Buddha's light illuminates NBA

Chapter 90 The fat man who doesn't know how to play, and the old guy who doesn't know how to play

Making rules and then changing the rules, as a world policeman, is very skilled.

In the field of sports, there are countless examples.

Adam Silva's starting point is the consistent behavior of the United States, so his proposal is very targeted, "Mr. President, our current All-Star voting rules, only fans vote. This approach has great disadvantages, because sometimes fans are not so rational."

David Stern nodded, not counting Yao Ming and the others. There have been players in the NBA who were not good enough to be an All-Star before, but they were voted into the All-Star because of the team's record and the market.

Subsequently, Adam Silva continued, "We can join the two camps of expert media and players, together with the votes of fans, as the full data of the All-Stars."

"Nice idea."

David Stern immediately understood, "Just like some idol drafts, the data from the expert media, players and fans are combined according to a certain ratio, and finally a real data is obtained?"

It's just perfect, isn't it?
Come to think of it, players and media pundits, they have natural alignments.

So from some perspectives, the rules are not made by the winners, but for the losers to win.

First imagine a result, and then carefully design a set of regularized mathematical formulas, and then a result can be obtained through simple calculations in the excel table.

If the result is not as expected, then just change the formula.

In the matter of the All-Star voting, first write a ternary linear equation, and then give a certain coefficient, you can get a very ornamental and reasonable data, and then use this data to convince those naive fans.

Not only is it perfect, it is perfect!

"Yes, Mr. President, you are so wise!" Adam Silva showed a shocked expression that I didn't even think about in a timely manner.

David Stern laughed and said, "Adam, your idea is very good. But how to operate it and whether it can be approved by everyone still needs to be discussed."

"Yes." Adam Silva looked so well-behaved.

"Then, this task is entrusted to you. Adam, you have to do it well. I am very optimistic about you!" After David Stern finished speaking, he got up and patted Adam Silva on the shoulder, and sent him to the door, expressing his ardent expectations.

"Okay, Mr. President!" Adam Silva also showed his attitude of living up to Jun's kindness.

"What a good boy, but he looks a bit silly with a big forehead." After closing the door, David Stern revealed the shrewdness of the Jews.

Isn't it? The forehead reaches the back of the neck.

Outside the door, Adam Silva suppressed the smile on his face, and cursed secretly in his heart, "Old guy, you know that changing the rules may be thankless and affect your image in your later years, so just throw him to me! Hehe! But you never thought of it, right? This matter is very in line with the public's psychology."

Hey!
Adam Silva smiled again and strode back to his office.

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On November 11th, Eastern Time, the Golden State Warriors visited the Knicks.

So after the draft, for the first time, Lu Ming met the future founder of the Golden State dynasty (if counted from the rules of the Spurs dynasty, three championships in five years can also be considered a dynasty), at this time a handsome primary school student, Stephen Curry.

Before the game started, Lu Ming noticed that the elementary school students looked in their direction more than once.

I guess I'm envious of myself.

After all, he could have thought in his heart that he wanted to be in charge of the Big Apple City.

Times have changed, and New York ushered in their savior.

But the fans in New York once looked forward to Stephen Curry, so when he appeared at the Knicks' home court, he still received some applause.

This match had been anticipated for a few days.

Most people want to see a direct matchup between the 7th pick and the 8th pick rookie. Although compared to the current situation, Lu Ming's performance does not seem to be comparable to the Warriors' No. 7 double guard.

So it's a nationally televised game.

TNT TV has won the rights to broadcast, and it is still the duo of Barkley and Kenny Smith, plus the beautiful reporter Louise Clifton, will become the iron triangle of the Knicks game broadcast.

Unfortunately, Lu Ming was in a suit and leather shoes, watching from the sidelines.

The elementary school student was also transferred from the starting lineup to the substitute due to some team reasons, and only played about 4 minutes in this game, and did not play again because of a small accident injury.

Therefore, this is not a perfect first encounter between the strongest rookie Lu Ming and elementary school student Stephen Curry.

However, in order to meet everyone's expectations, TNT TV station, which always comes to events, invited Lu Ming to the commentary booth during the third quarter of the game after some simple communication.

The difference from the last game is that in this game, the Warriors, who have two shooting guards, Stephen Jackson and Monta Ellis, took a big lead in the first half.

Before the start of the three quarters, at 66:52, the Warriors led by 14 points.

Wu Sheng's offensive firepower was very fierce. In the first half, he took 13 shots and scored 16 points.

Almost the leading score.

But this is also his last madness in the Golden State Warriors, and it will be his second-to-last game as a Warriors player. A few days later, the former Warriors Black Eight meritorious player will leave the Warriors in a blockbuster deal.

It is worth mentioning that among the Warriors players who lost Nowitzki's MVP season in black eight, there is Lu Ming's current teammate, Al Harrington.

At the beginning of the third quarter, Lu Ming was sitting in the commentary booth, with Barkley on the left and Kenny Smith on the right.

"Lu, sitting here watching the game, does it feel completely different from sitting on the sidelines?" Kenny Smith asked.

"It feels so different. To be honest, I'm a little nervous." Lu Ming said.

"Do you think that commentary is not something everyone can do? You see, because of the commentary, I lost all my thick hair." Barkley raised his eyebrows triumphantly, and falsified the truth about his baldness.

Lu Ming smiled and said, "Speaking of which, you may not know. When watching games on TV before, my master asked who that fat man who didn't understand football was and why he was able to explain it. I told him that it might be because the old man next to him didn't understand football. That's why I've always envied you.

"..." Barkley and Kenny Smith were speechless for a while.

Those who don't know how to play are getting fat, and the old guys who don't know how to play are too much!
"Kukuku!" In front of the TV, the audience laughed and extended their thumbs when they heard Lu Ming teasing the two of them.

So Barkley, as a fat guy who doesn't know how to play, and Kenny Smith, who is an old guy who doesn't know how to play, made a gesture to attack Lu Ming. Barkley yelled, "Hey, Lu, I have learned Chinese Kung Fu from Yao!"

"I will too!" Kenny - Smith not to be outdone.

The two, one on the left and the other on the right, prepared to attack in Chinese kung fu.

"Haha! Sorry, speaking of Chinese Kung Fu, I may be your teacher!"

Lu Ming laughed, stretched out his hand and held the heads of the two in the void at the same time, and then the two cooperated very well, giving a warning with a cannon punch and the warning was invalid.

The perfect fit, it looks like it was negotiated.

"Faco!"

boom!
In front of the TV, Paul cursed angrily, and then smashed the TV screen with his fist.

(End of this chapter)