Green Destroyer
Chapter 153 Desperate and pitiful!
Chapter 153 Desperate and pitiful!
"Let's see, what happened?!"
"The biggest threat and the only trump card of the Chinese team... actually gave up the attack and played as a temporary goalkeeper?!"
"It is said that weak teams are goalkeepers. Chinese football is so weak, shouldn't there be many good goalkeepers?"
"Can't 13 billion Chinese people even find a temporary goalkeeper?"
"Why did you let Chen Ritian be the goalkeeper?!"
"He hasn't practiced goalkeeping skills at all, has he? He doesn't even know how to wear gloves!"
"I don't want to watch Chen Ritian keep the goal! I want to watch Chen Ritian score!"
"This one is going to be broken!"
"My wealth and life!"
"The situation changes suddenly, and the spinach company laughs haha!"
"Old Tie upstairs, is there still room on the roof?"
In the 30th minute, when Chen Hao was just standing on the goal line, the media platforms all over the world instantly exploded on the spot.
The scene of this game was extremely exciting. England and China scored goals one after another. After only 30 minutes of playing, they reached a score of 6-4. Both fans and neutral spectators were very impressed. Brilliant - although England's players fell a little too much...
But after 30 minutes, the style of the game became a bit difficult to adapt to.
The Chinese team, which only had nine players fighting, went directly to Fang Feizi. Except for Chen Hao, the other eight players stood directly in the two corner flag areas, completely giving up a large area of the center to England!
Harry Kane and his teammates were completely dumbfounded!
They have played football for so many years, but they have never seen it played like this!
But they reacted immediately, and launched the most vicious attack on Chen Hao, who was guarding the gate!
Do you want to feel the taste of gunfire?
Then we'll cum for you!
-
"Harry Kane shot! Almost a dead end!"
"Chen Hao easily confiscated it! He seems to have been waiting there for a long time!"
"Chen Hao beat five people in a row! England's defense line is like paper!"
"He ran 80 meters! Pickford knelt down! 8-4!"
"Kane shoots again! Not in! 9-4!"
"Kane shot from a small angle! Still missed! 10-4!"
"Sterling's happy football shot! Ah! No use! 11-4!"
"Sterling fought with his left and right feet! Chen Hao was not fooled! 12-4!
……
When England's players complete a shot, their goalkeeper Pickford has to pick the ball from the goal.
When the first half of the game was coming to an end, the score had expanded from 6-4 to 14-4!
Chen Hao scored 15 goals in 8 minutes, scoring a goal almost every 2 minutes!
After the second half started, after he scored four more goals in 10 minutes, Harry Kane and his teammates knelt down on the penalty area line!
They used the most difficult shooting method they could imagine, but no matter how they cooperated or how they chose the angle, they couldn't escape Chen Hao's hands!
What Casillas, Valdes, De Gea, Buffon, Cech, Lloris, Diego Lopez, Ter Stegen, Neuer, Oblak, Courtois, Alisson, Kahn, Lehmann, Seaman, Cesar, Van der Sar, Schmeichel, Chilavert, Subisareta, Zoff, Yashin... these goalkeepers combined are not as good as the striker!
Is there a goalkeeper who can score 12 goals in a row while keeping a clean sheet? ! -
The desperate Harry Kane gave up and continued to shoot. They began to delay time in their backcourt, trying to keep the score of 18-4 to the end.
But...they failed!
They don't even qualify for passive competition!
From the 30th minute to the 55th minute, the players of the Chinese team rushed out like tigers, breaking the ball from the feet of the physically and mentally exhausted England players!
But something surprising happened:
The Chinese team, who had finally completed the steal, did not take advantage of the situation and hit a quick counterattack. Instead, they passed the ball to their own half tens of meters away!
Chen Hao was very pleased to receive the pass back, and gave a thumbs up to those teammates:
"Boys, you did a great job!"
Then... it's a dragon!
-
In a corner of the stands, an intelligence coach of the French team is eagerly calling his boss:
"Didier, we're done! Chen Hao secretly trained the goalkeeper. Even if we can bribe the Chinese team's defender, we can't get past his ten fingers!"
With the same expression as him, there are also some giants in the gaming industry. They really wanted to try to contact the goalkeeper or defender of the Chinese team, so as to manipulate the score and seek more benefits for themselves.
But after watching the game 30 minutes later, they completely gave up this idea!
TMD!
Even Sterling's flawed outside instep shot can be easily resolved, and even England's intentional teamwork to change the direction of the shot can save the day... That devil, what else can't be dealt with? !
