The King of NBA2K Trash Talk
Chapter 155 Tai Chi Must Win (1)
Chapter 155 Tai Chi Must Win (1)
Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Zidan brothers, Chinese kung fu has produced so many movie superstars; who are the Japanese kung fu movies?
Tang Yu vs Sasaki Dung Beetle, American boxing fans would rather believe that Tang Yu can win.
A large number of spectators gathered at the scene, and everyone was looking forward to this wonderful game.
……
Barkley: "Hahahaha, it's been so many years since I presided over a boxing match for the first time. It's funny, please don't mind the bad words."
O'Neill immediately found Barkley's loophole: "What are you talking about? Have you figured out the nature of the competition? This is a martial arts competition! Chinese Taijiquan vs. Japanese karate."
Barkley: "Have you been to China so many times, do you know anything about Tai Chi?"
O'Neill: "To be honest, I don't know much about it. But I know that Tang Yu plays Taijiquan every time he goes on stage."
Barkley: "Oh, doesn't that look awesome."
O'Neill: "Chinese martial arts are divided into performance style and actual combat style. Tang Yu's one may... not enter the flow..."
Barkley: "It's rare for you not to look up to him once."
O'Neill: "Let's get to know the players on both sides first... I'm used to it, let's get to know the players on both sides... Oh, who cares."
Barkley: "The first thing I would like to introduce to you is Mr. Tang Yu, an NBA player who occupies our home field advantage today. His nickname... NM is too long. I tried to pronounce it: Yushu Linfeng competes with Pan An, and a pear blossom crushes Begonia. I actually got it right, and it is not easy. Tang Yu has no record so far. Of course, he has not played a game yet."
O'Neill picked up the information in his hand and read: "Let me introduce today's villain pig's feet, Sasaki shit... Beetle. Wow, it's amazing, Mr. Dung Beetle has won a total of 83 matches in Japan and the world, and has won N martial arts championships. So far, the record is unbeaten. The opponents who compete with him are either disabled or paralyzed..."
O'Neill and Barkley glanced at each other. Will Tang Yu still have a chance to play basketball after this boxing match?
……
The league's godfather Xiao Hua also came to the scene in person, and said silently in his heart: Tang Yu, Tang Yu, you must win, the NBA can't afford to lose face.Or, give me a clean death.
Many guys in the league who didn't have a game also came to the scene today to cheer for Tang Yu. Of course, there are also big brothers who come to watch the jokes.
For example, Westbrook came to the scene wearing trendy clothes and Tyrannosaurus glasses.He did come to cheer.
Someone patted Westbrook on the shoulder, and Westbrook turned his head to see that the person who patted him was James Wong.
Zhan Huang: "What a coincidence, it's actually a meeting."
Westbrook: "Yes, Your Majesty."
Zhan Huang sat down: "Brother, are you here to watch the fun?"
Westbrook: "I'm here to cheer for Tang Shao."
I came to see how he was beaten to death.James: "I have been to Japan and met real karate masters. They are very powerful. It is not a big deal to cut off a 1-inch steel plate with one palm."
Westbrook: "I'll go, so awesome."
James: "I just pray that Tang Yu can still play basketball after today, hehe."
++++++++++++++++++++
Iverson, McConnell, and Simmons had no seats and mixed in.Standing in front of the ring, shouting non-stop before the match even started.
"Tang Yu, must win! Tang Yu, must win!"
Tang Yu: "Okay, my brothers. If you shout again, I should faint."
……
The game started with a "courtesy greeting" from both sides.
Sasaki bowed three times to Tang Yulian, as if he was worshiping the dead.
Too arrogant?Tang Yu made incense gestures with both hands, and bowed to the dead three times.
The gong sounds, ROUND1.
Tang Yu is wearing a Tang suit that his own shop has been rushing to make every day, and he is wearing a Chinese red generation on his feet, so he is a qualified spokesperson.Sasaki was dressed in a Japanese-style samurai uniform, with bare feet, and he was so awesome and mighty.
Tang Yu taunted at the beginning: "Aren't you karate? How did you become barefoot?"
Snapped!
Sasaki flew up and kicked Tang Yu's left shoulder.
What the dog said is really unreasonable.What about using your hands?You come up with a kick, what do you mean?
