Demon Golden Boots

Chapter 623 The Dog Poop Incident
The tenth round of the Premier League, Vicar Road Stadium, Watford VS Coventry.

Watford was founded in 1881.Unlike other teams with a long history, the Hornets have never won any championships in England's top competition in a hundred years.Even in the heyday of the 20s, they only won the old League One runner-up and the FA Cup runner-up once.

Over the years, Watford has been hovering between the British Championship and the Premier League.The rhythm of upgrade-downgrade-upgrade-downgrade has been accompanied by the underdog Watford.

Watford don't have any outstanding stars.Compared with internal players, their head coach is the real star-71-year-old Kevin Keegan!

People in China are very familiar with Kevin Keegan-when he coached Manchester City, he put Sun Jihai in the main position.

This is a somewhat boring game.

Only 10 minutes into the game, the old lieutenant shot through the Watford gate with a long shot.

Big Mouth Dunphy explained: "This is already the old lieutenant's 13th goal this season! He has completely recovered the state he was at the peak of Manchester United!"

After Liu Yun scored the goal, the game became dull.

The offensive rhythm of the two sides is like a lame donkey pulling a broken cart-it is excruciatingly slow.

Watford, fighting for relegation, looked lifeless, and the offense lacked any quality at all.

For Coventry, because this week is a double match, Liu Yun deliberately asked the players to slow down and conserve energy.

At the end of the first half, Coventry 1:0 Watford.

In the second half, they changed sides and fought again, and the dull scene remained.

Finally, the referee blew the whistle to end the game.Coventry 1:0 Watford, easily scored 3 points at Vicarage Road Stadium!
In the first eight rounds of the league, every match was fierce.After the devil's schedule, the boys in Coventry discovered that winning can be so easy!
In the locker room, the head coach Edda announced excitedly: "All the games of this round of the league are over! Manchester United won, Manchester City won, Chelsea drew! We are still 3 points behind the first. But we have climbed to the standings --third!"

Before the start of the season, not to mention the British media, even Coventry's players, coach Ada, and old lieutenant Liu Yun did not dare to imagine that the team could enter the top three in the standings.

Coventry's young people became the darling of the media for a while.

The interview invites Garrincha, Bebeto, Bai Rifeng, Zhao Kaixuan, and Li Fanghua like snowflakes.

Liu Yun repeatedly reminded them not to be dazzled by the momentary victory.There are still 28 rounds left in the league, so put all your energy into the competition. After winning the Premier League championship, you will have a full three months to accept any interviews.

On this day, Liu Yun returned to his home after a day of training.

At the door of the house, Liu Yun suddenly realized—why is there so much shit at the door?
Little Coke was squatting at the door, holding a small wooden stick, poking some shit out of curiosity.

Liu Yun quickly picked up his daughter: "Coke, when did you learn this kind of bad taste?"

Going forward, seven or eight bubbles of shit are scattered at the door.

After returning home, Liu Yun asked Isabella, "What's the matter with the shit outside the door?"

Isabella stayed in her room all day doing the budgeting for the charity fund, and she didn't go out today.

"What? Shit?"

Isabella pushed open the door, took a look, and returned home retching: "Who is so immoral? You don't clean up the excrement when you walk the dog."

Liu Yun said strangely: "If the dog walker accidentally left the puppy behind, how many dogs would he have to walk?"

The bodyguard d'Artagnan said: "Boss, I suspect someone did it on purpose!"

"Do it on purpose?" Liu Yun was startled.

Liu Yun asked himself, since he came to England, he should not have offended anyone!The most precious quality of Chinese people is humility.This valuable quality makes oneself usually not offending people.

Coventry people regard him as a hero.Who would pull such mischief on his doorstep?

Isabella suddenly remembered one thing: "This afternoon, I heard a dog barking at the door, like a group of dogs. It lasted half an hour. I was making a budget at that time, so I didn't go out to look."

D'Artagnan immediately said: "Boss, in addition to being responsible for your personal safety, we are also responsible for not letting anyone with ulterior motives 'disturb' you. Don't worry, tomorrow I will definitely catch the murderer who made the filth."

