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Chapter 66 Alliance VS Horde
Chapter 66 Alliance VS Horde
"What's the matter? Is there something urgent?" Su Lengche approached and asked when Zhang Xiaoqiang ended the call.
Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang waved his hands as if he had done something wrong and was afraid of being cashed out: "Uh, no, that... this... actually... ah! Yes, it's my aunt who is coming, yes, that's it .”
Out of desperation, Zhang Xiaoqiang blurted out.
After Su Lengche heard this, a big "Are you sure" appeared on Su Lengche's face: "Your aunt...is coming?"
"Well, yes, it's probably only these two days." Nodding for sure, Zhang Xiaoqiang added salt to his wit: "Ah, then, there's a cinema there, let's go there quickly."
Hard work paid off, and Zhang Xiaoqiang finally caught a glimpse of a large theater.
So excited!After listening to Er Fatty's teaching just now, Zhang Xiaoqiang realized for the first time that there are still many doors in this world that he has not opened yet.
He also understood for the first time that the movie theater can still play "that".
Tonight, let me unleash the prehistoric power accumulated for more than 20 years.
Leading the ice beauty, Zhang Xiaoqiang walked towards the entrance of the theater with a sword and a golden horse.
But as soon as he reached the door, he suddenly stopped.
I go!What the hell is going on!
As far as the eye can see, there are men and women in strange clothes.
The flow of people consciously divides the battle into two sides, each holding a symbolic banner.
Zhang Xiaoqiang looked sideways at the ice beauty next to him, and found that the other side was also in a daze.
Oh, forget it, it's important to do something right.
After finally finding a cinema, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't want to make a mistake halfway, he had to strike while the iron was hot, and implement the grand plan.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the front foot stepped into the gate of the theater, the originally stable non-mainstream crowd suddenly became agitated, and then became excited.
"Brother, it looks like you belong to our tribe, come here to sign in and buy tickets."
"Beauty, you are an alliance elf, you look so beautiful, come here and buy a ticket."
……
In a short distance of ten meters, Zhang Xiaoqiang and Su Lengche were like small sails floating in the ocean, being pulled to the east and west at times.
The problem is that Zhang Xiaoqiang's dull brain can't figure out what the crowd is saying.
What Horde, Alliance?What World of Warcraft?Aliens have taken over the cinema! ?
Away from the harassment of the crowd on both sides, Zhang Xiaoqiang walked towards the nearest ticket office.
There was a burst of cheers from behind.
A group of snake spirits! !
"Sir, welcome to the tribe."
Depend on!What about the brainwashing of the ticket-selling drugs?
"Sir, would you like some movie tickets for the premiere of World of Warcraft?"
Zhang Xiaoqiang snorted and snorted, and when he heard the name, he didn't have a deep brain: "No World of Warcraft! Give me two of the latest Hollywood blockbuster Bumpman vs. Little Monsters."
"Ah?" The conductor was stunned for a moment, staring at Zhang Xiaoqiang like a monster.
Hahaha!See it!This guy was overwhelmed by my brother's high-end atmosphere.
"What's the matter? Don't tell me I don't have a ticket!"
"No, sir, I think you may have made a mistake. The only movie released in major theaters recently is World of Warcraft, and there is no Bumpman vs. Little Monster."
"This...how is it possible, don't fool me, two days ago, the computer kept popping up a small window, Teacher Boduo, starred by ***, about humans fighting monsters from other worlds, blockbuster!"
Hearing this, the conductor's eyebrows twitched slightly, and then he leaned closer and whispered: "Brother, your computer has a virus. The film number is NS-SB250. You can go back and search for it on the magnet link."
"Wow, what an old driver!" Zhang Xiaoqiang, who suddenly realized what he was doing, admired sincerely.
The conductor smiled lightly, waved his hand calmly, and then replied seriously: "Ahem, uh... If you want to watch a **** battle, actually... I recommend you watch this World of Warcraft, this one The history of the film is grand..."
The eloquent conductor spent 5 minutes popularizing the macro history of Warcraft to Zhang Xiaoqiang.
From the formation of the Titan universe, to the betrayal of Sargeras.
From the Well of Eternity, to ancient wars.
Zhang Xiaoqiang was said to be stunned for a while, and finally couldn't stand it anymore, took out 200 yuan and slapped it on the table: "Brother, don't say anything, let's get two."
Good guy, it's not easy to watch a movie now, and you have to receive ideological and historical education before the screening.
"Buy it?" As soon as Zhang Xiaoqiang came out, Su Lengche asked anxiously.
It seems that she is also entangled by the enthusiastic audience on the left.
Zhang Xiaoqiang nodded decisively, then showed two World of Warcraft tickets in his hand.
