The King of NBA2K Trash Talk
Chapter 103
Chapter 103
112:100.Not surprisingly, the Cavaliers won the game.
In the locker room, James, who was sitting quietly, couldn't be happier.The nerve knife is sometimes very useful when you get nervous.Although it's the same with the 76ers with him or without him, he still needs to be nervous in the finals against the Warriors.
There is only one standard for Zhan Huang to measure people: whether it is useful or not.
Finally came JR Smith's injury briefing.James carefully read the report in his hand: it was preliminarily determined to be a concussion, and further examination was needed for the specific degree.
Hey, you can't live without doing your own crimes!That person is not a good person, but a gentle hooligan.
The phone is ringing?Sven rogue called?
++++++++++++++++++++
Early the next morning, James called JR Smith after not sleeping well.
JR Smith: "LeBron?"
James: "Are you okay?"
JR Smith: "I feel pretty good myself, let's wait for today's test report."
James: "OK."
The Silence of Mystery? JR Smith: "You seem to have something else to say?"
James: "Old brother, what you did yesterday was a bit inappropriate..."
Obviously I was elbowed, but now you say I have a problem?Besides, don't I also want to stand up for that boy T Thompson?Going a little further, I contributed a lot to the team's success.
JR Smith: "I just want to get some face back for that kid Thompson."
James: "What happened on the field is in the past. But how do you explain what happened the night before yesterday?"
JR Smith couldn't understand: "You even know that?"
You dare not tell me about that, do you think Tang will not tell me?stupid!
James knocks the mountain and shakes the tiger: "Is there anything in Cleveland that I don't know?"
This time it was JR Smith's turn to be silent.
James: "Listen to me, don't fight with him anymore, Tang is a character."
JR Smith: "I..."
James: "Okay, you have a good rest."
++++++++++++++++++++
"Uncle, how are you doing?"
Luo Jingyun: "Don't worry."
Luo Jingyun's hands were kneading Adams' feet carefully, and from time to time, he input Tai Chi internal energy to test.
After a while, Luo Jingyun put away his hands and spit out two words: "Small injury."
Adams expressed doubts, he just touched it with his hands to know?I think it is more reliable to illuminate or something.
Tang Yu: "Uncle Master, it seems that there is no serious injury with you, right?"
Luo Jingyun: "You can't say that, I still can't heal things like losing my head."
I'm so anxious!Tang Yu: "Don't keep it up, what happened to Steven's injury?"
Luo Jingyun: "In the words of Western medicine, the anterior talar ligament is torn."
Torn anterior ligament?That's not too small of an injury!Tang Yu regrets it now, regretting that he didn't focus on JR Smith at that time.
Adams expressed his disbelief even more. You can know everything by just touching it?
Seeing Adams' confused eyes, Luo Jingyun knew that he didn't believe it, so he reached out and poked Adams' ankle.This is the internal force passing through the acupoint, which has the benefit of dredging the meridians, but it hurts Adams to death.
"Ah~" Adams couldn't help crying out, tears streaming down his face, he wanted to scold his mother.
First give you a blow, and then ask you whether you accept it or not.Luo Jingyun: "Big man, do you not believe me?"
Adams: "It's not scientific."
Tang Yu secretly said: You are stupid, you said you would die if you believed him?Courting death is not like that.
Luo Jingyun: "It's not unscientific, it's just that modern science can't explain a lot of science."
Adams: "I've heard that line before."
Luo Jingyun: "Give me your hand."
Adams became nervous: "What are you doing?"
Luo Jingyun: "Take your pulse for you."
Adams: "What is a horn?"
Tang Yu explained to him: "The pulse means to help you see a doctor, the method of Chinese medicine."
Adams: "I'm not sick."
Adams wanted to take his hand back, but found it impossible!The old man's hands are really strong, being pinched by him is like being clamped by pliers.Weird sorghum~
Luo Jingyun: "Resign yourself to fate, the more you struggle, the more hopeless you will be."
After pulse for a long time, Luo Jingyun suddenly asked a very strange question: "Big man, how old are you?"
