The strongest dream shuttle
Chapter 155 The Egg Stealer
Chapter 155 The Egg Stealer
After Yang Fan opened his eyes, he found that beside him was a chicken coop made of red bricks and weeds. In the circle, there are a few chickens strolling leisurely.
"What kind of dream is this? Why am I in the chicken coop?"
He stood up, patted the weeds on his butt, and looked around.
The location of the chicken coop is probably next to a crop field, surrounded by fields, Yang Fan can't see what is planted in it.
There was a room not far away, and the chimney on the roof was smoking again. It looked like a stove was burning in the room.
When Yang Fan was observing the environment in the dream, he suddenly found a shining treasure chest in the chicken coop beside him.
Treasure chest?I didn't expect to find the treasure chest just after entering the dream, isn't it very kind to me?
He didn't think too much. He looked around last night, but he didn't see anyone nearby. He rubbed his palms and walked towards the chicken coop step by step.
Seeing him coming, several chickens in the chicken coop ran out of the chicken coop one after another, flying and jumping in the chicken coop, but they couldn't fly out, and finally stood helplessly on the ground and looked at him.
Yang Fan approached the treasure chest in the chicken coop step by step, bent down, and lowered his body to reach in to touch it.
Seeing that his nest was in danger of being occupied, the big rooster rushed to attack Yang Fan, but how could a human being be defeated by a chicken?
Yang Fan turned his head and saw the rooster making an angry gesture towards him. He straightened up and kicked the rooster out of the coop.
"Damn, as if I want to sleep in your chicken coop, what are you doing looking at me like that?"
The rooster flew in the air for about a second and landed safely. It felt a little dazed, and didn't even know how it got out of the chicken pen, and how it stood five or six meters away from the chicken pen in the blink of an eye.
But Yang Fan was not afraid of the danger of other cocks coming forward to attack him, and bent down again to reach out to grab the treasure box in the chicken coop. At this moment, a voice sounded not far away: "Don't move, baby daddy!" Come on, come on, steal the eggs, come on, the person who stole the eggs has been caught."
Before Yang Fan touched the treasure chest, he turned his head and saw a middle-aged woman in very worn out clothes and a green scarf around her head. Her face was vicissitudes, her lips were dry and white, but her voice was sonorous and forceful. : "In broad daylight, you actually stole my eggs. Don't come out. When my child's father comes, he will beat you to death."
After finishing speaking, she yelled again, raised the hoe in her hand and hit Yang Fan.
Yang Fan didn't dodge, but was so frightened that he crouched at the door of the chicken coop with his head in his arms.
The woman's hoe didn't hit the hen coop at all, but she just rushed out of the hen coop, pointed at him and said, "Put all the eggs in your hand back to the hen coop."
Yang Fan spread his hands and said, "I didn't steal the eggs."
"Didn't steal it? Why didn't you steal the egg and put it in the chicken coop? Do you still want to steal the chicken?"
Yang Fan looked back to see that the treasure chest in the chicken coop was still there, and planned to open it before talking, so he didn't reply to the woman's words, and turned his head again and stretched out his hand into the chicken coop.
The moment his hand touched the treasure box, the long-lost system sound sounded in his mind:
"Congratulations to the host for receiving a real reward, a polygraph glasses."
What? ?Polygraph glasses?
When Yang Fan was still wondering what the polygraph glasses were, a middle-aged man ran up behind the middle-aged woman, holding a shovel in his hand, and angrily ran to the woman and asked, "Where are they? Where are they?" ?”
The woman pointed to Yang Fan and said, "That's the one who digs out the chicken coop."
The middle-aged uncle raised his shovel and hit Yang Fan.
When Yang Fan turned his head, the shovel was about to hit him. He quickly hid himself, jumped out of the chicken coop with his head in his arms, and before he could take two steps, the middle-aged woman grabbed his clothes with both hands. With all his strength, he dragged Yang Fan to the ground.
The middle-aged uncle directly pressed Yang Fan who was lying on the ground with a shovel, stared angrily and asked, "Tell me, how many eggs did you steal from my house?"
"Uncle, I really didn't steal the eggs. If you don't believe me, I didn't have any eggs on me." Yang Fan looked at the two of them earnestly.
The middle-aged woman squatted down, touched a few pockets on his body, raised her head and nodded to the middle-aged uncle and said, "There are indeed no eggs."
The middle-aged uncle took the shovel away from him, took two steps forward, put his foot on Yang Fan's stomach and asked, "Have you not had time to steal it yet?"
