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Chapter 157 Foul, you foul (1 in [-])

After the Elk team came off the field, the Caribou team came on the field. In order not to have to face the Moose team when he was on the field, the two idiots started to find trouble with the Moose team.But it seemed that God was blessing the Moose Team. One minute after the game started, the five members of the Reindeer Team all had stomachaches. They suspected that the bean cakes they ate in the morning were made by Croton, and then they rushed into the toilet and collapsed.Under everyone's gaze, Erzui could only helplessly decide that the Moose Team was the strongest team of the Deer Clan this time.

In the next battle, Erdu will personally lead the chicken guards to face the challenge of the moose team.

Seeing Erdu get up from his seat, the moose captain showed a smirk: "It turns out that you are still in the next team, so I, King Tota, will also play in person in this game, and I will teach you a painful lesson, let you Don't be so arrogant again." Tota Tianwang showed his muscles. First, "DuangDuang" shook his chest muscles, and when he passed by Erzhu, he deliberately bumped him with his body.

It was just this light bump that almost sent Er Zhu flying. Fortunately, Ji Wuming standing behind it just blocked the position where Er Stu was about to fly, so this flight did not happen.

This moment caused public outrage. The so-called humiliation of the master and the death of the officials, the camel tower king was so provocative, and the chicken guards who had long been unhappy with him accumulated a lot of anger. The eyes of the leader of the chicken guards, Ji Wuming, became cross-eyed. The chicken paws poked the camel tower king's chest muscles: "Just now when we two stupid adults were not prepared, we bumped into it. Do you think you are strong? I advise you not to be too arrogant as a deer. You will look good in the end."

Of course, Ji Wuming's demonstration could not frighten Tuota Tianwang, and it went to its own camp to prepare the team uniform for the game.

This wave of tit-for-tat confrontation shocked the two fools into a cold sweat. [Wow, this deer is so powerful, it almost knocked me into the air, and my younger brothers even provoked it, but luckily it didn't get angry and beat me violently.I'm a little flustered, you know, I'm a weakling, you guys think I'm too strong. 】

The match between the two teams immediately made the atmosphere tense, and the personnel of the two teams began to confront each other.As the leader, he was so frightened by the second fool that he didn't dare to say a word, and fled towards the center of the field with trembling steps.

Ji Wuming looked at Erduan's heroic posture, turned around and shouted to the chicken guards behind him: "See, you are the real strong man like us Erduan adults. The strong disdain words and speak directly in competition. The defeat of the world is the contempt for its goodness."

"Hey!" All the chicken guards listened to Ji Wuming's words, and looked at Erdu's fearless back, their morale was immediately boosted, and they followed Erdu's pace to the field with great arrogance.

"Tsk" Tuota Tianwang gave a soft tut to express his inner unwillingness, [These two idiots are indeed my formidable enemies, my targeting not only did not suppress their morale, but made them unite as one, maybe even I hit them flying at the beginning. In its calculations, if that was the case, it would be too terrifying. 】

The second fool who took the lead obviously didn't hear the uplifting words that Ji Wuming uttered after it left, because it was already panicking at this moment. [The competition is about to start, what should I do? Although I pretend to be strong in front of them, I know exactly how much weight I have. 】It flustered like an ant on a hot pan, scurrying around with its head buried.

"Captain, what do you think the two stupid adults are doing here and there?" A member of the chicken team who didn't know why asked the captain.

Ji Wuming looked at Er stupid's back, and thought about it: "I understand what the captain means. I used to lead the army with my father to fight, and my father would go to check the terrain wherever he went. At this moment, Mr. Er stupid Just looking at the terrain, although this snow field is not big, but there are ups and downs, mastering the terrain will change the outcome of the battle, "

Hearing this, Team Chicken nodded: "I see, you have to pay attention to the terrain in such a small area, Mr. Two Fools are really very careful."

When a person is extremely chaotic, it is possible to enter a state of extreme calmness, which is also a phenomenon that extremes must reverse.And Erdu suddenly entered this extremely calm state: "What the hell am I panicking about? Although I am a player, I am also a referee. I just need to find those who make our team win and win for a reason. Wouldn’t it be enough to have favorable rules? The one who falls down in a fight is the loser, but it’s different in a snowball match.”

