The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 200 Summoning the Dragon
The 76ers beat the Grizzlies, the press conference after the game.

Tides once again grabbed the first right to speak: "Don, first of all congratulations on winning today's game. Then..."

Tang Yu: "Then you want to ask me why I was able to violently buckle five times today?"

Tides: "BINGO! Our cooperation is getting better and better."

Tang Yu waved his hand: "I don't think so, even a pig knows what questions you want to ask."

Tides: "Stop talking, please answer my question."

Coach Brown is still around~ Tang Yu must continue the lie: "To tell you the truth, I made a bet with O'Neill, whether I can forcefully buckle five times in this game."

Tides: "What's the stake? Can you tell us?"

Tang Yu: "No, goodbye~"

It's all made up by me, can you tell me?Besides, if O'Neill knew who I made up the bet on who would lose and who would run naked under the Eiffel Tower, wouldn't he tear me up?
……

But O'Neill's side.

Reporter Franklin: "Shaquille, I heard that Tang Yu forcibly dunked five goals today because he had a bet with you?"

O'Neill is big and careful, with a quick mind.That boy Tang Yu must be talking nonsense, forget it, I will cooperate with him.

O'Neill smiled sinisterly: "Yes, I have a bet with him. Thanks to this bet, Tang Yu was able to forcibly deduct five. It was all because of me giving him strength and confidence, do you understand? This is called O'Neill's challenge!"

O'Neill YY: After Kobe's challenge, there will be a new craze [O'Neill's challenge] in the league. What a big deal this is.

Franklin: "I heard from Coach Brown of the 76ers that the bet for the two of you is that the loser will run around naked under the Eiffel Tower, haha... When are you going to go?"

O'Neill stared: "Fuck you, there's no such thing as a bet, it's a scam!"

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How beautiful the morning sun is!
Pu Zhenyin stood firm last night and waited until Tang Yu went home.The two fought fiercely for an hour, got up early this morning, and went to work full of energy.

Lin Yueyun made breakfast for Tang Yu and went to school to run errands.

Only Ogawa Asuka's lazy little fat pig is still sleeping.

Tang Yu opened the curtains, enjoying the warm sea breeze in the morning, and tasting Lin Yueyun's loving breakfast, so pleasant!

……

"I really want to live another 500 years..."

When Tang Yu saw the call, he felt bad: O'Neill! ! !He must have heard some rumors and came to settle accounts with his master~
Picking up the phone, Tang Yu pretended not to be guilty: "Hey, fat brother, how are you?"

Unexpectedly, O'Neal's tone was unusually calm: "Big brother, congratulations~"

Tang Yu said cautiously: "It's not the New Year's Day, but congratulations~"

O'Neill was still so calm: "Congratulations, you beat me."

Really bad~
Tang Yu: "Hey... I'm bragging..."

O'Neill suddenly roared: "But why do you fucking say that the loser is going to run naked under the Eiffel Tower???"

Tang Yu resolutely said: "No, you go to watch the interview video yesterday. Which turtle son said this!"

O'Neill: "You have a deep routine. Although you didn't tell the media, you said so to Coach Brown."

Tang Yu: "Coach Brown is an unreliable person, can you believe his words?"

O'Neill: "Don't believe he believes you?"

Tang Yu: "Do you think it will be done at first?"

O'Neill: "Break the relationship!"

Tang Yu: "What if not?"

O'Neill: "Then go run around naked under the Statue of Liberty!"

Tang Yu: "Then let's break up the relationship!"

O'Neill: "You are cruel enough, haha~"

Tang Yu: "Coach Brown said bad things about you, do you want me to ask him out and you beat him up?"

O'Neill: "What a plan to kill two birds with one stone! You really have a dark heart."

"Go streaking under the Eiffel Tower... go streaking under the Eiffel Tower... haha~" Throwing away the phone, Tang Yu lay down on the sofa, laughing and gasping.