Adams: "24 years old, what's the matter?"
Luo Jingyun turned into a fortune teller: "24 minus 6 equals 18. When you were 18 years old, you met a girl you liked, but unfortunately you were rejected by her, and you were still sad for a month."
(Adams said you should stop talking, I only have a little privacy~)
Tang Yu didn't believe it this time: "Uncle Shi, just be fooled!" The Chinese fortune-telling master is nothing more than one word: Meng!
But Adams opened his eyes wide and looked at Luo Jingyun as if he was looking at an expert in the world: "You are right, it happened six years ago."
Luo Jingyun looked at Tang Yu: "Do you believe it?"
Tang Yu: "Congratulations, you are right."
Luo Jingyun didn't care about Tang Yu, and said slowly: "All human emotions will be recorded by pulse conditions, and these pulse conditions will accompany you throughout your life and will never disappear. Now there is a new Chinese medicine science that studies pulse conditions to reflect human psychology. We call it pulse condition psychology."
Tang Yu/Adams: "So God?"
Luo Jingyun: "Never take your ignorance for granted."
Tang Yu: "Uncle Master, I believe it. Let's talk about Steven's injury. How long do you think it will take to heal him?"
Luo Jingyun: "This matter is not with me, but with him."
Adams: "What do you mean?"
Tang Yu: "You are here again."
Luo Jingyun: "Big man, do you need a slower recovery method or a faster recovery method?"
Adams: "Of course it's fast!" He had the race in mind.
Tang Yu: "Of course it is slow!" The competition is not important anymore, the body is the capital of the revolution.
Luo Jingyun: "Let me know after discussing it."
Adams: "Quick."
Tang Yu: "Slow."
Adams: "Boss, I have the final say on my injury!"
Tang Yu: "Don't worry. We haven't figured out how long it is fast and how long it is slow. Uncle, tell me?"
Luo Jingyun: "If it is fast, it will take 4 weeks. If it is slow, it will be 8 weeks."
In 4 weeks, the finals may be over.
Tang Yu looked at Adams proudly: "There is no choice, you should choose the slow method. The slow method can recover better, and the fast method is to exhaust the water and fish."
Adams resigned to his fate: "Okay, I will choose the slow one."
Luo Jingyun took out a stack of golden sore medicine stickers from his satchel: "Paste one sticker every day, and the affected area cannot see water. The quantity here is not enough. I will ask my apprentice to bring it to you tomorrow."
Adams: "Can this thing be posted?"
Tang Yu turned into a salesman in seconds: "If I can post it, I will post it, and the effect is not bad."
Adams: "Oh."
Luo Jingyun: "I won't prescribe oral medicine for you. Guess you don't like to drink Chinese medicine either. Anyway, you still have to go to a Western doctor, so let them prescribe you some oral medicine!"
Adams: "Yeah."
Luo Jingyun: "Tomorrow I will ask my apprentice to give you a massage, once a week, to unblock your meridians."
Adams: "Good."
Luo Jingyun: "With me here, everything is not a problem."
Tang Yu: "Uncle Master is mighty."
Luo Jingyun: "Your full name is Steven Adams, right?"
Adams: "Yes."
Luo Jingyun: "Tomorrow, I will ask my apprentice to bring you the receipt and bank information. For my nephew's sake, I will give you a [-]% discount, [-] US dollars."
Adams:"……"
Why do you feel as if you were tricked by this uncle and nephew?
++++++++++++++++++++
Adams waited in his wheelchair.
The team doctor Locke finally came out.
"Steven, your injury has been analyzed."
Adams said: "Torn ligament in front row?"
Locke: "Okay. I have learned knowledge very well, and I can guess where I was injured."
Bullshit, the genius doctor told me.
Adams: "How long will it take to recover?"
Rock: "From 12 weeks to 16 weeks, I will definitely be able to play next season. But you have to stop."
Let's go to the Chinese medicine doctor, he said that it will be cured in 8 weeks.
Adams walked away slowly, shaking his wheelchair.
Locke: Am I unemployed?