Thinking about it, Erdu suddenly calmed down, and the dog head showed 300% of its potential. In terms of taking advantage of loopholes, Erdu thought that he would not lose to anyone.

"Hoo!" With Erdu's own whistle, the game started soon.

The players of the moose team had the experience of the previous games, and they squatted down and began to pile up their own snowballs. Erdu called all his teammates and slowly divided them into tactics.The tactical division was only carried out at the beginning of the game, fully reflecting Erduan's master demeanor, which attracted the admiration of the players of the chicken guards, who felt that the protagonist was too magnanimous.

"Hmph, die." The Camel Tower King couldn't stand Erduan's appearance the most. He first picked up a snowball and immediately launched an attack on Erduan's team. Stop pinching snowballs, first protect me and attack, and get a point first to give them a good look."

The Moose team launched an attack, and they used a 4-to-1 tactic. Facing this situation, the Erduan team rushed forward except Erdu and the Jiwuming player who was guarding the goal.The three members of the Moose Team also broke away from the team transporting the snowballs and rushed to block the three members of the Second Stupid Team. The Camel Tower King led the remaining one player to continue attacking towards the Second Stupid Team's goal. When the Second Stupid Team passed by When Chou was next to him, Er Chou still stood there, watching the Camel Tower King pass by him calmly, without any intention of stopping him.

The audience was in an uproar when they saw it: "What's going on? Why didn't you go up and stop the idiot? Didn't he see it? Or is there something wrong with his body?"

"I think Team Two Stupid thinks they are not their opponents, so they decided to admit defeat at the beginning."

"That's not right. Maybe their team thought that the goal would not be blocked and the tactics were abandoned. As long as the second stupid team scored a goal, it would be back. But what is the second stupid team doing standing there without making snowballs?"

"Bah, pretending to be a criminal." The camel tower Tian Dynasty passing by Erzhu's side spat at it, expressing sarcasm.The second idiot didn't pay any attention, and still stood there "coldly".

The moose team finally came to the goal, and the second stupid team only had the last line of defense, the player Jiwuming. Use your own body to block all the attacking routes of Ji Wuming.Even if Ji Wuming wants to destroy the snowball with its legs, it will definitely use its body to block the attack of Ji Wuming, so that the Camel Tower King can attack the goal without hesitation.

Their one-offensive-defensive coordination is so perfect that it's impossible not to score this goal.

But it happened to be the goal that must be scored, but with a soft "poof", the result changed.The whole snowball was flattened, and the snowflakes were squeezed out and splashed all over the Camel Tower King's face. The Camel Tower King couldn't believe that the goal that must be scored was destroyed. He looked at the person who destroyed the snowball in shock Chicken Wuming stayed for 3 seconds, and then immediately shouted: "Referee, you fouled, fouled, how can you touch the snowball with your hands? We are playing a snowball competition, which is similar to football. This rule started You just said it." It turned out that at this critical moment, Ji Wuming used a pair of wings to pinch and explode the snowball of Camel Tower King.

Hearing the shouts of the Camel Tower King, the audience outside the venue also echoed it.

"Yes, yes, the two stupid team fouled, I think the referee should let the moose team take a penalty."

"It's impossible for the referee to blow the whistle for such an obvious foul, or I'll be the first to refuse."

"Penalty, penalty!"

The audience outside the court shouted, waiting for the second idiot to make a fair verdict.

"Yes, you are right." Erdu nodded and walked over: "I said at the beginning that the rules are similar to football, but don't you know? Football has goalkeepers, so what about our snowball competition?" Would there be no goalkeeper? And Ji Wuming is our goalkeeper, since we are the goalkeeper, we can use our hands to block snowballs within 3 meters of the goal, right?"

Both the audience and the moose team on the field were left speechless after this explanation, and many spectators outside the field nodded their heads when they heard Er Stupid's words: "It seems that what you said makes sense."

"Yes, yes, I said at the beginning that it is similar to football. Football also has a goalkeeper, so it is also appropriate for this game to have a goalkeeper. It's just that no one asked for a goalkeeper at the beginning. It's not a foul if the stupid team has a goalkeeper."