Unexpectedly, just as the palm was stretched out, it was pulled into the air by a strong force.
"Blood and thunder! Power and glory!"
"We are the Forsaken!"
"May the wind guide your path!"
……
"For the Horde Lok'TarOgar!"
After one party sings, the other party comes on stage.
The tribe in this side had just finished clamoring, and the alliance in that side immediately counterattacked.
"May the Holy Light be with us!"
"In the name of Allen!"
"For the honor of the king!"
……
"For the Alliance!"
"Horde! Horde! Horde!"
"Alliance! Alliance! Alliance!"
The two parties on the field were as excited as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, and the slogans were shouted wave after wave.
Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't understand why these people in front of him were so excited, but under the influence of such impassioned environment, a fire was burning in his heart unconsciously.
In the end, Zhang Xiaoqiang finally couldn't hold back the urge to shout, so he raised his other arm and shouted: "Demacia!!"
Have you ever seen a scene where someone farts loudly in a closed car?
A similar scene is going on in the cinema hall right now.
Accompanied by Zhang Xiaoqiang's high-pitched words, the originally agitated crowd seemed to be silenced by the pause button.
Immediately, there was no sound on the field, deathly silence.
Then everyone turned their attention to Zhang Xiaoqiang.
Zhang Xiaoqiang waved his hands to everyone with a smirk, then gave Su Lengche, who was also embarrassed, a wink, and then went to the sales department behind to buy food and drink in desperation.
"Huh~" Zhang Xiaoqiang let out a sigh of relief after getting out of the crowd's attention.
This is too fucking scary!
"Well, classmate Su, I, did I say something wrong just now?" Zhang Xiaoqiang asked the ice beauty for confirmation with a confused face.
Su Lengche shrugged his shoulders, a wry smile appeared on the corner of his lips.
The management of the movie theater is really bad now, is this obviously a big rally organized by CHUAN?
Thinking about the hyped publicity of "washing, cutting and blowing" since he entered the door, Zhang Xiaoqiang concluded that the other party's origin was not "simple".
But what should I do now?
Is it to continue to take risks here to complete the final cannon mission?Or hurry up and open up a second battlefield?
However, just when Zhang Xiaoqiang was at a loss and didn't know what to do, a series of howling ghosts and wolves suddenly came from the hall outside.
Oops!I fucking knew something was going to happen! !
(End of this chapter)
"What's the matter? Is there something urgent?" Su Lengche approached and asked when Zhang Xiaoqiang ended the call.
Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang waved his hands as if he had done something wrong and was afraid of being cashed out: "Uh, no, that... this... actually... ah! Yes, it's my aunt who is coming, yes, that's it .”
Out of desperation, Zhang Xiaoqiang blurted out.
After Su Lengche heard this, a big "Are you sure" appeared on Su Lengche's face: "Your aunt...is coming?"
"Well, yes, it's probably only these two days." Nodding for sure, Zhang Xiaoqiang added salt to his wit: "Ah, then, there's a cinema there, let's go there quickly."
Hard work paid off, and Zhang Xiaoqiang finally caught a glimpse of a large theater.
So excited!After listening to Er Fatty's teaching just now, Zhang Xiaoqiang realized for the first time that there are still many doors in this world that he has not opened yet.
He also understood for the first time that the movie theater can still play "that".
Tonight, let me unleash the prehistoric power accumulated for more than 20 years.
Leading the ice beauty, Zhang Xiaoqiang walked towards the entrance of the theater with a sword and a golden horse.
But as soon as he reached the door, he suddenly stopped.
I go!What the hell is going on!
As far as the eye can see, there are men and women in strange clothes.
The flow of people consciously divides the battle into two sides, each holding a symbolic banner.
Zhang Xiaoqiang looked sideways at the ice beauty next to him, and found that the other side was also in a daze.
Oh, forget it, it's important to do something right.
After finally finding a cinema, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't want to make a mistake halfway, he had to strike while the iron was hot, and implement the grand plan.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the front foot stepped into the gate of the theater, the originally stable non-mainstream crowd suddenly became agitated, and then became excited.
"Brother, it looks like you belong to our tribe, come here to sign in and buy tickets."
"Beauty, you are an alliance elf, you look so beautiful, come here and buy a ticket."
……
In a short distance of ten meters, Zhang Xiaoqiang and Su Lengche were like small sails floating in the ocean, being pulled to the east and west at times.
The problem is that Zhang Xiaoqiang's dull brain can't figure out what the crowd is saying.
What Horde, Alliance?What World of Warcraft?Aliens have taken over the cinema! ?
Away from the harassment of the crowd on both sides, Zhang Xiaoqiang walked towards the nearest ticket office.
