I'm a ball devil

Chapter 129 Women's Barkley

"The youngest Mr. 50+!"

"The first man after Iverson!"

"The best scoring rookie this year!"

"The most dazzling player in the Christmas game!"

……

All kinds of praise rushed towards Ye Hao.

The most obvious manifestation is that his All-Star votes have soared rapidly. His votes are almost surpassing Iverson, and the upward momentum is very violent.

By the time the results of the first round of voting came out, he surpassed Iverson in the number of votes for the western guard position and ranked second.

If the All-Star Game starts now, he will be the starting guard in the Western Conference.

The best rookie award in the Western Conference in December undoubtedly belongs to Ye Hao again.

And this month, Ye Hao won the best rookie of the week in the Western Conference every time.

Every time he won an award, Ye Hao felt a little embarrassed looking at Durant's envious eyes.

You know, in the previous life, both of these awards were won by Durant.

Now that he has crossed over, he has snatched away what originally belonged to Durant.

Well, this feeling of stealing awards...

Why do you feel a little dark?
After winning the Trail Blazers in the Christmas game, Ye Hao led the Sonics to win the last three games in December, achieving a rare 12-game winning streak.

By the first game in January 2008, they lost an away game to the Suns, ending the winning streak.

However, the team is gradually finding some sense of winning the game.

From Phoenix, they flew to Washington for an away game against the Wizards.

On the night they flew to Washington, Ye Hao's buddy Nick Young, whom Ye Hao met in Kobe's training camp, invited him out to a nightclub for a party.

But Ye Hao refused, and just asked to find a quieter place, and the two of them had a drink together.

In the gathering, Nick Young talked about his fulfilling and happy rookie life.

He mentioned that after receiving his first month's salary, he spent 1000 dollars to buy a pair of cool sunglasses.

It's just that when he returned to the locker room, he found that the team boss Arenas was playing with the sunglasses.

He was in a hurry, because Arenas is a lunatic, he can do things like shit in his teammates' sneakers, and there is nothing Arenas can't do.

He told Arenas that the sunglasses cost him a lot of money.

But it was fine if he didn't say that, but when he said it, Arenas got excited and broke his sunglasses.

As a rookie on the team with little status, Nick Young dared not speak out, so he could only bear it silently.

Unexpectedly, when he came back from training, he found that 2000 dollars had been placed in his place.

It was given to him by Arenas.

After this incident, he hung out with Arenas, and was taken by Arenas to see nightclubs in many places.

So when Ye Hao came, Nick Yang's first thought was to take Ye Hao to a nightclub to experience the noise and enjoyment of life in that nightclub.

Ye Hao advised Nick Young to go to nightclubs less and spend more time on training. If he is willing to spend more time on training, his career will be more successful.

Ye Hao just told Nick Yang tactfully what Arenas said in the interview he had seen in his previous life.

"I saw talent in Nick Young," Arenas said in that interview.

If he works hard, he will develop into an excellent defender.

So, from then on, I covered him like my little brother.

But the problem also arises from this: when I take care of him like a little brother, I get injured again and again, and these injuries change me. I am no longer a training freak, but a nightclub guy.

Those rookies who hang out with me will naturally become clubbers.

Everyone no longer focuses on training and competition.

When I'm on the road, I don't go to practice, I go to nightclubs.Rookies always want to come after me.

So he's drinking and drinking with me, which is pretty bad for him.

Those young players, they always pay more attention to my off-court activities than on-court performance.

So, I kind of took them all down, including Bu Laiqie, McGee and Nick Young. "

However, whether Nick Young will listen to it or not is another matter.

After the gathering, Ye Hao went back to the hotel and practiced shooting for a while before going to wash and sleep.

As a ball monster, I feel uncomfortable if I don't practice for a day.

If you don't practice the ball, how can you be considered a ball monster?

The next day, the game between the Sonics and the Wizards began.

