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Chapter 213 Vibrator

"What is the treasure of your Zhenzong?"

Ye Moshu and Shangguan Mo asked excitedly.

The Xuantian Sect Master heard the news about Shangguan Mo and Ye Moshu, and saw him put his hand into his crotch with a mysterious face, buttoned it for a long time, and finally took out the cup, "Dangdangdang~ this is it!"

"Ah? This long, thick one feels extremely hot inside just looking at it. Could it be the legendary vibrator!"

Before Shangguan Mo and Ye Moshu could open their mouths, Sun Haifeng, who had already healed his wounds, came over. He saw Sun Haifeng staring at the stick in Xuantian Sect Master's hand in shock, and shouted in shock!
"Hahaha, that's right, this is the legendary vibrator!" The Xuantian Sect Master nodded with satisfaction, "You probably don't know the origin of this masturbation cup. After I became the Xuantian Sect Master, It is said that Xuantian, the first suzerain of our Xuantianzong, is just a 80-[-]-year-old old man, but because he picked up a penny while walking on the road one day, he excitedly gave it away. It was handed over to the police uncle, who praised him as a good person and rewarded him with a small red flag. Later, he took the red flag to a pawn shop to sell it, and took the money he got to a grocery store to buy an iron rod. !"

"Could it be that the iron rod bought at the grocery store is the legendary vibrating rod? This is too unscientific! The vibrating rod in your hand is obviously made of crystal!" Sun Haifeng yelled, sighing Xuantianzong in his heart Why is the first generation suzerain Xuantian's luck so good, just go to the grocery store and buy an iron rod and you can buy a vibrator. I don't know how much shit he stepped on to have such good luck!
"Hey! If the grocery store can buy a vibrator, then there will be Xuantian, the first generation suzerain of Xuantianzong in the world!" The suzerain of Xuantianzong shook his head and said, "After Xuantian bought a cup at the grocery store , When crossing the river, he accidentally dropped the iron rod into the water, so he went into the water to find the iron rod, and found the vibrating rod at the bottom of the river!"

The suzerain of Xuantian sect paused for a while, and then said enviously: "You don't know, Xuantian, the first suzerain of our Xuantian sect, is a seventy or eighty-year-old, and he is very old. Resist, a bad old man who can't lift his hands, and he is an ordinary person who has never been in contact with the world of cultivation and never knows the secrets of cultivation techniques! But for an ordinary person like him, after getting the vibrator, he actually He rejuvenated overnight! He actually comprehended many exercises by himself, and even created a famous sect in the cultivation world like our Xuantian Sect!"

"hiss!"

After hearing what Xuantian Sect Master said, all the people present took a breath in unison, and their hearts were extremely shocked!

You know, how difficult it is to create a secret book of exercises!Ordinary people may not know it yet, but cultivators like Ye Moshu, Shangguan Mo, and Sun Haifeng know it all!
Let's not talk about Ye Moshu, let's take a look at Sun Haifeng and Shangguanmo!
You know, Sun Haifeng is a dignified figure in the Yuanying stage of the cultivation world, and he is also the president of Xuanwu Academy, one of the top forces in the cultivation world, but he has been cultivating for hundreds of years, but there is still nothing he can do. What kind of exercise cheats did you create!

And what about Shangguanmo?The majestic future villain big boss, before the protagonist is released, the son of proper luck, whether it is talent or intelligence, is leveraged, awesome, but Shangguan Mo has never created any secrets of exercises!

You know, the difficulty of creating a secret book of exercises is simply unimaginable. Otherwise, there will be so many cultivators in the Cultivation Continent throughout the ages, counting billions, billions, billions, billions, billions, billions, billions, and the kung fu handed down from generation to generation. Fa, less than five figures!
"I want, give me! Give me the vibrator, I can't wait!"

Ye Moshu's eyes were red, drooling, and he looked excitedly at Xuantianzong's suzerain, eager to get their Xuantianzong's Zhenzong's treasure vibrator.

It wasn't just Ye Moshu who couldn't wait, Shangguan Mo and Sun Haifeng who were watching it were also eager to see this legendary treasure!
"Hey, I'll give it to you!"

The suzerain of Xuantianzong presented the vibrator with a flattering face and handed it to Shangguan Mo, who immediately handed it to Ye Moshu without stopping.