(End of this chapter)
112:100.Not surprisingly, the Cavaliers won the game.
In the locker room, James, who was sitting quietly, couldn't be happier.The nerve knife is sometimes very useful when you get nervous.Although it's the same with the 76ers with him or without him, he still needs to be nervous in the finals against the Warriors.
There is only one standard for Zhan Huang to measure people: whether it is useful or not.
Finally came JR Smith's injury briefing.James carefully read the report in his hand: it was preliminarily determined to be a concussion, and further examination was needed for the specific degree.
Hey, you can't live without doing your own crimes!That person is not a good person, but a gentle hooligan.
The phone is ringing?Sven rogue called?
++++++++++++++++++++
Early the next morning, James called JR Smith after not sleeping well.
JR Smith: "LeBron?"
James: "Are you okay?"
JR Smith: "I feel pretty good myself, let's wait for today's test report."
James: "OK."
The Silence of Mystery? JR Smith: "You seem to have something else to say?"
James: "Old brother, what you did yesterday was a bit inappropriate..."
Obviously I was elbowed, but now you say I have a problem?Besides, don't I also want to stand up for that boy T Thompson?Going a little further, I contributed a lot to the team's success.
JR Smith: "I just want to get some face back for that kid Thompson."
James: "What happened on the field is in the past. But how do you explain what happened the night before yesterday?"
JR Smith couldn't understand: "You even know that?"
You dare not tell me about that, do you think Tang will not tell me?stupid!
James knocks the mountain and shakes the tiger: "Is there anything in Cleveland that I don't know?"
This time it was JR Smith's turn to be silent.
James: "Listen to me, don't fight with him anymore, Tang is a character."
JR Smith: "I..."
James: "Okay, you have a good rest."
++++++++++++++++++++
"Uncle, how are you doing?"
Luo Jingyun: "Don't worry."
Luo Jingyun's hands were kneading Adams' feet carefully, and from time to time, he input Tai Chi internal energy to test.
After a while, Luo Jingyun put away his hands and spit out two words: "Small injury."
Adams expressed doubts, he just touched it with his hands to know?I think it is more reliable to illuminate or something.
Tang Yu: "Uncle Master, it seems that there is no serious injury with you, right?"
Luo Jingyun: "You can't say that, I still can't heal things like losing my head."
I'm so anxious!Tang Yu: "Don't keep it up, what happened to Steven's injury?"
Luo Jingyun: "In the words of Western medicine, the anterior talar ligament is torn."
Torn anterior ligament?That's not too small of an injury!Tang Yu regrets it now, regretting that he didn't focus on JR Smith at that time.
Adams expressed his disbelief even more. You can know everything by just touching it?
Seeing Adams' confused eyes, Luo Jingyun knew that he didn't believe it, so he reached out and poked Adams' ankle.This is the internal force passing through the acupoint, which has the benefit of dredging the meridians, but it hurts Adams to death.
"Ah~" Adams couldn't help crying out, tears streaming down his face, he wanted to scold his mother.
First give you a blow, and then ask you whether you accept it or not.Luo Jingyun: "Big man, do you not believe me?"
Adams: "It's not scientific."
Tang Yu secretly said: You are stupid, you said you would die if you believed him?Courting death is not like that.
Luo Jingyun: "It's not unscientific, it's just that modern science can't explain a lot of science."
Adams: "I've heard that line before."
Luo Jingyun: "Give me your hand."
Adams became nervous: "What are you doing?"
Luo Jingyun: "Take your pulse for you."
Adams: "What is a horn?"
Tang Yu explained to him: "The pulse means to help you see a doctor, the method of Chinese medicine."
Adams: "I'm not sick."
Adams wanted to take his hand back, but found it impossible!The old man's hands are really strong, being pinched by him is like being clamped by pliers.Weird sorghum~
Luo Jingyun: "Resign yourself to fate, the more you struggle, the more hopeless you will be."
After pulse for a long time, Luo Jingyun suddenly asked a very strange question: "Big man, how old are you?"
