i'm not weird

Chapter 136
The rain in the sky has not stopped. Looking at it like that, it seems that it will be the next night.

Gu Qingjiu stepped on the mud with his feet, and the sticky and heavy feeling made him unhappy.

There are only a few metropolises in the Vatican that border on the international community that have well-built roads. Even in suburbs like this, even if it is adjacent to the capital, the roads are like mud.

The Pope of the Vatican also called this 'practice'.

"You said you were an investigator? Do you have proof?" the clay figurine asked. He put a hand on Gu Qingjiu's shoulder, and his two eyes made of stone grains flashed with lightning.

Without saying anything, Gu Qingjiu reached out and took out his investigator ID card.

The clay figurine took Gu Qingjiu's investigator ID card, looked at it for a while, and then nodded slightly.

"Sure enough, I'm an investigator, so why did you invite me here?" The clay figurine asked again. As the Nine Heavens Yinglei Tianzun, he occupies a high position in the heavenly court, and is only inferior to the old gentleman. Since Gu Qingjiu invited me It, that must be a huge thing.

By the way, Heavenly Court... can also be regarded as a weird organization, but this weird organization is biased towards humans and has good relations with humans. They will even protect humans.

As long as there are humans in the world who believe in them, they will not perish. It can be said that the route taken by these weirdos in heaven is exactly the same as the route taken by the weirdos in the world of Cthulhu.

And this Nine Heavens Yinglei Tianzun is an S-level weirdo in the Heavenly Court.

"I wonder if Ying Lei Tianzun has ever heard about the internal affairs of the Weird Investigation Bureau?" Gu Qingjiu asked.

"Is there anything else that can happen inside your investigation bureau? Doesn't Alexei Stukov care about it?" Ying Lei Tianzun was a little surprised, and he asked, "I remember, Alexei Stukov Cove likes to take care of that kind of shit."

"Ying Lei Tianzun, Master Immortal... It's been a long time since he appeared in front of the investigators!" Gu Qingjiu told this little secret.

"Oh? Hehe... That should be Alexei Stukov being entangled by something. Don't worry, I'm not dead. How could he die." Ying Lei Tianzun said with a chuckle, "But you still I didn't say the reason why you let me come to this world, if you don't tell me a reason, I will let you experience what it means to be added to the body by thunder."

"..." Gu Qingjiu made an expression like 'Subway Old Man.jpg', he organized his speech for a while and then said, "Ying Lei Tianzun, the Weird Investigation Bureau has been split, and the contract between your Heavenly Court and the Weird Investigation Bureau is probably invalid. Now. There are two factions in the Mysterious Investigation Bureau, one is the new Mysterious Investigation Bureau headed by Chi Chen, He Ning, and Shota Nakakuru, and the other is the old Mysterious Investigation Bureau headed by Duan Min. However, due to Duan Min’s control Most of the resources of the Weird Investigation Bureau have been taken away, so those of us in the new Weird Investigation Bureau can only live in hiding!"

"Split?" Ying Lei Tianzun seemed to be a little gloating. He touched his bare mud head and asked with a smile, "Actually, it's quite good. Without those four legendary investigators, your weird investigation bureau... …It’s actually nothing, let’s go on.”

"Duan Min, who was originally the chief of the prison, now probably has the power of the prison and the investigation bureau in his hands." Gu Qingjiu thought for a moment and then said, "I know that your heaven actually hates weirdness. I don’t even like humans calling you weird... If you don’t help me this time, then the old faction headed by Duan Min will overwhelmingly suppress our new faction.”

"And... Duan Min actually cooperated with Weird in private! I saw him with Weird Mothman with my own eyes!"

After Ying Lei Tianzun finished listening to Gu Qingjiu's words, he also fell into deep thought.

"You are right, but have you ever thought about it, since Duan Min is willing to accept weirdness, then why don't I join Duan Min?" Ying Lei Tianzun looked at Gu Qingjiu and asked a question, "What you are considering is still It’s not comprehensive enough. Since Duan Min can accept weird things, then our Heavenly Court can naturally join them. With the strength of our Heavenly Court, Duan Min will definitely not refuse!”

Gu Qingjiu was stopped by Ying Lei Tianzun's words, and he suddenly felt that it was a mistake for him to use the talisman of commanding the gods.

Heaven is a strange organization...

And it's not a small weird organization!

If even Heavenly Court abandons its past suspicions and joins Duan Min's side, I am afraid that human beings will really become weird two-legged sheep.

And this is what Gu Qingjiu, Chi Chen, He Ning and the others don't want to see.

"No!"

Gu Qingjiu seemed to have remembered something, he shouted loudly at Ying Lei Tianzun.

'Boom! '

Under his sound, there was another thunder in the sky.

Lightning flashed across the night sky, illuminating the two people who were talking.

Ying Lei Tianzun looked at Gu Qingjiu, wondering what kind of medicine was sold in Gu Qingjiu's gourd.

"Ying Lei Tianzun, if I remember correctly, your heaven seems to hate cannibalism the most." Gu Qingjiu was sure of victory, he stared at the clay figure in front of him and said in a deep voice.