"Drip, drip, drip!"
Finally, three long whistles sounded in the air above the court.
The England players left this hell dejectedly! -
"I once thought I had found a tactic to restrain the Chinese team, and I was even secretly happy, but the cruel reality slapped me in the face, making me never forget today's nightmare!"
At the press conference after the game, Southgate revealed his mental activities to hundreds of reporters:
"I didn't even know how I got through the second half. My only thought was to raise the flag!"
He took a breath, and glared fiercely at Chen Hao who was sitting on the side:
"Seriously, if I had a shotgun in my hand at that time, I would definitely lose control of myself and break your legs directly!"
Chen Hao smiled lightly and didn't care.
I'm sorry, my knowledgeable domineering has already reached the state of doing whatever I want, not to mention you use bullets, even if you use lasers, missiles, and nuclear bombs...I, I, I, I, I, I can avoid it!
——I'm sorry, this awesome bragging is too big to be round.
-
Southgate has not finished his speech, just listen to him continue:
"Here, I would like to advise the head coach of the French team, Didier Deschamps, that the final is meaningless, and it is still too late to surrender!
Believe me, facing such a Chinese team, you have no chance of winning at all!Not even one in a hundred million!You might not even score a single goal! "
Didier Deschamps, who was watching live TV at the French team's training base, shed tears silently:
"South Gate" (Southgate's name is southgate) big brother, I believe you!
But... this tmd is the final of the World Cup, more than one billion people are watching it at the same time, and there are many political leaders and heads of state in person to watch it, how could I not play it!
If I don't play, I will definitely be shot on the streets of Paris by the men in black from those gaming organizations! -
At the end, of course, Chen Hao has to express his important thoughts:
"Many people often criticize me for not working hard when the team is defending, and here I can finally explain.
It's not that I don't want to participate in defense, it's really... Once I do participate in defense, other teammates can completely rest.
This will undoubtedly obliterate the meaning of their existence, and even make them lose their job opportunities. How can I be so cruel for the unity of the team?
Whether it is FIFA, PES, FM, or other games or forum data, I hope you can re-examine my defensive ability from an objective perspective!
Although I seldom defend, it definitely does not mean that I am incapable! "
-
2018 is coming to an end, and I would like to thank the readers for their company.
Tomorrow this book will usher in the final ending, I wish you all the best in the new year!
(End of this chapter)
"Let's see, what happened?!"
"The biggest threat and the only trump card of the Chinese team... actually gave up the attack and played as a temporary goalkeeper?!"
"It is said that weak teams are goalkeepers. Chinese football is so weak, shouldn't there be many good goalkeepers?"
"Can't 13 billion Chinese people even find a temporary goalkeeper?"
"Why did you let Chen Ritian be the goalkeeper?!"
"He hasn't practiced goalkeeping skills at all, has he? He doesn't even know how to wear gloves!"
"I don't want to watch Chen Ritian keep the goal! I want to watch Chen Ritian score!"
"This one is going to be broken!"
"My wealth and life!"
"The situation changes suddenly, and the spinach company laughs haha!"
"Old Tie upstairs, is there still room on the roof?"
In the 30th minute, when Chen Hao was just standing on the goal line, the media platforms all over the world instantly exploded on the spot.
The scene of this game was extremely exciting. England and China scored goals one after another. After only 30 minutes of playing, they reached a score of 6-4. Both fans and neutral spectators were very impressed. Brilliant - although England's players fell a little too much...
But after 30 minutes, the style of the game became a bit difficult to adapt to.
The Chinese team, which only had nine players fighting, went directly to Fang Feizi. Except for Chen Hao, the other eight players stood directly in the two corner flag areas, completely giving up a large area of the center to England!
Harry Kane and his teammates were completely dumbfounded!
They have played football for so many years, but they have never seen it played like this!
But they reacted immediately, and launched the most vicious attack on Chen Hao, who was guarding the gate!
Do you want to feel the taste of gunfire?
Then we'll cum for you!
-
"Harry Kane shot! Almost a dead end!"
"Chen Hao easily confiscated it! He seems to have been waiting there for a long time!"
"Chen Hao beat five people in a row! England's defense line is like paper!"
"He ran 80 meters! Pickford knelt down! 8-4!"
"Kane shoots again! Not in! 9-4!"
"Kane shot from a small angle! Still missed! 10-4!"
"Sterling's happy football shot! Ah! No use! 11-4!"
"Sterling fought with his left and right feet! Chen Hao was not fooled! 12-4!
……
When England's players complete a shot, their goalkeeper Pickford has to pick the ball from the goal.