But Sasaki's kick was really heavy, and Tang Yu felt similar to being hit by James.Fortunately, Tang Yu has practiced Qi these two days, and the problem is not big.
Seeing that he had taken advantage, Sasaki kicked three times in a row, with vicious kicks.
Tang Yu slid his shoulders, leaned his body, and stepped back, avoiding direct contact with Sasaki.
Sasaki is a spring, and if you are weak, he will be strong. Seeing Tang Yu retreating step by step, Sasaki thought Tang Yu was afraid of him, so he pressed harder and harder, with vicious fists and feet, and soon suppressed Tang Yu to the edge of the ring.
Damn, do you think I'm afraid of you?
Tang Yu used his cloud hand to face Sasaki's forward punch head-on.
This collision shook Tang Yu to the rope twice, but Sasaki shouldn't be much better.
But after all, Sasaki is a cold-blooded demon king who has been in the martial arts field for a long time. He knows when to attack continuously, and cut Tang Yu's chest with a knife.
There is no way to hide from this trick!
McConnell at the side of the ring closed his eyes and said silently: "Namo Amitabha~"
Iverson and Simmons opened their mouths wide, afraid to speak.You will lose half your life if you suffer this blow, right?
James in the stands sneered with a half-smile: "KO"
Westbrook: "It won't be over like this, the tickets are so expensive, no matter what, we have to watch it for a while?" He thought that at least a few rounds would have to be played.
Faced with Sasaki's attacking knife, Tang Yu didn't mess up. Since he couldn't hide, he would be tough.
Clear the clouds and see the sun!
Tang Yu separated his hands, met Sasaki's hand knife with his elbow, and took the attack hard.The impact is really not small!Fortunately, the essence of Taijiquan is to dissolve, and Tang Yu also used internal strength to dissolve some of Sasaki's strength.
But, it's still really fucking painful.
……
Luo Jingyun in the audience couldn't help shaking his head: This kid is too unbearable.What is the essence of Tai Chi?One word: endure!
Sasaki couldn't stop, and slammed one side of his leg to the lower part of Tang Yu's right shoulder.
This time Tang Yu no longer thought that there was still a little time to breathe like last time, and he also slapped at the same time.Full of energy, he slapped Sasaki's face brightly.
Come on, hurt each other!
Sasaki has been fighting with people all year round, so he is naturally very powerful when he is beaten.Tang Yu's slap was nothing but slapping off one of his front teeth and a little bit of face.
Iverson: "Good!"
McConnell: "Screw him!"
Simmons: "Shoot him."
……
In the last round, Tang Yu and Sasaki each took advantage of each other, and the two immediately rejoined the battle, and they were about to be torn together.
Referee: "STOP!"
The first round is over.
Tang Yu hasn't had a good time playing yet: a boxing match is really too short, only 2 minutes, if it's 12 minutes like basketball, I'll kill you.
McConnell and Iverson immediately came over to massage their backs.
McConnell: "Boss, you cut him! Why don't you cut him?"
Iverson: "That's right, don't be soft-hearted, be ruthless!"
Tang Yu: "If you have the ability, you can try it?"
Luo Jingyun: "Listen to me..."
McConnell: "Boss, cut him to death, or beat him to death if you can't cut him."
Luo Jingyun was angry: "Listen to me! You two go away."
McConnell and Iverson obediently get out.
Luo Jingyun: "Xiaoyu, why are you so impetuous?"
Tang Yu: "Where is it? I just want to beat him up!"
Luo Jingyun reached out and massaged Tang Yu's shoulders, constantly inputting Tai Chi inner strength to help him adjust his breath.
"Tell me, what is Tai Chi?"
Tang Yu: "Huh?" I really haven't studied it carefully.
Luo Jingyun: "It's really too anxious to apply the word Tai Chi to you."
Tang Yu: "I express my dissatisfaction..."
Luo Jingyun: "I've said long ago that it's the stupidest thing to do. You need to ignore his moves, focus on yourself, and guide him to your own rhythm."
……
Here Sasaki dung beetle's apprentice Koizumi dung beetle is also giving him massages to relax.
Koizumi Wood Dung Beetle: "Master, that brat is no match for you. In the next round, you will definitely beat him to a brain damage."
