I'm a ball devil

Chapter 118
"Last time, we only kissed a donkey, and we could pull it to the studio.

This time, hey, there are 20 donkeys, there is no way, we can only come to the donkey farm.

Charles, look, the group of donkeys arranged in formation are the donkey concubines who will be favored by you later.

Rest assured, each end has been carefully cleaned, and they are all tied with red bows.

Charles, go ahead and kiss them! Go make them happy and happy!
give it to you! "Kenny Smith said with a smirk at the camera.

Charles Barkley looked at the donkeys lined up in a queue, and pulled his face bitterly, "FXXK, this is too difficult! I am too difficult! The last time I kissed the first one, I was disgusted to death. This time I kissed the second Ten heads, I think I'm going to die, I'm going to die!"

"No, you can do it! Come on." Kenny Smith urged with a smirk.

Barkley shook his head and said with a sigh: "Later, I looked back and thought about it. I was really stupid, my head was cramped, my forehead was pinched by the door, and I was kicked by the donkey.
Why would I make such a bet with you?
I must have been fooled into it by you.

Only an idiot would make such a bet with you, FXXK, I am an idiot.

I thought about it afterwards, why is it set at the dividing line of 15 points?Instead of 20 points?
I am a fool to agree to the conditions you set.

Before the Sonics played away against the Heat, they played a total of 8 games and lost [-] games in [-] games. This gave me a wrong impression that the team was bad, and Ye Hao's performance must be terrible.

But, in fact?
Ye Hao didn't score 8 points in many of these 15 games. Let's not talk about the first and second games. They were all very hot performances. In the next few games, he also scored 20 or 18 or exceeded or A performance close to 15 points.

What the hell, this guy rarely scored less than 15 points in a few games, and there is a high probability that he can score more than 15 points.

So I am stupid, why would I agree to bet you this 15 points? It should be a higher score. "

"No, no, even if the score is higher, you will still lose. Don't forget that he scored 44 points. Even if you bet on 30 or 40 points, you will definitely lose." Ken Ni-Smith shook his head in denial.

This statement made Barkley speechless for a while, it really makes sense.

But if you want to bet 30 points, 40 points, the cunning Kenny Smith wouldn't bet with him.

If you don't gamble, there will be no such tragedy of losing the bet.

Barkley made up his mind and said, "FXXK! I will never bet again, and I will never bet with you again!
Especially you can't bet on Chinese players.

I am sure to lose every bet.

Last time I fell on Dayao, but this time I fell on Ye Hao again.

I have decided, if I gamble again, I will be a dog! "

"All right, no betting, no betting, you can kiss the big butts of the donkey sisters who have already lined up first.

Let me remind you, it's been a long time, if any of them can't help but want to shit, there's no way to stop it.

So you think about it. "Kenny Smith urged Barkley with a smile.

"Okay, let's go!" Buckley took a deep breath and walked slowly towards the first donkey.

He walked very slowly, as if he was going to the execution ground.

Reaching behind the rump of the first donkey, he took a few more sharp breaths.

Although the donkey has been cleaned, it still smells.

Like those smelly Americans, if you don't cover your body with strong perfume,

Even after scrubbing several times, the body still smells.

Buckley finally bent his fat body and pressed his fat lips against the donkey's fat rump.

At this time, the audience watching in front of the TV and computer had already let out a pig cry, hehehe...

"Hahaha, this Barkley is really unlucky!"

"You deserve it, hahaha, you dare to bet that Ye Hao won't score more than 15 points, what a fool!"

"Exactly! Even with my eyes closed, I know Ye Hao can do it."

"If I were Barkley, I would rather die than kiss the ass of a donkey, and there are still twenty of them. Haha! This is really a mouth-to-mouth kiss! If I kiss you, I'll have to vomit for ten days and a half months, no, at least It will take a month, and I will still have nausea after a month! It's really disgusting!"

"To be honest, it's actually okay, hahaha... Didn't you see him kissing the second end? It's not too difficult!"

"It's okay, I'm afraid my buddy has a special hobby? I know some people, not only are they kissing, but also...cha! Don't talk about it, it's a bit unsuitable for children..."

