Travel back to be a superstar

Chapter 1 Jiang Dashan who traveled through time and returned
Summer 2016.The high temperature of 35° across the country did not bring much change.Life, or that life.Anxious, but had to be patient.

stop, don't run!In a high-end community in Shanghai, a group of security guards chased a young man.The young man's speed was extremely fast. The security guard was left far behind. He held a piece of paper with a map of the community and ran towards somewhere above.Finally, a basketball court was in front of him, and those who were shooting there were the little giant, Yao Ming's family.Seeing that the young man was about to approach the basketball court, he rushed in front of Yao Ming. Suddenly, two big men in black appeared next to him, each with a kick, and the young man fell to the ground.

pain.Tears flowed inadvertently.The big man in black grabbed the young man and was about to hand him over to the security guard.The young man suddenly raised his head and shouted, "Mr. Yao, I only need 30 seconds and a basketball!"

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In a small village in JX province, Cicadas kept barking from a tree.Waves of heat waves are constantly sweeping through the leaves.The fields here are not as vast as imagined, just one here and one there.Withered and yellow, and no crops.In the current era, such small-scale fields are rarely cultivated by anyone.

At the end of the field is a rolling hill, not high, 20 meters.At the foot of the mountain, there are a few fragmented families.Our story begins here.

In the center of the mountain front is a 2-storey cottage, the most primitive kind, made of red bricks, without a trace of decoration.

"Old man, Shan'er is awake!"

"Ah! Show me quickly!"

Two gray-haired middle-aged men rushed to the room on the second floor. A woman named Xu Dani wiped her tears while calling her son's name.The man's name was Jiang Dali, and he sat on the edge of the bed and helped up a pale young man on the bed.The young man opened his eyes and yelled "Dad, Mom." He was stunned for 2 seconds, tears burst into tears, and the three of them cried together.

After waking up, Jiang Dashan got used to it for a while, and finally got out of bed and walked around.Parents are already cooking.He sat by the window and thought about what happened to him.Jiang Dali, Dashan's father, was originally an honest farmer who came to the city more than 90 years ago with a dream of getting rich.I was lucky, I earned some money, bought a small house of 90 square meters in the city, rented a small shop, sold groceries, and my family had a stable source of income.Later, his father got married and gave birth to himself, a quasi-88s generation.Hey, the end of 175.Maybe it was because he wanted Jiang Dashan to be tall and big, so he took the name of Dashan.Unexpectedly, Jiang Dashan grew up to 100cm and was still thin, weighing 4000 catties.Friends call him Ribs.However, Dashan was quite competitive, and was admitted to the civil service after graduating from university.With a monthly income of more than [-], the family situation is getting better and better.Just when Jiang Dashan was about to reach the pinnacle of his life and start various blind dates with Bai Fumei, misfortune struck.

A high-tech alien boy from a very distant unknown planet, in order to complete his doctoral studies, drove a spaceship to the earth and conducted brutal and inhumane human experiments. He picked Dashan at the first choice. After friendly exchanges with electric shocks, threats, flooding, roasting, etc., Dashan finally became serious, very happy, and voluntarily accepted the experimental project: crossing.The subject of the high-tech youth is to conduct cultural research on the planet.Well, the current backward culture on the earth, the teenagers don't like it at all.Then let’s go to ancient times and see various earth cultures.So I made a crossing bracelet for Dashan.Tell him that after traveling through Nine-Nine 81 times, let him return to real life, give him unique abilities, and truly become rich and handsome.

Dashan was fooled like this.Started his own time-traveling life.In reality, Dashan's body (let's put it this way) suddenly turned into a vegetative state.Dashan's parents moved back to their hometown in the countryside for better care (not enough money).

3 years have passed. In the summer of 2016, Jiang Dashan woke up.

Half a month later, Dashan's family moved back to the urban area, and his parents happily continued to do small business.But Dashan was not happy anymore. In three years, his status as a civil servant was long gone.Now a vagrant.How can a person who is almost 30 years old live without a job and without a wife?Let’s not talk about the place, time, identity, and suffering that Lao Tzu traveled to. Now that I’m back, I’m at the pinnacle of my life, I’m talking about my ability, I’m talking about being tall, handsome and rich.Fuck your sister's alien boy, what does your doctoral thesis have to do with me.Nima let me experience life, why don't you go together.

Pa, Dashan took off the time-traveling bracelet (similar to a watch) in his hand, fell to the ground, and cursed: I knew you were unreliable, I C...
Before he finished speaking, the bracelet suddenly lit up: "Student Dashan, if you throw me again, be careful that I won't give you the ability."

"I'm going, you still know how to talk, what about the ability to say yes, let me wait for so long, you want to suffocate me? I have nothing but my parents now. Tym, say hello to your alien master for me, just say, I bought a watch last year"

Taimu is the name of the smart travel bracelet, which was chosen by Dashan.Elegantly called TIME.time.

"Hey, don't think I don't know what you're talking about. But, seeing that we've been through so much together, now, I'm here to complete the final mission for the master and give you an ability. Just like playing games before, you know what ability is worth. Then, let me personally give you some sponsorship, 10 US dollars, and then I can send you back to the time within 20 years."

"Grass, 20 years ago, didn't I send it? 10 US dollars, more than 80 RMB at that time, you can buy a courtyard house in BJ, and it will be demolished after 10 years. Nima is a pure second generation of demolition! Hundreds of millions! Taimu, I love you the most." He said, picked up the bracelet, put it on, and kissed his mouth full of saliva.

"Okay, you choose your ability."

"Needless to say, I like basketball the most. Anyway, now that I don't have any money, let me grow to 2 meters, get stronger, and become a star. I want to crush O'Neal, I want to crush Kobe, and I want to crush James, hahahahahaha"

"Okay, given by the basketball star system! One percent...one hundred percent"

"10 US dollars engraved... well, it has been entered into your bank card"

"Body modification and time travel start. [-]%...Warning, warning, low battery"

"Dashan, I'm sorry, the battery is not enough, anyway, the money and the ability are also given, it's not a broken promise, I'll take a step first, you can play slowly, 88"

"Well, ok, 88" Da Shan was drooling at the phone that received the text message, trying to make all kinds of YY about the beautiful life, "Hundreds of millions, haha, 10 dollars, haha, no battery, haha, I can't travel through time, I can't grow taller hahahahahaha"

"fuck me"

"What's the situation, I can't time travel? Your sister, you are teasing me." Jiang Dashan suddenly felt that his heart was going to be broken, and he felt like crying but couldn't cry.It's like a durian on your head, a durian on your butt, a durian in one hand, a durian in your foot, and a durian in your mouth...

"Can't time travel? No electricity, you wouldn't have said it earlier! I bought a watch last year! Now it's 2016! 10 dollars is a fart. I can't even afford a down payment to buy a house in BJ! Basketball skills are useless! I'm only 175! 1 meters! I'm almost 75 years old, I'm almost 30 now! Others entered the NBA at the age of 28. I'm 18 years old. I haven't touched a basketball since high school. Now I go to tell people, I’m going to play in the NBA, damn, I’m crazy.”

"Such a small amount of money is useful, I want this ability to be useful, I..." (a lot of words are omitted here)
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