The starting lineup of the Sonics was slightly adjusted, and Jeff Green was defended as the starting power forward. Point guard Watson, shooting guard Ye Hao, small forward Durant, power forward Jeff Green and Center Nick Collison.

When Jeff Green came on the field, he excitedly told Ye Hao that he could start fighting side by side with the boss again.

He also said that he will play very seriously and desperately, and will not embarrass the boss.

After all, he is a self-aware player who has been brutally abused by Ye Hao and infected by the temperament of the ball demon.

In this way, the former "Three Young Supersonics" at the beginning of the season became the "Double Arrogance" and appeared in Washington with a younger brother who was a little bit behind.

Wizards' starting lineup: point guard Arenas, shooting guard DeShawn Stevenson, small forward Caron Butler, power forward Antawn Jamison, center Brandon Haywood .

At first glance, this lineup is quite strong.

After Larry Hughes was poached by the Cavaliers and went to Cleveland to assist the little emperor James, the Wizards sent Kwame Brown, the parallel import champion selected by His Majesty the Flying Man, to the Lakers and traded for Caron Butler to fill Hughes After leaving the vacancy, the team reorganized the troika.

In other words, the Wizards and the Cavaliers are really a pair of enemies, this is not only to say that they are facing each other on the court.

The Wizards once tried their best to prevent James from becoming king in a short period of time, although it all ended in failure.

However, the Wizards at that time still gave people hope.

As for the Cavaliers, Larry Hughes, who fell in love with the Wizards two years ago, paid a high price to poach him to assist James.

But this is not over yet, and they will continue to poach Antawn Jamison to assist James in the future.

In other words, the two generals who once assisted Arenas, the former Wizards troika, except for Arenas, the other two horses, um, were all ridden by James...

Tsk, this relationship is quite confusing.

It's just that the two signings of the Cavaliers ultimately failed to give James a taste of winning the championship.

Speaking of James, there is another guy in the Wizards that gives James a headache at this time, DiShawn Stevenson.

As long as Stevenson faces James in the game, he will be very excited, talking trash to James, and greeting James' relatives and friends.

Whenever he shoots a basketball under James' defense, he always humiliates James by covering his face with his hands, saying that James has been humiliated by him.

This season, he even said in an interview that James is definitely overrated, and the Cavaliers have villains.

Such behavior irritated James extremely.

But James can only do nothing, because he can't kill the opponent.

Before the game started, there was another thing that made the fans at the scene feel happy.

Earlier, Barkley bet with Kenny Smith that Ye Hao could not score 50 points, but he lost again.

The loser is going to choose a game with the Sonics and wear a pink skirt to commentate.

Today he came, Barkley came in a little pink dress.

In order to look like that image, Barkley also deliberately put on a golden wig.

Everyone can imagine the scene, the fat Buckley, with the golden wig on his head, and the fat all over his body, he was forcibly squeezed into a pink princess skirt that didn't fit at all.

The whole skirt was about to be torn apart by him, revealing the black fat inside, and he was not wearing any other clothes underneath.

Commonly known as a vacuum.

When Kenny Smith saw Barkley like this, he was about to lie on the ground laughing.

Seeing Kenny Smith smiling like that, Barkley intentionally imitated a woman's eyes, glanced at Smith from the corner of his eye, and raised his orchid finger with his right hand, "What are you laughing at? I think he is not good enough Is it pretty?"

Kenny Smith was so amused by these words that he almost spat out his old blood. He suddenly regretted making such a bet with Barkley, and then let a monster like Barkley come out to harm people. He was the one who was killed first. .

This is, it's really ugly~Eight monsters~Oops!

The fans at the scene couldn't bear to look directly at them, they laughed and collapsed on the scene, many of them were still vomiting.

Some of them are really throwing up.

I even vomited out what I ate last night.

However, Barkley sat behind the commentary table, feeling a little better about himself, "Kenny, you are right, when I first wore this little skirt, I really felt quite ashamed.