"I've made up my mind, hahaha, I have that picture..."

……

At this time in the Sonics, the whole team is also watching the show around.

"Oh, Barkley is really good at kissing!"

"Hahaha, what a kiss, look! I have already kissed the third donkey!"

Durant laughed and said: "Hahaha, if I knew in advance that they were betting on whether they could score more than 15 points in a single game, I would have made a bet and added [-] donkeys to Barkley! Hahaha...he really You're as stupid as a donkey! Ye's scoring ability is so strong, he dares to bet!"

Jeff Green nodded and said, "That's right! I'll add forty to him! Hahaha..."

Others also chimed in.

But Ye Hao was not among the crowd at this time.

What is he doing?
Of course, the ball demon is racing against time to practice the ball.

"Ye, hurry up and see, Barkley kissed the ass of a donkey! It's so fun, so funny, this guy actually underestimates you for not scoring more than 15 points, hahaha...you deserve it!" Durant shouted at Ye Hao .

"Yeah, hurry up Ye, you can be one of the protagonists in this matter, Buckley is going to kiss the fifth donkey! Hurry up, he's about to finish kissing, hahaha..." Jeff Green followed shouted.

"Here we come..." Ye Hao walked over with the ball, and everyone consciously gave him a middle position.

Teammates are already used to Ye Hao's habit of keeping the ball in his hands almost all the time.

In the early days, some people might not be able to help but laugh and complain secretly in their hearts, but now Ye Hao's performance is right there, he is currently the best player in the team, everyone is not convinced Will not work.

On the basketball court, any kind of empty talk is useless. In the end, it depends on basketball strength and performance on the court.

So gradually some people followed Ye Hao to work hard to train and practice the ball.

Although the level of assiduousness was not as hard as Ye Hao's, at least it was much better than before.

Can anyone train harder than Ball Devil?
Really rare, or not.

Ton Turner couldn't help but sighed to Carlesimo in private, "I'm afraid there is no player in the league who can train harder than Ye Hao except Kobe! His training intensity is simply the devil." Intensity! It's not something ordinary players can bear!"

The training trend of the Supersonic team was probably led by Ye Hao to gradually become demonized.

But it's far from taking shape now, it's just a little bit of magic energy.

To change the mental outlook of a team, reinject a new soul into the team, imprint the style of the team leader, make the team have the temperament to win, and even become a team that can compete for the championship. Easy things don't happen overnight.

In front of Ye Hao, there is still a long way to go.

However, all changes happen in small steps.

When it accumulates to a certain level, it will burst out with the power it should have.

"Kiss to the eighth head..."

"Hahaha, did you see that Barkley was retching after the kiss, he seemed to be throwing up, hahaha, I laughed so hard!"

"Eh... eh, don't say he vomited, I feel like throwing up just looking at it, blah, this is definitely a heavy-tasting thing! No ordinary person can do it!"

"Yes, only Buckley the Flying Pig can do it!"

……

When the camera returned to the live broadcast of the program, Barkley couldn't help retching, and had to stop and stand to the side to breathe fresh air again and again, "It's so fucking suffocating!"

Kenny Smith bent over laughingly, put his hands on his stomach, "Hahaha, Charles, did you enjoy yourself this time?
20 donkeys at a time!You said double, nice!
Staff, see if we can get Charles a ventilator. "

After a while, Barkley regained his senses, waved his hand and said, "I'll finish it, I'll just wade through the hole I dug myself! I'm so fucking great!"

After he finished speaking, he turned around and continued to kiss the donkey's ass.

As he walked past, suddenly...

Snapped!Clap!clap clap clap...

"FXXK! What the FXXK!" Barkley yelled, stepping aside. "Fuck! Fuck!"

"Oh, shit! Hahaha, that donkey really shit! When Charles wanted to kiss him, he actually shit! Hahaha..." Kenny Smith laughed so hard that he almost fell to the ground .

"I'm going! Barkley is so miserable, hahaha... I really want to die from laughing... When he lowered his head to kiss the donkey, the donkey actually sprayed shit, hahaha... The shit almost sprayed on him It's on his face... Fortunately, he hid quickly, otherwise a pile of shit would have been pulled on his face! No way, I'm going to die laughing..."

