The strongest dream shuttle

Chapter 137 Who farted?

"what sound?"

Lin Qiang stood up vigilantly and looked around, but saw nothing suspicious.

Xia Yuxue and Lin Na both looked at him inexplicably and turned their eyes around, but didn't see anything.

"You are too suspicious, why didn't I hear anything?"

Xia Yuxue waved her hand, Lin Na went to the kitchen and took a bowl and handed it to Lin Qiang: "Is there any sound? Did the wind blow something outside?"

Lin Qiang finished the bowl, without thinking too much, poured a bowl of wine, touched Xia Yuxue, and drank it.

Under the bed, Yang Fan felt incredible when he saw the two of them drinking: "These two got together in a dream, did they forget me? Shall I go out and drink with them?"

After a while, the smell of his fart floated out from under the bed and filled the entire room.

Lin Na had just put a roast chicken and a plate of side dishes on the table, then she covered her nose and said, "Who farted so smelly??"

Xia Yuxue glanced at Lin Qiang and smiled, but said nothing.But Lin Qiang was drinking heavily, and ignored the two of them.

Xia Yuxue, who had just taken a sip of wine, also smelled fart, looked at Lin Qiang with disgust and said, "Can you stop farting while eating next time?"

Lin Na also glanced at him, held her nose in disgust and entered the kitchen.

Lin Qiang was confused: "When did I fart? Why didn't I smell it?"

"Nonsense, you put it yourself, of course you can't smell it."

"Can't you smell what you fart?" After saying that, Lin Qiang took a deep breath through his nose: "Fuck, I didn't fart such a smelly fart."

Lin Na came out of the kitchen with a plate of peanuts and a plate of pickles, Xia Yuxue looked at Lin Qiang, Lin Qiang looked at Lin Na and said, "Sister-in-law, you didn't put it, did you?"

What?sister in law?Yang Fan hid under the bed and held his nose, thinking: Lin Qiang actually called Lin Na sister-in-law, so in this dream, Lin Qiang and Xia Yuxue are brothers?What a mess.

Lin Na rubbed her nose and said, "Are you calling for a thief? Do you think your sister-in-law and I can fart like that?"

Xia Yuxue also thought that it was Lin Na who set it off, because after all, it was not him who set it off. Apart from Lin Qiang, there was only Lin Na.

In order to ease the embarrassment, he raised the bowl and said, "Come on, whoever put it, let's do it together."

"Okay, do one." Lin Qiang picked up the bowl and touched Xia Yuxue, and the two drank it in one gulp.

"puff"

Another fart came out of Yang Fan's ass.

Damn, I ate too much tea and eggs in the morning, Yang Fan covered his nose and lay on the ground with a very uncomfortable expression.

When Lin Qiang heard the sound, he stood up alertly, pulled out the knife from his waist and said, "Brother, did you hear any sound?"

After Xia Yuxue drank two large bowls of wine, she felt a little dizzy. She patted Lin Qiang's shoulder and said, "Don't make such a fuss. It's windy outside, maybe it's something blowing." After saying that, Lin Qiang sat down and looked around. After looking at it, I felt very strange, but I didn't know where the strange noise came from.

After a while, the smell of fart permeated the whole room again, and Lin Na was cooking in the kitchen at this time, so there was no suspicion of farting at all.

Lin Qiang frowned, covered his nose and looked at Xia Yuxue, and said, "I said you let it go, but you still didn't admit it, I thought it was my sister-in-law who let it go, but now my sister-in-law is cooking, it's impossible for the fart smell to come here Come."

Xia Yuxue looked at him in a daze, smiled and said, "Why don't I smell anything? My brother is just joking."

"You put it on, of course you can't smell it."

"You farted, but I can't smell it?" Xia Yuxue sniffed hard, took a few breaths and finally smelled the fart. He quickly covered his nose and said, "Damn, why does it stink so much? It's not you. Released?"

"No." Lin Qiang shook his head.

"That's weird, you didn't let it go, I didn't let it go, so where did the fart smell come from?"

At this moment, Lin Na came out from the kitchen with a plate of vegetables and sat down at the table. As soon as she sat down, she smelled the smell of fart. She waved her hand in front of her nose and said, "You two are really good. , Who is this who farts so stinky?"

Lin Qiang looked at Xia Yuxue, Xia Yuxue looked at Lin Qiang, and they both looked at Lin Na at the same time: "It's not you?"

Lin Na rolled her eyes inexplicably: "Me? Isn't it you?" She said to Lin Qiang.

When the three of them felt very strange, Yang Fan lying under the bed could no longer control himself, another fart that had been held in for a long time finally came out from his buttocks.

This time the sound was very loud, it took a long time, and the smell was so strong that Yang Fan rolled out from under the bed holding his nose, and then stood up with his hands in front of his nose and said: "No, I really can't hold on." ”

The three of them looked at him dumbfounded. After being stunned for about seven or eight seconds, Lin Qiang suddenly ran to Yang Fan and hugged him with open arms.

Xia Yuxue hugged Yang Fan anxiously and shouted: "Daughter-in-law, get the rope quickly."

Yang Fan was surprised, didn't these three people recognize him?

"What are you doing? Qiangzi, Qiangzi, I am your brother Fan."

Yang Fan looked at Lin Qiang with surprise on his face. From the other person's eyes, it seemed that he didn't know him anymore.

"Qiangzi, it's me, Brother Fan."

"Shut up!" Xia Yuxue slapped him on the head and cursed fiercely.

Yang Fan frowned and looked at Xia Yuxue and scolded fiercely: "Is it embarrassing for you? Qiangzi, you dare to scold me!"

Lin Qiang slapped Yang Fan on the face: "Stop fucking nonsense, shut your mouth."

At this time, Lin Na hurried over with the rope and handed it to Xia Yuxue.

After taking the rope, he and Lin Qiang worked together to tie Yang Fan and threw him to the ground.

"Seeing where you are going now, I thought you were running far away, but I didn't expect you to hide under my bed." Xia Yuxue kicked Yang Fan, and said to Lin Qiang, "Doesn't this mean that this kid ran away? ? Why is it under my bed?"

Lin Qiang looked at Yang Fan in bewilderment, with a weird expression, approached Yang Fan with a bowl of wine in his hand and asked, "Hey, why the hell are you here?"

Yang Fan sat on the ground, looked puzzledly at Lin Na and Xia Yuxue, and said to Lin Qiang, "I'm also puzzled, why did the three of you go together? How did I become the business you talked about?" ?”

Xia Yuxue patted Lin Qiang: "Come on, leave him alone, drink and drink, we'll sell it to him tomorrow, and we'll talk after we get the money."

"Yes, it doesn't matter how he got here, he will be killed tomorrow anyway." After Lin Na finished speaking, the three of them laughed.

"What, ghost under the knife?" Yang Fan's eyes widened and exclaimed, "What ghost under the knife?"

"Whether your meat is delicious or not, you are not blessed to enjoy it." Lin Na said with a smile.

"What? You want to eat my flesh?" Yang Fan was shocked.

(End of this chapter)