Sasaki nodded in satisfaction: "Yoxi."
(End of this chapter)
Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Zidan brothers, Chinese kung fu has produced so many movie superstars; who are the Japanese kung fu movies?
Tang Yu vs Sasaki Dung Beetle, American boxing fans would rather believe that Tang Yu can win.
A large number of spectators gathered at the scene, and everyone was looking forward to this wonderful game.
……
Barkley: "Hahahaha, it's been so many years since I presided over a boxing match for the first time. It's funny, please don't mind the bad words."
O'Neill immediately found Barkley's loophole: "What are you talking about? Have you figured out the nature of the competition? This is a martial arts competition! Chinese Taijiquan vs. Japanese karate."
Barkley: "Have you been to China so many times, do you know anything about Tai Chi?"
O'Neill: "To be honest, I don't know much about it. But I know that Tang Yu plays Taijiquan every time he goes on stage."
Barkley: "Oh, doesn't that look awesome."
O'Neill: "Chinese martial arts are divided into performance style and actual combat style. Tang Yu's one may... not enter the flow..."
Barkley: "It's rare for you not to look up to him once."
O'Neill: "Let's get to know the players on both sides first... I'm used to it, let's get to know the players on both sides... Oh, who cares."
Barkley: "The first thing I would like to introduce to you is Mr. Tang Yu, an NBA player who occupies our home field advantage today. His nickname... NM is too long. I tried to pronounce it: Yushu Linfeng competes with Pan An, and a pear blossom crushes Begonia. I actually got it right, and it is not easy. Tang Yu has no record so far. Of course, he has not played a game yet."
O'Neill picked up the information in his hand and read: "Let me introduce today's villain pig's feet, Sasaki shit... Beetle. Wow, it's amazing, Mr. Dung Beetle has won a total of 83 matches in Japan and the world, and has won N martial arts championships. So far, the record is unbeaten. The opponents who compete with him are either disabled or paralyzed..."
O'Neill and Barkley glanced at each other. Will Tang Yu still have a chance to play basketball after this boxing match?
……
The league's godfather Xiao Hua also came to the scene in person, and said silently in his heart: Tang Yu, Tang Yu, you must win, the NBA can't afford to lose face.Or, give me a clean death.
Many guys in the league who didn't have a game also came to the scene today to cheer for Tang Yu. Of course, there are also big brothers who come to watch the jokes.
For example, Westbrook came to the scene wearing trendy clothes and Tyrannosaurus glasses.He did come to cheer.
Someone patted Westbrook on the shoulder, and Westbrook turned his head to see that the person who patted him was James Wong.
Zhan Huang: "What a coincidence, it's actually a meeting."
Westbrook: "Yes, Your Majesty."
Zhan Huang sat down: "Brother, are you here to watch the fun?"
Westbrook: "I'm here to cheer for Tang Shao."
I came to see how he was beaten to death.James: "I have been to Japan and met real karate masters. They are very powerful. It is not a big deal to cut off a 1-inch steel plate with one palm."
Westbrook: "I'll go, so awesome."
James: "I just pray that Tang Yu can still play basketball after today, hehe."
++++++++++++++++++++
Iverson, McConnell, and Simmons had no seats and mixed in.Standing in front of the ring, shouting non-stop before the match even started.
"Tang Yu, must win! Tang Yu, must win!"
Tang Yu: "Okay, my brothers. If you shout again, I should faint."
……
The game started with a "courtesy greeting" from both sides.
Sasaki bowed three times to Tang Yulian, as if he was worshiping the dead.
Too arrogant?Tang Yu made incense gestures with both hands, and bowed to the dead three times.
The gong sounds, ROUND1.
Tang Yu is wearing a Tang suit that his own shop has been rushing to make every day, and he is wearing a Chinese red generation on his feet, so he is a qualified spokesperson.Sasaki was dressed in a Japanese-style samurai uniform, with bare feet, and he was so awesome and mighty.
Tang Yu taunted at the beginning: "Aren't you karate? How did you become barefoot?"
Snapped!
Sasaki flew up and kicked Tang Yu's left shoulder.
What the dog said is really unreasonable.What about using your hands?You come up with a kick, what do you mean?