"This should be the best and most hilarious news event moment in the NBA year, hahaha..."

"Hahaha, I think I saw some poop come out and fly into Barkley's face!"

"I saw it too. Through the screen, I feel like I can smell the inside."

……

At this time, almost everyone in the Sonics watching the show was laughing so hard that they were about to fall to the ground.

Jeff Green rolled on the ground laughing so hard, he kicked his legs continuously, "I can't, hahaha, I'm sorry, if this cliff can become a major event in NBA history, the funniest moment will make my stomach hurt from laughing."

Durant laughed so hard that he sprayed a sip of water directly on the screen, "Oh, my god! Hahaha, this is definitely a profound lesson for Barkley, and he probably won't dare to Let's take Ye's performance as an example. Hahaha..."

Ye Hao also laughed along with everyone, but his laughter was not so exaggerated.

At any time, the ball devil is able to be calmer and calmer than most people.

Barkley escaped from the live stream to clean his face, throwing up as well.

It was really shit flying on his face, it was so disgusting that he vomited it out, and he vomited it out of the camera.

In the future, I don’t think any donkey meat will be fragrant, black garlic will not be fragrant, and retching will not be fragrant.

His partner Kenny - Smith is really lying on the ground laughing.

There are still a few donkey butt kisses left, and he has to finish it next.

Now he feels that he will have a psychological shadow when he sees a donkey.

After cleaning up, he continued to move forward, wanting to kiss the rest of the donkey's ass.

He was praying now that this would be done quickly and that nothing would go wrong.

This time he went quite smoothly, and kissed several times in a row without any accidents.

I have kissed the 19th donkey, and there is the last one left.

Victory is in sight.

Barkley straightened up and walked towards the 20th donkey.

With such a fat body, when he bent down and straightened up, he felt that his waist was about to be bent and broken.

He walked slowly past the 19th donkey and walked towards the last donkey next door.

Before he got there, he was...

The 19th donkey flew up and kicked him with its hind foot, causing him to fall down.

He fell to the ground and almost gnawed a mouthful of mud.

Really chew mud, not Kenny.

Buckley yelped on the ground, "FXXK! FXXK! I have a feud with the donkey today!"

But he was fine, the donkey's hind legs had just brushed against him, and his fat body could kick him.

So he wasn't hurt, but the dramatic effect was really, really good.

Kenny Smith laughed so hard that his eyes burst into tears. He wiped it with his hand, "Charles, are you okay? Hahaha... Do you need us to call an ambulance for you? Hahaha..."

Barkley deliberately lay still on the ground for a while, and the donkey that kicked people was also taken away by the staff.

The effect of today's program is definitely leveraged,
"Yes, absolutely, today I was injured on business, I think the stage should give me some rewards.

And there's the mental damage fee.I am really too difficult, too difficult!
Dear viewers, I would like to warn everyone based on my real experience not to think about kissing the ass of a donkey.

You've all seen it, shit-spitters and leg-kickers are here.

I'm just wondering, why did I come across this?
My luck is too bad, right? "

"No, no, no, you're not bad luck, you haven't met someone who squirts urine, I think if the donkey suddenly squirts urine when you kiss its ass, you will definitely not be able to avoid it. Hahaha..." Kenny Smith said with a big laugh.

"Well, now that you put it this way, it seems that my luck is not too bad.

Let's hope this last donkey doesn't squirt piss and get me through.

I'm really a very trustworthy person.

I was so moved that I was about to cry.

I don't have to kiss at all, and I can quit halfway because of an accident.

But I still want to finish kissing the ass of this last donkey.

Oh, yes, I think this matter can apply for a Guinness World Record.

Who else can kiss a donkey's ass more than I do? "

Buckley stood up from the ground, walked slowly towards the last donkey, and kissed his plump lips.

He fulfilled the bet to kiss the ass of 20 donkeys.

And the audience in front of the TV and computer couldn't stop laughing.

Today is a happy day, thanks to Barkley, and thanks to Ye Hao who made Barkley lose.

(Ask for a monthly pass, ask for a monthly pass, ask for a monthly pass, at the end of the month, how about two...)
(End of this chapter)