan. Jiang Dashan took the ball and ran to the front court. This time, he left everyone far behind, and the players of the Magic team did not pursue at all.Like the wind, Jiang Dashan came one meter before the three-point line, took the ball with his right hand and raised it over his head, and took the first step!
"Oh! What is he going to do!" The commentator on the scene looked at Jiang Dashan in disbelief.The audience at the scene stopped all kinds of actions and stood up. They all looked at Jiang Dashan quietly, expecting his next move.
James also stood up, he knew what Jiang Dashan was going to do!
Tai Lunlu shook his clenched fists, staring at Jiang Dashan's figure. "Starting today, you are a member of the Cavaliers!"
"Are you coming? That action!" Sun Zhengping and Yang Yi exchanged glances, "I'm looking forward to it!"
I saw Jiang Dashan jumping from the free throw line. In addition to jumping up with both feet, he still held the basketball high with his right hand and placed his left hand flat on his lower back.Keep the body in the same posture throughout the process!Drift~ Jump and dunk from the free throw line!
Bang~ Jiang Dashan landed steadily, stretched out his right hand, and pointed at the stunned audience in the stands.
(End of this chapter)
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