"It's not a foul, it's not a foul."

"You..." Tuota Tianwang stretched out a finger and wanted to say something, but Er Zhu had a very good reason for saying it, and the wind of public opinion outside the venue had turned to Er Stu, so he had no choice but to put down his finger: "Okay , the goalkeeper is the goalkeeper, if this is the case, then our moose team will let me be the goalkeeper, and I will not let you score a single goal." The cameo king roared to revive his spirit.

"The captain is mighty." The moose team was a little disappointed because of this goal, because this sentence also dispelled the disappointment.

After the Moose team launched the attack, it was the Ertu team's turn to launch the attack.They pressed 4 small snowballs together to make a slightly larger snowball.Like the Moose, the Erdian team also adopted a 4-guarantee-1 tactic, with Erdian personally dribbling the ball to attack the Moose.

But Erdu dribbled the ball very slowly, walking on the field and kicking the snowball like a stroll in the garden, without rushing.Of course, every time the moose team rushed up, the second stupid team would also send one person to block the moose team players.

"Could you hurry up your attack, wait until the old camel dies." The camel tower king who was guarding in front of the goal looked at the second stupid who was slowly advancing, so impatient, several times it wanted to rush out and kick directly It exploded the snowball, but it was afraid that the second fool was playing some tricks, so it forcibly held back its impulse.

Three minutes later, Erdu finally kicked the snowball and walked to the door of the Moose team. The 3 chicken guards around him went out to intercept the 4 players of the Moose team, and Erdu was left alone.

"Ah!" Camel Tower Heavenly King uttered a strange cry, and smashed the snowball kicked by Er Zhu with his front hooves.

"Wow..." Erduan immediately blew his whistle and shouted: "Moose team fouled, handball, Erduan team made a free throw."

? ? ?Camel tower king looked at his front hoof that exploded the snowball with a confused face, where did I make a foul?Don't you also break snowballs with your hands?Why is it that I am handball and you are intercepting successfully?

The audience outside the court expressed dissatisfaction with Erdu's judgment and shouted outside the court: "Referee, why did you foul, please give a reason."

"Yes, yes, there's no reason we wouldn't agree with the foul."

"It's the same as smashing snowballs. Why did Chicken Wuming not foul, but Camel Tower King did?"

Erdu stretched out his dog paw and pressed it down, suppressing the noise, "You are right, since it is a foul, you must give a reason. Please see, everyone, as a goalkeeper, how can there be no goalkeeper? Gloves, is a goalkeeper without gloves still called a goalkeeper? It’s like a liqueur chocolate without the heart, or a meat bun without the meat, they all have no soul.”

After hearing Erdu's explanation, the audience outside the stadium whispered to each other: "It seems to make sense, how can there be no gloves if there is no goalkeeper."

"A football goalkeeper without gloves is still called a goalkeeper? It's not the same as other players."

"The goalkeeper is also called the goalkeeper, so he can't be without gloves. I think the referee made the right decision. It should be the Moose team who fouled."

"I don't have gloves." Camel Tower King looked at his hooves and immediately pointed at Ji Wuming, "What about you?"

Chicken Wuming raised its wings, and the feathers on the wings shone brightly under the sunlight, and everyone around the thorns raised their hands to cover their eyes.

Camel Tower King's eyes widened, and he shouted in disbelief: "Is this feather your glove?"

Erdu asked: "It's so difficult, isn't it? It's not uncommon to use feathers to make gloves? It's just unprocessed, the original taste."

"Pfft." Tuota Tianwang almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, but after spraying it a few times, it found that there was no blood, and could only spit out a few lumps of saliva in desperation. "You bully the deer too much, you bully the deer too much, our deer clan have no feathers on their hands, is it our fault?"

Er stupid tilted his head: "But I didn't tell you to grow hair on your hands? You can wear gloves to defend yourself. If you are afraid of forgetting, you can also learn from the horse tribe and make a horseshoe for yourself to target. You're wearing gloves all the time, aren't you?"

Audience: "Although I am from the deer tribe, and although the reason here is a bit far-fetched, I actually think it makes sense to be a good friend."

"Is that all the fault of the deer clan's hooves not growing hair?"

"666, the referee's decision is fair, no objection."

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