Asuka Ogawa's eyes were blurred, and PIATA came out wearing slippers, and asked blankly, "Who is going to run naked ~ still under the Eiffel Tower?"

……

I haven't checked Twitter for a long time, so I'll check it out.

The first person to comment on Twitter was Karl Malone! ! !

Ah, these are all low-key old gods~ Look at what he said.

Karl Malone left a message: It’s nothing, in fact, I finally got Twitter today, let’s try it out :)

Halo~ Tang Yu replied to him respectfully: You are an old man who can keep up with the trend.

……

Ku Ritian sent a congratulatory message: Five forced dunks, and it was still on the head of Gasol!Love you to death.

Tang Yu replied: Yes three times, no twice.

Ku Ritou: "Don't be so serious, I'm envious and jealous."

Tang Yu replied again: I don't even envy your three points, what do you envy?
……

Ke Fan: "Congratulations."

Tang Yu: "Teacher Ke, are you okay?"

Ke Fan: "Those who don't have a job, what do you think?"

Tang Yu: "My father often said that if you don't work hard today, you will work hard to find a job tomorrow."

Ke Fan: "I just tried too hard to hack and offend people..."

……

K in gj am es23: Yo, it's a blockbuster.From today onwards, I officially regard you as my opponent!

Tang Yu: "Your Majesty, it should be long ago. We are not afraid of wearing shoes if we are barefoot."

K in gj am es23: Tell me about the streaking under the Eiffel Tower? (Tang Yu really wanted to delete this message.)
Bite the bullet and go back: Hush, whisper, whisper again.This matter is known to everyone, it is a rumor!

K in gj am es23: It may not be just a rumor, right?
Curry joined in the fun: Your Majesty is holy!
K in gj am es23: Look, brother Ritian also said yes.

Of course Tang Yu refused to accept this anger, and resisted: No. 1 in the East and the West united to bully me, don't play like this!
Curry: I just go for the facts.

K in gj am es23: Yes, we eat melons have the right to know!

O'Neill, who had been diving for half a day, finally made a fuss: The right to know is a fart, this matter is over.

Kobe's follow-up post: Selling the hormone extracted from the venom of the African cobra, which reduces muscle loss. The side effects are still unknown, and maybe there are no side effects.Very cheap, 50 US dollars for 100 grams.First come, first served, don't miss this opportunity, don't miss it! @K in gj am es23@库里@唐宇@XXXXX
Tang Yu: Use my building to advertise?cost?

K in gj am es23: Don't be misled by Corvo, get back to business~
Antetokounmpo: Yes, yes, I also want to know what happened?
McConnell: Passionate.

Happy Beast Howard: Can you detain me for a try?
This year's No. [-] pick Fultz: Senior, as a newcomer, I want to learn from you.How do you trick people into running naked?
Towns: Brother, I'm not afraid of you when it comes to football skills.In terms of scheming, you are still amazing.

Wiggins: Hit my brother!It's the one upstairs.

Curry: A small post, 7 champions: O'Neal, James, Howard, Wiggins, Downs, Tang Yu, Fultz.Scared me, is this the rhythm of summoning the dragon?
Downs: No. [-] post, hehe...

Tang Yu scolded with his mobile phone: "Grandma, don't chat well."

Poke your finger on the phone and write the last sentence: this post is closed, no new messages are allowed, haha!
K in gj am es23: What's the big deal?Brothers, go to my Twitter, I will create a new post to talk about the "past events" between Tang Yu and O'Neill~
……

Tang Yu was about to turn off his mobile phone, but found a netizen named Zhang I ce Fly left a message in the front row: Tang Yu, you are so fierce, I love you so much! ! !
Zhang Ice Fly?Zhang Bingfei?Zhang Bingfei!

I go!

Silence!Silence!Tang Yu pointed his fingers and prohibited the ID ZhangIceFly from posting any more messages.

Oops, scared the baby to death.

(End of this chapter)