At 11 o'clock the next day, Liu Yun finished his day's training and was about to go home.As soon as he got into the car, D'Artagnan told him: "Boss, the murderer who played a prank yesterday tried to do the trick again today, and was caught by Aramis!!"

Liu Yun asked, "Who is it?"

D'Artagnan replied: "It's two old ladies from China. Aramis has already called the police, and the police are dealing with it."

After 15 minutes, the two rushed home.

Several Coventry police officers stood in the living room.On the sofa sat two Chinese women.One is in his seventies and the other in his forties.

Liu Yun looked at the two women as if they looked familiar.

Liu Yun slapped his head: Five years ago, two dog lovers from Huaguo approached him and asked him to donate 500 million to help them boycott the Guangnan Dog Meat Festival.

By the way, it is them.Zhao Cuifang, the National President of the Huaguo Dog Lovers Association.The chief sponsor of the boycott of the Guangnan Dog Meat Festival, Wang Zhaodi!

Wang Zhaodi was explaining something to the police in broken English.

Suddenly, Wang Zhaodi saw Liu Yun coming!She yelled hysterically: "Liu Yun! You are a person whose conscience has been eaten by dogs! You are a rich and heartless bastard! You made a fortune, but you didn't know how to help stray dogs, but you went to support some out-of-school children in mountainous areas. Now you dare to collude with foreign police to frame me And Director Zhao! Do you know that we are all public figures in China! You have to be responsible for doing this!"

Liu Yun couldn't help laughing: "Ah, hello to the public. May I ask why you put so much shit in front of my house?"

Wang Zhaodi imitated those staunch and unyielding underground D members in Huaguo Five 60s movies, and straightened her neckline: "You know it yourself!"

Liu Yun didn't know whether to laugh or cry: I know it myself?

A police detective saluted Liu Yun and said, "Old Lieutenant, let's take these two people back to the police station first. Don't worry, the truth will be revealed soon!"

Zhao Cuifang and Wang Zhaodi were arrogant when they were at Liu Yun's house, and they were scared as soon as they entered the Coventry Police Station, and they brought everything out.

It turned out that Zhao Cuifang and Wang Zhaodi asked Liu Yun to donate to the dog five years ago, and they had always held a grudge against Liu Yun's rejection.

This year, the two went to the UK again, contacted the British Society for the Protection of Small Animals, and sought international support for boycotting the traditional dog meat festival in Quang Nam.

The two came to the UK with donations from dog lovers.As soon as they arrived in the UK, they did not contact the British Society for the Protection of Small Animals, but started various shopping and various purchasing agents.

While shopping, Wang Zhaodi suddenly saw a photo of Liu Yun printed in a newspaper.

Wang Zhaodi asked the accompanying local international student interpreter, who told her that Liu Yun is now a major shareholder of Manchester United, and the annual weekly salary and endorsement fee add up to a huge sum of money.

When Wang Zhaodi and Zhao Cuifang heard the word "big money", their eyes almost turned red.The two cursed Liu Yun for his lack of love, and the source of his income must have been improper, maybe it was earned through speculation, human trafficking, and tax evasion.

The interpreter listened dumbfounded.Xindao, fortunately you are cursing the old lieutenant in Chinese.If the English people around you understand what you are saying, they may tear you two to pieces.

These two wonderful old women are the standard kind of people who envy and hate the rich.

The two became more and more angry.Decided to "teach a lesson" to Liu Yun.

Coincidentally, Wang Zhaodi actually kept Liu Yun's address five years ago.Coincidentally, Liu Yun is still living in Mrs. Hudson's old house.

These two also have some means.When I came to Coventry, I abducted five or six stray dogs on the street.These two guys are experts in doing things like shit.

They bought more than a dozen bags of dog food, gorged on milk, and fed five or six stray dogs to their fullest.Then the two led a group of dogs and pulled them in front of the old lieutenant's house.

Detectives from the Coventry Police Station were amazed: These two Chinese people are really amazing!It is easy to estimate the time when stray dogs poop.

How did the police detective know that these two dog lovers have disgusted many Chinese people with the trick of dog poop and smelly door?

(End of this chapter)