Ye Moshu took the baby, and looked at it with blinking eyes. Although this vibrator looks similar to an ordinary vibrator, it is made of jade with a dark blue surface. It has neither the colorful masturbation cup nor Durex. That kind of dazzling, some, is just an extremely simple look.

Yes, to describe it in one word: simplicity.

The vibrator can be described as extremely simple. If they didn't know that it is a treasure, many people would think that it is just a stone that can be seen everywhere, unremarkable.

But everyone present didn't dare to think so. Anyone who thought it was an ordinary stone would be really blind.

An ordinary stone can make Xuantian, the first suzerain of Xuantianzong, a bad old man in his seventies and eighties, who can't resist seeing and can't lift his hands, and is also a bad old man who has never been in contact with the realm of comprehension. An ordinary person who knows the secrets of self-cultivation skills, just such an ordinary person, after getting the vibrator, unexpectedly rejuvenated overnight. Did you also create a famous sect in the cultivation world like our Xuantian Sect?

But unlike others' surprise, at this moment, Ye Moshu was quite surprised!Although he didn't feel anything, Ye Moshu still felt that this vibrator Lin Hao contained the supreme "Tao", as if everything in the world was contained in the object.

At this moment, Ye Moshu was stunned, and stood there blankly, not daring to move, because Ye Moshu knew that the vibrator is definitely not a treasure in the cultivation world. It is as simple as a vibrator. The name of the prehistoric—— Jade Plate of Creation!

Just now, when the vibrator just arrived, Ye Moshu heard the sound of the system!

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the fragment of the good fortune jade plate!"

"What?! Good Fortune Jade Plate?!"

Ye Moshu's whole body was dizzy, and she felt as if she was going to pass out with happiness!He quickly pinched himself hard, wanting to see if this is true!

Good Fortune Jade Plate, it records the Three Thousand Ways of the Dao, and it is one of the Four Great Chaos Treasures together with the Heaven-Opening God Axe, the Creation Green Lotus, and the Chaos Orb. One of them, after being obtained by Hongjun, actually made Hongjun a saint, and even got the Dao with his body!

Hongjun is an ordinary person, not as authentic as Sanqing and Zuwu in terms of background, and not as authentic as Luo Hou Yangmei in terms of talent, but just because of the good luck jade plate, he understood the Three Thousand Ways and became No. 1 in the wild. Preach the prehistoric world and become the ancestor of Taoism!

Lying high in the nine clouds, the futon is Daozhen.Outside the heaven and earth, I will be the head teacher.Pan Gu gave birth to Tai Chi, and the two rituals and the four images followed.One pass on to three friends, and the second teachs to explain and divide.Taoists are all leading the show, turning Hongjun into one breath.How domineering!

Thinking of this, Ye Moshu felt that he couldn't control himself!

"Is this the legendary fortune jade plate?" Ye Moshu stared at the thing in his hand with fiery eyes, swallowing wildly.

He couldn't help but think of the dragon-slaying sword and Yitian sword in martial arts novels. If one of the two superb weapons can command the martial arts.

The dragon-slaying knife and the Yitian sword can command the heroes of the world!

The good luck jade plate can command all the immortals!
Comparing Dragon Slaying Knife and Yitian Sword with good fortune jade plates, the style, height, and style immediately drop trillions of times.

That is just a weapon in the mundane world, how dare you compare it with this treasure that dominates the prehistoric world?
The good luck jade plate, even if it is only a fragment, is the most, most, and most top-notch treasure in the prehistoric world!

You know, in the era of the ancient prehistoric times, even the most trashy spirit treasures were the most, most, and most powerful magic weapons in the current cultivation world!Even if the most, most, and top leaders in the cultivation world break their heads and want to get the top magic weapon, they are not worthy of giving shoes to the most trashy spirit treasure in the wild!

And what about the good luck jade dish?That is the treasure of chaos!In the chaos before the prehistoric era, they were all called treasures!
After learning the true identity of the vibrator, Ye Moshu finally understood why Xuantian, the first suzerain of Xuantianzong, was an old man in his seventies and eighties, who couldn't resist seeing him, and couldn't lift his hand, and why He is still an ordinary person who has never been in contact with the world of self-cultivation, and has never known the secrets of self-cultivation skills. Just such an ordinary person, after getting the vibrating stick, unexpectedly rejuvenated overnight. Not to mention a lot of exercises, but also created a famous sect in the cultivation world like our Xuantianzong.