Adams: "24 years old, what's the matter?"
Luo Jingyun turned into a fortune teller: "24 minus 6 equals 18. When you were 18 years old, you met a girl you liked, but unfortunately you were rejected by her, and you were still sad for a month."
(Adams said you should stop talking, I only have a little privacy~)
Tang Yu didn't believe it this time: "Uncle Shi, just be fooled!" The Chinese fortune-telling master is nothing more than one word: Meng!
But Adams opened his eyes wide and looked at Luo Jingyun as if he was looking at an expert in the world: "You are right, it happened six years ago."
Luo Jingyun looked at Tang Yu: "Do you believe it?"
Tang Yu: "Congratulations, you are right."
Luo Jingyun didn't care about Tang Yu, and said slowly: "All human emotions will be recorded by pulse conditions, and these pulse conditions will accompany you throughout your life and will never disappear. Now there is a new Chinese medicine science that studies pulse conditions to reflect human psychology. We call it pulse condition psychology."
Tang Yu/Adams: "So God?"
Luo Jingyun: "Never take your ignorance for granted."
Tang Yu: "Uncle Master, I believe it. Let's talk about Steven's injury. How long do you think it will take to heal him?"
Luo Jingyun: "This matter is not with me, but with him."
Adams: "What do you mean?"
Tang Yu: "You are here again."
Luo Jingyun: "Big man, do you need a slower recovery method or a faster recovery method?"
Adams: "Of course it's fast!" He had the race in mind.
Tang Yu: "Of course it is slow!" The competition is not important anymore, the body is the capital of the revolution.
Luo Jingyun: "Let me know after discussing it."
Adams: "Quick."
Tang Yu: "Slow."
Adams: "Boss, I have the final say on my injury!"
Tang Yu: "Don't worry. We haven't figured out how long it is fast and how long it is slow. Uncle, tell me?"
Luo Jingyun: "If it is fast, it will take 4 weeks. If it is slow, it will be 8 weeks."
In 4 weeks, the finals may be over.
Tang Yu looked at Adams proudly: "There is no choice, you should choose the slow method. The slow method can recover better, and the fast method is to exhaust the water and fish."
Adams resigned to his fate: "Okay, I will choose the slow one."
Luo Jingyun took out a stack of golden sore medicine stickers from his satchel: "Paste one sticker every day, and the affected area cannot see water. The quantity here is not enough. I will ask my apprentice to bring it to you tomorrow."
Adams: "Can this thing be posted?"
Tang Yu turned into a salesman in seconds: "If I can post it, I will post it, and the effect is not bad."
Adams: "Oh."
Luo Jingyun: "I won't prescribe oral medicine for you. Guess you don't like to drink Chinese medicine either. Anyway, you still have to go to a Western doctor, so let them prescribe you some oral medicine!"
Adams: "Yeah."
Luo Jingyun: "Tomorrow I will ask my apprentice to give you a massage, once a week, to unblock your meridians."
Adams: "Good."
Luo Jingyun: "With me here, everything is not a problem."
Tang Yu: "Uncle Master is mighty."
Luo Jingyun: "Your full name is Steven Adams, right?"
Adams: "Yes."
Luo Jingyun: "Tomorrow, I will ask my apprentice to bring you the receipt and bank information. For my nephew's sake, I will give you a [-]% discount, [-] US dollars."
Adams:"……"
Why do you feel as if you were tricked by this uncle and nephew?
++++++++++++++++++++
Adams waited in his wheelchair.
The team doctor Locke finally came out.
"Steven, your injury has been analyzed."
Adams said: "Torn ligament in front row?"
Locke: "Okay. I have learned knowledge very well, and I can guess where I was injured."
Bullshit, the genius doctor told me.
Adams: "How long will it take to recover?"
Rock: "From 12 weeks to 16 weeks, I will definitely be able to play next season. But you have to stop."
Let's go to the Chinese medicine doctor, he said that it will be cured in 8 weeks.
Adams walked away slowly, shaking his wheelchair.
Locke: Am I unemployed?
(End of this chapter)
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