Yang Fan shook his head and said, "No, I was in the chicken coop as soon as I came out."
The middle-aged uncle and his parents looked at each other for two seconds, and asked with a puzzled look: "What? My house lost eggs for three days in a row a few days ago. I squatted for three nights and didn't find anyone who stole the eggs. Today you were killed by me." The daughter-in-law caught it straight and said, did you steal all the eggs that my family lost a few days ago?"
"Oh, I said that I didn't steal the eggs, and I didn't come to steal the eggs. I went to the chicken pen as soon as I came out, and I can't help it."
After the uncle stomped on him, he withdrew his foot and said, "Get up, although I don't know what you are talking about, but I don't think you look like a thief. Why did you come into my house?" Chicken ring?"
Yang Fan thinks about it, is it useless to explain to him?These two people look like low-educated farmers. Tell them that this is in a dream. Will they believe me?
He stood up with difficulty.He patted his buttocks and lied, "Actually, I saw a snake in your chicken coop just now. I was afraid it would eat the chicken, so I ran in to catch the snake. Seeing it crawl into the chicken coop, I hurriedly took the chicken The chicken in the nest was caught, and you see, I threw him out of that chicken." He pointed to the rooster that he lifted out of the chicken pen with his foot.
"Who would have thought that before I caught the snake, this aunt would think that I was stealing eggs."
When the middle-aged uncle heard it, it turned out to be like this. He opened his mouth smaller, stretched out his hand and said, "I'm really sorry, my family has been throwing eggs in recent days, but I just can't catch the person who stole the eggs. I saw you inside today." , we both thought you were stealing eggs, what a misunderstanding, misunderstanding, how about this, you sit in the room, we two have a drink, even if I pay you, do you think it is okay?"
The middle-aged uncle pointed to a bungalow in the distance and said.
Yang Fan thought about it, it's okay, anyway, this is a dream, but this is Xia Yuxue's dream, why is there no him in the dream?
not? ?
Yang Fan glanced at the rooster kicked out of the coop by himself, and thought: Could it be that Xia Yuxue was in this dream, but this rooster?
The rooster was strolling on the ground, looking up at the three of them from time to time, Yang Fan thought his idea was really funny, how could he become a rooster in his dream?
He agreed to the invitation of the middle-aged uncle, and decided to go to the house with him for a drink or two...
(End of this chapter)
After Yang Fan opened his eyes, he found that beside him was a chicken coop made of red bricks and weeds. In the circle, there are a few chickens strolling leisurely.
"What kind of dream is this? Why am I in the chicken coop?"
He stood up, patted the weeds on his butt, and looked around.
The location of the chicken coop is probably next to a crop field, surrounded by fields, Yang Fan can't see what is planted in it.
There was a room not far away, and the chimney on the roof was smoking again. It looked like a stove was burning in the room.
When Yang Fan was observing the environment in the dream, he suddenly found a shining treasure chest in the chicken coop beside him.
Treasure chest?I didn't expect to find the treasure chest just after entering the dream, isn't it very kind to me?
He didn't think too much. He looked around last night, but he didn't see anyone nearby. He rubbed his palms and walked towards the chicken coop step by step.
Seeing him coming, several chickens in the chicken coop ran out of the chicken coop one after another, flying and jumping in the chicken coop, but they couldn't fly out, and finally stood helplessly on the ground and looked at him.
Yang Fan approached the treasure chest in the chicken coop step by step, bent down, and lowered his body to reach in to touch it.
Seeing that his nest was in danger of being occupied, the big rooster rushed to attack Yang Fan, but how could a human being be defeated by a chicken?
Yang Fan turned his head and saw the rooster making an angry gesture towards him. He straightened up and kicked the rooster out of the coop.
"Damn, as if I want to sleep in your chicken coop, what are you doing looking at me like that?"
The rooster flew in the air for about a second and landed safely. It felt a little dazed, and didn't even know how it got out of the chicken pen, and how it stood five or six meters away from the chicken pen in the blink of an eye.
But Yang Fan was not afraid of the danger of other cocks coming forward to attack him, and bent down again to reach out to grab the treasure box in the chicken coop. At this moment, a voice sounded not far away: "Don't move, baby daddy!" Come on, come on, steal the eggs, come on, the person who stole the eggs has been caught."
Before Yang Fan touched the treasure chest, he turned his head and saw a middle-aged woman in very worn out clothes and a green scarf around her head. Her face was vicissitudes, her lips were dry and white, but her voice was sonorous and forceful. : "In broad daylight, you actually stole my eggs. Don't come out. When my child's father comes, he will beat you to death."