After all, this vibrator is a remnant of the jade plate of fortune!Although it is only a fragment, it is also a part of the legendary good fortune jade plate!
The majestic Chaos Supreme Treasure Good Fortune Jade Plate, Hongjun Daozu's holy artifact of enlightenment, can't even do this, so is it still good fortune jade plate? !

At this moment, Ye Moshu was very excited. He thought that Hongjun could become the ancestor of Taoism after he got the fortune jade plate, but what about himself?I am not only the creator of this world, but also the master of the big boss of the villain in the future, no matter what I say, I am better than Hongjun!
Although what he got was only fragments of the good fortune jade plate, but the level of this world is far inferior to Honghuang!Doesn't this mean that in this world, I can also become an awesome character like Hongjun? !
But in the next second, Ye Moshu couldn't be happy, not only couldn't be happy, he was going crazy!

"Ding dong! Since the host discovered the fragments of the legendary treasure of good fortune, the jade disc of fortune, the host is rewarded with ten top-quality spirit stones, and the fragments of the jade disc of good fortune will be taken back by the system!"

"puff!"

Hearing the system's words, Ye Moshu suddenly spurted out a mouthful of old blood, almost going crazy!

"Mmp! System, don't take you to deceive people like this! That's a fragment of the jade disc of good fortune! The top baby in the prehistoric world, you just sent me ten spirit stones?! Come on, today you don't Give me back the fragments of the good fortune jade plate, and I will fight with you!"

"Cough cough, host, please calm down. I am also thinking of you. You know that such a tall thing as the fragment of the good luck jade plate is not needed by a small foundation-building monk, and I will take it back for a fee, not to return it. Have you bought ten top-quality spirit stones!" The system also knew that it was not easy to be fooled at this time, maybe Ye Moshu was about to go on strike, and at this moment, for the first time, he admitted his intimidation and began to explain.

"Damn, do you think I'm a fool if you exchange ten top-quality spirit stones for a fragment of a jade dish of good fortune? Let alone, I'll give you 100 yuan of top-quality spirit stones, and you give me two fragments of a jade dish of good fortune. dare?!"

As soon as Ye Moshu heard the system's words, the anger burst out of his heart!At this moment, Ye Moshu was furious!

Others in the Cultivation Continent may not understand what the fragments of the good fortune jade plate are, but Ye Moshu, who is a traveler, knows the value of the good fortune jade plate!Even if the entire world traveled through now is added up, it is not as important as the fragments of the good luck jade plate!One can imagine the value of the fragments of the good fortune jade plate!

"Ahem, what, anyway, with your current cultivation base, isn't it possible that you can't use the fragments of the good luck jade plate? Why don't I compensate you with a vibrating rod! The effect of this vibrating rod is absolutely very powerful. He's old, he can't resist seeing, he can't lift his hands, and he's an ordinary person who has never been in the world of cultivation and never knows the secrets of cultivation techniques. Just such an ordinary person, who was shocked After the stick, it turned out to be a second spring in one night, not to mention a lot of exercises by one person, and he can also create a famous sect in the cultivation world, which is definitely not weaker than the legendary vibrating stick!"

After the system finished speaking, it spit out a vibrator, which looked exactly the same as the fragments of the good fortune jade plate before, and the effect was exactly the same as the legend, but Ye Moshu just wanted to hit people.

mmp!

No matter how powerful your vibrator is, it is at most a magic weapon in the cultivation world. Can it be compared with the fragments of the prehistoric treasure of good fortune? !

"Dog, get out!"

Ye Moshu roared!
"Don't come out, slightly slightly!"

"Believe it or not, I broke up with you!"

"Sorry, the system you called is out of service area, please try again later, sorry, the..."

A familiar voice came to mind again, and Ye Moshu just wanted to hit someone. Looking at the vibrating stick in his hand, which was exactly the same as the fragment of the good luck jade plate just now, Ye Moshu felt pain in his heart!
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Ye Moshu burst into tears immediately!

The Xuantian Sect Master at the side saw Ye Moshu crying, but didn't know the reason, so he said with a smile: "Haha, my lord, it's just a vibrator, it's not worth mentioning, there's no need to cry happily!"

Ye Moshu: "..."

(End of this chapter)