Spy Movie

Chapter 109 Skill Laughing Land (Seal)

Back then, the clown became the master and created the world!

The world is full of laughter!

Adam and Eve were responsible for making the Lord laugh in the Garden of Eden, but one day their funny talents were exhausted, and the Lord expelled them from the Garden of Eden.

They have always wanted to return to the Lord, but their descendants also did not have the talent for being funny, so they couldn’t go back. Later, the Lord discovered that human beings had fallen, and they didn’t know what being funny was, so he angrily destroyed the world... Many times!

Finally, a real comedian appeared among human beings, and his name was Noah.

God was amused by him, so he pointed out a way of life for him before the world was destroyed.

Therefore, the reason why human beings can survive is because of joker!

In fact, the clown is not that terrible. Although he has condemned the seven deadly sins to mankind, the most important one has never been included in the seven deadly sins. If it had been included, mankind would have perished long ago.

Do you think there is no such crime?

Think again!

Can't figure it out, right? Stupid!
Which human being is not stupid? !

Well, don't talk about these frustrating things!

From another perspective, why does the theory of evolution mean that monkeys evolved into humans instead of orangutans, octopuses and dogs?Apparently that's because monkeys are funnier, funny and wackier than they are.

Do not believe it?Then you think about why Jesus was nailed to the cross?Why have to be killed and resurrected?Isn't this a lie?Can't you resurrect on the spot?
This is also the spirit of the clown... Resurrection, it should be sneaky...

Maybe these things are too far away, let's talk about a recent one, a funny-looking German bearded man said, I will rob the Jews of their money, women and right to life, and I will destroy them all.

When the Jew came to him, he said, "I'm kidding you, baby!"

it just a joke!

Then the ending, everyone should have seen it!

If you don’t believe this, let’s talk about a more recent one. In the second half of this year, the Journey to the West co-produced by China and the United States... right... Who has seen this film?No, this is also a kind of joker spirit!

Therefore, the clown spirit is a treasure that belongs to all mankind regardless of nationality, ancient or modern.

It is the beginning of all things, the end of all things, and the truth of all things.

……

Zhang Xin felt that his soul was pulled into a water pipe, and then the water pipe hurt the sewer, the sewer was connected to the septic tank, the septic tank was connected to the cemetery, the cemetery was connected to hell, and hell was connected to the intestines of the world...

What kind of rubbish is this!

He opened his eyes and found Cicada standing quietly in front of him, holding a pistol in his hand, aiming the muzzle of the pistol at the center of his eyebrows.

Her expression was very calm, as calm as Nongfu Spring poured into a bowl and frozen in the refrigerator!
Not only calm, but also indifferent.

Zhang Xin said quietly: "What are you doing?"

Cicada's eyes flickered, and her tone trembled: "You laughed so hard just now, you looked like a fool."

"..."

Just as he was about to break up with her, the system that had been in a state of invisibility finally gave another reminder.

[You have obtained unknown energy, you have been attacked by unknown, your IQ has been tested, and your IQ has passed the test.Your IQ balance is about to run low, please recharge! 】

[You have obtained unknown energy, you have been attacked by unknown, your IQ has been tested, and your IQ has passed the test.Your IQ balance is about to run low, please recharge! 】

……

[You have obtained the skill Laughing Land (seal)]

[You can spend 1 skill point to temporarily unlock this skill, or spend 10 skill points to permanently unlock this skill. 】

[Within three to 10 minutes after unblocking, you will involuntarily let out a weird laugh. When you laugh, the IQ of all intelligent creatures around you will be continuously suppressed and subject to an IQ test. If the test fails, the IQ will continue Drop, when the IQ is insufficient, the person is enslaved by you.Three 10 minutes later, you will fall into a state of confusion, the duration of the state will be reduced with the increase of willpower. 】

[Congratulations to the agent for obtaining wild skills, the real super agent system has been upgraded to the real super agent system 2.0]

"..." I really don't know where to complain.

No wonder that in all the comics, movies, and novels about clowns, the clown's enemies and teammates are one by one. Now I finally figured it out. It turns out that this guy still has such a powerful indiscriminate AOE ability.

Probably seeing that Zhang Xin will not speak, there is a little worry in Cicada's eyes: "Hey, talk, if you don't talk, I will shoot."

"Don't get excited, I'm fine."

Cicada didn't move, still staring at his eyebrows: "Prove it to me."

"Uh, how do you prove this?"

"Aren't you smart? Prove it to me."

Zhang Xin wondered if this girl was also affected when he was tested for IQ just now.

Zhang Xin looked at Cicada seriously and said, "I'm really fine."

"Okay, I believe you for the time being." Before the smile on Zhang Xin's face completely rose, Cicada said again: "Then you take this with you..."

As she spoke, she picked up Zhang Xin's shirt. Zhang Xin only felt a chill in his stomach, and then saw a white thing at the position of his belly button, which looked a bit like chewed bubble gum.

"what is this?"

"Rubber bombs for directional blasting... Don't worry, I will keep the remote control well, there will be no accidental touch..."

⊙﹏⊙

Zhang Xintian sighed: "You are such a clever little ghost."

"Thank you for the compliment, let's go, let's go shopping...why, don't you want to go?!"

Zhang Xin felt the stickiness in his stomach, and showed the most positive smile ever: "I want to go, I can't wait!"

……

As the saying goes, some families are happy and some are sad. At this time, the office on the roof of the Wayne Building is open, and Bruce is angrily pointing his finger at Ah Fu's nose.

"Why, why didn't you tell me earlier?"

Ah Fu lowered his head and said with guilt on his face: "I'm sorry, master, I didn't expect things to turn out like this. In your heart, master, Master Thomas is a flawless person. It is this belief that gave you Power, I am afraid that after knowing these things, you will not be able to bear it."

"What's the point of this world if facts don't give you strength?"

Alfred was speechless.

"It seems that we can only give things to them."

Ah Fu struggled and said: "Young Master, why don't we contact S.H.I.E.L.D."

"And then?" Bruce looked at Ah Fu coldly and said, "If they are desperate to get the matter out, Wayne Enterprises will make things worse. Our enemies are not just the ones in front of us, not just in Gotham City...you Can you imagine how catastrophic it would be if Wayne Enterprises collapsed?"

If a large group like Wayne Enterprises falls, it will definitely be disastrous, and other related industries will also be affected, and it may even cause the Great Depression.

Among other things, think about how many employees Wayne Enterprises has. How terrible would it be if they lost their jobs?
How could he allow such a thing to happen.

"Indeed, this matter must not be made public."

Bruce shook his head and said, "It can be announced,
Do not,
It should be announced, but not now.If it is announced now, it may cause serious disasters for both Wayne Enterprises and Gotham City... You go and get that thing, and I will hand it over to them. "

"it is good!"

Alfred left quickly.

He reappeared 10 minutes later with a boxy silver suitcase in his hand.

Bruce took the suitcase, walked down the aisle, and came to a secret reception room next to it.

He opened the door and walked in.

The people in the reception room were none other than the oriole, and a woman covered in a black cloak. After entering the door, Bruce ignored the oriole, and just stared at the woman in the black cloak coldly.

"You shouldn't be here, Liberator Feng Jin!"

(End of this chapter)