After finishing speaking, she yelled again, raised the hoe in her hand and hit Yang Fan.
Yang Fan didn't dodge, but was so frightened that he crouched at the door of the chicken coop with his head in his arms.
The woman's hoe didn't hit the hen coop at all, but she just rushed out of the hen coop, pointed at him and said, "Put all the eggs in your hand back to the hen coop."
Yang Fan spread his hands and said, "I didn't steal the eggs."
"Didn't steal it? Why didn't you steal the egg and put it in the chicken coop? Do you still want to steal the chicken?"
Yang Fan looked back to see that the treasure chest in the chicken coop was still there, and planned to open it before talking, so he didn't reply to the woman's words, and turned his head again and stretched out his hand into the chicken coop.
The moment his hand touched the treasure box, the long-lost system sound sounded in his mind:
"Congratulations to the host for receiving a real reward, a polygraph glasses."
What? ?Polygraph glasses?
When Yang Fan was still wondering what the polygraph glasses were, a middle-aged man ran up behind the middle-aged woman, holding a shovel in his hand, and angrily ran to the woman and asked, "Where are they? Where are they?" ?”
The woman pointed to Yang Fan and said, "That's the one who digs out the chicken coop."
The middle-aged uncle raised his shovel and hit Yang Fan.
When Yang Fan turned his head, the shovel was about to hit him. He quickly hid himself, jumped out of the chicken coop with his head in his arms, and before he could take two steps, the middle-aged woman grabbed his clothes with both hands. With all his strength, he dragged Yang Fan to the ground.
The middle-aged uncle directly pressed Yang Fan who was lying on the ground with a shovel, stared angrily and asked, "Tell me, how many eggs did you steal from my house?"
"Uncle, I really didn't steal the eggs. If you don't believe me, I didn't have any eggs on me." Yang Fan looked at the two of them earnestly.
The middle-aged woman squatted down, touched a few pockets on his body, raised her head and nodded to the middle-aged uncle and said, "There are indeed no eggs."
The middle-aged uncle took the shovel away from him, took two steps forward, put his foot on Yang Fan's stomach and asked, "Have you not had time to steal it yet?"
Yang Fan shook his head and said, "No, I was in the chicken coop as soon as I came out."
The middle-aged uncle and his parents looked at each other for two seconds, and asked with a puzzled look: "What? My house lost eggs for three days in a row a few days ago. I squatted for three nights and didn't find anyone who stole the eggs. Today you were killed by me." The daughter-in-law caught it straight and said, did you steal all the eggs that my family lost a few days ago?"
"Oh, I said that I didn't steal the eggs, and I didn't come to steal the eggs. I went to the chicken pen as soon as I came out, and I can't help it."
After the uncle stomped on him, he withdrew his foot and said, "Get up, although I don't know what you are talking about, but I don't think you look like a thief. Why did you come into my house?" Chicken ring?"
Yang Fan thinks about it, is it useless to explain to him?These two people look like low-educated farmers. Tell them that this is in a dream. Will they believe me?
He stood up with difficulty.He patted his buttocks and lied, "Actually, I saw a snake in your chicken coop just now. I was afraid it would eat the chicken, so I ran in to catch the snake. Seeing it crawl into the chicken coop, I hurriedly took the chicken The chicken in the nest was caught, and you see, I threw him out of that chicken." He pointed to the rooster that he lifted out of the chicken pen with his foot.
"Who would have thought that before I caught the snake, this aunt would think that I was stealing eggs."
When the middle-aged uncle heard it, it turned out to be like this. He opened his mouth smaller, stretched out his hand and said, "I'm really sorry, my family has been throwing eggs in recent days, but I just can't catch the person who stole the eggs. I saw you inside today." , we both thought you were stealing eggs, what a misunderstanding, misunderstanding, how about this, you sit in the room, we two have a drink, even if I pay you, do you think it is okay?"
The middle-aged uncle pointed to a bungalow in the distance and said.
Yang Fan thought about it, it's okay, anyway, this is a dream, but this is Xia Yuxue's dream, why is there no him in the dream?
not? ?
Yang Fan glanced at the rooster kicked out of the coop by himself, and thought: Could it be that Xia Yuxue was in this dream, but this rooster?
The rooster was strolling on the ground, looking up at the three of them from time to time, Yang Fan thought his idea was really funny, how could he become a rooster in his dream?
He agreed to the invitation of the middle-aged uncle, and decided to go to the house with him for a drink or two...
(End of this chapter)
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