But Sasaki's kick was really heavy, and Tang Yu felt similar to being hit by James.Fortunately, Tang Yu has practiced Qi these two days, and the problem is not big.
Seeing that he had taken advantage, Sasaki kicked three times in a row, with vicious kicks.
Tang Yu slid his shoulders, leaned his body, and stepped back, avoiding direct contact with Sasaki.
Sasaki is a spring, and if you are weak, he will be strong. Seeing Tang Yu retreating step by step, Sasaki thought Tang Yu was afraid of him, so he pressed harder and harder, with vicious fists and feet, and soon suppressed Tang Yu to the edge of the ring.
Damn, do you think I'm afraid of you?
Tang Yu used his cloud hand to face Sasaki's forward punch head-on.
This collision shook Tang Yu to the rope twice, but Sasaki shouldn't be much better.
But after all, Sasaki is a cold-blooded demon king who has been in the martial arts field for a long time. He knows when to attack continuously, and cut Tang Yu's chest with a knife.
There is no way to hide from this trick!
McConnell at the side of the ring closed his eyes and said silently: "Namo Amitabha~"
Iverson and Simmons opened their mouths wide, afraid to speak.You will lose half your life if you suffer this blow, right?
James in the stands sneered with a half-smile: "KO"
Westbrook: "It won't be over like this, the tickets are so expensive, no matter what, we have to watch it for a while?" He thought that at least a few rounds would have to be played.
Faced with Sasaki's attacking knife, Tang Yu didn't mess up. Since he couldn't hide, he would be tough.
Clear the clouds and see the sun!
Tang Yu separated his hands, met Sasaki's hand knife with his elbow, and took the attack hard.The impact is really not small!Fortunately, the essence of Taijiquan is to dissolve, and Tang Yu also used internal strength to dissolve some of Sasaki's strength.
But, it's still really fucking painful.
……
Luo Jingyun in the audience couldn't help shaking his head: This kid is too unbearable.What is the essence of Tai Chi?One word: endure!
Sasaki couldn't stop, and slammed one side of his leg to the lower part of Tang Yu's right shoulder.
This time Tang Yu no longer thought that there was still a little time to breathe like last time, and he also slapped at the same time.Full of energy, he slapped Sasaki's face brightly.
Come on, hurt each other!
Sasaki has been fighting with people all year round, so he is naturally very powerful when he is beaten.Tang Yu's slap was nothing but slapping off one of his front teeth and a little bit of face.
Iverson: "Good!"
McConnell: "Screw him!"
Simmons: "Shoot him."
……
In the last round, Tang Yu and Sasaki each took advantage of each other, and the two immediately rejoined the battle, and they were about to be torn together.
Referee: "STOP!"
The first round is over.
Tang Yu hasn't had a good time playing yet: a boxing match is really too short, only 2 minutes, if it's 12 minutes like basketball, I'll kill you.
McConnell and Iverson immediately came over to massage their backs.
McConnell: "Boss, you cut him! Why don't you cut him?"
Iverson: "That's right, don't be soft-hearted, be ruthless!"
Tang Yu: "If you have the ability, you can try it?"
Luo Jingyun: "Listen to me..."
McConnell: "Boss, cut him to death, or beat him to death if you can't cut him."
Luo Jingyun was angry: "Listen to me! You two go away."
McConnell and Iverson obediently get out.
Luo Jingyun: "Xiaoyu, why are you so impetuous?"
Tang Yu: "Where is it? I just want to beat him up!"
Luo Jingyun reached out and massaged Tang Yu's shoulders, constantly inputting Tai Chi inner strength to help him adjust his breath.
"Tell me, what is Tai Chi?"
Tang Yu: "Huh?" I really haven't studied it carefully.
Luo Jingyun: "It's really too anxious to apply the word Tai Chi to you."
Tang Yu: "I express my dissatisfaction..."
Luo Jingyun: "I've said long ago that it's the stupidest thing to do. You need to ignore his moves, focus on yourself, and guide him to your own rhythm."
……
Here Sasaki dung beetle's apprentice Koizumi dung beetle is also giving him massages to relax.
Koizumi Wood Dung Beetle: "Master, that brat is no match for you. In the next round, you will definitely beat him to a brain damage."
Sasaki nodded in satisfaction: "Yoxi."
(End of this chapter)
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