When the first half of the game was coming to an end, the score had expanded from 6-4 to 14-4!
Chen Hao scored 15 goals in 8 minutes, scoring a goal almost every 2 minutes!
After the second half started, after he scored four more goals in 10 minutes, Harry Kane and his teammates knelt down on the penalty area line!
They used the most difficult shooting method they could imagine, but no matter how they cooperated or how they chose the angle, they couldn't escape Chen Hao's hands!
What Casillas, Valdes, De Gea, Buffon, Cech, Lloris, Diego Lopez, Ter Stegen, Neuer, Oblak, Courtois, Alisson, Kahn, Lehmann, Seaman, Cesar, Van der Sar, Schmeichel, Chilavert, Subisareta, Zoff, Yashin... these goalkeepers combined are not as good as the striker!
Is there a goalkeeper who can score 12 goals in a row while keeping a clean sheet? ! -
The desperate Harry Kane gave up and continued to shoot. They began to delay time in their backcourt, trying to keep the score of 18-4 to the end.
But...they failed!
They don't even qualify for passive competition!
From the 30th minute to the 55th minute, the players of the Chinese team rushed out like tigers, breaking the ball from the feet of the physically and mentally exhausted England players!
But something surprising happened:
The Chinese team, who had finally completed the steal, did not take advantage of the situation and hit a quick counterattack. Instead, they passed the ball to their own half tens of meters away!
Chen Hao was very pleased to receive the pass back, and gave a thumbs up to those teammates:
"Boys, you did a great job!"
Then... it's a dragon!
-
In a corner of the stands, an intelligence coach of the French team is eagerly calling his boss:
"Didier, we're done! Chen Hao secretly trained the goalkeeper. Even if we can bribe the Chinese team's defender, we can't get past his ten fingers!"
With the same expression as him, there are also some giants in the gaming industry. They really wanted to try to contact the goalkeeper or defender of the Chinese team, so as to manipulate the score and seek more benefits for themselves.
But after watching the game 30 minutes later, they completely gave up this idea!
TMD!
Even Sterling's flawed outside instep shot can be easily resolved, and even England's intentional teamwork to change the direction of the shot can save the day... That devil, what else can't be dealt with? !
"Drip, drip, drip!"
Finally, three long whistles sounded in the air above the court.
The England players left this hell dejectedly! -
"I once thought I had found a tactic to restrain the Chinese team, and I was even secretly happy, but the cruel reality slapped me in the face, making me never forget today's nightmare!"
At the press conference after the game, Southgate revealed his mental activities to hundreds of reporters:
"I didn't even know how I got through the second half. My only thought was to raise the flag!"
He took a breath, and glared fiercely at Chen Hao who was sitting on the side:
"Seriously, if I had a shotgun in my hand at that time, I would definitely lose control of myself and break your legs directly!"
Chen Hao smiled lightly and didn't care.
I'm sorry, my knowledgeable domineering has already reached the state of doing whatever I want, not to mention you use bullets, even if you use lasers, missiles, and nuclear bombs...I, I, I, I, I, I can avoid it!
——I'm sorry, this awesome bragging is too big to be round.
-
Southgate has not finished his speech, just listen to him continue:
"Here, I would like to advise the head coach of the French team, Didier Deschamps, that the final is meaningless, and it is still too late to surrender!
Believe me, facing such a Chinese team, you have no chance of winning at all!Not even one in a hundred million!You might not even score a single goal! "
Didier Deschamps, who was watching live TV at the French team's training base, shed tears silently:
"South Gate" (Southgate's name is southgate) big brother, I believe you!
But... this tmd is the final of the World Cup, more than one billion people are watching it at the same time, and there are many political leaders and heads of state in person to watch it, how could I not play it!
If I don't play, I will definitely be shot on the streets of Paris by the men in black from those gaming organizations! -
At the end, of course, Chen Hao has to express his important thoughts:
"Many people often criticize me for not working hard when the team is defending, and here I can finally explain.
It's not that I don't want to participate in defense, it's really... Once I do participate in defense, other teammates can completely rest.
This will undoubtedly obliterate the meaning of their existence, and even make them lose their job opportunities. How can I be so cruel for the unity of the team?
Whether it is FIFA, PES, FM, or other games or forum data, I hope you can re-examine my defensive ability from an objective perspective!
Although I seldom defend, it definitely does not mean that I am incapable! "
-
2018 is coming to an end, and I would like to thank the readers for their company.
Tomorrow this book will usher in the final ending, I wish you all the best in the new year!
(End of this chapter)
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