Green Dragon

Chapter 398 He is the king of FLAG!
"Thank you, Mr. Chairman, this trophy seems to be a little better than last year."

Long Shute took over the weird European Player of the Year trophy from UEFA President Michel Platini, and then began his acceptance speech with a smile.

The guests in the audience let out a burst of pleasant laughter.

They very much agreed with Long Shute's point of view: this trophy is really ugly!

Compared with the chubby Golden Globe, the idea of ​​this trophy comes from the jersey, but the visual effect is very strange: the main body is an irregular flat circle, and there is a small cylinder on each side Stretched out (the sleeve of the jersey) and looked as ugly as a tree root - simply put, a player with his arms up, then chopped off his head and arms...

But no matter how ugly the shape of the trophy is, it will not detract from its official influence. This is a major award that must be recognized by the whole world, not to mention...he got it by stepping on Ronaldo and Messi!
"I am not surprised to receive this award, because last season, whether it was the Bundesliga or the UEFA Champions League, my performance is obvious to all. The votes of Mr. Chairman and the judges undoubtedly prove the professionalism of this award."

As soon as he opened his mouth, he boasted without humility. In this regard, both Messi and Ronaldo can only continue to maintain a helpless expression-because this guy is right.

Although they don't want to hear it, but out of politeness and demeanor, they still want to continue to listen to this arrogant Chinese bragging:
"Bayern had good luck last season. They didn't experience too many tests in the Champions League. When we beat our opponents in the qualifying round with a big score, none of the three opponents in the group stage could bring us any obstacles.

Entering the knockout round, only Real Madrid can be called a strong enemy, but it only slows down our progress a little..."

Mourinho sitting under the stage looks normal, but he must want to smash Long Shute's nose...

Just listen to Long Shute continue to say:

"If someone says that last season's Champions League title is not rich enough, I will definitely agree with him, so we will prove this season that Bayern Munich is worthy of this title!

I know that when we lifted this trophy three months ago, in the next year, we will definitely become public enemies across Europe, and all ambitious clubs will regard us as potential opponents. Research, every step we take gets harder.But I am not afraid of it, and I welcome such a challenge from the bottom of my heart.

Since the restructuring of the Champions League, in the past 20 years, many powerful players have emerged, but no club has ever been able to successfully defend the title. This is also known as the biggest curse of the Champions League..."

Long Shu raised his eyebrows:

"Yes, I'm going to challenge this spell with Bayern Munich and... make it history!"
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His rhetoric was once again carried across the world along radio waves and fiber-optic cables.

Fans all over the world saw once again that the Chinese mad dragon has set up an extremely difficult flag under the watchful eyes of the public...

"Let the curse become history? Long Shute boldly defended the Champions League!"

"What a ignorant man! Has he been carried away by the excitement of one of the best players in Europe?"

"What's so exciting about this? Our Long Ritian has already taken it, okay?"

"I watch the game late. May I ask, was Long Ritian so arrogant before? Why can't he see the traditional virtues of low-key and humble Chinese nation?"

"He was relatively stable in the first year at Ajax, but in the second year, as his skills grew, he became what he is now..."

"You must have misremembered. This is what Long Ritian looked like after Ajax beat Liverpool in the Champions League in the first season!"

"It turned out to be like this. I thought it was because after I joined Bayern, I was spoiled by the two big-mouthed chairmen, Lu Gege and Director He..."

"Shocked! The Chinese captain's public declaration has never been slapped in the face! Can this time continue the magical record?!"

"Why didn't he get slapped in the face? Didn't the South Korean team just slap him once in the world preliminaries a few days ago?"

"……go away!"

"In all fairness, Bayern's luck last season was indeed very good. Although Manchester City and Naples sounded very good, they both just participated in the Champions League after many years. It is difficult to compare with the Champions League regulars Bayern in terms of experience. The only strong opponent Indeed, there is only Real Madrid. As for the final opponent Chelsea... it is difficult to attribute them to the giants in such a situation that they cannot defend! Will Bayern's luck this season be so good?"

"After research, the reason why Bayern was so lucky last season was because of the aura brought by the Japanese teenager Takashi Usami. Now that Usami has left the team, Bayern will surely fall down from the altar after losing their blessing..."

"Shameless? Why don't you say that the injuries of Robben, Van Buyten and Xiaozhu were all caused by him?"

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With the sound of controversy, the draw ceremony came to an end, and UEFA subsequently announced all the awards of last season on its official website.

In the best team, Bayern is undoubtedly the biggest winner, they occupy four seats in the 11-man squad:
The best goalkeeper is Chelsea's Czech goalkeeper Petr Cech. He played bravely in many games and escorted the Blues all the way to the final.

Four defenders: Bayern captain Lahm, Barcelona's Piqué, Real Madrid's Ramos, and Chelsea's Ashley Cole.

Three midfielders: Bayern's Long Shute and Robben, Real Madrid's Ronaldo.

Three strikers: Bayern's Gomez, Barcelona's Messi, Chelsea's Drogba.

The best coach is of course Bayern coach Heynckes.

The best rookie is the son of Eunuch Hai, the Austrian Liu Xing David Alaba.

The best goal is Long Shute's plug-level goal after passing all the opponents in a Maradona-style dribble at Naples' home court-because this goal is indeed a plug-in.

The best player, the Champions League Golden Boot, and the most assists all belong to Long Shute alone. The data of 18 goals and 12 passes also broke the record for the most goals and the most assists in a single season in the history of the Champions League, which also reflects his performance in the last season. Dominant performance of the season.

Of course, it is undeniable that Long Shute has racked up a lot of statistics on big teams like Villarreal and Basel, but...if he can't even abuse food, he can still be counted on in the key Standing up in battle?
An outstanding player, the most basic kung fu is to abuse dishes to brush data! -
Holding the heavy trophy in hand, Long Shute returned to the hotel together with Hoeness, Rummenigge, Summer, Heynckes, Lahm and others.

They were greeted with warm applause.

"Wow, best player in Europe!"

Mueller was the first to jump out. He graciously helped Long Shute pick up the trophy weighing more than ten catties, then looked at it carefully, and smacked his mouth unabashedly:
"This...is really ugly!"

Erwa's ridicule attracted more people's laughter, but when they saw the trophy with their own eyes, they all expressed their approval.

"This thing should never be in a bedroom! He's scarier than Frank's picture! You won't be able to sleep!"

Robben yelled.

Then Ribery punched him on the head:

"Alger, did you put my picture in your bedroom? You pervert!"

The erudite Neuer put on the appearance of a historian and popularized knowledge to his teammates:
"Because FIFA's World Player of the Year and UEFA's Ballon d'Or merged in 2011, Platini was not reconciled to the Ballon d'Or being completely controlled by Blatter, so he re-established the award for the best player in Europe.

It's an honor that this award was taken home by our great teammates in both 2011 and 2012, and based on this season's performance, I think the Dragons have a good chance of completing a three-peat...

From then on, this trophy without head and arms can be called "Long Shute with Broken Head", and "Venus with Broken Arms" are also known as the world's two major shortcoming works of art! "

Long Shute could only watch helplessly as the teammates continued to laugh, but he couldn't explain anything.

Yes, this trophy...is really ugly!
——By the way, why are all Bayern in Monaco?

Because one day later, they will play the European Super Cup here!

The opponent is last season's UEFA Europa League champion, the Sheets Legion from Spain, Atletico Madrid!

(End of this chapter)