However, after wearing it for a while, I got used to it a little bit, and looked at myself in the mirror, hey, there is a little more charm.

Sure enough, there is a difference between women's clothing only once and unlimited times.

Now I'm kind of looking forward to the feeling of wearing women's clothing next time. "

Kenny Smith really just wanted to say to Barkley at this time, please be human.

He shook his head and said, "Well, am I right? But I suggest you wear it at home instead of going out on the street.

I'm afraid you will be beaten to death! "

The game on the field has already begun. Led by Ye Hao's two consecutive three-pointers, the Sonics took a 3-point lead in the opening game.

Barkley said, "Kenny, shall we make another bet?

Just bet on whether Ye Hao can score 20+ points in this game.

I bet he can't, and if he can, I lose and I'm willing to dress up again. "

What Barkley said made Kenny Smith tremble, he quickly waved his hand, "No more gambling, no more gambling, I feel that I have bad luck recently and can't win.

Moreover, I quit gambling, and I will never gamble again in the future. "

"Really? That's such a pity, can't you give me a chance to win once?"

Kenny Smith said firmly, "Really!"

Wow, do you want to win?
You clearly want to lose!
Charles, you are so perverted.

He quickly changed the subject and brought the topic back to the game, "Arenas' three-pointer evened the difference between the two sides.

Which side do you think will win today?
The Sonics just had a four-game winning streak, but the last game was ended by the Suns.

Can they bottom out this time? "

Barkley then said: "Kenny, how about we just bet on the outcome of this game, if you win, I'll dress as a woman, if I win, I'll dress as a woman.

what do you think? "

Kenny Smith blinked again and again, he was a little dizzy by Barkley's words,

This guy feels like he can't get around it.

"No betting, no more betting! Let's continue watching the game."

At this time, Barkley didn't continue to pester women's clothing, "The Wizards are a rather strange team.

Call it strong, but it has repeatedly failed to make breakthroughs in the playoffs.

But if you want to say that it is weak, it has a record that is tougher than other strong teams.

However, no matter how you look at it, the Wizards are stronger than the Sonics on paper.

I'm afraid the Sonics will have a losing streak in this game. "

After Barkley finished speaking, Ye Hao assisted Durant to score a jumper to help the team take the lead again.

Kenny Smith smiled and glanced at Barkley, this partner is a bit poisonous.

Looking back, the Wizards attacked, Arenas held the ball in his hand, faced Watson, after feinting, passed Watson, stopped and shot, two points from long distance, and scored the ball.

Watson really couldn't guard Agent Zero, he was almost beaten into a colander by Arenas.

Ye Hao stepped forward and told Watson that next time he will defend Arenas.

Watson was a little ashamed. He knew he couldn't defend himself. Arenas was a top scorer in the league who dared to challenge Kobe at his peak.

But coach Carlesimo didn't intend to arrange for Ye Hao to defend Arenas.

Because the Sonics now rely more on Ye Hao's offense than on his defense.

Generally speaking, one's own offensive arrow players are rarely arranged to defend the opponent's offensive offensive players.

In that case, the consumption on both offensive and defensive ends will be too great, which will lead to excessive physical exertion of the players, and may even outweigh the gains.

Therefore, the role players with special defensive positioning are generally allowed to mark the opponent's outstanding offensive players, to consume the opponent, to fight the opponent desperately, and to let the offensive players of their own side save their energy as much as possible, and give the opponent a fatal blow when attacking. .

So Watson knew that Carlesimo arranged for him to keep an eye on Arenas. He hesitated and said to Ye Hao, "But we still need you to score and score more points to defeat the opponent. .”

Ye Hao said lightly: "It's okay, I can handle it, there will be no delay. Let's switch defenses, and I should be able to keep up with his pace."

Watson finally nodded, "Okay."

Now, Ye Hao is the leader of the team.

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