"We can also change our ways. We don't necessarily need to live by human faith." Ying Lei Tianzun said with a smile.

"No!" Gu Qingjiu said directly, "Ying Lei Tianzun, it is impossible for you to live without relying on human beliefs, and it is impossible for you to change your way of life!"

"Why is it impossible? Since the general situation is weird at this time, why should our Heavenly Court stick to small details." Ying Lei Tianzun said.

"Because green water and green mountains are golden mountains and silver mountains!" Gu Qingjiu said directly, "One is the way of thin water and long flow, and the other is the way of fishing in dry lakes. Anyone who has no problem with their brains will not choose the second one, do you think so? Ying Lei Tianzun."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

'Boom! '

Ying Lei Tianzun laughed wildly, and he opened his hands to welcome the rainwater to fall on him.

"Well said! Well said!" Ying Lei Tianzun laughed loudly, "As expected of Chi Chen's valued person! Indeed, the way of fishing in the dry marshes is not the way of our heavenly court, but if you want to get help from our heavenly court, you still need help. We do one thing."

"Say it!" Gu Qingjiu said bluntly.

"Our Heavenly Court has the greatest enemy, it is in your mouth... It is generally called the 'underworld', this 'underworld' used to be a subsidiary organization of our heavenly court, until the SSS-level weird Emperor Fengdu came to power, this underworld Breaking away from the jurisdiction of the Heavenly Court, the Underworld has completely become a cannibalistic and weird party!" Ying Lei Tianzun said, "It's just that our Heavenly Court can't do anything to the Underworld by ourselves, so we still need to ask you investigators, you just need to send the Piercing the Great Emperor Fengdu's chest with the Immortal-Slaying Flying Knife is considered to have completed the work of our Heavenly Court, and our Heavenly Court will naturally stand by your new faction."

After Ying Lei Tianzun finished speaking, he raised his hand and shook it.

'Boom boom boom...'

Thunder and lightning, wind and rain!
Once again, another bolt of lightning struck Ying Lei Tianzun's arm, but this time the lightning was purple.

When the lightning dissipated, a scarlet dagger appeared in Ying Lei Tianzun's hand.

"This Immortal Slaying Flying Knife is an SS-level strange Luya's chaotic sacred weapon. Ordinary investigators can only use it once!" Ying Lei Tianzun instructed, "You can use it whenever you want, but... after you use it, you can use it once!" After that, Emperor Fengdu must die!"

Ying Lei Tianzun handed over the Immortal-Chopping Flying Knife to Gu Qingjiu.

Gu Qingjiu held the dagger of the Immortal Zhan Feidao, even though he only had the strength of a mid-level investigator, the moment he held the Immortal Zhan Feidao, he felt that he could fight against SS-level or even SSS-level monsters!

"When?" Gu Qingjiu asked.

"Don't worry, don't worry... You can't even enter the underworld with your current strength. Let's talk about this matter after you have been promoted to the level of a legendary investigator. Reciprocate, let me help you complete what you need to do this time Something." Ying Lei Tianzun said with a chuckle, he snapped his fingers, and the two of them disappeared under the big tree in an instant.

After the two disappeared, a bolt of lightning struck directly on the big tree, causing it to burst into flames.

Gu Qingjiu and Ying Lei Tianzun appeared in a rural area of ​​the Holy See State, which was the real backwardness.

Gu Qingjiu held the Immortal-Slaying Flying Knife with one hand, looked at Ying Lei Tianzun beside him, and didn't know what to say for a while.

"I know what you're thinking. When you summoned me with the imperial talisman, you meant to ask me to help. It's a pity that this clay figurine's body is only strong enough for me to make three shots. In these three times, you Think about it carefully!" Ying Lei Tianzun said in a deep voice, "When you don't need me to take action, I will not take action! But if you are in a life-and-death crisis, then I will take action! Even if you don't need me !"

"Okay!" Gu Qingjiu nodded.

Ying Lei Tianzun stood behind Gu Qingjiu, silent, and he returned to the time when he was a clay figurine that had not injected his soul.

Gu Qingjiu held the Flying Sword of Zhanxian with one hand, he called out Xiao Hei, and asked him to check the attribute panel of the Flying Sword of Zhanxian.

[Equipment: Immortal-killing Flying Knife (Unique)

Genre: Myth

Effect: Use Qi to activate, causing fatal damage to SSS and SS-level monsters, ignoring defense, and causing suppression and fatal damage to SSS and SS-level monsters with extremely powerful healing capabilities.

Note: Investigators below Legend cannot be used, and Legendary Investigators can only be used once.

Remarks: This is a mythical weapon. This weapon is stained with the blood of many SS-level monsters and even SSS-level monsters. As the owner of this weapon, SS-level monster Luya, finally hated this weapon! 】

"Good guy... Isn't this a divine weapon?" Gu Qingjiu said with a shocked face, "Under this weapon, let alone SS-level weirdness, I think even the immortal Alexei Stu Even the SSS-level monster Azathoth that Kove faced could not escape the fate of being killed!"

"For me, this thing should be a causal weapon of the same level as Longinus' gun!"

(End of this chapter)