There was a burst of cheers from behind.
A group of snake spirits! !
"Sir, welcome to the tribe."
Depend on!What about the brainwashing of the ticket-selling drugs?
"Sir, would you like some movie tickets for the premiere of World of Warcraft?"
Zhang Xiaoqiang snorted and snorted, and when he heard the name, he didn't have a deep brain: "No World of Warcraft! Give me two of the latest Hollywood blockbuster Bumpman vs. Little Monsters."
"Ah?" The conductor was stunned for a moment, staring at Zhang Xiaoqiang like a monster.
Hahaha!See it!This guy was overwhelmed by my brother's high-end atmosphere.
"What's the matter? Don't tell me I don't have a ticket!"
"No, sir, I think you may have made a mistake. The only movie released in major theaters recently is World of Warcraft, and there is no Bumpman vs. Little Monster."
"This...how is it possible, don't fool me, two days ago, the computer kept popping up a small window, Teacher Boduo, starred by ***, about humans fighting monsters from other worlds, blockbuster!"
Hearing this, the conductor's eyebrows twitched slightly, and then he leaned closer and whispered: "Brother, your computer has a virus. The film number is NS-SB250. You can go back and search for it on the magnet link."
"Wow, what an old driver!" Zhang Xiaoqiang, who suddenly realized what he was doing, admired sincerely.
The conductor smiled lightly, waved his hand calmly, and then replied seriously: "Ahem, uh... If you want to watch a **** battle, actually... I recommend you watch this World of Warcraft, this one The history of the film is grand..."
The eloquent conductor spent 5 minutes popularizing the macro history of Warcraft to Zhang Xiaoqiang.
From the formation of the Titan universe, to the betrayal of Sargeras.
From the Well of Eternity, to ancient wars.
Zhang Xiaoqiang was said to be stunned for a while, and finally couldn't stand it anymore, took out 200 yuan and slapped it on the table: "Brother, don't say anything, let's get two."
Good guy, it's not easy to watch a movie now, and you have to receive ideological and historical education before the screening.
"Buy it?" As soon as Zhang Xiaoqiang came out, Su Lengche asked anxiously.
It seems that she is also entangled by the enthusiastic audience on the left.
Zhang Xiaoqiang nodded decisively, then showed two World of Warcraft tickets in his hand.
Unexpectedly, just as the palm was stretched out, it was pulled into the air by a strong force.
"Blood and thunder! Power and glory!"
"We are the Forsaken!"
"May the wind guide your path!"
……
"For the Horde Lok'TarOgar!"
After one party sings, the other party comes on stage.
The tribe in this side had just finished clamoring, and the alliance in that side immediately counterattacked.
"May the Holy Light be with us!"
"In the name of Allen!"
"For the honor of the king!"
……
"For the Alliance!"
"Horde! Horde! Horde!"
"Alliance! Alliance! Alliance!"
The two parties on the field were as excited as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, and the slogans were shouted wave after wave.
Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't understand why these people in front of him were so excited, but under the influence of such impassioned environment, a fire was burning in his heart unconsciously.
In the end, Zhang Xiaoqiang finally couldn't hold back the urge to shout, so he raised his other arm and shouted: "Demacia!!"
Have you ever seen a scene where someone farts loudly in a closed car?
A similar scene is going on in the cinema hall right now.
Accompanied by Zhang Xiaoqiang's high-pitched words, the originally agitated crowd seemed to be silenced by the pause button.
Immediately, there was no sound on the field, deathly silence.
Then everyone turned their attention to Zhang Xiaoqiang.
Zhang Xiaoqiang waved his hands to everyone with a smirk, then gave Su Lengche, who was also embarrassed, a wink, and then went to the sales department behind to buy food and drink in desperation.
"Huh~" Zhang Xiaoqiang let out a sigh of relief after getting out of the crowd's attention.
This is too fucking scary!
"Well, classmate Su, I, did I say something wrong just now?" Zhang Xiaoqiang asked the ice beauty for confirmation with a confused face.
Su Lengche shrugged his shoulders, a wry smile appeared on the corner of his lips.
The management of the movie theater is really bad now, is this obviously a big rally organized by CHUAN?
Thinking about the hyped publicity of "washing, cutting and blowing" since he entered the door, Zhang Xiaoqiang concluded that the other party's origin was not "simple".
But what should I do now?
Is it to continue to take risks here to complete the final cannon mission?Or hurry up and open up a second battlefield?
However, just when Zhang Xiaoqiang was at a loss and didn't know what to do, a series of howling ghosts and wolves suddenly came from the hall outside.
Oops!I fucking knew something was going to happen! !
(End of this chapter)
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